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->'''Morrigan''': I do not fear the moon so I need stories so that I may sleep at night.
->'''Leliana''': So... You don't believe in any higher power at all? Doesn't that get lonely?
->'''Morrigan''': Wow. You saw through my cold exterior and saw the bleating lamb just begging for love and guidance! Thank you!
->'''Leliana''':... You appear to be mocking me.
->'''Morrigan''': You noticed!? Your powers of perception know no bounds!
-->-- ''DragonAgeOrigins''
->'''Leliana''': So... You don't believe in any higher power at all? Doesn't that get lonely?
->'''Morrigan''': Wow. You saw through my cold exterior and saw the bleating lamb just begging for love and guidance! Thank you!
->'''Leliana''':... You appear to be mocking me.
->'''Morrigan''': You noticed!? Your powers of perception know no bounds!
-->-- ''DragonAgeOrigins''
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->'''Addison DeWitt''': Dear Margo, you were an unforgettable Peter Pan, you must play it again soon. You remember Miss Gene Caswell?
->'''Margo''': I do not, how do you do]]?
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->'''Addison DeWitt''': De Witt''': Dear Margo, you were an unforgettable Peter Pan, you must play it again soon. You remember Miss Gene Caswell?
->'''Margo''': I do not, how do youdo]]?
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-->--''AllAboutEve''
->'''Margo''': I do not, how do you
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->''Haven't you heard of science's latest triumph? The doorbell.''
-->--'''Waldo Lydecker''', ''{{Laura}}''
->'''Margo Channing''': What are you doing here Addison? I distinctly remember crossing you off my guest list.
->'''Addison DeWitt''': Dear Margo, you were an unforgettable Peter Pan, you must play it again soon. You remember Miss Gene Caswell?
->'''Margo''': I do not, how do you do]]?
-->--'''Waldo Lydecker''', ''{{Laura}}''
->'''Margo Channing''': What are you doing here Addison? I distinctly remember crossing you off my guest list.
->'''Addison DeWitt''': Dear Margo, you were an unforgettable Peter Pan, you must play it again soon. You remember Miss Gene Caswell?
->'''Margo''': I do not, how do you do]]?
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->'''Devon''': We're trapped! ''[[LargeHam Trapped]]''!
->'''Cornwall''': Stuck here with you for five hundred years.
->'''Devon''': Oh dear, it's learned to count.
->'''Cornwall''': If you'd got me a good lawyer, I'd have split four hundred years ago.
->'''Devon''': Now listen here pal, I didn't come here to be insulted.
->'''Cornwall''': Oh. Where d'ya usually go?
-->'''QuestForCamelot'''
->'''Cornwall''': Stuck here with you for five hundred years.
->'''Devon''': Oh dear, it's learned to count.
->'''Cornwall''': If you'd got me a good lawyer, I'd have split four hundred years ago.
->'''Devon''': Now listen here pal, I didn't come here to be insulted.
->'''Cornwall''': Oh. Where d'ya usually go?
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->'''Avon''': Shut up, Tarrant.
->'''Tarrant''': What did you say?
->'''Avon''': I said shut up, I apologise for not realising you are deaf.
->'''Tarrant''': There's something else you haven't realised. I don't take any orders from you!
->'''Avon''': Well that's a pity, since your own ideas are so very limited.
->'''Tarrant''': Don't try and bluff your way with me Avon. I know what's been needling you all along. With Blake gone you thought you'd got it made, didn't you. You thought you'd got control of this ship and a crew of five who'd say "Yes Avon, whatever you want Avon." But you reckoned without me!
->'''Avon''': That wouldn't be too difficult.
-->'''Blake's 7'''
->''Frankly Baldrick, if a hungry cannibal were to crack open your skull, I doubt they'd be enough brains in there to cover a small water biscuit.''
-->'''Edmund Blackadder''', ''{{Blackadder}}''
->''You’ll forgive me Madam President if I don’t wish to be executed based solely on your “gut feeling.”''
-->'''Gaius Baltar''', ''BattlestarGalacticaReimagined''
->'''Vesper Lynd''': So as charming as you are Mr. Bond, I will be keeping my eye on our government's money and off of your perfectly formed arse.
->'''James Bond''': You noticed.
-->'''CasinoRoyale'''
->'''Tarrant''': What did you say?
->'''Avon''': I said shut up, I apologise for not realising you are deaf.
->'''Tarrant''': There's something else you haven't realised. I don't take any orders from you!
->'''Avon''': Well that's a pity, since your own ideas are so very limited.
->'''Tarrant''': Don't try and bluff your way with me Avon. I know what's been needling you all along. With Blake gone you thought you'd got it made, didn't you. You thought you'd got control of this ship and a crew of five who'd say "Yes Avon, whatever you want Avon." But you reckoned without me!
->'''Avon''': That wouldn't be too difficult.
-->'''Blake's 7'''
->''Frankly Baldrick, if a hungry cannibal were to crack open your skull, I doubt they'd be enough brains in there to cover a small water biscuit.''
