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->'''Woman''': There are two things you must know about the wise woman. One... she is ''wise''. And two...
->'''Blackadder''': She's a woman?
->'''Woman''': How'd you know?
->'''Blackadder''': Just a wild stab in the dark. Which, incidentally, is what you'll be getting if you don't get out of my way.
-->-- ''Series/{{Blackadder}}''


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-->-- ''Discworld/TheAmazingMauriceAndHisEducatedRodents''

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->'''Devon:''' We're trapped! Trapped!\\
'''Cornwall:''' Stuck here with you for five hundred years.\\
'''Devon''': Oh, dear, it's learned to count.\\
'''Cornwall:''' If you'd got me a good lawyer, I'd have split four hundred years ago.\\
'''Devon:''' Now listen here, pal, I didn't come here to be insulted.\\
'''Cornwall:''' Oh. Where d'ya usually go?
-->--''WesternAnimation/QuestForCamelot''



->'''Devon:''' We're trapped! Trapped!\\
'''Cornwall:''' Stuck here with you for five hundred years.\\
'''Devon''': Oh, dear, it's learned to count.\\
'''Cornwall:''' If you'd got me a good lawyer, I'd have split four hundred years ago.\\
'''Devon:''' Now listen here, pal, I didn't come here to be insulted.\\
'''Cornwall:''' Oh. Where d'ya usually go?
-->--''WesternAnimation/QuestForCamelot''



-->--'''Vlad Taltos''', ''Literature/{{Iorich}}''

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-->--'''[[Literature/TheDresdenFiles Harry Dresden]]''', ''Literature/BloodRites''

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-->--'''Waldo Lydecker''', ''Literature/{{Laura}}''

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-->--''Literature/TheNameOfTheRose''

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-->--''Literature/StarCarrier: Earth Strike''

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-->--''Discworld/TheAmazingMauriceAndHisEducatedRodents''

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-->--''Literature/{{Animorphs}} #10: The Android''

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-->--'''Literature/{{Elcenia}}

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->'''Joey:''' My character is coming out of his coma! [...] And not only that, [[MakesSenseInContext I'm getting a new brain!]]\\
'''Chandler:''' So great things are happening at work ''and'' in your personal life!
-->-- ''Series/{{Friends}}'', "The One with Joey's New Brain"


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-->--The [[EstablishingCharacterMoment Establishing Character/Relationship Moment]], ''Series/{{Frasier}}''

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-->''Series/TwoAndAHalfMen''

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-->--'''Edmund Blackadder''', ''Series/{{Blackadder}}''

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-->--'''Edmund -->-- '''Edmund Blackadder''', ''Series/{{Blackadder}}''



-->--'''JP''', ''Series/FreshMeat''

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-->--'''JP''', -->-- '''JP''', ''Series/FreshMeat''



-->--'''Gaius Baltar''', ''Series/BattlestarGalactica2003''

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-->--'''Gaius -->-- '''Gaius Baltar''', ''Series/BattlestarGalactica2003''



-->--''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}''

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-->--'''Alistair''', ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins''

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-->--''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins''

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-->--''VideoGame/DivinityOriginalSinII''

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-->--'''The Killer''', ''VideoGame/TheJackboxPartyPack

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-->--'''M.O.T.H.E.R''', ''VideoGame/TheJackboxPartyPack

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-->--''VideoGame/DeusEx''

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-->--'''WebOriginal/ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum''', '''Twas Many and Many a Year Ago, in a Nondescript Random Town by the Sea''

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-->--'''TheInternet'''

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-->--''WesternAnimation/TheWeekenders''

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-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Daria}}'', "The Daria Hunter" - the PaintballEpisode.

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-> "Did you ''eat'' a rulebook?" Finnah asks archly.\\
"They're delicious as a chiffonade with lemon juice," Amaia says. And she says this exactly the same way she says everything else, not even slightly giggling at her own joke, so it takes Finnah a tick to laugh.
-->--'''Literature/{{Elcenia}}

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->'''[[TheDragon Walton Simons]]''': You take another step forward, and here I am again, like your own reflection repeated in a hall of mirrors.
->'''JC Denton''': That makes me one ugly son of a bitch. How'd my face get all marked-up with bioelectrics?
-->--''VideoGame/DeusEx''


->"The defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid. Great balls of fire!"

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->"The defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid. Great balls of fire!"
-->--'''Goose''', ''Film/TopGun''



->"Right. Should have, should have. That's a really useful phrase, isn't it, [[ComicBook/CarolDanvers Carol]]? Bound to be a million uses for it. I should have gone to college. I should have been a working wife. I should have this, I should have that. I should have won ten million dollars in the lottery. But you know what, Carol? I didn't."
-->-- '''Marie Danvers''', ''Fanfic/APrizeForThreeEmpires''

->'''Dan Turpin:''' Then call him and tell him to get his big blue bod to my precinct, on the double. Orion and his boys are back. And I don't want any more of my turf torn up like it was last time they were here. So get him here, so they can get out. Got it?\\
'''ComicBook/JimmyOlsen:''' Uh. Orion? The guy from the ''ComicBook/NewGods''?\\
'''Dan Turpin:''' No, I mean Paddy O'Ryan from County Cork. Of course, it's Orion from the New Gods! Now do it! Goodbye.
-->-- ''Fanfic/HellsisterTrilogy''

->"However, the Royal Guard Regulations state in Rule Four Hundred and Nine, that 'in face of overwhelming stupidity, an officer is permitted to deploy sarcasm'(I appreciate the Princess' understanding of our position)."
-->-- '''Shining Armor''', ''Fanfic/PonyPOVSeries''

