History Quotes / CurbStompBattle

-->--'''Lord Shaxx''', ''{{VideoGame/Destiny}}''

-->--'''Lord Shaxx''', ''VideoGame\Destiny''

->'''[[AntiVillain Colonel Steiner]]:''' If memory serves me, the Polish Army surrendered in 1939.\\

-->--'''Lord Shaxx''', ''VideoGame/Destiny''

-->--'''Lord Shaxx''', ''Videogames/Destiny''

-->--'''Lord Shaxx''', ''VideoGames/Destiny''

->'''[[AntiVillain Colonel Steiner]]:''' If memory serves me, the Polish Army surrendered in 1939.
->'''[[{{Mook}} SS Grunt]]:''' Oh, [they're] Jews, sir. We are razing the Ghetto to the ground - burning them out. They put up a hell of a fight, I can tell you.
->'''Colonel Steiner:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Oh, how? With umbrellas and crutches?]]

->'''Mike:''' Isn't that what they call the invasion now? The Seven Hour War? Do you wanna know why?
->'''Dave''': Because it lasted se-
->'''Mike:''' ''(interrupting)'' Because it lasted seven hours, that's why! Most people are at work longer than that! That means that in less time than it takes Joe Average to clock in and clock out at the office, aliens have conquered the whole Earth, and all Joe did was make some spreadsheets.
->'''Dave''': Well that's just because they caught us off guard.
->'''Mike''': Okay, let's say we ''were'' ready for them. Then what? We'd call it the Ten Hour War?

-> ''"Dracula, Belmont just took down Werewolf!"''
-> ''"Uh, [[HornyDevils Succubus]] is gone too."''
-> ''"Don't worry Dracula, I'll take him d -- ohp, wait, nope, nope, Belmont's got me in a headlock, ohp, nope, nope, he's using the holy [[WhipItGood whippin']], and uhm, um, sucks up snuff I'm dead."''

-> '''Red Mage''': It shoots fire from its mouth and bleeds acidic lava! Run for your pathetic lives!
-> '''Red Mage''': Our weapons are useless! Reliance upon them is death!
-> '''Red Mage''': It has exposed its fleshy underbelly to me in the form of its digestive tract!

->'''Nove''': Wasn't Dieci on the receiving end of Nanoha-san in [[ExplosiveOverclocking that mode]]?
->'''Dieci''': I didn't even last ten seconds against her, though.

->"You've been working out."
->"No. It is only that in this time and this place, I am no longer holding back."

->Faced off once more in the center of the ring
->Touched gloves, said a prayer and the bell went *ding*.
->[[RockyBalboa He]] hit me with a left and shattered my face
->Then a right sent my teeth all over the place.
->Then another great punch caved-in my eye socket
->He broke my jaw, and my trainer yelled, "Stop it!"
->But nobody heard him and he crushed my ribs
->Blood sprayed off my face and onto some kids.
->They yelled out, "More!", and Rocky obliged
->I had to think of some way to turn the tides
->So I leaned back to hit him with all of my might
->Took a swing, but he caught me with a sucker punch right.
->Then a sucker punch left, and a sucker punch right
->[[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill Then twenty-two consecutive sucker punch rights]]
->He tore off my arms and beat me with them
->Then threw acid in my face, [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction which obscured my vision]].
->He kicked me in the leg and fractured my shin
->The bone splinters shot right out of my skin
->People barfed in the crowd, they were going insane
->Then Rocky punched my nose-bone into my brain.
->I was quivering and twitching when I soiled my shorts
->Then Rocky pissed on me (customary in sports)
->The doctor came out and pronounced me dead,
->[[ComicallyMissingThePoint And that was the night I fought Rocky!]]

->'''Michaelangelo''': Now,... at exactly... what point... did we lose control here?
->'''Donatello''': Maybe somebody should tell [Shredder] that... ''we're'' the good guys?

-->-- [[{{Achewood}} Ray, Teodor, Lyle and Roastbeef]] [[http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07052007 pay a visit]] to the [[DisproportionateRetribution inventor of Comic Sans]].

--> - '''Roy Mustang''', ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist''

--> '''The Artilleryman''', ''Literature/TheWarOfTheWorlds''

--> '''Major Coates on the [[EldritchAbomination Reaper]] invasion''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect3''

-->-- '''Rawk Hawk''' on the receiving end of one of these, ''VideoGame/PaperMarioTheThousandYearDoor''

->'''[[AntiVillain Captain Steiner]]:''' If memory serves me, the Polish Army surrendered in 1939.
->'''[[{{Mook}} Wehrmacht Grunt]]:''' Oh, [they're] Jews, sir. We are razing the Ghetto to the ground - burning them out. They put up a hell of a fight, I can tell you.
->'''Steiner:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Oh, how? With umbrellas and crutches?]]

->'''[[AntiVillain Colonel Steiner]]:''' If memory serves me, the Polish Army surrendered in 1939.

-->-- '''Rawk Hawk''' on the receiving end of one of these, ''PaperMarioTheThousandYearDoor''

->''"Well... there's no doubt about the outcome and that's been the case for a'' long ''time now"''

-->--'''FauxtivationalPoster''', [[http://forums.spacebattles.com/showthread.php?t=164331 posted on SpaceBattles.com]], referring to a versus battle between [[Series/DoctorWho the Time Lords]] and TheDraka

(Jotaro spots Forever.)\\
'''Jotaro''': There's an orangutan! How suspicious! ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!\\

(Forever gets knocked over and the freighter begins to rumble.)

-->-- ''WebVideo/VaguelyRecallingJoJo''

(Star Platinum pummels Forever senseless.)
Forever: Eugyaaaaeheeee!

(Jotaro spots Forever.)