History Quotes / BunnyEarsLawyer

->I shouldn't make movies anymore. I should go to a lunatic asylum.
-->-- '''Creator/WernerHerzog''' on the making of ''Film/{{Fitzcarraldo}}''

->Most of the successful people in Hollywood are failures as human beings.
-->-- '''Creator/MarlonBrando'''

->If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.
-->-- '''Creator/HunterSThompson'''

->Regardless, Estes is nearly psychotic when it comes to defending his precious brews, and will scream at anyone from the lowliest tourist to the [[CorruptCorporateExecutive mightiest executive from Corporate]] who dares make a suggestion to him regarding improving any of his concoctions. On the rare occasions when [[BigBad Michaud]] and Estes go at it, the rest of the company leaves the building.
->As for what precisely Estes ''is'', the only surety is that it's not something human. One former employee swears she saw him tasting a new batch by [[OverlyLongTongue dipping his tongue into it — from four feet away]]. He's heavyset, but not fat, and occasionally it looks like [[AbnormalLimbRotationRange his arms bend in places where they really shouldn't have joints]]. But he did win ''Hops'' magazine's coveted "Brewmaster of the Year" award for 1999, so who's going to argue with him for being a little eccentric, even as regards his anatomy?
-->-- ''TabletopGame/WerewolfTheApocalypse - Subsidiaries: A Guide To Pentex''

->A specialist operator who always wears a hippie-like grin.

Conducts himself with a rather poor, devil-may-care attitude that even spills over to his medical practice, sometimes cracking jokes about his patients' injuries during treatment. However, his medical techniques are indeed unrivaled in the entirety of Rhodes Island.

-->--'''Willard''', ''Film/ApocalypseNow''

-->--''Literature/TheDresdenFiles'', "Death Masks"

-->--'''Clark Kent''' to ComicBook/LoisLane, ''Series/LoisAndClark''

-->--''Series/TheXFiles'', "Bad Blood"

-->--'''Agent Dana Scully''' (the same episode)

--> --'''Charlie''', ''Series/{{Supernatural}}''

-->--'''Lester''': briefing Becker in Season 3 of ''Series/{{Primeval}}''

-->--[[AsHimself General Michael E. Ryan]] (the ''actual'' Air Force Chief of Staff at the time), to Maj. Gen. George Hammond regarding Jack O'Neill (again), "Prodigy", ''Series/StargateSG1''

-->--''Series/{{MASH}}'', "The Incubator"

-->--''Series/{{Titus}}'', "Locking Up Mom"

-->--''TabletopGame/WerewolfTheApocalypse - Subsidiaries: A Guide To Pentex''

-->--''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid3SnakeEater'' radio conversation about Sigint

-->--'''''Wiki/RationalWiki'''''

-->--'''[[http://franticplanet.wordpress.com/2013/12/18/my-top-20-movies-of-2013-the-list-part-2/ Stuart Millard]]'''

-->--''[[https://screamsheet1.wordpress.com/2016/11/05/highlander-the-raven/ The Screamsheet]]'' on ''{{Franchise/Highlander}}: The Raven''

-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-athletes-who-had-more-crazy-than-talent/#ixzz33B6lIpHL "7 Athletes Who Had More Crazy Than Talent"]]

-->--'''''Website/UrbanDictionary''''' on Kobe Bryant

-->--'''[[http://deadspin.com/the-niners-are-fucking-stupid-1675908516 Drew Magary]]''', "The Niners Are Fucking Stupid"

-->--'''[[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/09/the_10_people_who_have_stayed_dead_in_superhero_co.php Rob Bricken]]''', ''Blog/ToplessRobot''

-->--'''Robert Brockway''' on Creator/KurtVonnegut , [[http://www.robertbrockway.net/2013/08/30/why-are-writers-such-irredeemable-bastards/ "Why Are Writers Such Irredeemable Bastards"]]

-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_20985_5-famous-movies-that-were-insane-parties-behind-scenes.html#ixzz30sGVt6SN "5 Famous Movies That Were Insane Parties Behind the Scenes"]]

-->--'''Kyle Kallgren''', ''WebVideo/{{Brows|HeldHigh}} [[WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown Beat Down]]'' review of ''Film/TheLeagueOfExtraordinaryGentlemen''

-->--'''{{Website/SFDebris}}''' on ''Film/StarTrekIITheWrathOfKhan''

-->--''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'' review of Creator/TimBurton's ''Film/{{Alice In Wonderland|2010}}''

-->--'''WesternAnimation/{{Fillmore}}'''

-->--''Sketches of Debate in the First Senate'' by '''William Maclay''', describing UsefulNotes/ThomasJefferson

-->--'''Creator/WernerHerzog''' on the making of ''Film/{{Fitzcarraldo}}''

-->--'''Creator/GoreVidal''' on Creator/TennesseeWilliams, ''Point to Point Navigation''

-->--'''Alan King''' on Creator/JudyGarland, ''Name Dropping''

-->--'''Creator/MarlonBrando'''

-->--'''Chelsea Handler''' on drinking buddy Katie Couric

-->--'''Wrestling/RicFlair'''

-->--'''[[Music/SonicYouth Kim Gordon]]''' on Music/CourtneyLove

-->-- Dr. Lisa Cuddy on why Series/{{House}} is never fired from his job. (Until he was.)