->'''Kara:''' Something wrong, Mr. Giles?\\
'''[[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayers Giles]]:''' I was just reflecting on some truly horrible movies that I used to watch as a child. Mostly, we saw them on TV... we had "Creature Features" in Britain, too. They mustve been made in the Fifties and early Sixties. Monsters or aliens would land in a small town, a bunch of teenagers would be the only ones who knew about it, and theyd be forced to defeat the monster. Then theyd go back and hit the malt shop afterwards. When I got out of my youth, I thought those were the stupidest movies Id ever seen. And now, God help me, it seems theyre a preparatory text for my life.
-->-- ''Fanfic/TheVampireOfSteel''



->'''Devon:''' We're trapped! Trapped!
->'''Cornwall:''' Stuck here with you for five hundred years.
->'''Devon''': Oh, dear, it's learned to count.
->'''Cornwall:''' If you'd got me a good lawyer, I'd have split four hundred years ago.
->'''Devon:''' Now listen here, pal, I didn't come here to be insulted.
->'''Cornwall:''' Oh. Where d'ya usually go?

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->'''Devon:''' We're trapped! Trapped!
->'''Cornwall:'''
Trapped!\\
'''Cornwall:'''
Stuck here with you for five hundred years.
->'''Devon''':
years.\\
'''Devon''':
Oh, dear, it's learned to count.
->'''Cornwall:'''
count.\\
'''Cornwall:'''
If you'd got me a good lawyer, I'd have split four hundred years ago.
->'''Devon:'''
ago.\\
'''Devon:'''
Now listen here, pal, I didn't come here to be insulted.
->'''Cornwall:'''
insulted.\\
'''Cornwall:'''
Oh. Where d'ya usually go?

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->'''Jake:''' <You okay?>
->'''Marco:''' <Oh, yeah, I'm great. [[NotTheFallThatKillsYou I fell about a billion feet and landed on a steel trampoline]]. Couldn't be better.>
->'''Rachel:''' <Sarcasm. [[PluckyComicRelief He must be okay]].>
-->--''Literature/{{Animorphs}} #10: The Android''

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->'''Regina:''' ''(holds up rotten [[FantasticFruitsAndVegetables apples]])'' My tree is dying. Why?\\
'''Gold:''' Perhaps it's your fertilizer.
-->-- ''Series/OnceUponATime'', "An Apple Red as Blood"



->'''Comic Book Guy:''' Oh, yeah, everyone's ''real'' happy now.\\
'''Lindsey Naegle:''' Do I detect a hint of sarcasm?\\
'''Professor Frink:''' Are you kidding, this baby is off the chart!\\
'''Comic Book Guy:''' Ooh, a sarcasm detector! That's a ''real'' useful invention!\\
''[[[ReadingsAreOffTheScale sarcasm detector]] [[ExplosiveInstrumentation explodes]]]''
-->--''Franchise/TheSimpsons''

->''Their little band of adventurers needed another smart-ass like they needed ten years of bad luck.''
-->--''Literature/ArtemisFowl''

->'''Dilbert:''' On this graph, I have plotted the frequency of snide comments that you have made about me. I'm happy to report that the recent trend is downward. [[SnarkBait See the big dip]]?\\
'''Dogbert:''' Get out your pencil...
-->--''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}''

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\n->'''Comic Book Guy:''' Oh, yeah, everyone's ''real'' happy now.\\\n'''Lindsey Naegle:''' Do I detect a hint of sarcasm?\\\n'''Professor Frink:''' Are you kidding, this baby is off the chart!\\\n'''Comic Book Guy:''' Ooh, a sarcasm detector! That's a ''real'' useful invention!\\\n''[[[ReadingsAreOffTheScale sarcasm detector]] [[ExplosiveInstrumentation explodes]]]''\n-->--''Franchise/TheSimpsons''\n\n->''Their little band of adventurers needed another smart-ass like they needed ten years of bad luck.''\n-->--''Literature/ArtemisFowl''\n\n->'''Dilbert:''' On this graph, I have plotted the frequency of snide comments that you have made about me. I'm happy to report that the recent trend is downward. [[SnarkBait See the big dip]]?\\\n'''Dogbert:''' Get out your pencil...\n-->--''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}''\n[[foldercontrol]]

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-->--''ComicBook/KnightsOfTheOldRepublic''

->"That's what I'm here for. To deliver unpleasant news and witty one-liners."
-->--'''Alistair''', ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins''

->'''Young Girl:''' And then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and left a diamond under a leaf in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby!\\
'''Pugsley:''' Our parents are having a baby, too.\\
'''Wednesday:''' [[BrutalHonesty They had sex.]]
-->--''Film/AddamsFamilyValues''

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-->--''ComicBook/KnightsOfTheOldRepublic''

->"That's
-->-- ''ComicBook/KnightsOfTheOldRepublic''

->'''Lieutenant Peters:''' You wanna play cop, join the department and get yourself a badge! Until then, stay out of my way!\\
'''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}:''' You need a hint as to
what I'm here for. To deliver unpleasant news and witty one-liners."
-->--'''Alistair''', ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins''

->'''Young Girl:''' And then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and left a diamond under a leaf in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby!\\
'''Pugsley:''' Our parents are having a baby, too.
you can do with your badge, Peters?
-->-- ''[[ComicBook/Supergirl1982 The Daring Adventures of Supergirl]]'' #12

