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'''Puppet:''' I ''know'' they are! So, tell me, please, why have I done them?\\

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'''Puppet:''' I ''know'' they are! are! ...So, tell me, please, why have I done them?\\



'''Puppet:''' That... ''(smiles)'' That ''does'' explain a lot, doesn't it?

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'''Puppet:''' That... ''(smiles)'' That ''does'' explain a lot, doesn't it? It's all starting to make sense now.
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'''Missy/TheMaster:''' Oh silly, why does one bother popping a balloon? [[ForTheEvulz Because you're pretty.]]

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'''Missy/TheMaster:''' '''Missy/The Master:''' Oh silly, why does one bother popping a balloon? [[ForTheEvulz Because you're pretty.]]
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'''Missy:''' Oh silly, why does one bother popping a balloon? [[ForTheEvulz Because you're pretty.]]

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They won't let me watch those, but they allow me to view cartoons. Considering I hold the world record on comically-oversized-mallet-related-murders, does that seem like an intelligent policy to you? Or an even remotely sane one?

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They ->They won't let me watch those, but they allow me to view cartoons. Considering I hold the world record on comically-oversized-mallet-related-murders, does that seem like an intelligent policy to you? Or an even remotely sane one?
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->'''Rhyme''': They won't let me watch those, but they allow me to view cartoons. Considering I hold the world record on comically-oversized-mallet-related-murders, does that seem like an intelligent policy to you? Or an even remotely sane one?
-->-- ''Literature/StarHarborNights''

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->'''Rhyme''': They won't let me watch those, but they allow me to view cartoons. Considering I hold the world record on comically-oversized-mallet-related-murders, does that seem like an intelligent policy to you? Or an even remotely sane one?
-->-- '''Rhyme''', ''Literature/StarHarborNights''
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->...guts, ''huge guts!'' Kill them... ''must'' '''kill them all!''' ''Rip''... and... '''tear!''' ''The demons!'' They... are everywhere... Must... '''kill them all!'''

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->...guts, ''huge guts!'' Kill them... ''must'' '''kill '''''kill them all!''' all!''''' ''Rip''... and... '''tear!''' '''''tear!''''' ''The demons!'' They... are everywhere... Must... '''kill '''''kill them all!'''all!'''''
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->...guts, ''huge guts!'' Kill them... ''must'' '''kill them all!''' ''Rip''... and... '''tear!''' ''The demons!'' They... are everywhere... Must... '''kill them all!'''
-->--'''Doomguy''', ''VideoGame/DoomEternal''
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'''Bruckman:''' ''(sighs)'' Don't you understand yet, son? Don't you ''get'' it?\\

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'''Bruckman:''' ''(sighs)'' Don't you understand yet, son? Don't you ''get'' it?\\
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->HAHAHA! Well, well, now that is beautiful. See? Look Dodoria, Zarbon, look at the fireworks, aren't they splendid!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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->HAHAHA! Well, well, now that Oh my... this is beautiful. See? stupendous! Wow! What a great show! Unbelievable! Look Dodoria, Zarbon, look at the fireworks, aren't they splendid!? that! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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--> ''VisualNovel/DiesIrae ~Interview with Kaziklu Bey~'' discussing Wilhelm Ehrenburg.

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->Who the HELL... put bouillon cubes in the shower head!?! Huh? Hm, did you do it? Hm? Did you? If it happens again... I will wait in my SUV, blast me some speed metal -- five point one surround sound, heavy on the bass -- and someone... will be getting... mowed... down.
-->-- '''[[Series/{{Scrubs}} Hooch]]''' is ''crazy!''