-->--[[AsHimself General Michael E. Ryan]] (the ''actual'' Air Force Chief of Staff at the time), to Maj. Gen. George Hammond regarding Jack O'Neill (again), "Prodigy," ''Series/StargateSG1''

->As for what precisely Estes ''is'', the only surety is that it's not something human. One former employee swears she saw him tasting a new batch by [[OverlyLongTongue dipping his tongue into it - from four feet away]]. He's heavyset, but not fat, and occasionally it looks like [[AbnormalLimbRotationRange his arms bend in places where they really shouldn't have joints]]. But he did win ''Hops'' magazine's coveted "Brewmaster of the Year" award for 1999, so who's going to argue with him for being a little eccentric, even as regards his anatomy?

'''Major''': Yeah, I thought so too, but for some reason [[SkewedPriorities he's obsessed with making it blink]]...\\

'''Major''': Mmm. Well, he does good work. But I spend three days a month just dealing with the complaints we get about him...

->Despite his eccentricities and cynical... och, he'll appreciate the honesty... ''downright unpleasant personality'', [[SternTeacher Mr Montag]] does more for the safety and development of his students [[JerkWithAHeartOfGold than he lets on]]. It's not an easy thing bringing these kids into a [[MagicalSociety world frought with occult rites and secret handshakes]]: it takes a real bastard, even on the best of days. The competition for the most talented students, the petty jealousies and the ancient blood feuds between the most prominent institutions, and the more-and-less covert attempts at industrial espionage all take their toll... and of course, the deaths. Being responsible for every single life lost in the pursuit of knowledge [[DespairEventHorizon would break less than an arrogant man]]. At least he lets us deal with the parents now: after those first couple of [[SuperpowerMeltdown accidental self-immolations]], some thought it best we kept him away from grieving relatives.

->''"I'm glad to have the Chargers on our side. Bull's men are professionals -- despite evidence to the contrary."''

-->--Marcy on Rayne Summers, '''[[http://www.leasticoulddo.com/comic/20061102 Least I Could Do]]'''

--->--''Series/{{MASH}}'', "The Incubator"

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->'''Wedge''': I'm usually pretty good about taking orders.\\
'''Iella''': If occasionally reinterpreting them rather thoroughly.
-->-- ''[[ComicBook/XWingSeries Starfighters of Adumar]]''

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-->--''[[The Screamsheet https://screamsheet1.wordpress.com/2016/11/05/highlander-the-raven/]]'' on ''{{Franchise/Highlander}}: The Raven''

-->--''[[https://screamsheet1.wordpress.com/2016/11/05/highlander-the-raven/]]'' on ''{{Franchise/Highlander}}: The Raven''

-->--''[[http://screamsheet.wordpress.com/2011/01/19/highlander-the-raven/ The Screamsheet]]'' on ''{{Franchise/Highlander}}: The Raven''

->''"Hide behind the mask of [[ObfuscatingStupidity a fool]], [[DrunkenMaster a drunk]], or [[ObfuscatingInsanity a madman]] to create confusion about your intentions and motivations. Lure your opponent into underestimating your ability until, overconfident, he drops his guard. Then you may attack."''

->''"Hide behind the mask of a fool, a drunk, or a madman to create confusion about your intentions and motivations. Lure your opponent into underestimating your ability until, overconfident, he drops his guard. Then you may attack."''

-->-- '''Dr. Phil Sandier'''

-->--'''Creator/GoreVidal''' on TennesseeWilliams, ''Point to Point Navigation''

''Starship Troopers'' is probably Heinlein's tamest novel in terms of expressing his controversial views... ''The Puppet Masters'' gets rather comical by introducing an alien threat that eventually requires the world to walk around entirely naked.
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' [[http://spoonyexperiment.com/starship-troopers/ on]] ''Film/StarshipTroopers''

->He was our friend, but most of the time we now wanted to strangle him.

-->-- Top rated [[Website/YouTube Youtube comment]], on [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eveNk3o1ME this song]]

-->-- '''Dane Barrett''', ''Film/{{Ghostbusters}}''

-->-- '''Hector''', ''AntiheroForHire''