->'''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}:''' Eliza, Jeremiah Do you need help?\\
'''Eliza:''' Not at all! I live to work hours cleaning twenty square feet.
\\
'''Wednesday:''' [[BrutalHonesty They had sex.]]
-->--''Film/AddamsFamilyValues''
'''Supergirl:''' Sarcasm is not unique to Earth, you know.\\
'''Eliza:''' Good. You already speak my language. This adjustment process will be easy.
-->-- ''Comicbook/SupergirlRebirth'' #1
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->'''Carol:''' So what have you been doing besides studying, Scott?\\
'''[[ComicBook/{{Cyclops}} Scott Summers]]:''' Well, on my off time, I've saved the world a couple of times from evil mutants. I joined a cult and then overthrew its leader because he was badly mistreating his people. That, of course, is after the head of the cult tried to sacrifice me to a demon. After I overthrew the old leader, the members of the cult voted me their leader. I made everyone get jobs and outlawed human sacrifice. I helped them fix up their boarding house and open a soup kitchen for the homeless in its basement. I also organized a band for them, and they're playing at the children's hospital cancer ward benefit next month. Other than that, not much; it's been a slow month.\\
'''Carol:''' (to Xavier) He's learning to express a sense of humor.\\
'''Xavier:''' Yes, Scott is learning to express a sense of humor; a very dry one.\\
'''Scott:''' (looking innocently) That's me, sir, life of the party.\\
'''Carol:''' All I have to do is teach you how to smile now.\\
'''Scott:''' Putting a smile on my face is like putting pastel colors on Wednesday Adams. Some things should just never be done.
-->-- ''Fanfic/XMenTheEarlyYears''



-->--''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2237049/1/Erik_The_Vampire_Hunter Erik: The Vampire Hunter]]''

->'''Clarkson:''' ''[standing in front of the Mercedes' boot]'' Are you ready for ''this''?\\
''[Clarkson pushes a button and the boot lid closes]''\\
'''May:''' That's brilliant, actually, I have to concede that, because what I've always found really difficult is this. ''[closes the boot lid by hand]''
-->--''Series/TopGear''

->"Division of labor. I come up with the plans, and [[SnarkyNonHumanSidekick you]] laugh at them."
-->--'''Vlad Taltos''', ''Literature/{{Iorich}}''

->'''Actor:''' Are you always a wise-ass?\\
'''Harry:''' No, sometimes I'm asleep.
-->--'''[[Literature/TheDresdenFiles Harry Dresden]]''', ''Literature/BloodRites''

->'''Quinn Calle''': Rest assured, Im not hurt in the least, that you chose to thank him before you thanked me. I mean, I was only the man who stood by and [[KarmaHoudini helped you through the system]] after the ill-timed [[spoiler: murder of Alexandria and Director Tagg,]] right in front of me, but yes. The man who gives fashion advice is a higher priority.
-->-- ''Literature/{{Worm}}''

->'''Baco:''' There's things living down here, aren't there? Terrible scary things with very sharp teeth? And monstrously bad breath...very, very warm bad breath...that tickles the back of your neck when one is ''right'' behind you.\\
''[Baco ducks, and the monster jumps over him and attacks Wyl Tarson, only to be shot by Laynara]''\\
'''Laynara:''' I ''hate'' bad breath.\\
''[another time, the team is waiting for a saboteur to deactivate a force field protecting the communications center they're trying to break into]''\\
'''Baco:''' Wow ...I never thought there'd be so much sitting around on a suicide mission.\\
'''Wyl:''' If you'd like to volunteer to test that energy barrier, then by all means. It could be a fake, you know.\\
'''Baco:''' ''[pointing to a skeleton lying just in front of the force field]'' No, that's fine. He covered it.
-->--''Star Wars: Rebellion Volume 2: The Ahakista Gambit''

->"I've long since given up on understanding everything that happens to us. I just roll with it and make fun of the really stupid stuff."
-->--'''Garcie''', ''RolePlay/WeAreOurAvatars''

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-->--''[[http://www.-->-- ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2237049/1/Erik_The_Vampire_Hunter Erik: The Vampire Hunter]]''

->'''Clarkson:''' ''[standing in front of the Mercedes' boot]'' Are you ready for ''this''?\\
''[Clarkson pushes a button and the boot lid closes]''\\
'''May:''' That's brilliant, actually, I have to concede that, because what I've always found really difficult is this. ''[closes the boot lid by hand]''
-->--''Series/TopGear''

->"Division of labor. I come up with the plans, and [[SnarkyNonHumanSidekick you]] laugh at them."
-->--'''Vlad Taltos''', ''Literature/{{Iorich}}''

->'''Actor:''' Are you always a wise-ass?\\
'''Harry:''' No, sometimes I'm asleep.
-->--'''[[Literature/TheDresdenFiles Harry Dresden]]''', ''Literature/BloodRites''

->'''Quinn Calle''': Rest assured, Im not hurt in the least, that you chose to thank him before you thanked me. I mean, I was only the man who stood by and [[KarmaHoudini helped you through the system]] after the ill-timed [[spoiler: murder of Alexandria and Director Tagg,]] right in front of me, but yes. The man who gives fashion advice is a higher priority.
-->-- ''Literature/{{Worm}}''

