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* ClownSpecies: Given the clown baby and fetus seen in "The Abortion Song", Ronald [=McDonald=] seems to belong to one.
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* GoodGirlsAvoidAbortion: "The Abortion Song" is about a man trying to make his girlfriend miscarry because she won't have an abortion.
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* MyNewGiftIsLame: According to "Jesus (Baby With A Beard)" if Jesus were born today he'd think gold, frankincense and myrrh were "a bag of wank" and would want an [=iPhone=] 4s, a 3D TV and ''VideoGame/CallOfDutyModernWarfare3''.
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* DudeLooksLikeALady: "Paperboy" is about Kunt kidnapping and raping a paperboy because he looks like a girl Kunt liked at school.
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* {{Ephebophile}}: Kunt himself in "Paperboy".
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* WildTeenParty: "Paul Stephenson's Party" is about a teenage Kunt going to his friend's house party which gets trashed.
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* DoubleStandardRapeDivineOnMortal: Kunt points out at the end of ''Jesus (Baby With A Beard)" that if he had unconsensual sex with a woman, his baby wouldn't be considered the Messiah.
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* MonsterClown: "The Abortion Song" is about Kunt thinking of ways to make his girlfriend have a miscarriage. He spends the video dressed as Ronald [=McDonald=].
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* MyGirlIsASlut:
** In "Santa's Sack", Kunt's grandfather sits in the corner masturbating while watching his wife have sex with SantaClaus.
** In "Jesus (Baby With A Beard)" Joseph is frustrated that Mary won't sleep with him but tells God to give her one from him.
** In "Santa's Sack", Kunt's grandfather sits in the corner masturbating while watching his wife have sex with SantaClaus.
** In "Jesus (Baby With A Beard)" Joseph is frustrated that Mary won't sleep with him but tells God to give her one from him.
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* AntiChristmasSong: Has an entire album of them called ''Kiss You Under the Cameltoe (The Christmas Singles)''.
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* ADateWithRosiePalms: Kunt seems ''obsessed'' with masturbation, to the point of doing so compulsively, including over a pornographic Polaroid of an ex-girlfriend who died (which is [[RefugeInAudacity actually the subject of a song]]), while watching the quiz show Countdown, in the woods and while crying over the death of Princess Diana.
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* ArchEnemy: As of December 2021, the charity singer/[=YouTuber=] [[CharityMotivationSong LadBaby]], for a variety of reasons, mostly related to the run for [[UsefulNotes/AVeryBritishChristmas Christmas No. 1]] that year and Kunt's belief that these charity songs are really cynical grab for fame on LadBaby's part.
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* ArchEnemy: As of December 2021, the charity singer/[=YouTuber=] [[CharityMotivationSong LadBaby]], for a variety of reasons, mostly related to the run for [[UsefulNotes/AVeryBritishChristmas Christmas No. 1]] that year and Kunt's belief that these charity songs are really cynical grab for fame on LadBaby's [=LadBaby=]'s part.
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* BadSanta: According to "Santa's Sack" Kuntbas a child came downstairs on Christmas Eve as to find Santa having sex with his grandmother.
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* BadSanta: According to "Santa's Sack" Kuntbas Kunt as a child came downstairs on Christmas Eve as to find Santa having sex with his grandmother.
* ADateWithRosiePalms: Kunt seems ''obsessed'' with masturbation, to the point of doing so compulsively, including over a pornographic Polaroid of an ex-girlfriend who died (which is [[RefugeInAudacity actually the subject of a song]]), while watching the quiz show Countdown, in the woods and while crying over the death of Princess Diana.
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* XtremelyKoolLatterz: Their name is CountryMatters with a K as a no do ''Music/KoolAbdTheGang''.
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* XtremelyKoolLatterz: XtremelyKoolLetterz: Their name is CountryMatters with a K as a no do ''Music/KoolAbdTheGang''.''Music/KoolAndTheGang''.
