History Quotes / BadBoss

'''Construct-A-Con:''' Wha--What? But--I helped save you--\\

(Megatron [[UngratefulBastard executes]] Construct-A-Con with a ground pound)\\

->'''[[HelloInsertnamehere Construct-A-Con]]:''' We did it, Lord Megatron... But... Barricade... and the others...
'''Megatron:''' If they were truly Decepticons, they would have survived. Weakness is a rust that must be stripped away... ''just like you''.
'''Construct-A-Con:''' Wha--What? But--I helped save you--
'''Megatron:''' Yes, but you are heavily damaged.
'''Construct-A-Con:''' But--could be--repaired--
(Megatron [[UngratefulBastard executes]] Construct-A-Con with a ground pound)

->''"[[FauxAffablyEvil Ah, my rosy-cheeked new employees!]] I'm not going to lie: we're all here to make a buck... [[BlatantLies but it's the happiness of my people that gets me up each morning.]] My father, rest his soul, was a diamond miner. Got up at the crack of dawn each morning, smoked a cigarette, and down into the earth he went. To that wonderful... [''someone in the furnace behind him screams''] ...wonderful man, [[BlasphemousPraise the company was God]]. I bring that same reverence to [[SlaveryIsASpecialKindOfEvil my humble business]] here, and I expect all of you here to do the same. Now, there are only three company rules you have to follow: first, protect my product. [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil You can fuck them, boys, but be gentle]]. Second: [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain kill any native on sight]]. Finally, all profits go to me. I'm an understanding boss, but if you break one of these rules... [''he lights a match and throws it into the furnace, instantly incinerating the man inside''] ...[[KillItWithFire I roast you in the furnace until your skin crackles like chicken!]] Right, [[DispenseWithThePleasantries enough talk]]. Those savages want to steal my life's work. My pride and joy. [[KillEmAll Show them we mean business]]!"''

-->-- ''ComicBook/AstonishingXmen''

->Desaad clutched at the shaft transfixing his midsection in agony. His master shot forth beams from his eyes which reduced him to his primal atoms. Later, he would reassemble them, and trust that Desaad would learn by that not to make jokes using his name.
-->-- '''ComicBook/{{Darkseid}}''', ''Fanfic/HellsisterTrilogy''

-->-- '''Commander Cradle''' giving an introductory talk to about the use of a Pacifier Baton, '''''TabletopGame/SLAIndustries''''' core rule book

-> ''"Fear the {{Commissar}} more than you fear the enemy!"''

->''"And so Abaddon the Despoiler, Supreme Overlord of Chaos, passed through the midst of his servants, not caring whether they lived or died, whether they served him through devotion, so long as they served him first through fear."''
-->-''TabletopGame/Warhammer40000''

''Sometimes you just have to beat the living daylights out of one of your own, for no better reason than to remind them who is in charge.''

->''Let the Victory of Epsilon Indi be celebrated by fasting and prayer. Unggoy and Kig-Yar food rations to be eliminated for the next three work periods. Sangheili and Jiralhanae to spend two rest periods in public prayer. All attend the public monitors at the sounding of five bells to observe the execution of those who failed their duty at the Victory.''

->''There's a reminder Eamon seems to have written himself to berate his assistant more often, he's becoming undisciplined.''

->Last one dere gets a beatin'!

-->-- ''WebVideo/PeanutButterGamer'', ''VideoGame/{{Spore}}''

'''Zoran:''' [[FalseReassurance No, no need, no need]]... ''[he pulls out a [[KnifeNut knife]] and stabs the soldier with it, holding him until he dies, then throwing his body into the swamp]'' [[SurroundedByIdiots I am surrounded by]] [[SuddenlyShouting TRAITORS AND FOOLS!]]

->''"I want him dead! [[DemandingTheirHead I want his head cut off and brought here!]] I want his head on this piano so that every man in my organization understands, what's more, that no Katana gets captured alive or talks! Got that?"''

->''"I want him dead! I want his head cut off and brought here! I want his head on this piano so that every man in my organization understands, what's more, that no Katana gets captured alive or talks! Got that?"''

''If you will not serve in combat, you will serve on the firing line!" [[BoomHeadshot *BLAM*]]

->''"No fucking shit I don't care about this company! What...you...you...this is just an ATM to me!

-->--''ComicBook/ImmortalHulk''

-->-- ''ComicBook/{{Legion of Super-Heroes}}''

-->'''Prison Guard:''' Hmm… I don’t think I recognise you. Well, I’ve got some priceless advice for any [[NewMeat new recruits]]. Never, ever, EVER disobey Blackmar. Blackmar is the [[TheDragon Archfiend’s right-hand man]]. Any underling who gets on his wrong side won’t live to regret it. Just the other day, a guard who’d angered him was guillotined in front of the slaves.

->Though they [[FantasticRacism cannot stand ghouls]], the [[CastingAShadow Lasombra]] also cannot stand the fact that they are [[MissingReflection unable to]] [[{{Narcissist}} admire their beautiful Caine-given features]] [[MissingReflection in the mirror]]. So, some Lasombra employ ghouls as personal-hygiene assistants for this reason. But that hair must be brushed for at least a hundred strokes, or [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown a hundred bruises will decorate the inattentive ghoul's body]]. And should the servant fail to apply the skin lotion properly, the outraged Lasombra may well apply a "moisturizer" [[ColdBloodedTorture of muriatic acid to the ghoul's skin]]...

'''Dave''': Nope, not when he does that.\\

->''"[[FauxAffablyEvil Ah, my rosy-cheeked new employees!]] I'm not going to lie: we're all here to make a buck... [[BlatantLies but it's the happiness of my people that gets me up each morning.]] My father, rest his soul, was a diamond miner. Got up at the crack of dawn each morning, smoked a cigarette, and down into the earth he went. To that wonderful... [''someone in the furnace behind him screams''] ...wonderful man, the company was god. I bring that same reverence to [[SlaveryIsASpecialKindOfEvil my humble business]] here, and I expect all of you here to do the same. Now, there are only three company rules you have to follow: first, protect my product. [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil You can fuck them, boys, but be gentle]]. Second: [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain kill any native on sight]]. Finally, all profits go to me. I'm an understanding boss, but if you break one of these rules... [''he lights a match and throws it into the furnace, instantly incinerating the man inside''] ...[[KillItWithFire I roast you in the furnace until your skin crackles like chicken!]]"''