->'''Baco:''' There's things living down here, aren't there? Terrible scary things with very sharp teeth? And monstrously bad breath...very, very warm bad breath...that tickles the back of your neck when one is ''right'' behind you.\\
''[Baco ducks, and the monster jumps over him and attacks Wyl Tarson, only to be shot by Laynara]''\\
'''Laynara:''' I ''hate'' bad breath.\\
''[another time, the team is waiting for a saboteur to deactivate a force field protecting the communications center they're trying to break into]''\\
'''Baco:''' Wow ...I never thought there'd be so much sitting around on a suicide mission.\\
'''Wyl:''' If you'd like to volunteer to test that energy barrier, then by all means. It could be a fake, you know.\\
'''Baco:''' ''[pointing to a skeleton lying just in front of the force field]'' No, that's fine. He covered it.
-->--''Star Wars: Rebellion Volume 2: The Ahakista Gambit''

->"I've long since given up on understanding everything that happens to us. I just roll with it and make fun of the really stupid stuff."
-->--'''Garcie''', ''RolePlay/WeAreOurAvatars''
Hunter]]''




->"I am moving across the country. It is moderately time-consuming."
-->--'''Alicorn''', explaining why [[http://htht.elcenia.com/index.shtml HTHT]] wouldn't update on July 28

->'''Frasier:''' When was the last time you had an unexpressed thought?\\
'''Niles:''' I'm having one now.
-->--The [[EstablishingCharacterMoment Establishing Character/Relationship Moment]], ''Series/{{Frasier}}''

->'''Cylon Pilot:''' Sir, if I may.\\
'''Baltar:''' Not now. I don't want to miss a moment of the last battlestar's destruction.\\
'''Cylon Pilot:''' I really think you should take a look at the other battlestar.
-->--''Series/{{Battlestar Galactica|1978}}''

->'''Charlie:''' I don't pay you to insult me!\\
'''[[ServileSnarker Berta]]:''' You'd have to pay me not to.
-->''Series/TwoAndAHalfMen''

->'''Avon:''' Shut up, Tarrant.
->'''Tarrant:''' What did you say?
->'''Avon:''' I said shut up. I apologize for not realizing you are deaf.
->'''Tarrant:''' There's something else you haven't realized. I don't take any orders from you!
->'''Avon:''' Well, that's a pity, since your own ideas are so very limited.
->'''Tarrant:''' Don't try and bluff your way with me, Avon. I know what's been needling you all along. With Blake gone you thought you'd got it made, didn't you. You thought you'd got control of this ship and a crew of five who'd say "Yes, Avon, whatever you want, Avon." But you reckoned without me!
->'''Avon:''' That wouldn't be too difficult.
-->--''Blake's 7''

->'''Lana:''' CAPTAIN LAMMERS?!
->'''Archer:''' Nice read, [[Franchise/ScoobyDoo Velma]].
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}''

->Frankly, Baldrick, if a hungry cannibal were to crack open your skull, I doubt there'd be enough brains in there to cover a small water biscuit.
-->--'''Edmund Blackadder''', ''Series/{{Blackadder}}''

->I'm not sure if you're aware, Tom, but the mob isn't generally in the habit of electing ungodly apostates who denigrate people of faith.
-->--'''Gaius Baltar''', ''Series/BattlestarGalactica2003''

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->''"Wow. Washed up at fourteen. So sad."''
-->-- '''Tadashi Hamada''', ''Disney/BigHero6''
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->'''Young Girl:''' And then Mommy kissed Daddy, and
the country. It is moderately time-consuming."
-->--'''Alicorn''', explaining why [[http://htht.elcenia.com/index.shtml HTHT]] wouldn't update on July 28

->'''Frasier:''' When was
angel told the last time you had an unexpressed thought?\\
'''Niles:''' I'm
stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and left a diamond under a leaf in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby!\\
'''Pugsley:''' Our parents are
having one now.
-->--The [[EstablishingCharacterMoment Establishing Character/Relationship Moment]], ''Series/{{Frasier}}''

->'''Cylon Pilot:''' Sir, if I may.
a baby, too.\\
'''Baltar:''' Not now. I don't want to miss a moment of the last battlestar's destruction.\\
'''Cylon Pilot:''' I really think you should take a look at the other battlestar.
-->--''Series/{{Battlestar Galactica|1978}}''

->'''Charlie:''' I don't pay you to insult me!\\
'''[[ServileSnarker Berta]]:''' You'd have to pay me not to.
-->''Series/TwoAndAHalfMen''

->'''Avon:''' Shut up, Tarrant.
->'''Tarrant:''' What did you say?
->'''Avon:''' I said shut up. I apologize for not realizing you are deaf.
->'''Tarrant:''' There's something else you haven't realized. I don't take any orders from you!
->'''Avon:''' Well, that's a pity, since your own ideas are so very limited.
->'''Tarrant:''' Don't try and bluff your way with me, Avon. I know what's been needling you all along. With Blake gone you thought you'd got it made, didn't you. You thought you'd got control of this ship and a crew of five who'd say "Yes, Avon, whatever you want, Avon." But you reckoned without me!
->'''Avon:''' That wouldn't be too difficult.
-->--''Blake's 7''

->'''Lana:''' CAPTAIN LAMMERS?!
->'''Archer:''' Nice read, [[Franchise/ScoobyDoo Velma]].
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}''

->Frankly, Baldrick, if a hungry cannibal were to crack open your skull, I doubt there'd be enough brains in there to cover a small water biscuit.
-->--'''Edmund Blackadder''', ''Series/{{Blackadder}}''