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* BadSanta: According to "Santa's Sack" Kuntbas a child came downstairs on Christmas Eve as to find Santa having sex with his grandmother.
* BeardedBaby: Has a song called "Jesus (Baby With A Beard)".
* BlamingTheVictim: "Creator/JimmySavile And The Sexy Kids" has the former's ghost asking Kunt to write a song it's not his fault he's a pedophile, but the children's for being attractive.
* BeardedBaby: Has a song called "Jesus (Baby With A Beard)".
* BlamingTheVictim: "Creator/JimmySavile And The Sexy Kids" has the former's ghost asking Kunt to write a song it's not his fault he's a pedophile, but the children's for being attractive.
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* EarthIsYoung: Dinosaurs ruled the land two thousand years ago according to "Jesus (Baby With A Beard)".
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* XtremelyKoolLatterz: Their name is CountryMatters with a K as a no do ''Music/KoolAbdTheGang''.
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* ArchEnemy: As of December 2021, the charity singer/YouTuber [[CharityMotivationSong LadBaby]], for a variety of reasons, mostly related to the run for [[UsefulNotes/AVeryBritishChristmas Christmas No. 1]] that year and Kunt's belief that these charity songs are really cynical grab for fame on LadBaby's part.
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* ArchEnemy: As of December 2021, the charity singer/YouTuber singer/[=YouTuber=] [[CharityMotivationSong LadBaby]], for a variety of reasons, mostly related to the run for [[UsefulNotes/AVeryBritishChristmas Christmas No. 1]] that year and Kunt's belief that these charity songs are really cynical grab for fame on LadBaby's part.
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** Related to "Boris Johnson Is A Fucking Cunt", Kunt has made it abundantly clear via virtually every form of media how poorly he thinks of "charity singer" Music/LadBaby, not least since the latter directly took pops at him in interviews.
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In 2020, Kunt released (with his new ''actual'' band, The Kunts) a PunkRock album, "Kunts Punk In Your Face". Their song "Boris Johnson Is A Fucking Cunt" reached No. 5 in the charts in Christmas 2020.
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In 2020, Kunt released (with his new ''actual'' band, The Kunts) a PunkRock album, "Kunts Punk In Your Face". Their song "Boris Johnson Is A Fucking Cunt" reached No. 5 in the charts in Christmas 2020.
2020; the follow up for 2021, "Boris Johnson Is Still A Fucking Cunt" also reached No. 5 in the Christmas charts.
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* CountryMatters / ClusterFBomb: You don't say.
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* CountryMatters / ClusterFBomb: You don't say.Kunt's songs summon up this trope to its fullest.
* CountryMatters: '''Come on, do we really need to say anything?'''
* CountryMatters: '''Come on, do we really need to say anything?'''
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In 2020, Kunt released (with his new ''actual'' band, The Kunts) a PunkRock album, "Kunts Punk In Your Face".
Face". Their song "Boris Johnson Is A Fucking Cunt" reached No. 5 in the charts in Christmas 2020.
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* GettingCrapPastTheRadar: "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_AVth-nU74 I'm Gonna Think Of You]]" starts off as a sad song mourning his ex-partner. And then he mispronounces the chorus in a very, very "unfortunate" way. In general, he has to do this because Website/YouTube are none too keen on his videos staying up for more than a bit as people keep reporting them
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%% * GettingCrapPastTheRadar: "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_AVth-nU74 I'm Gonna Think Of You]]" starts off as a sad song mourning his ex-partner. And then he mispronounces the chorus in a very, very "unfortunate" way. In general, he has GettingCrapPastThe Radar: Due to do overwhelming and persistent misuse, GCPTR is on-page examples only until 01 June 2021. If you are reading this because Website/YouTube are none too keen on his videos staying up for more than a bit as people keep reporting themin the future, please check the trope page to make sure your example fits the current definition.
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* TruckDriversGearChange: "Boris Johnson Is A Fucking Cunt". Repeatedly.
