History Quotes / CurbStompBattle

->This is not war. It is PEST CONTROL!

-->-- '''Many players''' in ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}''[[note]]to the point where the in-game chat now censors this line by changing it to other phrases.[[/note]]

->gg ez

-->-- '''Zephyr''', ''VideoGame/OneOfFate''

-->-- '''[[NonActionGuy Usopp]]''', [[CrowningMomentOfFunny after he and a camel got their asses kicked off-screen by]] [[DanceBattler Mr. 2 Bon Clay]], ''Manga/OnePiece''

-->-- '''Zephyr''', ''VideoGame/1OfFate''

-->-- '''[[AnnouncerChatter The annoucner]]''', ''NFL Blitz''

-->-- ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles''

->It's a massacre!

-->-- '''Zephyr''', ''VideoGame/ResonanceOfFate''

[[RockyBalboa He]] hit me with a left and shattered my face\\

-->-- '''LetsPlay/{{Chuggaaconroy}}''' [[LetsPlay playing]] ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask''

-->-- '''LetsPlay/Chugaaconroy''' [[LetsPlay playing]] ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask''

->'''Selfdemonstrating/{{Loki}}:''' ''Enough!'' You are all of you beneath me. [[AGodAmI I am a god]], you dull creature. I will not be bullied by--\\

-->-- '''Music/LonelyIsland''', "Rocky"

->'''[[ComicBook/RobinSeries Tim Drake]]:''' You lost the second I started '''trying.'''

->'''[[ComicBook/RobinSeries Tim Drake]]: You lost the second I started '''trying.'''

->'''[[AntiVillain Colonel Steiner]]:''' If memory serves me, the Polish Army surrendered in 1939.\\
'''[[{{Mook}} SS Grunt]]:''' Oh, [they're] Jews, sir. We are razing the Ghetto to the ground - burning them out. They put up a hell of a fight, I can tell you.\\
'''Colonel Steiner:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Oh, how? With umbrellas and crutches?]]
-->--''Film/TheEagleHasLanded''

->''"Yeah, this is obviously Chun Li's game. [[TheUltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny A mall cop vs. An Interpol officer]]. Unless they are fighting in a some kind of Chinese mall with lots of sweets or sugary food and Chun Li loses 50 I.Q. before the match, she'll most likely a guareeted winner."''
-->--''[[http://www.deviantart.com/art/Death-Battle-Paul-Blart-vs-Chun-Li-370358233 Deviantart: Paul Blart vs. Chun-Li]]''

->'''Mike:''' Isn't that what they call the invasion now? The Seven Hour War? Do you wanna know why?\\
'''Dave''': Because it lasted se-\\
'''Mike:''' ''(interrupting)'' Because it lasted seven hours, that's why! Most people are at work longer than that! That means that in less time than it takes Joe Average to clock in and clock out at the office, aliens have conquered the whole Earth, and all Joe did was make some spreadsheets.\\
'''Dave''': Well that's just because they caught us off guard.\\
'''Mike''': Okay, let's say we ''were'' ready for them. Then what? We'd call it the Ten Hour War?
-->--''CivilProtection'', referring to the [[VideoGame/HalfLife Seven Hour War]] between Earth and the Universal Union/Combine.

-> ''"You're not talking about getting home anymore, you are talking about fucking '''war on God!''' ...well fuck that! I have seen what happens to the proud when they take on the Throne!"''
-->-- '''Loki,''' ''{{Dogma}}''

->''Pain.''
-->-- '''Rawk Hawk''' on the receiving end of one of these by [[spoiler:Bowser]], ''VideoGame/PaperMarioTheThousandYearDoor''

->''This is not war. It is PEST CONTROL!''
-->-- One of the Daleks talking about their annihilation of [[spoiler:the Cybermen]], ''Series/DoctorWho''

-> ''"Dracula, Belmont just took down Werewolf!"''\\
''"Uh, [[HornyDevils Succubus]] is gone too."''\\
''"Don't worry Dracula, I'll take him d -- ohp, wait, nope, nope, Belmont's got me in a headlock, ohp, nope, nope, he's using the holy [[WhipItGood whippin']], and uhm, um, sucks up snuff I'm dead."''
-->-- '''[[Franchise/{{Castlevania}} Death]]''', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrze-nKw9zQ A Day in Dracula's Life]]

