History Quotes / CurbStompBattle

-->-- '''FanFic/NoGodsOnlyGuns'''

->'''Mike:''' ''(interrupting)'' Because it lasted seven hours, that's why! Most people are at work longer than that! That means that in less time than it ->takes Joe Average to clock in and clock out at the office, aliens have conquered the whole Earth, and all Joe did was make some spreadsheets.

->'''Mike:''' Isn't that what they call the invasion now? The Seven Hour War? Do you wanna know why?\\
'''Dave''': Because it lasted se-//
'''Mike:''' ''(interrupting)'' Because it lasted seven hours, that's why! Most people are at work longer than that! That means that in less time than it takes Joe Average to clock in and clock out at the office, aliens have conquered the whole Earth, and all Joe did was make some spreadsheets.//
'''Dave''': Well that's just because they caught us off guard.//
'''Mike''': Okay, let's say we ''were'' ready for them. Then what? We'd call it the Ten Hour War?//

'''Dave''': Because it lasted se-
'''Mike:''' ''(interrupting)'' Because it lasted seven hours, that's why! Most people are at work longer than that! That means that in less time than it takes Joe Average to clock in and clock out at the office, aliens have conquered the whole Earth, and all Joe did was make some spreadsheets.
'''Dave''': Well that's just because they caught us off guard.
'''Mike''': Okay, let's say we ''were'' ready for them. Then what? We'd call it the Ten Hour War?
--> --''CivilProtection'', referring to the [[HalfLife Seven Hour War]] between Earth and the Universal Union/Combine.

-> ''"You're not talking about getting home anymore, you are talking about falcon punching '''war on God!''' ...well falcon punch that! I have seen what happens to the proud when they take on the Throne!"''

->''He wants to taste the curb! He wants to taste the falcon punching curb!''

-> ''"Two million dead in the first day, another 7 million by the end of the first week, every defense annihilated, all our forces on the run. Regrouping... Somewhere... Reports are coming in from other major cities. It's a well-coordinated attack, and so far it's been dagnanged effective."''

-> ''"You're not talking about getting home anymore, you are talking about fucking '''war on God!''' ...well fuck that! I have seen what happens to the proud when they take on the Throne!"''

->''He wants to taste the curb! He wants to taste the fucking curb!''

-> ''"Two million dead in the first day, another 7 million by the end of the first week, every defense annihilated, all our forces on the run. Regrouping... Somewhere... Reports are coming in from other major cities. It's a well-coordinated attack, and so far it's been damned effective."''

-->--'''FauxvationalPoster''', [[http://forums.spacebattles.com/showthread.php?t=164331 posted on SpaceBattles.com]], referring to a versus battle between [[Series/DoctorWho the Time Lords]] and TheDraka

-->-- '''Goku''', ''Manga/DragonBall Z'', after one-shotting Recoome

--> '''Major Coates on the [[EldritchAbomination Reaper]] invasion''', ''MassEffect3''

-->-- '''Nostalgia Critic''', in his review of ShortCircuit, [[spoiler: in which in part 2, the protagonist gets beaten like there's no tomorrow]].

-->-- '''Soundwave''', referring to [[BigBad Megatron]] after a fight with [[TheBigGuy Metroplex]], ''TransformersCybertron''.

-->-- '''Soundwave''', referring to [[BigBad Megatron]] after a fight with Metroplex, ''TransformersCybertron''.

-->-- '''ProtonJon''', Episode 4 of his ''{{Superman 64}}'' LetsPlay.

-->-- '''Goku''', ''DragonballZ'', after one-shotting Recoome

--> '''The Artilleryman''', ''TheWarOfTheWorlds''

--> - '''Roy Mustang''', FullmetalAlchemist

->"Give your threats to those willing to obey, or too cowardly to fight back, not me. Or learn once the difference between a god of thunder... and a mortal man in a metal suit."

-> ''"You're not talking about getting home anymore, you are talking about fucking '''war on God!''' ...well fuck that! [[ItGotWorse I have seen what happens to the proud when they take on the Throne!"]]''

-->-- '''[[{{Castlevania}} Death]]''', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrze-nKw9zQ A Day in Dracula's Life]]

-> ''""Two million dead in the first day, another 7 million by the end of the first week, every defense annihilated, all our forces on the run. Regrouping... Somewhere... Reports are coming in from other major cities. It's a well-coordinated attack, and so far it's been damned effective."''

-->--'''FauxvationalPoster''', [[http://forums.spacebattles.com/showthread.php?t=164331 posted on SpaceBattles.com]], referring to a versus battle between [[DoctorWho the Time Lords]] and TheDraka

--> '''[[Major Coates]] on the [[EldritchAbomination Reaper]] invasion''', ''MassEffect3''

--> '''[[FanNickname Big Ben]] on the [[EldritchAbomination Reaper]] invasion''', ''MassEffect3

-->-- '''[[NonActionGuy Usopp]]''', [[CrowningMomentOfFunny after he and a camel got their asses kicked off-screen by]] [[DanceBattler Mr. 2 Bon Clay]], ''OnePiece''