->I'm not sure if you're aware, Tom, but the mob isn't generally in the habit of electing ungodly apostates who denigrate people of faith.
-->--'''Gaius Baltar''', ''Series/BattlestarGalactica2003''
'''Wednesday:''' [[BrutalHonesty They had sex.]]
-->-- ''Film/AddamsFamilyValues''



->''"You have never been a more endangered species than you are right now."''
-->-- '''Baloo''', ''Film/TheJungleBook2016''

->'''Sherman Schrader''': Yeah, cool guys. [[ASimplePlan Let's start this fake college]], and then we'll go start a meth lab somewhere. Come on, it's a gateway crime. That's how these things start.
-->-- ''Film/{{Accepted}}''

-> '''Jack Sparrow''' ''[having just proposed a plan that would put himself in danger]'' ''':''' What have you got to lose?
->'''James Norrington:''' Nothing I'd lament being rid of.
-->-- ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanTheCurseOfTheBlackPearl''



->"Haven't you heard of science's latest triumph? The doorbell."
-->--'''Waldo Lydecker''', ''Literature/{{Laura}}''

->'''Sten:''' Interesting strategy. Tell me, do you intend to keep going north until it becomes south and attack the Archdemon from the rear?
->'''Warden:''' It'll never see this coming.
->'''Sten:''' Truly, it would surprise me if my enemy counter-attacked by running away and climbing a mountain.
-->--''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins''



->'''Morrigan:''' I do not fear the moon so I need stories so that I may sleep at night.
->'''Leliana:''' So...you don't believe in any higher power at all? Doesn't that get lonely?
->'''Morrigan:''' Wow. You saw through my cold exterior and saw the bleating lamb just begging for love and guidance! Thank you!
->'''Leliana:''' ...you appear to be mocking me.
->'''Morrigan:''' You noticed!? Your powers of perception know no bounds!
-->--''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins''

->"She's a sarcastronaut and she rides an ironicycle."
-->--'''JP''', ''Series/FreshMeat''

->'''Teacher:''' You got one write-in vote for "Most Sarcastic"!
->'''Tino Tonitini:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh, yeah. That's]] ''[[SarcasmMode exactly]]'' [[SarcasmMode how I want to be remembered]].
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheWeekenders''

->'''[[FrontlineGeneral Rear Admiral Alexander Koenig]]:''' I don't believe in "[[TheEmpire galactic empires]]". ''[snorts]'' The whole idea is silly, given [[SpaceIsBig the size of the galaxy]].\\
'''[[TheCaptain Captain Randolph Buchanan]]:''' Well, the [[BigBad Sh'daar]] appear to believe in the concept, Admiral. And I doubt very much that it matters whether they agree with you on the point or not.
-->--''Literature/StarCarrier: Earth Strike''

->"Seems legit."
->"Cool story bro."
-->--'''TheInternet'''

->"You want to say something snappy, now would be a good time."
-->--'''Film/CaptainAmericaTheWinterSoldier'''

->''"I provide ... much needed sarcasm."''
-->-- '''Anya Jenkins''', ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''

->''"Wow. Washed up at fourteen. So sad."''
-->-- '''Tadashi Hamada''', ''Disney/BigHero6''




to:

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Literature]]
->''Their little band of adventurers needed another smart-ass like they needed ten years of bad luck.''
-->-- ''Literature/ArtemisFowl''

->'''Sam Vimes''' ''[while dressed in nothing but his underwear in the middle of a forest, with his friend suggesting he put some clothes on before the girl who helped rescue him comes back]'' ''':''' I'll give you five minutes to find a clothes shop, shall I?
-->-- ''Discworld/TheFifthElephant''

->"Division of labor. I come up with the plans, and [[SnarkyNonHumanSidekick you]] laugh at them."
-->--'''Vlad Taltos''', ''Literature/{{Iorich}}''

->'''Actor:''' Are you always a wise-ass?\\
'''Harry:''' No, sometimes I'm asleep.
-->--'''[[Literature/TheDresdenFiles Harry Dresden]]''', ''Literature/BloodRites''

->'''Quinn Calle''': Rest assured, Im not hurt in the least, that you chose to thank him before you thanked me. I mean, I was only the man who stood by and [[KarmaHoudini helped you through the system]] after the ill-timed [[spoiler: murder of Alexandria and Director Tagg,]] right in front of me, but yes. The man who gives fashion advice is a higher priority.
-->-- ''Literature/{{Worm}}''

->"Haven't you heard of science's latest triumph? The doorbell."
-->--'''Waldo Lydecker''', ''Literature/{{Laura}}''

->'''Harry''': So what is an Unbreakable Vow?\\
'''Ron''': [[CaptainObvious Well, you can't break an Unbreakable Vow]].\\
'''Harry''': I figured that out for myself, funnily enough.
-->-- ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheHalfBloodPrince''

->"Some time ago, in the cathedral of Cologne, I saw the skull of John the Baptist at the age of twelve."\\
"Really?" I exclaimed, amazed. Then, [[FridgeLogic seized by doubt]], I added, "But the Baptist was executed at a more advanced age!"\\
"The other skull must be in another treasury," [[TheSnarkKnight William]] said, with a grave face. I never understood when he was jesting. In my country, when you joke you say something and then you laugh very noisily, so that everyone shares the joke. But William laughed only when he said serious things, and [[TheComicallySerious remained very serious when he was presumably joking]].
-->--''Literature/TheNameOfTheRose''

