History Quotes / AnnoyingVideoGameHelper

-->--'''[[WebVideo/JonTron Jon Jafari]]''', WebVideo/GameGrumps

-> ''"EMERGENCY, LEFT TURN, LEFT TURN. EMERGENCY, LEFT TURN, LEFT TURN. EMERGENCY, LEFT TURN, LEFT TURN. EMERGENCY, LEFT TURN, LEFT TURN. EMERGENCY, RIGHT TURN, RIGHT TURN. EMERGENCY, RIGHT TURN, RIGHT TURN. EMERGENCY, RIGHT TURN, RIGHT TURN."''

-> ''"She'd waste entire Health Sprays on me if I so much as stood on a thumbtack. I appreciate the sentiment, but you're not my fucking mum, woman! One time I was low on health - but not ''too'' low - and was about to use a Small Herb to keep myself going when I saw my partner coming towards me brandishing a valuable Large Herb, and when you're running away from your support character with more desperate terror than you feel for any of the actual monsters, something has definitely gone wrong somewhere."''
-->--'''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''', ''Videogame/ResidentEvil5''

->'''Navi''': "Hey! Listen!"\\
'''Link''': ''"SHUT THE FUCK UP, NAVI!"''

-> '''Roll''': MEGAMAN! THOSE PLATFORMS FALL WHEN YOU-
->'''Creator/{{Egoraptor}}''': HEY NO FUCKING SHIT! They're falling! They're fucking falling! I can see that! How many fu-[[{{Angrish}} UGH!]] I'm going crazy here!
->''(Roll starts sobbing)''
->'''Egoraptor''': ''(Sighs)'' I'm sorry I just...I don't feel sorry for you.

-> ''"Listen up, [[HelloInsertNameHere Player]]! Here's where I give you advice you didn't ask for!"''
--> -- '''Rotom Pokédex''', ''VideoGame/PokemonUltraSunAndUltraMoon''

-> ''"You again! And there's [[UnskippableCutscene that phone again]] too! [[BigWhy Why? Why?"]]''
--> -- '''Patrick/Starfish Man''', ''VideoGame/SpongeBobSquarePantsCreatureFromTheKrustyKrab''

-> ''"Graham, watch out! A [=POIsonous=] snake!"''
-->-- '''Cedric the owl''', ''VideoGame/KingsQuestVAbsenceMakesTheHeartGoYonder''

-> ''I dunno, [[VideoGame/SonicAdventure2 Omochao]] maybe wanted to tell me something there, like [[CaptainObvious "Kill all the enemies, and all the enemies will be dead!"]] Wow! Never would've thought of that!''
--> -- '''LetsPlay/{{raocow}}''', [[https://youtu.be/lQvc_VDIsDI AtS 346 - prison province]]

-> ''"Previously in the dungeon, we saw that there was an important treasure chest in the underworld. And then Fi appeared and told us that there was an important treasure chest in the underworld."''
-->-- '''Mark Brown''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ewa26q76fE Boss Keys]]'', on ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaSkywardSword''

'''Ganondorf''': You'd think that after a quarter-century of questing and some twelve reincarnations they'd give the kid an option to turn that off."

->''"That's because if Kuni gets the last hit, you don't get to perform a floral finisher. Kuni basically will killsteal. I know, it's annoying. But, like they say, partners are only there to killsteal from you. I don't know who says that, but I just did. So therefore, it is a thing. Now, make a Wiki/TVTropes page about it."''

->''"Why are tutorials built into games nowadays? Remember when I fucking put in VideoGame/SuperMarioWorld? It went 'Da-da-da-da Da-da-da-da DAA-da!', and I pushed '''START''', and I pushed '''A'', and I was PLAYING THE FUCKING GAME!! I didn't need [[VideoGame/NintendoLand Monita]] to be like 'You must push A to jump, and go left.' FUCK YOU!!! You stupid, fucking, whore, computer, BITCH!!! I KNOW HOW TO PLAY GAMES!!!"''

