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->'''Galbadian Soldier 1:''' In this army your salary gets cut based on just how the boss is feeling...\\
'''Galbadian Soldier 2:''' I guess it goes with the territory when you can't choose your own boss.
-->--''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIII''
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->'''[[LondonGangster Barry the Baptist]]''': (''to [[FatBastard Gary]]'') Is your [[FunnyAfro hair]] supposed to [[CloseCallHaircut look like that]]? (''to [[TheNapoleon Dean]]'') [[FauxAffablyEvil All right, short stuff]]?\\
'''Dean the [[OopNorth Scouser]]''': Never mind short stuff. Next time we do a job like [[ArmedBlag this]], we gonna want more money, Barry. Or we are going back to robbing post offices and stealing cars, [[NotWhatISignedUpFor foock that]]! (''shows Barry the guns in his car boot'')\\
'''Barry''': Where's the others?\\
'''Dean''': [[BlatantLies There were no others]]!\\
'''Barry''': Stop fucking around, The others, the [[ChekhovsGun old ones]]?\\
'''Dean''': [[StupidCrooks I don't know what you mean]].\\
'''Barry''': There were two old guns there. Where're they now?\\
'''Dean''': Not in the cabinet, there wasn't. There was a couple of old hammer-lock muskets the butler was carrying, but they were ours- [[ArmsDealer we sold 'em]]!\\
'''Barry''': Well you better un-sell 'em, sharpish!\\
'''Dean''': We had to sell 'em, we needed the money!\\
'''Barry''': '''[[SuddenlyShouting I'M NOT FUCKIN' INTERESTED]]!!!''' If you don't want to be ''[[{{Fingore}} countin' the fingers you haven't got]]'', or ''[[ImpliedDeathThreat sharin' a bed with the Antichrist]]'', I want those guns! '''Quick!'''\\
'''Dean''': [[OhCrap Okay, Barry. Calm down.]] We'll get them, alright?\\
'''Barry''': Now ''fuck off''! You Scouse [[CountryMatters cunts]]!
-->--''Film/LockStockAndTwoSmokingBarrels''
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-->-- '''Gabbar Singh''', ''Bollywood/{{Sholay}}''

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-->-- '''Gabbar Singh''', ''Bollywood/{{Sholay}}''
''Film/{{Sholay}}''
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->'''Frank Washington''': Son of a bitch. Killed his own men!\\
'''Joe Marshall''': I know. It's called "Code of Silence". He doesn't want anybody talking.
-->--''Film/SamuraiCop''

->''"I want him dead! I want his head cut off and brought here! I want his head on this piano so that every man in my organization understands, what's more, that no Katana gets captured alive or talks! Got that?"''
-->--'''Fujiyama''', ''Film/SamuraiCop''
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->'''High Sheriff of Nottingham''': I hope our little golden hook will catch the fish.\\
'''Prince John''': You hope?\\
'''Sheriff''': Oh it will... if he's here.\\
'''John''': If he's not we'll stick your head upon the target and shoot at that.
-->--''Film/TheAdventuresOfRobinHood''
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-> '''Depot commander Vhotin''': Authority must be respected. Orders are sacrosanct! Hekate disobeyed! Better that...\\
'''Ervin Hekate''': B-better that this depot and every Imperial life in it had fallen than I disobeyed your order?\\
'''Vhotin''': As the Emperor is my judge... '''Yes'''.
-->-- '''Titanicus''', ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''
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'''Rupert Wong:''' [But it's ''really'' hard to cook when you're disemboweled, boss.\\

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'''Rupert Wong:''' [But But it's ''really'' hard to cook when you're disemboweled, boss.\\
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->'''The Boss:''' ''Rupert,'' I'm disappointed. What happened to the sniveling YesMan who wouldn't think twice about putting a foot through a man's throat. What happened to your people-pleasing skills? [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Because I'm. Not. Pleased. With this.]] Oh, no. What happened to your understanding of our roles in this existence? Mine is to command. Yours is to role over and ''beg.''\\
'''Rupert Wong:''' Boss-\\
'''The Boss:''' Meat. You're ''meat.'' Do not ever forget what you are. ''Meat.'' [[ToServeMan Food for the worms, food for the ghouls]]. Walking, talking shitting ''food.'' And food, Robert, food doesn't talk back to its betters. Do you understand that? Do you get where I'm coming from?\\
'''Rupert Wong:''' Yes, boss.
-->-- ''Food Of The Gods'' by Cassandra Khaw

