History Quotes / AristocratsAreEvil

->''"First, nobles should have the behavior of a noble, and wear a sinister smile at all times! It should be more like... eyes that want to rape every inch of my body! He doesn't get mad when his staff screws up? Is he an idiot? If a maid makes a mistake, he should use that excuse [[IHaveYouNowMyPretty to do anything he wants to her!]] That's the proper way for a noble! As a noble, he should have the guts to make all the maids pregnant! Simply put, [[HasAType the type I like]] is the total opposite of that man, who could do good things even when I'm not around. He shouldn't be too eye-catching, either [[FatBastard too fat]] or [[LeanAndMean too skinny]]...If he looks down on the hardship of life and just wants to [[IdleRich live his life easily]] like trash, that would be great. [[ConspicuousConsumption If he has debts,]] that’s even better! He also has to [[AGlassOfChianti drink all day]] and refuse to work, always grumbling that ‘[[NeverMyFault this is the fault of society]]’. He will then [[TantrumThrowing hit me with empty beer bottles]] and tell me: ‘Hey Darkness, [[MadeASlave use your slutty body to earn back some cash!]]’ (ImmodestOrgasm while fondling herself)"''

->''"First, nobles should have the behavior of a noble, and wear a sinister smile at all times! It should be more like... eyes that want to rape every inch of my body! He doesn't get mad when his staff screws up? Is he an idiot? If a maid makes a mistake, he should use that excuse [[IHaveYouNowMyPretty to do anything he wants to her!]] That's the proper way for a noble! As a noble, he should have the guts to make all the maids pregnant! Simply put, [[HasAType the type I like]] is the total opposite of that man, who could do good things even when I'm not around. He shouldn't be too eye-catching, either [[FatBastard too fat]] or [[LeanAndMean too skinny]]...If he looks down on the hardship of life and just wants to [[IdleRich live his life easily]] like trash, that would be great. [[ConspicuousConsumption If he has debts,]] that’s even better! He also has to [[AGlassOfChianti drink all day]] and refuse to work, always grumbling that ‘[[NeverMyFault this is the fault of society]]’. He will then [[TantrumThrowing hit me with empty beer bottles]] and tell me: ‘Hey Darkness, [[MadeASlave use your slutty body to earn back some cash!]]’"''

->''"First, nobles should have the behavior of a noble, and wear a sinister smile at all times! It should be more like... eyes that want to rape every inch of my body! He doesn't get mad when his staff screws up? Is he an idiot? If a maid makes a mistake, he should use that excuse [[IHaveYouNowMyPretty to do anything he wants to her!]] That's the proper way for a noble! As a noble, he should have the guts to make all the maids pregnant! Simply put, the type I like is the total opposite of that man, who could do good things even when I'm not around. He shouldn't be too eye-catching, either [[FatBastard too fat]] or [[LeanAndMean too skinny]]...If he looks down on the hardship of life and just wants to [[IdleRich live his life easily]] like trash, that would be great. [[ConspicuousConsumption If he has debts,]] that’s even better! He also has to [[AGlassOfChianti drink all day]] and refuse to work, always grumbling that ‘[[NeverMyFault this is the fault of society]]’. He will then [[TantrumThrowing hit me with empty beer bottles]] and tell me: ‘Hey Darkness, [[MadeASlave use your slutty body to earn back some cash!]]’"''

->''20-year-old Conrad Hilton achieved the impossible. He has made his sister [[Creator/ParisHilton Parasite Hilton]] and his brother Barron Hilton look like reasonable and humble citizens of humanity who actually care about others. When someone achieves that, we as members of humanity should be able to band together and strap that asshole to a rocket headed to another planet. Actually, we wouldn’t want to do that, because then the aliens of that planet would declare war on us for sending them a Hilton.''
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/02/03/conrad-hilton-arrested-for-allegedly-throwing-a-douche-fit-on-a-plane/ Michael K.]]''', "I Could Get You All Fired In 5 Minutes"

-->--'''Darkness''', ''{{LightNovel/Konosuba}}''

->''"First, nobles should have the behavior of a noble, and wear a sinister smile at all times! It should be more like... eyes that want to rape every inch of my body! He doesn't get mad when his staff screws up? Is he an idiot? If a maid makes a mistake, he should use that excuse [[IHaveYouNowMyPretty to do anything he wants to her!]] That's the proper way for a noble! As a noble, he should have the guts to make all the maids pregnant! Simply put, the type I like is the total opposite of that man, who could do good things even when I'm not around. He shouldn't be too eye-catching, either [[FatBastard too fat]] or [[LeanAndMean too skinny]]...If he looks down on the hardship of life and just wants to [[IdleRich live his life easily]] like trash, that would be great. [[ConspicuousConsumption If he has debts,]] that’s even better! He also has to [[AGlassOfChianti drink all day]] and refuse to work, always grumbling that ‘[[NeverMyFault this is the fault of society]]’. He will then [[TantrumThrowing hit me with empty beer bottles]] and tell me: ‘Hey Darkness, [[MadeAslave use your slutty body to earn back some cash!]]’"''
-->-- '''Darkness''', ''{{LightNovel/Konosuba}}''

-->-- '''Literature/TheBible''', [[Literature/BooksOfSamuel 1 Samuel]] 8:11-18

-->-- Footnote #53 in ''Literature/AgathaHAndTheClockworkPrincess'' (a ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'' novel)

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-->-- '''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/blog/no-name/ Jack Graham]]''' on UsefulNotes/JackTheRipper

-->-- '''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/02/03/conrad-hilton-arrested-for-allegedly-throwing-a-douche-fit-on-a-plane/ Michael K.]]''', "I Could Get You All Fired In 5 Minutes"

-->-- Russian saying, made popular by ''Theatre/FiddlerOnTheRoof''

-->-- '''Louis Antoine de Saint-Just'''

->''...as [[Creator/FScottFitzgerald Scott Fitzerald]] noted, the nobles are not like those would serve them from the heights. They are tough eggs who like a good time whether it is playing polo or murdering enemies of the state. They take nothing seriously except their pleasures and themselves.''
-->-- '''Creator/GoreVidal''', "The Art and Arts of E. Howard Hunt"

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->Behind the palace-lined boulevards and [[Music/JohannSebastianBach Bach]] fugues, however, boiled a witch's cauldron of secret societies, occultism and debauchery. The upper class of England applauded the easy verses of Pope and the mannered wit of Fielding, then adjourned to revel in drunken lust at the Hellfire Clubs. In France, Madame de Montespan commissioned Black Masses with infant sacrifices to draw the King's love, then to kill him. Few remember that [[UsefulNotes/IsaacNewton the arch-scientist Newton]] spent more time studying alchemy than gravity. The Followers of Set flourished in "Enlightened" Europe.

->''The Fifty Families are a coalition of those families that used to rule Europa. Their ancestors were brigands and thugs who were so good at killing people that the remaining people started giving them things so they’d stop. This made them Royalty. These days their descendants never mention this, as it seems entirely too much like honest labor. While the Fifty Families can do nothing directly about Klaus, they still have enough influence that they can be an annoyance.''

->''We do not eat human. We eat peasants. We eat undesirables. We devour life undeserving of life. That is the nature of nobility. What else would be the point?''
-->-- '''SCP-3288-Alpha,''' ''Wiki/SCPFoundation''