History Quotes / AristocratsAreEvil

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->''He said, "This will be the procedure of the king who will reign over you: he will take your sons and place them for himself in his chariots and among his horsemen and they will run before his chariots. \\

Then you will cry out in that day because of your king whom you have chosen for yourselves, but the LORD will not answer you in that day.''

->''Behind the palace-lined boulevards and [[Music/JohannSebastianBach Bach]] fugues, however, boiled a witch's cauldron of secret societies, occultism and debauchery. The upper class of England applauded the easy verses of Pope and the mannered wit of Fielding, then adjourned to revel in drunken lust at the Hellfire Clubs. In France, Madame de Montespan commissioned Black Masses with infant sacrifices to draw the King's love, then to kill him. Few remember that [[UsefulNotes/IsaacNewton the arch-scientist Newton]] spent more time studying alchemy than gravity. The Followers of Set flourished in "Enlightened" Europe.''

->''Lavish gatherings, grotesque displays of wealth, and absolute ruthlessness are what it takes to make it to the top of the Empire’s society. Turning a former friend or colleague into a social pariah in order to move up is acceptable and even expected. Rumors, scandals, and slander are the currencies of the upper echelons. The aristocrats love spectacular rises among their ranks but hunger even more for dramatic falls. Never trust an aristocrat. They got to where they are through their moral failings.''

->Hahahaha! I can never get enough of watching these stupid commoners! [[SayItWithHearts ♪]]

->''"First, nobles should have the behavior of a noble, and [[SmugSnake wear a sinister smile at all times!]] It should be more like... eyes that want to [[AnythingThatMoves rape every inch of my body!]] He doesn't get mad when his staff screws up? Is he an idiot? If a maid makes a mistake, he should use that excuse [[IHaveYouNowMyPretty to do anything he wants to her!]] That's the proper way for a noble! As a noble, he should have the guts to make all the maids pregnant! Simply put, the type I like is the total opposite of that man, who could do good things even when I'm not around. He shouldn't be too eye-catching, either [[FatBastard too fat]] or [[LeanAndMean too skinny]]...If he looks down on the hardship of life and just wants to [[IdleRich live his life easily]] like trash, that would be great. [[ConspicuousConsumption If he has debts,]] that’s even better! He also has to [[AGlassOfChianti drink all day]] and refuse to work, always grumbling that ‘[[NeverMyFault this is the fault of society]]’. He will then [[TantrumThrowing hit me with empty beer bottles]] and tell me: ‘Hey Darkness, [[MadeAslave use your slutty body to earn back some cash!]]’"''

->''Lavish gatherings, grotesque displays of wealth, and absolute ruthlessness are what it takes to make it to the top of the Empire’s society. Turning a former friend or colleague into a social pariah in order to move up is acceptable and even expected. Rumors, scandals, and slander are the currencies of the upper echelons. The aristocrats love spectacular rises among their ranks but hunger even more for dramatic falls. Never trust an aristocrat. They got to where they are through their moral failings.

!!Video Games

->''The killer has been fetishized, celebrated, glamourised and bigged up beyond belief. He has been transformed from a skulking trick into a top-hatted, cloaked, evening-dress-wearing toff with a sinister gladstone bag, riding around in a coach with a royal crest on the side. Gentleman Jack, [[WickedCultured the genteel and aristocratic killer.]] There's no doubt that part of this - alongside the various attempts to make him a royal, a freemason or a posh establishment figure covering up for Queen, Country and Lodge - is the submerged horror of a system in which the poor, especially poor women, were the playthings of the rich, material to be used when needed and then allowed to sink back into the slum.''

->''"First, nobles should have the behavior of a noble, and [[SmugSnake wear a sinister smile at all times!]] It should be more like... eyes that want to [[AnythingThatMoves rape every inch of my body!]] He doesn't get mad when his staff screws up? Is he an idiot? If a maid makes a mistake, he should use that excuse [[IHaveYouKnowMyPretty to do anything he wants to her!]] That's the proper way for a noble! As a noble, he should have the guts to make all the maids pregnant! Simply put, the type I like is the total opposite of that man, who could do good things even when I'm not around. He shouldn't be too eye-catching, either [[FatBastard too fat]] or [[LeanAndMean too skinny]]...If he looks down on the hardship of life and just wants to [[IdleRich live his life easily]] like trash, that would be great. [[ConspicuousConsumption If he has debts,]] that’s even better! He also has to [[AGlassOfChianti drink all day]] and refuse to work, always grumbling that ‘[[NeverMyFault this is the fault of society]]’. He will then [[TantrumThrowing hit me with empty beer bottles]] and tell me: ‘Hey Darkness, [[MadeAslave use your slutty body to earn back some cash!]]’"''