-> '''Red Mage''': It shoots fire from its mouth and bleeds acidic lava! Run for your pathetic lives!\\
'''Red Mage''': Our weapons are useless! Reliance upon them is death!\\
'''Red Mage''': It has exposed its fleshy underbelly to me in the form of its digestive tract!
-->-- ''Episode 455'', ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''

-> ''I trained and struggled my whole adult life for this battle, and that sad sack of bones went down faster than a kobold with a lung infection.''
-->-- '''Roy Greenhilt''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''

-> ''[[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech How does it feel to have your life slowly ground away by one-sided violence]]?''
-->-- '''Hallelujah Haptism''', ''{{Gundam 00}}''

-> ''We're talking about [[FourIsDeath four]] [[SuperPrototype machines]]. You can't call this mess a "war"; this is a "one-sided butt-kicking fiasco"''.
-->-- '''AEU Big Shot''', ''{{Gundam 00}}''

->''So, this is how our fight turned out: the part of the mission where we lured them away went really well, but then... well... you see... then it was over in two seconds. One second each.''
-->-- '''[[NonActionGuy Usopp]]''', [[CrowningMomentOfFunny after he and a camel got their asses kicked off-screen by]] [[DanceBattler Mr. 2 Bon Clay]], ''Manga/OnePiece''

-->-- ''[[MagicalGirlLyricalNanohaStrikerS Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha StrikerS]]'': manga chapter 15.

->''Sorry, I saw an opening that just seemed to scream out 'attack.' So, I did. Ha!''
-->-- '''Goku''', ''Anime/DragonBallZ'', after one-shotting Recoome

->''Welcome to the end of your life...[[SociopathicHero and I promise, it's going to hurt.]]''
-->-- '''[[NominalHero Vegeta]]''' to '''Pui Pui''', ''Anime/DragonBallZ''

->''He wants to taste the curb! He wants to taste the fucking curb!''
-->-- [[Webcomic/{{Achewood}} Ray, Teodor, Lyle and Roastbeef]] [[http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07052007 pay a visit]] to the [[DisproportionateRetribution inventor of Comic Sans]].

->"You've been working out."\\
"No. It is only that in this time and this place, I am no longer holding back."
-->-- '''Thor''' prior to flattening '''Iron Man.'''

->"Give your threats to those willing to obey, or too cowardly to fight back, not me. Or learn again the difference between a god of thunder... and a mortal man in a metal suit."
-->-- '''Thor''' after flattening '''Iron Man.'''

->"Come on, that was ''not'' a boss fight, not by ''any'' stretch of the imagination-- ''he walked into my fist.''"
-->-- '''LetsPlay/ProtonJon''', Episode 4 of his ''{{Superman 64}}'' LetsPlay.

-> ''"It's been ten years since anyone spoke of my fights because [[BadassBoast no one has walked away from them in that time]]."''
-->-- '''Master Fei''', ''Webcomic/HowIKilledYourMaster''

-> '''''[[ArmorPiercingQuestion Who]]''''' '''''[[TranquilFury killed]]''''' '''''[[RoaringRampageOfRevenge Maes]]''''' '''''[[KillItWithFire Hughes?]]'''''
-->-- '''Roy Mustang''', ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist''

-> ''"This isn't a war. It never was a war, any more than there's war between man and ants."''
-->-- '''The Artilleryman''', ''Literature/TheWarOfTheWorlds''

-> ''"Shepard's tearing us apart!"''
-->--'''Arrival Project Guard''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect2'': Arrival DLC

-> ''"Two million dead in the first day, another 7 million by the end of the first week, every defense annihilated, all our forces on the run. Regrouping... Somewhere... Reports are coming in from other major cities. It's a well-coordinated attack, and so far it's been damned effective."''
-->-- '''Major Coates on the [[EldritchAbomination Reaper]] invasion''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect3''

->"It'll be the [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Seven Hour War]] all over again... except this time we won't last seven minutes!"
-->--'''Eli Vance''', referring to [[TheEmpire the Combine]]