->''"Why are tutorials built into games nowadays? Remember when I f*cking put in VideoGame/SuperMarioWorld? It went 'Da-da-da-da Da-da-da-da DAA-da!', and I pushed '''START''', and I pushed '''A'', and I was PLAYING THE F*CKING GAME!! I didn't need [[VideoGame/NintendoLand Monita]] to be like 'You must push A to jump, and go left.' F*CK YOU!!! You stupid, f*cking, whore, computer, B*TCH!!! I KNOW HOW TO PLAY GAMES!!!''

'''Link''': ''SHUT THE FUCK UP, NAVI!''

-> ''"You again! And there's [[Main'UnskippableCutscene that phone again]] too! [[BigWhy Why? Why?"]]''

->"Why are tutorials built into games nowadays? Remember when I f*cking put in ''VideoGame/SuperMarioWorld''? It went 'Da-da-da-da Da-da-da-da DAA-da!', and I pushed ''START'', and I pushed ''A'', and I was PLAYING THE F*CKING GAME!! I didn't need [[VideoGame/NintendoLand Monita]] to be like 'You must push A to jump, and go left.' F*CK YOU!!! You stupid, f*cking, whore, computer, B*TCH!!! I KNOW HOW TO PLAY GAMES!!!''

->"That's because if Kuni gets the last hit, you don't get to perform a floral finisher. Kuni basically will killsteal. I know, it's annoying. But, like they say, partners are only there to killsteal from you. I don't know who says that, but I just did. So therefore, it is a thing. Now, make a Wiki/TVTropes page about it."

-> "She'd waste entire Health Sprays on me if I so much as stood on a thumbtack. I appreciate the sentiment, but you're not my fucking mum, woman! One time I was low on health - but not ''too'' low - and was about to use a Small Herb to keep myself going when I saw my partner coming towards me brandishing a valuable Large Herb, and when you're running away from your support character with more desperate terror than you feel for any of the actual monsters, something has definitely gone wrong somewhere."

-> "You again! And there's [[Main.UnskippableCutscene that phone again]] too! [[BigWhy Why? Why?"]]

-> "Graham, watch out! A [=POIsonous=] snake!"

-> "Previously in the dungeon, we saw that there was an important treasure chest in the underworld. And then Fi appeared and told us that there was an important treasure chest in the underworld."

--> -- '''LetsPlay/{{raocow}}''', [[https://youtu.be/lQvc_VDIsDI AtS 346 - prison province]]

-> ''Why are tutorials built into games nowadays? R-remember when I f*cking put in VideoGame/SuperMarioWorld?! It went "Da-da-da-da Da-da-da-da DAA-da!", and I pushed ''START'', and I pushed ''A'', and I was PLAYING THE F*CKING GAME!! I didn't need [[VideoGame/NintendoLand Monita]] to be like "You must push A to jump, and go left." F*CK YOU!!! You stupid, f*cking, whore, computer, B*TCH!!! I KNOW HOW TO PLAY GAMES!!!''

-> ''She'd waste entire health sprays on me if I so much as stood on a thumbtack. I appreciate the sentiment, but you're not my fucking mum, woman! One time I was low on health - but not too low - and was about to use a small herb to keep myself going when I saw my partner coming towards me brandishing a valuable large herb. And when you're running away from your support character with more desperate terror than you feel for any of the actual monsters, something has definitely gone wrong somewhere!''

-->-- '''Cedric the owl''', ''VideoGame/KingsQuestVAbsenceMakesTheHeartGoYonder''

-->-- '''WebSeries/ThereWillBeBrawl'''

-> "Graham, watch out! A POIsonous snake!"

--> -- '''Patrick/Starfish Man''', ''VideoGame/SpongeBobSquarePantsCreatureFromTheKrustyKrab''

--> -- '''Rotom Pokédex''', ''VideoGame/PokemonUltraSunAndUltraMoon''

--> --''Top Landing'' typical run

-->-- '''WebVideo/{{Sequelitis}}'''

-->-- '''WebSeries/ThereWillBeBrawl'''

->'''Link''': ''SHUT THE FUCK UP, NAVI!''

-->-- '''Webcomic/ManlyGuysDoingManlyThings''', [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/maybe-fi-is-short-for-f1 on]] ''[[Videogame/TheLegendOfZeldaSkywardSword Fi]]''