History Quotes / Dredd

-->-'''OpeningNarration'''

[[HeAlsoDid And next I played]] [[Film/StarTrek McCoy]]\\

I'm [[IncrediblyLamePun dreading]] [[Film/StarTrekBeyond StarTrek 3]]\\

Inside the walls, a [[WretchedHive cursed city]] - stretching from Boston to Washington, D.C. - an [[MegaCity unbroken, concrete landscape]].\\

[[{{Arcology}} Mega Blocks]]. [[FuturisticSuperhighway Mega Highways]]. Mega City One.\\

->[[Creator/SylvesterStallone People thought]] [[Film/JudgeDredd my Dredd]] [[InkStainAdaptation was lame]]\\

Only one thing fighting for order in the chaos – the men and women of the Hall Of Justice.\\

Outside the boundary walls, a desert. [[PoisonedWasteland The Cursed Earth]].\\

->'''Dredd:''' Been wondering when you'd remember you'd [[HelmetsAreHardlyHeroic left your helmet behind]].
->'''Anderson:''' Sir, a helmet can interfere with my psychic abilities.
->'''Dredd:''' Think a [[BoomHeadshot bullet]] might [[DeadpanSnarker interfere with them more]].

->'''Dredd:''' You ready [[NewMeat Rookie]]?
->'''Anderson:''' Yes sir.
->'''Dredd:''' You don't look ready.

->'''Dredd:''' You ready?
->'''Anderson:''' Yeah.
->'''Dredd:''' [[CallBack You look ready]].

->'''Chief Judge:''' What happened here?
->'''Dredd:''' [[SeenItAll Drug]] [[ButForMeItWasTuesday bust]].
->'''Chief Judge:''' Looks like you've been through it.
->'''Dredd:''' Perps were [[{{Understatement}} uncooperative]].

->[[spoiler:'''[[CavalryBetrayal Judge Lex]]:''']] 1 million credits.
->'''Ma-Ma:''' A million?
->[[spoiler:'''Judge Lex:''']] You have a problem with the judge. You know who he is?
->'''Ma-Ma:''' No.
->[[spoiler:'''Judge Lex:''']] [[TheDreaded I do.]] 1 million.

->[[Creator/KarlUrban I]] [[StarmakingRole started out as]] [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings Eomer]]
->[[HeAlsoDid And next I played]] [[Film/StarTrek McCoy]]
->[[CoolHelmet But once I put that helmet on]]
->[[PromotedFanboy It sparked my greatest joy]]
->A futuristic [[LanternJawOfJustice square-jawed]] [[JudgeJuryAndExecutioner judge]]
->[[AwesomeDearBoy By far my favourite role]]
->Everyone loved me
->Why haven't they sent me
->Back to the blocks to [[GutturalGrowler patrol]]?

->We need to make ''Dredd 2''
->It's already been too long
->We are wasting the potential
->Of this [[StillbornFranchise franchise]] [[AndThatsTerrible and it's wrong]]
->Make ''Dredd 2''
->It's imperative to try
->For soon they'll just [[ContinuityReboot reboot again]]
->[[TheOtherDarrin And cast some other guy]].

->MegaCity One is [[WretchedHive overflowing with scum]]
->[[TakeThat It's almost as bad as]] [[{{Joisey}} New Jersey]]
->There are plenty more villains who need to be judged
->And can't we do better than [[Series/GameOfThrones Cersei]]?
->We're well behind the schedule
->We should be on part 3
->There are follow ups for ''Film/IronMan''
->And ''Film/{{Thor}}'', so why not me?

->It's time to make ''Dredd 2''
->I'll never let it go
->You'd already have seen it
->[[AcclaimedFlop But our grosses were too low]]
->Make ''Dredd 2''
->This time we'll be a hit
->I promise if it's greenlit
->Then [[Creator/OliviaThirlby she'll]] [[{{Fanservice}} show a little tit]].