->'''[[FrontlineGeneral Rear Admiral Alexander Koenig]]:''' I don't believe in "[[TheEmpire galactic empires]]". ''[snorts]'' The whole idea is silly, given [[SpaceIsBig the size of the galaxy]].\\
'''[[TheCaptain Captain Randolph Buchanan]]:''' Well, the [[BigBad Sh'daar]] appear to believe in the concept, Admiral. And I doubt very much that it matters whether they agree with you on the point or not.
-->--''Literature/StarCarrier: Earth Strike''




to:

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Live-Action TV]]
->'''The Doctor:''' ''(picks up [[ItMakesSenseInContext Hydroflax's disembodied head]])'' We have to assume the body is homing in on this.\\
'''River:''' So how do we stop it?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Well, we could chop his head off. ''(holds up head)'' Oh, look!\\
'''River:''' Does sarcasm help?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Wouldn't it be a great universe if it did?
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Husbands of River Song"

->'''Clarkson:''' ''[standing in front of the Mercedes' boot]'' Are you ready for ''this''?\\
''[Clarkson pushes a button and the boot lid closes]''\\
'''May:''' That's brilliant, actually, I have to concede that, because what I've always found really difficult is this. ''[closes the boot lid by hand]''
-->--''Series/TopGear''

->'''Frasier:''' When was the last time you had an unexpressed thought?\\
'''Niles:''' I'm having one now.
-->--The [[EstablishingCharacterMoment Establishing Character/Relationship Moment]], ''Series/{{Frasier}}''

->'''Cylon Pilot:''' Sir, if I may.\\
'''Baltar:''' Not now. I don't want to miss a moment of the last battlestar's destruction.\\
'''Cylon Pilot:''' I really think you should take a look at the other battlestar.
-->--''Series/{{Battlestar Galactica|1978}}''

->'''Charlie:''' I don't pay you to insult me!\\
'''[[ServileSnarker Berta]]:''' You'd have to pay me not to.
-->''Series/TwoAndAHalfMen''

->Frankly, Baldrick, if a hungry cannibal were to crack open your skull, I doubt there'd be enough brains in there to cover a small water biscuit.
-->--'''Edmund Blackadder''', ''Series/{{Blackadder}}''



->'''Helen:''' [Frustrated Daria isn't shooting at her] Daria, you could at least ''try''.
->'''Daria:''' I can't shoot my own mother. Not with paint, anyway.
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Daria}}'', "The Daria Hunter" - the PaintballEpisode.

->''"You have never been a more endangered species than you are right now."''
-->-- '''Baloo''', ''Film/TheJungleBook2016''

to:

->'''Helen:''' [Frustrated Daria isn't shooting at her] Daria, you could at least ''try''.
->'''Daria:''' I can't shoot my own mother. Not with paint, anyway.
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Daria}}'', "The Daria Hunter" - the PaintballEpisode.

->''"You have never been
->"She's a more endangered species than you are right now.sarcastronaut and she rides an ironicycle."
-->--'''JP''', ''Series/FreshMeat''

->''"I provide ... much needed sarcasm.
"''
-->-- '''Baloo''', ''Film/TheJungleBook2016''
'''Anya Jenkins''', ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''

->I'm not sure if you're aware, Tom, but the mob isn't generally in the habit of electing ungodly apostates who denigrate people of faith.
-->--'''Gaius Baltar''', ''Series/BattlestarGalactica2003''
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Newspaper Comics]]
->'''Dilbert:''' On this graph, I have plotted the frequency of snide comments that you have made about me. I'm happy to report that the recent trend is downward. [[SnarkBait See the big dip]]?\\
'''Dogbert:''' Get out your pencil...
-->--''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}''
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Video Games]]
->"That's what I'm here for. To deliver unpleasant news and witty one-liners."
-->--'''Alistair''', ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins''

->'''Sten:''' Interesting strategy. Tell me, do you intend to keep going north until it becomes south and attack the Archdemon from the rear?
->'''Warden:''' It'll never see this coming.
->'''Sten:''' Truly, it would surprise me if my enemy counter-attacked by running away and climbing a mountain.
-->--''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins''

->'''Morrigan:''' I do not fear the moon so I need stories so that I may sleep at night.
->'''Leliana:''' So...you don't believe in any higher power at all? Doesn't that get lonely?
->'''Morrigan:''' Wow. You saw through my cold exterior and saw the bleating lamb just begging for love and guidance! Thank you!
->'''Leliana:''' ...you appear to be mocking me.
->'''Morrigan:''' You noticed!? Your powers of perception know no bounds!
-->--''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins''

->'''[[TheExile The Red Prince]]''': (after spotting a large pool of water) I fancy a swim.\\
'''[[VitriolicBestBuds Sebille]]''': You need a bath
-->--''VideoGame/DivinityOriginalSinII''



->'''Lieutenant Peters:''' You wanna play cop, join the department and get yourself a badge! Until then, stay out of my way!\\
'''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}:''' You need a hint as to what you can do with your badge, Peters?
-->-- ''[[ComicBook/Supergirl1982 The Daring Adventures of Supergirl]]'' #12

->'''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}:''' Eliza, Jeremiah Do you need help?\\
'''Eliza:''' Not at all! I live to work hours cleaning twenty square feet.\\
'''Supergirl:''' Sarcasm is not unique to Earth, you know.\\
'''Eliza:''' Good. You already speak my language. This adjustment process will be easy.
-->-- ''Comicbook/SupergirlRebirth'' #1

