History Quotes / ALongTimeAgoInAGalaxyFarFarAway

-->--[[Franchise/StarWars The same trailer]], getting a bit confused.

-->--VideoGame/RatchetAndClankFutureACrackInTime

--> '''[[LemonyNarrator Qwark:]]''' Space. It’s huge. So huge, in fact, that if you lost your car keys in it, they would be almost impossible to find. Luckily for Ratchet, Captain Copernicus L. Qwark was on the case. His mission: Rescue the Lombax’s one and only friend. Yep. Without Clank, Ratchet was alone in the universe. Alone, alone, alone!
--> '''Ratchet:''' ''(annoyed)'' You realize this ship has an ejector seat, right?
-->-- VideoGame/RatchetAndClankFutureACrackInTime

-->--''[[VideoGame/LastDuelInterPlanetWar2012 VideoGame/LastDuelInterPlanetWar2012]]'' Flyer

->''"''Franchise/StarWars'' takes place "a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away," if you are slow and didn't quite get that the first time I mentioned it. Yes, Creator/GeorgeLucas was such a mastermind, he didn't have to set his story in the future, which is clearly a Sci-Fi cliché.\
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Instead, ''Star Wars'' takes place in the past, completely ignoring every law of science and common sense about technology there is to ignore. The movie also takes place in an alternate galaxy, because it seems like it should. Really, look at the Milky Way. BORING! Unless you throw in an extra dimension or two, you just can't make our humble galaxy interesting."''
-->--[[http://uncyclopedia.ca/wiki/Main_Page Uncyclopedia]]

->''"No tales of the past can compare to this romance of the future"''
-->--[[Franchise/StarWars The same trailer]], getting a bit confused.

->''"A long time ago, In a Janitor's closet far far away."''
-->--''VideoGame/SpaceQuest'' Slogan

-->--[[http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page Uncyclopedia]]

-->--''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', Blue Harvest

-->--From the intro of Creator/MattStover's novelization of ''Film/RevengeOfTheSith''

->''"''StarWars'' takes place "a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away," if you are slow and didn't quite get that the first time I mentioned it. Yes, GeorgeLucas was such a mastermind, he didn't have to set his story in the future, which is clearly a Sci-Fi cliché.\

Instead, Star Wars takes place in the past, completely ignoring every law of science and common sense about technology there is to ignore. The movie also takes place in an alternate galaxy, because it seems like it should. Really, look at the Milky Way. BORING! Unless you throw in an extra dimension or two, you just can't make our humble galaxy interesting."''

-->--[[StarWars The same trailer]], getting a bit confused.

-->--''[[{{Spacequest}} Space quest]]'' Slogan

-->--''FamilyGuy'', Blue Harvest

->"''This story happened a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. It is already over. Nothing can be done to change it. It is a story of love and loss, brotherhood and betrayal, courage and sacrifice and the death of dreams. It is a story of the blurred line between our best and our worst. It is the story of the end of an age. A strange thing about stories- Though this all happened so long ago and so far away that words cannot describe the time or the distance, it is also happening right now. Right here. It is happening as you read these words. This is how twenty-five millennia come to a close."''
-->--From the intro of MattStover's novelization of ''Film/RevengeOfTheSith''

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->''"Star Wars takes place "a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away," if you are slow and didn't quite get that the first time I mentioned it. Yes, George Lucas was such a mastermind, he didn't have to set his story in the future, which is clearly a Sci-Fi cliché.\

-->-- [[http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page Uncyclopedia]]

-->-- [[StarWars The same trailer]], getting a bit confused.

-->-- ''[[{{Spacequest}} Space quest]]'' Slogan

-->''A long time ago, but somehow in the future...''
--->--"FamilyGuy" Blue Harvest

->''"Somewhere in space, this may all be happening right now."''
-->-- Original ''StarWars'' trailer

-->-- The same trailer, getting a bit confused.

-->''A long time ago, In a Janitor's closet far far away.''
-->-- [[{{Spacequest}} Space quest]] Slogan

-->Star Wars takes place "a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away," if you are slow and didn't quite get that the first time I mentioned it. Yes, George Lucas was such a mastermind, he didn't have to set his story in the future, which is clearly a Sci-Fi cliché.\

Instead, Star Wars takes place in the past, completely ignoring every law of science and common sense about technology there is to ignore. The movie also takes place in an alternate galaxy, because it seems like it should. Really, look at the Milky Way. BORING! Unless you throw in an extra dimension or two, you just can't make our humble galaxy interesting.
--->-- [[http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page Uncyclopedia]]

-->''Somewhere in space, this may all be happening right now.''
--->-- Original ''StarWars'' trailer

-->''No tales of the past can compare to this romance of the future''
--->-- The same trailer, getting a bit confused.