History Quotes / ActuallyPrettyFunny

-->-- ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure'' 1993 OVA

->'''Pearl:''' You should feel at home here, Marina. You're used to skating by on your looks.

-->--'''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2015/01/it-was-on-planet-skaro-doctors.html El Sandifer]]'''

->King Dedede may be a despicable dictator, but you got to admit he's got some funny shtick.

->'''Gabe:''' ''{{Literature/Dune}}?'' It sounds '''dry'''.
->'''Tycho:''' I'm trying not to be amused by that.

->'''Hol Horse:''' The gun is mightier than the sword, my friend.
->'''Polnareff:''' Just what the hell are you trying to get at, anyway?
->'''Hol Horse:''' See, my stand is the gun, so your sword can't beat my gun.
->'''Polnareff:''' What's that? I can beat your bum? Oh, you're into ''that'' stuff!
->''Polnareff starts laughing, and Hol Horse joins in shortly. After some fifteen seconds of laughter-''
->'''Hol Horse:''' [[MoodWhiplash I'll]] [[PrecisionFStrike fuckin']] [[MoodWhiplash kill you!]]

->''([[CurbStompBattle Cell gets the shit kicked out of him by Vegeta]])''
->'''[[ItMakesSenseInContext Cell's Ass:]]''' Oh, this is an unfortunate turn of events.
->'''Vegeta:''' Did you just... talk out your ass?
->'''Cell:''' Well... to be fair, Vegeta, [[MixAndMatchCritters you are part of my DNA.]]
->'''Vegeta:''' Ooh, that is the closest thing you've done to damage since I've gotten here.

-->--'''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2015/01/it-was-on-planet-skaro-doctors.html Phil Sandifer]]'''

->There was only one joke that I laughed at, at the end when [[AvengersAssemble all the Paul Blart Mall Cops show up]] to fight the bad guy, and there's like a...Indian stereotype, uh, [[LowerClassLout who is stupid and falls asleep]], and is Indian so 'ha ha'? And he shows up, it looks like he has a cape. Like he's gonna be a superhero. And he says, "I just came from a haircut."
-->-- ''WebVideo/HalfInTheBag''

->''This film is supposed to be an action comedy, but you won’t find many laughs here. The only funny aspects of the film were probably ''[Ryan]'' Reynolds and ''[Jeff]'' Bridges’ [[LieToTheBeholder alter egos]]. There are a few moments where we see Bridges doing something, followed by someone else’s view of Marisa Miller doing the same thing (with Roy’s gun apparently being seen as [[ThisBananaIsArmed a hair dryer]], too), which is occasionally amusing. Also, it turns out the (unguarded) portal from the afterlife to the living world is the bathroom [[HiddenInPlainSight in a VCR repair shop]], with the joke being that no one has stepped into a VCR repair shop in decades.''
-->-- ''Website/TheAgonyBooth'' [[http://www.agonybooth.com/movies/RIPD_2013.aspx on]] ''{{Film/RIPD}}''

->''Did I mention this film is chockful o’ comedy? Well, that’s probably because it isn’t. Still, I do have to admit that I did laugh while watching it. Twice, in fact. Once because the girls’ cell phone carrier is apparently “[[BlandNameProduct Whorizon]]”, and once because Anna stuck a dildo in her ear.\\\
Confusing a dildo for a Q-Tip? That’s always good for a belly laugh. Seriously -- try it at Thanksgiving dinner at Grandma’s, and let us know how it goes.''
-->-- ''Website/{{WrestleCrap}}'', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/classic-induction-illegal-aliens-chyna-vs-anna-nicole-smith-we-are-so-there/ " Illegal Aliens – Chyna vs. Anna Nicole Smith? We are SO There"]]

-->--Chris Sims and David Uzumeri [[http://comicsalliance.com/catwoman-movie-review-2/ on]] ''{{Film/Catwoman}}''

-->--''WebVideo/HalfInTheBag''

->This film is supposed to be an action comedy, but you won’t find many laughs here. The only funny aspects of the film were probably ''[Ryan]'' Reynolds and ''[Jeff]'' Bridges’ [[LieToTheBeholder alter egos]]. There are a few moments where we see Bridges doing something, followed by someone else’s view of Marisa Miller doing the same thing (with Roy’s gun apparently being seen as [[ThisBananaIsArmed a hair dryer]], too), which is occasionally amusing. Also, it turns out the (unguarded) portal from the afterlife to the living world is the bathroom [[HiddenInPlainSight in a VCR repair shop]], with the joke being that no one has stepped into a VCR repair shop in decades.
-->--'''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''' [[http://www.agonybooth.com/movies/RIPD_2013.aspx on]] ''{{Film/RIPD}}''