->'''Superman:''' (while standing in a spaceship, with a gaping whole blown in the side of it by a giant) Grifter, take your friend hiding in the rafters--\\
'''???:''' Deathblow.\\
'''Superman:''' Seriously? Never mind, just let me handle this--\\
'''Grifter:''' But the hull is breached!\\
'''Superman:''' You '''think'''...?
-->-- Franchise/{{Superman}}

->'''Sherman Schrader''': Yeah, cool guys. [[ASimplePlan Let's start this fake college]], and then we'll go start a meth lab somewhere. Come on, it's a gateway crime. That's how these things start.
-->-- ''Film/{{Accepted}}''

->'''Harry''': So what is an Unbreakable Vow?\\
'''Ron''': [[CaptainObvious Well, you can't break an Unbreakable Vow]].\\
'''Harry''': I figured that out for myself, funnily enough.
-->-- ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheHalfBloodPrince''

to:

->'''Lieutenant Peters:''' You wanna play cop, join the department ->A totally respectable showing. I mean, BEFORE you messed up and get yourself ended up dead.
-->--'''The Killer''', ''VideoGame/TheJackboxPartyPack

->Apparently pressing
a badge! Until then, stay out couple of my way!\\
'''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}:''' You need a hint as to what you can do with your badge, Peters?
-->-- ''[[ComicBook/Supergirl1982 The Daring Adventures of Supergirl]]'' #12

->'''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}:''' Eliza, Jeremiah Do you need help?\\
'''Eliza:''' Not at all! I live to work hours cleaning twenty square feet.\\
'''Supergirl:''' Sarcasm
buttons is not unique to Earth, you know.\\
'''Eliza:''' Good. You already speak my language. This adjustment process will be easy.
-->-- ''Comicbook/SupergirlRebirth'' #1

->'''Superman:''' (while standing in a spaceship, with a gaping whole blown in the side of it by a giant) Grifter, take your friend hiding in the rafters--\\
'''???:''' Deathblow.\\
'''Superman:''' Seriously? Never mind, just let me handle this--\\
'''Grifter:''' But the hull is breached!\\
'''Superman:''' You '''think'''...?
-->-- Franchise/{{Superman}}

->'''Sherman Schrader''': Yeah, cool guys. [[ASimplePlan Let's start this fake college]], and then we'll go start a meth lab somewhere. Come on, it's a gateway crime. That's how these things start.
-->-- ''Film/{{Accepted}}''

->'''Harry''': So what is an Unbreakable Vow?\\
'''Ron''': [[CaptainObvious Well, you can't break an Unbreakable Vow]].\\
'''Harry''':
more difficult than I figured that out for myself, funnily enough.
-->-- ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheHalfBloodPrince''
had previously thought.
-->--'''M.O.T.H.E.R''', ''VideoGame/TheJackboxPartyPack
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Web Original]]



-> '''Jack Sparrow''' ''[having just proposed a plan that would put himself in danger]'' ''':''' What have you got to lose?
->'''James Norrington:''' Nothing I'd lament being rid of.
-->-- ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanTheCurseOfTheBlackPearl''

->'''Sam Vimes''' ''[while dressed in nothing but his underwear in the middle of a forest, with his friend suggesting he put some clothes on before the girl who helped rescue him comes back]'' ''':''' I'll give you five minutes to find a clothes shop, shall I?
-->-- ''Discworld/TheFifthElephant''

->"Some time ago, in the cathedral of Cologne, I saw the skull of John the Baptist at the age of twelve."\\
"Really?" I exclaimed, amazed. Then, [[FridgeLogic seized by doubt]], I added, "But the Baptist was executed at a more advanced age!"\\
"The other skull must be in another treasury," [[TheSnarkKnight William]] said, with a grave face. I never understood when he was jesting. In my country, when you joke you say something and then you laugh very noisily, so that everyone shares the joke. But William laughed only when he said serious things, and [[TheComicallySerious remained very serious when he was presumably joking]].
-->--''Literature/TheNameOfTheRose''

->'''[[TheExile The Red Prince]]''': (after spotting a large pool of water) I fancy a swim.\\
'''[[VitriolicBestBuds Sebille]]''': You need a bath
-->--''VideoGame/DivinityOriginalSinII''

->'''The Doctor:''' ''(picks up [[ItMakesSenseInContext Hydroflax's disembodied head]])'' We have to assume the body is homing in on this.\\
'''River:''' So how do we stop it?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Well, we could chop his head off. ''(holds up head)'' Oh, look!\\
'''River:''' Does sarcasm help?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Wouldn't it be a great universe if it did?
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Husbands of River Song"

->'''Carol:''' So what have you been doing besides studying, Scott?\\
'''[[ComicBook/{{Cyclops}} Scott Summers]]:''' Well, on my off time, I've saved the world a couple of times from evil mutants. I joined a cult and then overthrew its leader because he was badly mistreating his people. That, of course, is after the head of the cult tried to sacrifice me to a demon. After I overthrew the old leader, the members of the cult voted me their leader. I made everyone get jobs and outlawed human sacrifice. I helped them fix up their boarding house and open a soup kitchen for the homeless in its basement. I also organized a band for them, and they're playing at the children's hospital cancer ward benefit next month. Other than that, not much; it's been a slow month.\\
'''Carol:''' (to Xavier) He's learning to express a sense of humor.\\
'''Xavier:''' Yes, Scott is learning to express a sense of humor; a very dry one.\\
'''Scott:''' (looking innocently) That's me, sir, life of the party.\\
'''Carol:''' All I have to do is teach you how to smile now.\\
'''Scott:''' Putting a smile on my face is like putting pastel colors on Wednesday Adams. Some things should just never be done.
-->-- ''Fanfic/XMenTheEarlyYears''