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->'''The Boss:''' ''Rupert,'' I'm disappointed. What happened If I tell you to the sniveling YesMan who wouldn't think twice about putting a foot through a man's throat. What happened jump, I ask you how high. If I tell you to eat dog shit, you ask me for cutlery. If I tell you to gut yourself, you ask if I'd like to have your people-pleasing skills? [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Because I'm. Not. Pleased. With this.]] Oh, no. What happened to your understanding of our roles in this existence? Mine is to command. Yours is to role over intestines braised, boiled or beer-battered and ''beg.''\\
airfried--\\
'''Rupert Wong:''' Boss-\\
[But it's ''really'' hard to cook when you're disemboweled, boss.\\
'''The Boss:''' Meat. You're ''meat.'' Do not Oh, that wit of yours, Rupert. I'd miss it if it were gone. Don't ever forget what lose it. We'd have to eat you are. ''Meat.'' [[ToServeMan Food for the worms, food for the ghouls]]. Walking, talking shitting ''food.'' And food, Robert, food doesn't talk back to its betters. Do you understand that? Do you get where I'm coming from?\\
'''Rupert Wong:''' Yes, boss.
otherwise.
-->-- ''Food Of The Gods'' ''Literature/FoodOfTheGods'', by Cassandra Khaw
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->'''Dr. Robotnik:''' I was bamboozled by Sonic! And it's all your fault!\\
'''Coconuts:''' What are you talkin' about? I wasn't even there!\\
'''Dr. Robotnik:''' SHUT UP! ''I'm'' the boss! I can blame ''whoever I want!''
-->--''WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog'' ("Full Tilt Tails")
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->'''Dario Agger:''' Travers? Get Xemnu a meal.\\
'''Travers:''' It'll take a little time to ''source'', sir, what with all the, ah, disappearances lately... Give me an ''hour'', though - I'll find someone who won't be missed.\\
'''Dario Agger:''' That's a ''very'' reasonable timeframe, Travers. Xemnu?\\
'''Xemnu:''' I'm hungwy ''now.''\\
'''Dario:''' Sorry, Travers.\\
'''Travers:''' [-What?-] Sir, you ''can't'' - I've served you for years - I've never questioned - I've - I've ''killed'' for you - Mr. Agger, please -\\
'''Dario Agger:''' It's unfortunate, I know. But the thing is... I can always hire another killer. I've only got access to the one Hulk. Supply and demand, old friend. Supply and demand.
-->--''ComicBook/ImmortalHulk''
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->'''Dinobot''': (holding up Tarantulas) Do not fire, Megatron! I have a hostage!\\

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->'''Dinobot''': (holding (''holding up Tarantulas) Tarantulas'') Do not fire, Megatron! I have a hostage!\\



(Megatron immediately [[ShootTheHostage blasts Tarantulas to scrap]])

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(Megatron (''Megatron immediately [[ShootTheHostage blasts Tarantulas to scrap]])scrap]]'')
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->'''Dinobot''': (holding up Tarantulas) Do not fire, Megatron! I have a hostage!\\
'''Megatron''': Why, so you do!\\
(Megatron immediately [[ShootTheHostage blasts Tarantulas to scrap]])
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/BeastWars''
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->''"You've enjoyed all the power you've been given, haven't you? I wonder how you'd take to working in a pocket calculator."''
-->--'''The MCP''' to '''Sark''', ''Film/{{TRON}}''
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->'''Inokichi''': You're tough. I like you.\\
'''Sanjuro''': Aren't you angry I killed three of your men?\\
'''Inokichi''': They were worthless.
-->--''Film/{{Yojimbo}}''
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->''"I built this city with my own two hands. [[ImmediateSelfContradiction And a coupla' dozen expendable workers]]."''
-->-- '''SelfDemonstrating/HandsomeJack's AI''', ''VideoGame/TalesFromTheBorderlands''
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'''Soldier:''' [[OhCrap Zoran, I can-I can explain...\\

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'''Soldier:''' [[OhCrap Zoran, I can-I can explain...\\]]\\
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'''Soldier:''' [[OhCrap Zoran, I can-I can explain-\\
'''Zoran:''' [[FalseReassurance No, no need, no need...]] ''[he pulls out a [[KnifeNut knife]] and stabs the soldier with it, holding him until he dies, then throwing his body into the swamp]'' [[SurroundedByIdiots I am surrounded by]] [[SuddenlyShouting TRAITORS AND FOOLS!]]

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'''Soldier:''' [[OhCrap Zoran, I can-I can explain-\\
explain...\\
'''Zoran:''' [[FalseReassurance No, no need, no need...]] need]]... ''[he pulls out a [[KnifeNut knife]] and stabs the soldier with it, holding him until he dies, then throwing his body into the swamp]'' [[SurroundedByIdiots I am surrounded by]] [[SuddenlyShouting TRAITORS AND FOOLS!]]
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->'''[[BalkanBastard Zoran Lazarevic]]:''' You would betray me for [[StickyFingers this]]?\\
'''Soldier:''' [[OhCrap Zoran, I can-I can explain-\\
'''Zoran:''' [[FalseReassurance No, no need, no need...]] ''[he pulls out a [[KnifeNut knife]] and stabs the soldier with it, holding him until he dies, then throwing his body into the swamp]'' [[SurroundedByIdiots I am surrounded by]] [[SuddenlyShouting TRAITORS AND FOOLS!]]
-->-- ''VideoGame/Uncharted2AmongThieves''
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->''"[[FauxAffablyEvil Ah, my rosy-cheeked new employees!]] I'm not going to lie: we're all here to make a buck... [[BlatantLies but it's the happiness of my people that gets me up each morning.]] My father, rest his soul, was a diamond miner. Got up at the crack of dawn each morning, smoked a cigarette, and down into the earth he went. To that wonderful... [''someone in the furnace behind him screams''] ...wonderful man, the company was god. I bring that same reverence to [[SlaveryIsASpecialKindOfEvil my humble business]] here, and I expect all of you here to do the same. Now, there are only three company rules you have to follow: first, protect my product. [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil You can fuck them, boys, but be gentle]]. Second: [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain kill any native on sight]]. Finally, all profits go to me. I'm an understanding boss, but if you break one of these rules... [''[he lights a match and throws it into the furnace, instantly incinerating the man inside''] ...[[KillItWithFire I roast you in the furnace until your skin crackles like chicken!]]"''