-->'''Edmund Blackadder''', ''{{Blackadder}}''
->''You’ll forgive me Madam President if I don’t wish to be executed based solely on your “gut feeling.”''
-->'''Gaius Baltar''', ''BattlestarGalacticaReimagined''
->'''Vesper Lynd''': So as charming as you are Mr. Bond, I will be keeping my eye on our government's money and off of your perfectly formed arse.
->'''James Bond''': You noticed.
-->'''CasinoRoyale'''
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->'''Charlie:''' I don't pay you to insult me!
->'''[[ServileSnarker Berta]]:''' You'd have to pay me not to.
-->''TwoAndAHalfMen''
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-->Cylon Pilot: ''Sir, if I may''
-->Baltar: ''Not now. I don't want to miss a moment of the last battlestar's destruction''
-->Cylon Pilot: ''I really think you should take a look at the other battlestar''
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->''I am moving across the country. It is moderately time-consuming.''
-->--'''Alicorn''', explaining why [[http://htht.elcenia.com/index.shtml HTHT]] wouldn't update on July 28
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->'''Lindsey Naegle:''' Do I detect a hint of sarcasm?
->'''Professor Frink:''' Are you kidding, this baby is off the chart!
->'''Comic Book Guy:''' Ooh, a sarcasm detector! That's a ''real'' useful invention!
->''[[ReadingsAreOffTheScale *sarcasm detector]] [[ExplosiveInstrumentation explodes*]]''
-->-- E.K. Hornbeck, ''InheritTheWind''
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->'''Lindsey Naegle:''' Do I detect a hint of sarcasm?
->'''Professor Frink:''' Are you kidding, this baby is off the chart!
->'''Comic Book Guy:''' Ooh, a sarcasm detector! That's a ''real'' useful invention!
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->'''Jolee Bindo:''' Twelve! No, wait! Thirteen!
->'''Canderous Ordo:''' Nice one, old man.
->'''Jolee Bindo:''' Thank you. It takes effort to be properly irreverent at my age.
->'''Jolee Bindo:''' Twelve! No, wait! Thirteen!
->'''Canderous Ordo:''' Nice one, old man.
->'''Jolee Bindo:''' Thank you. It takes effort to be properly irreverent at my age.
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->[''Jeremy Clarkson and James May are doing challenges in classic luxury limousines which they actually own: a 1963 Mercedes Benz 600 Grosser and a 1972 Rolls Royce Corniche, respectively'']
->'''Clarkson''': [standing in front of the Mercedes' boot] Are you ready for this?
->'''May''': [bored] Yes...
->[''Clarkson pushes a button and the boot lid closes'']
->'''May''': That's brilliant actually, I have to concede that, because what I've always found really difficult is this.
->[''opens and closes the boot lid of his Rolls-Royce easily'']
-->--''TopGear''
->''Division of labor. I come up with the plans, and [[SnarkyNonHumanSidekick you]] laugh at them.''
-->--'''Vlad Taltos''', ''[[{{Dragaera}} Iorich]]''
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->'''Clarkson''': [standing in front of the Mercedes' boot] Are you ready for this?
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->[''Clarkson pushes a button and the boot lid closes'']
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->[''opens and closes the boot lid of his Rolls-Royce easily'']
-->--''TopGear''
->''Division of labor. I come up with the plans, and [[SnarkyNonHumanSidekick you]] laugh at them.''
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->"I've long since given up on understanding everything that happens to us. I just roll with it and make fun of the really stupid stuff."
-->''Garcie, RolePlay/WeAreOurAvatars''
->"I've long since given up on understanding everything that happens to us. I just roll with it and make fun of the really stupid stuff."
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'''Loki:''' ''"''[dryly]'' The Lady Thor's womanly charm is unmatched by all but our mother."''
-->--''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7022388/1/Trials_of_the_Trickster_King Trials of the Trickster King]]'', Chapter Five (No, it is ''not'' a GenderFlip fic)
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->'''Baco:''' There's things living down here, aren't there? Terrible scary things with very sharp teeth? And monstrously bad breath... very, very warm bad breath... that tickles the back of your neck when one is ''right'' behind you.\\
''(Baco ducks, and the monster jumps over him and attacks Wyl Tarson, only to be shot by Laynara)''\\
'''Laynara:''' I ''hate'' bad breath.\\
''(another time, the team is waiting for a saboteur to deactivate a force field protecting the communications center they're trying to break into...)''\\
'''Baco:''' Wow ... I never thought there'd be so much sitting around on a suicide mission.\\
'''Wyl:''' If you'd like to volunteer to test that energy barrier, then by all means. It could be a fake, you know.\\
'''Baco:''' ''(pointing to a skeleton lying just in front of the force field)'' No, that's fine. He covered it.
-->--''Star Wars: Rebellion volume 2: The Ahakista Gambit''
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'''Erik''': [[MythologyGag Steal her away from the pretty boy kicking and screaming, and drag her down to my underground lair to make her my eternal bride. bride.]] <{{beat}}> I am being ''sarcastic'', of course.