->A totally respectable showing. I mean, BEFORE you messed up and ended up dead.
-->--'''The Killer''', ''VideoGame/TheJackboxPartyPack

->Apparently pressing a couple of buttons is more difficult than I had previously thought.
-->--'''M.O.T.H.E.R''', ''VideoGame/TheJackboxPartyPack

to:

-> '''Jack Sparrow''' ''[having just proposed a plan that would put himself in danger]'' ''':''' What have you got to lose?
->'''James Norrington:''' Nothing I'd lament being rid of.
-->-- ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanTheCurseOfTheBlackPearl''

->'''Sam Vimes''' ''[while dressed in nothing but his underwear in the middle of a forest, with his friend suggesting he put some clothes on before the girl who helped rescue him comes back]'' ''':''' I'll give you five minutes to find a clothes shop, shall I?
-->-- ''Discworld/TheFifthElephant''

->"Some time ago, in the cathedral of Cologne, I saw the skull of John the Baptist at the age of twelve."\\
"Really?" I exclaimed, amazed. Then, [[FridgeLogic seized by doubt]], I added, "But the Baptist was executed at a more advanced age!"\\
"The other skull must be in another treasury," [[TheSnarkKnight William]] said, with a grave face. I never understood when he was jesting. In my country, when you joke you say something and then you laugh very noisily, so that everyone shares the joke. But William laughed only when he said serious things, and [[TheComicallySerious remained very serious when he was presumably joking]].
-->--''Literature/TheNameOfTheRose''

->'''[[TheExile The Red Prince]]''': (after spotting a large pool of water) I fancy a swim.
->"Seems legit."
->"Cool story bro."
-->--'''TheInternet'''
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Western Animation]]
->'''Comic Book Guy:''' Oh, yeah, everyone's ''real'' happy now.
\\
'''[[VitriolicBestBuds Sebille]]''': You need '''Lindsey Naegle:''' Do I detect a bath
-->--''VideoGame/DivinityOriginalSinII''

->'''The Doctor:''' ''(picks up [[ItMakesSenseInContext Hydroflax's disembodied head]])'' We have to assume
hint of sarcasm?\\
'''Professor Frink:''' Are you kidding, this baby is off
the body is homing in on this.\\
'''River:''' So how do we stop it?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Well, we could chop his head off. ''(holds up head)'' Oh, look!\\
'''River:''' Does
chart!\\
'''Comic Book Guy:''' Ooh, a
sarcasm help?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Wouldn't it be a great universe if it did?
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Husbands of River Song"

->'''Carol:''' So what have you been doing besides studying, Scott?\\
'''[[ComicBook/{{Cyclops}} Scott Summers]]:''' Well, on my off time, I've saved the world a couple of times from evil mutants. I joined a cult and then overthrew its leader because he was badly mistreating his people. That, of course, is after the head of the cult tried to sacrifice me to a demon. After I overthrew the old leader, the members of the cult voted me their leader. I made everyone get jobs and outlawed human sacrifice. I helped them fix up their boarding house and open a soup kitchen for the homeless in its basement. I also organized a band for them, and they're playing at the children's hospital cancer ward benefit next month. Other than that, not much; it's been a slow month.\\
'''Carol:''' (to Xavier) He's learning to express a sense of humor.\\
'''Xavier:''' Yes, Scott is learning to express a sense of humor; a very dry one.\\
'''Scott:''' (looking innocently)
detector! That's me, sir, life of a ''real'' useful invention!\\
''[[[ReadingsAreOffTheScale sarcasm detector]] [[ExplosiveInstrumentation explodes]]]''
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

->'''Lana:''' CAPTAIN LAMMERS?!
->'''Archer:''' Nice read, [[Franchise/ScoobyDoo Velma]].
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}''

->'''Teacher:''' You got one write-in vote for "Most Sarcastic"!
->'''Tino Tonitini:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh, yeah. That's]] ''[[SarcasmMode exactly]]'' [[SarcasmMode how I want to be remembered]].
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheWeekenders''

->'''Helen:''' [Frustrated Daria isn't shooting at her] Daria, you could at least ''try''.
->'''Daria:''' I can't shoot my own mother. Not with paint, anyway.
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Daria}}'', "The Daria Hunter" -
the party.\\
'''Carol:''' All I have to do is teach you how to smile now.\\
'''Scott:''' Putting a smile on my face is like putting pastel colors on Wednesday Adams. Some things should just never be done.
-->-- ''Fanfic/XMenTheEarlyYears''

->A totally respectable showing. I mean, BEFORE you messed up and ended up dead.
-->--'''The Killer''', ''VideoGame/TheJackboxPartyPack

->Apparently pressing a couple of buttons is more difficult than I had previously thought.
-->--'''M.O.T.H.E.R''', ''VideoGame/TheJackboxPartyPack
PaintballEpisode.
[[/folder]]
----


-->-- ''Literature/TheFifthElephant''

to:

-->-- ''Literature/TheFifthElephant''
''Discworld/TheFifthElephant''


----

to:

----->A totally respectable showing. I mean, BEFORE you messed up and ended up dead.
-->--'''The Killer''', ''VideoGame/TheJackboxPartyPack

->Apparently pressing a couple of buttons is more difficult than I had previously thought.
-->--'''M.O.T.H.E.R''', ''VideoGame/TheJackboxPartyPack

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