->"'''YOU GET THE COUNT VLAD TEPES AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE:''' In the field of posting elaborate tortures, uncivilised acts against humanity, and not knowing the meaning of the words 'Cruel and Unusual'."
-->--'''FauxtivationalPoster''', [[http://forums.spacebattles.com/showthread.php?t=164331 posted on SpaceBattles.com]], referring to a versus battle between [[Series/DoctorWho the Time Lords]] and Literature/TheDraka

-> "'''YOU ANIMALS!! HE'S ALREADY DEAD!!!!!'''"
-->-- '''Nostalgia Critic''', in his review of Film/ShortCircuit, [[spoiler: in which in part 2, the protagonist gets beaten like there's no tomorrow]].

->''"Oh yes, I was wondering what would break first, your spirit or your body?"''
-->--'''Bane to {{Franchise/Batman}}''', ''Film/TheDarkKnightRises''

->"that wasnt a fight scene, that was just ownage"
-->--'''Random viewer''' of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voqnnqD4F6E this video]] in which [[{{Franchise/Superman}} Clark]] goes against several [[GovernmentConspiracy government agents]]

->''"When a fight is just plain wrong!\\
We all sing the curbstomp song!\\
People dying left and right...\\
It's a SLAUGHTER, not a fight!"''
-->-- ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWRuka6I7Ng The Curbstomp Song]]''

->''"He's trippin' because he got served."''
-->-- '''Soundwave''', referring to [[BigBad Megatron]] after a fight with [[TheBigGuy Metro]][[OurGiantsAreBigger plex]], ''TransformersCybertron''.

->''"And as he looked over the smoldering battlefield, Sergeant Madeski knew he had done wrong. The men he had led so bravely into battle were dead. They had placed their trust in him, and he had taught them only one thing; how to die quickly."''
-->-- '''Hercule''', [[TearJerker in tears]], reading to [[BigBad Majin Buu]], who thinks it's hilarious, in ''Anime/DragonBallZ''.

->''"That wasn't a battle, that was assisted suicide."''
-->-- '''Zephyr''', after battle, ResonanceOfFate

->''"FRAUD DETECTED"''
-->--'''VideoGame/{{Divekick}}''', after someone wins a match 5-0

->''"Well... there's no doubt about the outcome and that's been the case for a'' long ''time now."''
-->--'''Martin Tyler''' if one side is winning by more than seven goals, ''VideoGame/FifaSoccer''

->''"The [[RapePillageAndBurn pirate raid]] on Mindoir came to a halt over the next twenty minutes. It was not a slow, grinding halt brought about by attrition, or a sporadic, jerking halt brought about by infighting, or even the panicked, terrified halt brought about by Alliance reinforcements.''\\
''It was the halt that came when a toy race car slammed headlong into a mack truck."''

->'''Forever''': Uhu uhung!\\
(Jotaro spots Forever running around on the freighter.)\\
'''Jotaro''': There's an orangutan! How suspicious! [[RapidFireFisticuffs ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA]]!\\
(Star Platinum pummels Forever senseless.)\\
'''Forever''': Eugyaaaaeheeee!\\
(Forever passes out and the freighter begins to rumble.)
-->-- ''WebVideo/VaguelyRecallingJoJo, episode 4''

->"Punisher War Journal: NNNNNNNNNNNNGH"
-->'''ComicBook/ThePunisher''', after getting [[GroinAttack punched in the nuts]] by [[ComicBook/{{Runaways}} Molly Hayes]]

-->'''Music/LonelyIsland''', ''Rocky''

-->--'''Website/{{Cracked}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-12-best-moments-from-mexicos-least-subtle-monster-movie_p2/#ixzz326No9Up5 The 12 Best Moments from Mexico's Least Subtle Monster Movie]]

->'''Michaelangelo''': Now,... at exactly... what point... did we lose control here?\\
'''Donatello''': Maybe somebody should tell [Shredder] that... ''we're'' the good guys?
-->--''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles''

->''It's not a fight; it's a massacre!''
-->--'''Lord Shaxx''', in a one-sided Crucible match, ''{{VideoGame/Destiny}}''

-->--''CivilProtection'', referring to the [[HalfLife Seven Hour War]] between Earth and the Universal Union/Combine.

''VideoGame/MassEffect3''