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->''Can be used for both night and day shooting, and comes with infrared attachments and built-in distance finder.\\
[[NoScope ...And please, actually use the scope. We are all impressed you can hit a target without it]], but I'm tired of watching your videos. Spinning while firing is also a great way to lose your license.''
-->--'''Telescopic Sight item log''', ''VideoGame/RiskOfRain''
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-> ''Correct me if I'm wrong, but this looks like an energy weapon that loads like a flintlock pistol. This crazy moon-crystal drops into the chamber, it goes poom, and a mean little laser shoots out. Thing is, it doesn't work as good as a ''normal'' gun. What's awesome is, this gun is like ''you''! Like you and Helen and probably Dave someday! It's totally, mind-blowingly brilliant, but on a common-sense level it's dumb as a box of rocks!'' '''levels gun at Lupin Madblood''' ''And in the end, it blows up in your face. Big surprise, huh?''

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-> ''Correct me if I'm wrong, but this looks like an energy weapon that loads like a flintlock pistol. This crazy moon-crystal drops into the chamber, it goes poom, and a mean little laser shoots out. Thing is, it doesn't work as good as a ''normal'' gun. What's awesome is, this gun is like ''you''! Like you and Helen and probably Dave someday! It's totally, mind-blowingly brilliant, but on a common-sense level it's dumb as a box of rocks!'' '''levels *levels gun at Lupin Madblood''' Madblood* ''And in the end, it blows up in your face. Big surprise, huh?''

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-> ''He could understand the sentimentality but from a functional standpoint the sword was merely ceremonial. Like always he preferred [[BoringButPractical more simpler armaments that actually are used for killing]]. Not something that would break over his knee in one go.''
-->-- ''Fanfic/TheNightUnfurls''
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->I also won seven cars but what the heck am I going to do with seven cars?

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->I ->''I also won seven cars but what the heck am I going to do with seven cars?cars?''
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-> Give me a gun that never fires! Give me a sword that is ever blunt! Give me a weapon that deals no wound, so long as it always strikes awe!

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-> Give me a gun that never fires! Give me a sword that is ever blunt! Give me a weapon that deals no wound, [[WeaponForIntimidation so long as it always strikes awe!awe]]!



-> '''NUNCHUCKS''':Cool but useless!

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-> '''NUNCHUCKS''':Cool '''NUNCHUCKS''': Cool but useless!



--> -- '''[=Thom McKee=]''' on his winnings from ''Series/TicTacDough''


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--> -- -->-- '''[=Thom McKee=]''' on his winnings from ''Series/TicTacDough''

''Series/TicTacDough''
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-> ''Correct me if I'm wrong, but this looks like an energy weapon that loads like a flintlock pistol. This crazy moon-crystal drops into the chamber, it goes poom, and a mean little laser shoots out. Thing is, it doesn't work as good as a normal gun. What's awesome is, this gun is like you! Like you and Helen and probably Dave someday! It's totally, mind-blowingly brilliant, but on a common-sense level it's dumb as a box of rocks! '''levels gun at Lupin Madblood''' And in the end, it blows up in your face. Big surprise, huh?''
-->-- '''Mel Kelly''', deconstructing the typical MadScientist's RayGun (and threatening to do the same to said Mad Scientist), ''WebComic/{{Narbonic}}''


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-> ''Correct me if I'm wrong, but this looks like an energy weapon that loads like a flintlock pistol. This crazy moon-crystal drops into the chamber, it goes poom, and a mean little laser shoots out. Thing is, it doesn't work as good as a normal ''normal'' gun. What's awesome is, this gun is like you! ''you''! Like you and Helen and probably Dave someday! It's totally, mind-blowingly brilliant, but on a common-sense level it's dumb as a box of rocks! rocks!'' '''levels gun at Lupin Madblood''' And ''And in the end, it blows up in your face. Big surprise, huh?''
-->-- '''Mel '''Mell Kelly''', deconstructing the typical MadScientist's RayGun (and threatening to do the same to said Mad Scientist), ''WebComic/{{Narbonic}}''

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-> ''Correct me if I'm wrong, but this looks like an energy weapon that loads like a flintlock pistol. This crazy moon-crystal drops into the chamber, it goes poom, and a mean little laser shoots out. Thing is, it doesn't work as good as a normal gun. What's awesome is, this gun is like you! Like you and Helen and probably Dave someday! It's totally, mind-blowingly brilliant, but on a common-sense level it's dumb as a box of rocks! '''levels gun at Lupin Madblood''' And in the end, it blows up in your face. Big surprise, huh?''
-->-- '''Mel Kelly''', deconstructing the typical MadScientist's RayGun (and threatening to do the same to said Mad Scientist), ''WebComic/{{Narbonic}}''

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-->- [[TheSimpsons Springfield]] museum display.

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-->- [[TheSimpsons [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Springfield]] museum display.



-->- ''TigerAndBunny'' 3rd Drama CD

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-->- ''TigerAndBunny'' ''Anime/TigerAndBunny'' 3rd Drama CD
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--> -- '''Thom McKee''' on his winnings from ''Series/TicTacDough''

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--> -- '''Thom McKee''' '''[=Thom McKee=]''' on his winnings from ''Series/TicTacDough''

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->I also won seven cars but what the heck am I going to do with seven cars?
--> -- '''Thom McKee''' on his winnings from ''Series/TicTacDough''
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->''And she says "Now there is somethin' else''\\
''That I really think you should know''\\
''You can have unlimited refills''\\
''For just a quarter more."''\\
''I say "Great, except we're in the drive thru''\\
''So what would I want that for?"''
-->-- '''Music/WeirdAl''', "Trapped in the Drive-Thru"

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-->-- '''Ecclesiarch Sebastian Thor, address to the Convent Sanctorum''', ''{{Warhammer 40000}}''

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-->-- '''Ecclesiarch Sebastian Thor, address to the Convent Sanctorum''', ''{{Warhammer ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''



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-->- ''TigerAndBunny 3rd Drama CD''

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-->- ''TigerAndBunny ''TigerAndBunny'' 3rd Drama CD''
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->'''Lloyds:''' I've already warned you about using our equipment, Saito. Especially the development of this "Good Luck Mode" and what it does to the budget. Is it really something they need?
->'''Saito:''' But...it's ''cool.''
-->- ''TigerAndBunny 3rd Drama CD''
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-> '''NUNCHUCKS''':Cool but useless!
-->- [[TheSimpsons Springfield]] museum display.

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