->Did I mention this film is chockful o’ comedy? Well, that’s probably because it isn’t. Still, I do have to admit that I did laugh while watching it. Twice, in fact. Once because the girls’ cell phone carrier is apparently “[[BlandNameProduct Whorizon]]”, and once because Anna stuck a dildo in her ear.\\\
Confusing a dildo for a Q-Tip? That’s always good for a belly laugh. Seriously -- try it at Thanksgiving dinner at Grandma’s, and let us know how it goes.
-->--'''''Website/{{WrestleCrap}}''''', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/classic-induction-illegal-aliens-chyna-vs-anna-nicole-smith-we-are-so-there/ " Illegal Aliens – Chyna vs. Anna Nicole Smith? We are SO There"]]

-->--'''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}'''

'''Papyrus:''' SANS!!! \\

->'''Sans:''' hey, take it easy. [[DemBones i've]] gotten a '''ton''' of work today. a [[IncrediblyLamePun skele]]-'''ton'''. \\

->There was only one joke that I laughed at, at the end when [[AvengersAssemble all the Paul Blart Mall Cops show up]] to fight the bad guy, and there's like a...Indian stereotype, uh, [[LowestClassLout who is stupid and falls asleep]], and is Indian so 'ha ha'? And he shows up, it looks like he has a cape. Like he's gonna be a superhero. And he says, "I just came from a haircut."

->'''Batman''': Do you want to know something funny? Even after everything you've done... [[SaveTheVillain I would have saved you]].
->'''Joker''': (''laughing'') [[FamousLastWords That actually is... pretty funny!]]

->''"Wesley throws a snowball off of the holodeck which smacks into and soaks Picard’s uniform and he ''still'' [[CantGetInTroubleForNuthin doesn’t punish him]]. Wil Wheaton rather brilliantly suggests on his review site that this is a believable exchange between Wesley and the Captain whilst the rest of the episode is an embarrassing farce. Bless him."''

-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/catwoman-movie-review-2/ on]] ''{{Film/Catwoman}}''

->''"This film is supposed to be an action comedy, but you won’t find many laughs here. The only funny aspects of the film were probably ''[Ryan]'' Reynolds and ''[Jeff]'' Bridges’ [[LieToTheBeholder alter egos]]. There are a few moments where we see Bridges doing something, followed by someone else’s view of Marisa Miller doing the same thing (with Roy’s gun apparently being seen as [[ThisBananaIsArmed a hair dryer]], too), which is occasionally amusing. Also, it turns out the (unguarded) portal from the afterlife to the living world is the bathroom [[HiddenInPlainSight in a VCR repair shop]], with the joke being that no one has stepped into a VCR repair shop in decades."''

->'''Batman''': Do you want to know something funny? Even after everything you've done... [[SaveTheVillain I would have saved you]].
->'''Joker''': (''laughing'') [[FamousLastWords That actually is... pretty funny!]]
-->--''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamCity''

->'''David:''' After getting yelled at for losing the last night’s design, she apologizes and is rebuffed. She then presents the “[[UnusualEuphemism remix]]” of the apology,saying she’s sorry for for [[TakeThisJobAndShoveIt every second she ever spent at that office.]]\\

->'''David:''' After getting yelled at for losing the last night’s design, she apologizes and is rebuffed. She then presents the “[[UnusualEuphemism remix]]” of the apology,saying she’s sorry for for [[TakeThisJobAndShotIt every second she ever spent at that office.]]\\

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->'''Joker''': "See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moon light... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn't dare make the leap. Y'see... Y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea... He says 'Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!' B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... He says 'Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!'"
-->--''ComicBook/TheKillingJoke''

-->--''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamCity''

->'''Joker''': "See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moon light... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn't dare make the leap. Y'see... Y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea... He says 'Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!' B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... He says 'Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!'"

-->'''Joker''': "See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moon light... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn't dare make the leap. Y'see... Y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea... He says 'Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!' B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... He says 'Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!'"

-->"See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moon light... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn't dare make the leap. Y'see... Y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea... He says 'Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!' B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... He says 'Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!'"