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->Who ->'''Hooch:''' Who the HELL... put bouillon cubes in the shower head!?! Huh? Hm, did you do it? Hm? Did you? If it happens again... I will wait in my SUV, blast me some speed metal -- five point one surround sound, heavy on the bass -- and someone... will be getting... mowed... down.
''down''.\\
'''JD:''' Hooch is ''crazy''.
-->-- '''[[Series/{{Scrubs}} Hooch]]''' is ''crazy!''
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->'''Osgood:''' Why would you bother killing me? I'm not even important.\\
'''Missy:''' Oh silly, why does one bother popping a balloon? [[ForTheEvulz Because you're pretty]].
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho''
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->A powerful boat, a powerful gun, powerful ammunition! Add to that lots of people and a precise aim! Then sprinkle death all over it, and the formula is complete! ''That is what makes it elegant! That is what makes it beauty!''

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->A powerful boat, a powerful gun, powerful ammunition! Add to that lots of people and a precise aim! Then sprinkle death all over it, and the formula is complete! ''That is what makes it elegant! That is what makes it beauty!''
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->A powerful boat, a powerful gun, powerful ammunition! Add to that lots of people and a precise aim! Then sprinkle death all over it, and the formula is complete! ''That is what makes it elegant! That is what makes it beauty!''
-->-- '''Captain Matias Torres''', ''VideoGame/AceCombat7SkiesUnknown''
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->'''Galvatron''': "I'll destroy everything here—everything! And THEN, I'll destroy the Autobots!"\\
'''Therapist''': "Yes...tell me about the Autobots."\\
'''Galvatron''': "I hate Autobots! I hate [[ImStandingRightHere Cyclonus]]! And I'm not very fond of you, either!"
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheTransformers'', ''Webworld''
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->''Something [my dad] always tells me is that there’s nothing like the thrill of killing. Well, that and "Don't touch my whiskey or I’ll beat you to death."''
-->-- '''Mercury Black''' describing his father Marcus, ''Fanfic/TheBlackHearts''
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->''"Kill the Humans, slice their meat, cut their bones, and use their blood and guts to hold the most extravagant party. Come now! And we will engrave into their corpses, our everlasting fantasy world!"''
-->-- '''Gyokuro Shuzen''', ''Manga/RosarioToVampire''
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->''"I WILL KILL AS MANY PEOPLE AS I HAVE TO AS LONG AS YOU ARE ONE OF THEM!"''
-->-- '''[[NominalHero Vegeta]]''' attempting (and failing) to kill Android 18, ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''
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->''"He was indeed a "monster". Sanity was no friend of his."''
--> ''VisualNovel/DiesIrae ~Interview with Kaziklu Bey~'' discussing Wilhelm Ehrenburg.

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-->--''TabletopGame/VampireTheMasquerade - Rulebook (20th ed)'

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->Only nominally sentient, Kindred with [[KarmaMeter Humanity 1]] [[SanitySlippage teeter on the edge of oblivion]]. Little matters to vampires this far gone, even their own desires outside of sustenance and rest. [[TheUnfettered There is literally nothing a vampire with Humanity 1 won’t do]], and only a few tattered shreds of ego stand between him and complete devolution. Many who attain this stage find themselves [[TheUnintelligible no longer capable of coherent speech]], and spend their nights gibbering blasphemy in their gore-spattered havens.
-->--''TabletopGame/VampireTheMasquerade - Rulebook (20th ed)'
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-> My name is Alexander Anderson./And I like killing things because it's fun.
-->-- '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxF4v5asYNc/ Alexander Anderson: A Hellsing X Hamilton Parody - TFS Tunes | Team Four Star]]'''
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'''Clyde Bruckman:''' They're terrible things.\\
'''Puppet:''' I know they are. So, tell me, please, why have I done them?\\
'''Bruckman''': Don't you understand yet, son? Don't you get it? You do the things you do because you're a homicidal maniac.\\
'''Puppet:''' That... that ''does'' explain a lot, doesn't it?