->[[Creator/SylvesterStallone People thought]] [[Film/JudgeDredd my Dredd]] [[InkStainAdaptation was lame]]
->And maybe that's the case
->[[HelmetsAreHardlyHeroic I wouldn't keep my helmet on]]
->I like to show my face
->The remake finally comes along
->It's decent, I admit
->It makes me realise mine
->[[SoBadItsGood Was just a silly piece of shit]]

->So let them make ''Dredd 2''
->It's sure to entertain
->The only thing it won't have
->Is the lovely Diane Lane.

->Make ''Dredd 2''
->I'm [[IncrediblyLamePun dreading]] [[Film/StarTrekBeyond StarTrek 3]]
->So, can't we make ''Dredd 2'' instead?
->[[DoingItForTheArt I'll star in it for free]]

->Make ''Dredd 2'' (Make ''Dredd 2'')
->Make ''Dredd 2'' (Make ''Dredd 2'')
->Make!
->Dredd!
->2!

->[[Creator/KarlUrban I]] [[HeyItsThatGuy started out as]] [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings Eomer]]

->Then [[Creator/OliviaThirlby she'll]] [[{{Fanservice show a little tit]].

->A futuristic [[LaternJawOfJustice square-jawed]] [[JudgeJuryAndExecutioner judge]]

->[[spoiler:'''Judge Lex:''']] [[TheDreaded I do.]] 1 million.

->'''Judge Dredd:''' Inhabitants of Peach Trees, this is Judge Dredd. Just in case you've forgotten, this block operates under the same rules as the rest of the city. Ma-Ma's not the law. [[{{Catchphrase}} I am the Law.]]

->[[spoiler:'''Judge Lex:''']] [[TheDreaded I do.]] 1 million.

->[[spoiler:'''Judge Lex:''']] I do. 1 million.

->'''Dredd:''' [[SeenItAll Drug bust]].

->[[spoiler:'''Judge Lex:''']] 1 million credits.

->[[spoiler:'''Judge Lex:''']] You have a problem with the judge. You know who he his?

->[[spoiler:'''Judge Lex:''']] 1 million credits

->'''Ma-Ma:''' No
->[[spoiler:'''Judge Lex:''']] I do. 1 million

->'''Dredd:''' I was wondering when you'd realize you've [[HelmetsAreHardlyHeroic forgotten your helmet]].
->'''Anderson:''' A helmet can interfere with my psychic abilities.
->'''Dredd:''' Figured a [[BoomHeadshot bullet to the head]] would [[DeadpanSnarker interfere worse]].

->'''Dredd:''' You ready Rookie?

->'''Dredd:''' You look ready.

->'''Dredd:''' I was wondering when you'd realize you've forgotten your helmet.

->'''Dredd:''' Figured a bullet to the head would interfere worse.

->'''Chief Judge:''' Looks like you ran into some trouble.

->'''Dredd:''' Perps were [[Main/Understatement uncooperative]].

->'''Dredd:''' Perps were [[Understatement uncooperative]].

->'''Dredd:''' You look ready.

->'''Dredd:''' Figured a bullet to the head would interfere worse.

->'''Judge Dredd:''' "Inhabitants of Peach Trees, this is Judge Dredd. Just in case you've forgotten, this block operates under the same rules as the rest of the city. Ma-Ma's not the law. [[{{Catchphrase}} I am the Law.]]"

-> "Inhabitants of Peach Trees, this is Judge Dredd. Just in case you've forgotten, this block operates under the same rules as the rest of the city. Ma-Ma's not the law. [[{{Catchphrase}} I am the Law.]]"
--> '''Judge Dredd'''

->'''Anderson''': A helmet can interfere with my psychic abilities.

->'''Dredd:''' I was wondering when you'd realize you've forgotten your helmet.\\
->'''Anderson''': A helmet can interfere with my psychic abilities. \\