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->''"[[FauxAffablyEvil Ah, my rosy-cheeked new employees!]] I'm not going to lie: we're all here to make a buck... [[BlatantLies but it's the happiness of my people that gets me up each morning.]] My father, rest his soul, was a diamond miner. Got up at the crack of dawn each morning, smoked a cigarette, and down into the earth he went. To that wonderful... [''someone in the furnace behind him screams''] ...wonderful man, the company was god. I bring that same reverence to [[SlaveryIsASpecialKindOfEvil my humble business]] here, and I expect all of you here to do the same. Now, there are only three company rules you have to follow: first, protect my product. [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil You can fuck them, boys, but be gentle]]. Second: [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain kill any native on sight]]. Finally, all profits go to me. I'm an understanding boss, but if you break one of these rules... [''[he [''he lights a match and throws it into the furnace, instantly incinerating the man inside''] ...[[KillItWithFire I roast you in the furnace until your skin crackles like chicken!]]"''
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-->-- '''Hoyt,''' ''VideoGame/FarCry3''

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-->-- '''Hoyt,''' '''[[AmoralAfrikaner Hoyt Volker]],''' ''VideoGame/FarCry3''
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-->-- ''The Sandwyrm ark's lore'', '''VideoGame/LastCloudia'''

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-->-- ''The '''The Sandwyrm ark's lore'', '''VideoGame/LastCloudia'''
lore''', ''VideoGame/LastCloudia''
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->''It is hypothesized that the reason the [[GodOfEvil God of Ruin]] didn't retaliate when the grandworms attacked its followers was because it had actually brought the grandworms to life and enjoyed watching the violent battles between worm and human;''
-->-- ''The Sandwyrm ark's lore'', '''VideoGame/LastCloudia'''
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->''"And so Abaddon the Despoiler, Supreme Overlord of Chaos, passed through the midst of his servants, not caring whether they lived or died, whether they served him through devotion, so long as they served him first through fear."''
-->-''TabletopGame/Warhammer40000''
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->'''Edict of the Office of the High Prophet of Regret'''
->''Let the Victory of Epsilon Indi be celebrated by fasting and prayer. Unggoy and Kig-Yar food rations to be eliminated for the next three work periods. Sangheili and Jiralhanae to spend two rest periods in public prayer. All attend the public monitors at the sounding of five bells to observe the execution of those who failed their duty at the Victory.''
-->--''VideoGame/HaloWars''
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-->-- ''[[https://youtu.be/mabM64rAd4k BEHEMOTH [2/3]]

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-->-- ''[[https://youtu.be/mabM64rAd4k BEHEMOTH [2/3]][2/3]]''
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-->-- ''[[https://youtu.be/mabM64rAd4k BEHEMOTH [2/3]]]

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-->-- ''[[https://youtu.be/mabM64rAd4k BEHEMOTH [2/3]]][2/3]]
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->'''[[TabletopGame/Warhammer40000 Kryptman]]:''' I can tell you, [[HeKnowsToMuch but you must promise me to let yourself be shot in the head after]].\\

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->'''[[TabletopGame/Warhammer40000 Kryptman]]:''' I can tell you, [[HeKnowsToMuch [[HeKnowsTooMuch but you must promise me to let yourself be shot in the head after]].\\
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'''[[ZTabletopGame/Warhammer40000 Kryptman]]:''' I can tell you, [[HeKnowsToMuch but you must promise me to let yourself be shot in the head after]].\\

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'''[[ZTabletopGame/Warhammer40000 ->'''[[TabletopGame/Warhammer40000 Kryptman]]:''' I can tell you, [[HeKnowsToMuch but you must promise me to let yourself be shot in the head after]].\\
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'''[[ZTabletopGame/Warhammer40000 Kryptman]]:''' I can tell you, [[HeKnowsToMuch but you must promise me to let yourself be shot in the head after]].\\
'''Acolyte:''' (stammering) Well in- in that case don't both-\\
'''Kryptman:''' [[MortonsFork Well, actually, making you aware of the existence of a secret already condemns you. So you are pretty much already dead.]] I can still answer your question, though, if you'd rather know.\\
'''Acolyte:''' This is...[[{{Understatement}} discouraging]].
-->-- ''[[https://youtu.be/mabM64rAd4k BEHEMOTH [2/3]]]
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'''Shao Khan''': That is ''unaccepable!''

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'''Shao Khan''': That is ''unaccepable!''unacceptable!

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