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'''Clyde Bruckman:''' They're terrible ''terrible'' things.\\
'''Puppet:''' I know ''know'' they are. are! So, tell me, please, why have I done them?\\
'''Bruckman''': '''Bruckman:''' ''(sighs)'' Don't you understand yet, son? Don't you get it? ''get'' it?\\
''(Puppet shakes his head in bewilderment)''\\
'''Bruckman:''' ''(sighs)''
You do the things you do because you're a homicidal maniac.\\
''(beat)''
'''Puppet:''' That... that ''(smiles)'' That ''does'' explain a lot, doesn't it?
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->I will indulge in my [[SerialKiller hobby]]. I will bathe in blood and death. No life could be more fulfilling!
-->-- '''[[spoiler:Skuld Silent-Third]]''' as she strangles Qwenthur, ''LightNovel/HeavyObject''
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-->-- Muscular, ''Manga/MyHeroAcademia''

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-->-- Muscular, '''Muscular,''' ''Manga/MyHeroAcademia''
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->SHOW ME YOUR BLOOD!![...]HAHAHA, '''YES'''!! Blood is ''EXACTLY'' what I wanted from you!!
-->-- Muscular, ''Manga/MyHeroAcademia''
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-->-- '''The Night Rider''', ''Film/MadMax''

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-->-- '''The Night Rider''', ''Film/MadMax''
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->We, masters of a matter most dark, vow to be restored, as foretold in the book of legend, which everyone thought was just a fairy tale! It WASN’T! We have already obtained the vessel that contains our Dark Lord, and he will soon awaken and shower us in compassion! Look! The vessel of our Dark Lord is filling up even as we speak! Now the time for his greatness to enter our world has come! Welcome to a new history! A new age! The age of awesome! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DARK LORD! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
-->--'''Hyness''', ''VideoGame/KirbyStarAllies''

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->Kryptonians could survive in space without a suit. Was that not a pleasure? It certainly was. She could live her life between the stars, and never once need to breathe.\\
She could devastate planets, wipe them clean of life. Rebuild them at her whim.\\
She could tyrannize worlds, whole systems of planets, make them bow to her mighty hand, instantly execute anyone who dared protest--or just anybody she wanted to kill.\\
She could explore pleasures of the body that Kara never would have dared to, satisfy lusts that the blonde beast never even knew she had. She could force herself upon any suitor, male or female or whatever, and destroy them after their job was done. Or perhaps just maim them, so that they could never again do such a job for anyone else. Satan Girl smiled. Now that was being imaginative...\\
She could have children from those couplings, or kill them in the womb.\\
She could become a goddess to an unsophisticated planet's people. Drinking in their worship, demanding sacrifice.\\
All of this she could do, she would do, and more.\\
For Kryptonians and Daxamites were gods, off their homeworlds. They really were. What a pity their morality forced them not to realize that fact.\\
She clasped her bent knees to her chest and thought. The problem was, in this time, she was hardly unique. Billions of Kryptonians existed on Rokyn. Billions more Daxamites, with the same power, existed on Daxam. Luckily, there was only one prisoner still left in the Phantom Zone, that old poop Gazor, so there wasn't much competition there.\\
But, somehow, she'd have to do something about both planets. Daxam would be easy. A shower of leaden hail across its surface, and the dead would litter the ground in heaps beyond Hitler's and Stalin's dreams.\\
That world would stink of corpses for eons to come.\\
She laughed soundlessly.
-->-- '''Satan Girl''', ''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}: Fanfic/HellsisterTrilogy''
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->''"APD sufferers experience everything you would attribute to your run of the mill horror movie psycho and generally end up in prison for [[SerialRapist one crime]] or [[SerialKiller another]]... Typical characteristics/hobbies of these up and coming psycho killers with APD include lying, cheating, stealing, violence, rape, setting shit on fire, shooting up schools, and setting animals on fire [[ForTheEvulz for fun]]. When the APD sufferer is done with their lulzy pastimes they will have absolutely no remorse for the fucked up shit they've done."''
-->-- '''Encyclopedia Dramatica very accurately describes a typical ax-crazy, by way of [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antisocial_personality_disorder Antisocial Personality Disorder]].'''

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