->''"First, nobles should have the behavior of a noble, and wear a sinister smile at all times! It should be more like... eyes that want to rape every inch of my body! He doesn't get mad when his staff screws up? Is he an idiot? If a maid makes a mistake, he should use that excuse to do anything he wants to her! That's the proper way for a noble! As a noble, he should have the guts to make all the maids pregnant! Simply put, the type I like is the total opposite of that man, who could do good things even when I'm not around. He shouldn't be too eye-catching, either too fat or too skinny. It would be best if he loves me with a weak will, lusting after girls that are a bit kind to him. A mandatory criteria will be having a lecherous look and is horny all year round. If he looks down on the hardship of life and just wants to live his life easily like trash, that would be great. If he has debts, that’s even better! He also has to drink all day and refuse to work, always grumbling that ‘[[NeverMyFault this is the fault of society]]’. He will then hit me with empty beer bottles and tell me: ‘Hey Darkness, use your slutty body to earn back some cash!’… Hmmm…!”''

-> He said, "This will be the procedure of the king who will reign over you: he will take your sons and place them for himself in his chariots and among his horsemen and they will run before his chariots. \\

Then you will cry out in that day because of your king whom you have chosen for yourselves, but the LORD will not answer you in that day."

-> God save and keep the Tsar -- [[BaitAndSwitchComment far away from me.]]

-> ''A king should be tried not for the crimes of his administration, but for that of having been king, for nothing in the world can legitimize this usurpation, and whatever illusion, whatever conventions royalty surrounds itself in, it is an eternal crime against which every man has the right to rise up and arm himself.''

->In "The Old Grey Church," we have the same sort of Evangelical travesty of the fashionable novel, and of course the vicious, intriguing baronet is not wanting.
-->-- '''Creator/GeorgeEliot''', ''Literature/SillyNovelsByLadyNovelists'''

->...as [[Creator/FScottFitzgerald Scott Fitzerald]] noted, the nobles are not like those would serve them from the heights. They are tough eggs who like a good time whether it is playing polo or murdering enemies of the state. They take nothing seriously except their pleasures and themselves. Their admirers never understand this.

->The killer has been fetishized, celebrated, glamourised and bigged up beyond belief. He has been transformed from a skulking trick into a top-hatted, cloaked, evening-dress-wearing toff with a sinister gladstone bag, riding around in a coach with a royal crest on the side. Gentleman Jack, [[WickedCultured the genteel and aristocratic killer]]. There's no doubt that part of this - alongside the various attempts to make him a royal, a freemason or a posh establishment figure covering up for Queen, Country and Lodge - is the submerged horror of a system in which the poor, especially poor women, were the playthings of the rich, material to be used when needed and then allowed to sink back into the slum.
-->-- '''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/blog/no-name/ Jack Graham]]''' on UsefulNotes/JackTheRipper

->20-year-old Conrad Hilton achieved the impossible. He has made his sister [[Creator/ParisHilton Parasite Hilton]] and his brother Barron Hilton look like reasonable and humble citizens of humanity who actually care about others. When someone achieves that, we as members of humanity should be able to band together and strap that asshole to a rocket headed to another planet. Actually, we wouldn’t want to do that, because then the aliens of that planet would declare war on us for sending them a Hilton.
-->-- '''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/02/03/conrad-hilton-arrested-for-allegedly-throwing-a-douche-fit-on-a-plane/ Michael K.]]''', "I Could Get You All Fired In 5 Minutes"

->"Which part am I angry about? All of it! First, nobles should have the behavior of a noble, and wear a sinister smile at all times! It should be more like... eyes that want to rape every inch of my body! He doesn't get mad when his staff screws up? Is he an idiot? If a maid makes a mistake, he should use that excuse to do anything he wants to her! That's the proper way for a noble! As a noble, he should have the guts to make all the maids pregnant! Simply put, the type I like is the total opposite of that man, who could do good things even when I'm not around. He shouldn't be too eye-catching, either too fat or too skinny. It would be best if he loves me with a weak will, lusting after girls that are a bit kind to him. A mandatory criteria will be having a lecherous look and is horny all year round. If he looks down on the hardship of life and just wants to live his life easily like trash, that would be great. If he has debts, that’s even better! He also has to drink all day and refuse to work, always grumbling that ‘[[NeverMyFault this is the fault of society]]’. He will then hit me with empty beer bottles and tell me: ‘Hey Darkness, use your slutty body to earn back some cash!’… Hmmm…!”
-->-- '''Darkness''', ''{{LightNovel/Konosuba}}'', complaining about [[AvertedTrope an aristocrat who]] ''[[AvertedTrope isn't]]'' [[AvertedTrope evil]].

-->-- Russian saying

-->-- '''[[{{LightNovel/Konosuba}} Darkness]]''', complaining about [[AvertedTrope an aristocrat who]] ''[[AvertedTrope isn't]]'' [[AvertedTrope evil]].

-->-- '''Literature/TheBible''', Samuel 8:11-18

--> '''Literature/TheBible''', Samuel 8:11-18

-->--'''Creator/GeorgeEliot''', ''Literature/SillyNovelsByLadyNovelists'''

-->--'''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/blog/no-name/ Jack Graham]]''' on UsefulNotes/JackTheRipper

-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/02/03/conrad-hilton-arrested-for-allegedly-throwing-a-douche-fit-on-a-plane/ Michael K.]]''', "I Could Get You All Fired In 5 Minutes"

-> God save and keep the Tsar - far away from me.

->20-year-old Conrad Hilton achieved the impossible. He has made his sister [[Creator/ParisHilton Parasite Hilton]] and his brother Barron Hilton look like reasonable and humble citizens of humanity who actually care about others. When someone achieves that, we as members of humanity should be able to band together and strap that asshole to a rocket headed to another planet. Actually, we wouldn’t want to do that, because then the aliens of that planet would declare war on us for sending them a Hilton...Conrad grabbed a flight attendant’s shirt and screamed, ''“I could get you all fired in 5 minutes. I know your boss! My father will pay this out. He has done it before. Dad paid $300k last time.”'' Children were apparently crying. People also smelled weed coming from the bathroom and blamed it on Conrad.\\\
When Conrad’s douche reign of terror finally ended and he fell asleep, they handcuffed him to his seat...Robert Shapiro (yes, that Robert Shapiro) is representing him. Shapiro argues that Conrad took a sleeping pill before the flight and it had “adverse effects” on him. Yeah, nice try, but Ambien and the good shit aren’t to blame. Conrad was just naturally born with the a-hole gene. [[InTheBlood He’s a Hilton.]] But seriously, I’m actually surprised that the flight attendants didn’t get on their knees and beg for their jobs, because nothing says big, bad powerful man like [[MilesGloriosus threatening to tell daddy.]]
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/02/03/conrad-hilton-arrested-for-allegedly-throwing-a-douche-fit-on-a-plane/ Michael K.]]'''

--> ''A king should be tried not for the crimes of his administration, but for that of having been king, for nothing in the world can legitimize this usurpation, and whatever illusion, whatever conventions royalty surrounds itself in, it is an eternal crime against which every man has the right to rise up and arm himself.''
-->-- '''Louis Antoine de Saint-Just''

-->--'''Creator/GeorgeEliot''', ''SillyNovelsByLadyNovelists'''

->...as [[FScottFitzgerald Scott Fitzerald]] noted, the nobles are not like those would serve them from the heights. They are tough eggs who like a good time whether it is playing polo or murdering enemies of the state. They take nothing seriously except their pleasures and themselves. Their admirers never understand this.

->''In "The Old Grey Church," we have the same sort of Evangelical travesty of the fashionable novel, and of course the vicious, intriguing baronet is not wanting.''
-->'''Creator/GeorgeEliot''', ''SillyNovelsByLadyNovelists'''

->''But as [[FScottFitzgerald Scott Fitzerald]] noted, the nobles are not like those would serve them from the heights. They are tough eggs who like a good time whether it is playing polo or murdering enemies of the state. They take nothing seriously except their pleasures and themselves. Their admirers never understand this.''
-->-- '''Creator/GoreVidal''', "The Art and Arts of E. Howard Hunt"

--> Russian saying

-> He said, “This will be the procedure of the king who will reign over you: he will take your sons and place them for himself in his chariots and among his horsemen and they will run before his chariots. \\

Then you will cry out in that day because of your king whom you have chosen for yourselves, but the LORD will not answer you in that day.

-->'''GeorgeEliot''', ''SillyNovelsByLadyNovelists'''

-> He said, “This will be the procedure of the king who will reign over you: he will take your sons and place them for himself in his chariots and among his horsemen and they will run before his chariots. \\

-> He said, “This will be the procedure of the king who will reign over you: he will take your sons and place them for himself in his chariots and among his horsemen and they will run before his chariots. \\

--> '''TheBible''', Samuel 8:11-18