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* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: "You're A Pervert", [[CaptainObvious which is about the ways an unnamed person is a pervert]], asserts one of them is inviting in Jehovah's Witnesses when they call at your house.
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* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: "You're A Pervert", [[CaptainObvious which is about the ways an unnamed person is a pervert]], pervert, asserts one of them is inviting in Jehovah's Witnesses when they call at your house.
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* GettingCrapPastTheRadar: "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_AVth-nU74 I'm Gonna Think Of You]]" starts off as a sad song mourning his ex-partner. And then he mispronounces the chorus in a very, very "unfortunate" way. In general, he has to do this because YouTube Website/YouTube are none too keen on his videos staying up for more than a bit as people keep reporting them
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Kunt released an autobiography, "i, Kunt: How I became, and remained, a minor Internet hit singer" in December 2018 after a successful campaign on Kickstarter.
** In his autobiography he mentions that ''Blue ROFL'' was written around a time of enormous tragedy around him (including multiple family deaths and brushes of both friends and family with disease and cancer) and that this informed both the album and his decision to retire.
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* GettingCrapPastTheRadar: "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_AVth-nU74 I'm Gonna Think Of You]]" starts off as a sad song mourning his ex-partner. And then he mispronounces the chorus in a very, very "unfortunate" way. In general, he has to do this because YouTube are none too keen on his videos staying up for more than a bit as people keep reporting them.them
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* InsistentTerminology: Kunt insists that he be called a "minor Internet hit singer", which is if nothing else an entirely accurate title (he got to number 66 in the charts with "Use My Arse As A Cunt", which is certainly a qualifier as a "minor hit".)
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Kunt And The Gang is a British comedy "band" (really one man and an array of synths) whose work is primarily upbeat, catchy cheesy pop songs... about masturbation, bestiality, sex, pubic hair and virtually every other puerile subject one could care to think of. With song titles such as "I'm Gonna Lick You Out", "The Bloke Up The Garage Fucked A Sheep" and "My Mum Found My Wank Mags", the tone of Kunt's work should be stunningly obvious to virtually anyone with a brain stem.
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Kunt And The and the Gang is are a British comedy "band" (really one man and an array of synths) whose work is primarily upbeat, catchy cheesy pop songs... about masturbation, bestiality, sex, pubic hair and virtually every other puerile subject one could care to think of. With song titles such as "I'm Gonna Lick You Out", "The Bloke Up The the Garage Fucked A Sheep" a Sheep", and "My Mum Found My Wank Mags", the tone of Kunt's work should be stunningly obvious to virtually anyone with a brain stem.stem.
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* DarkerAndEdgier: ''Blue ROFL'', Kunt's final album, is a fair bit darker than his previous work, to the point of being even outright misanthropic at points. "It's Just A Butterfly" completely and directly dismisses the idea of an afterlife or of anything meaningful after one's death, while "You're Going To Die" is exactly as bleak as it sounds, being a blunt statement that when you do die (which you will) there'll be nothing except "blackness and nothing" and that you'll "fade out of people's memories/quite shortly after you die".
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** Several lines in the AmyWinehouse "tribute" "Amy (It's A Terrible Shamey)" make light of the fact that one of the few truly popular things she did was a reworking of "Valerie", a song by The Zutons. Which normally wouldn't be too bad, but Kunt's repetition of the point to the exclusion of virtually anything else seems intended to highlight the idea that one of the only noteworthy things she ever did was a reworking of someone else's song. That and the probably sarcastic assertion that her songs were "not at all samey".
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** Several lines in the AmyWinehouse Music/AmyWinehouse "tribute" "Amy (It's A Terrible Shamey)" make light of the fact that one of the few truly popular things she did was a reworking of "Valerie", a song by The Zutons. Which normally wouldn't be too bad, but Kunt's repetition of the point to the exclusion of virtually anything else seems intended to highlight the idea that one of the only noteworthy things she ever did was a reworking of someone else's song. That and the probably sarcastic assertion that her songs were "not at all samey".samey."
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* CrossingTheLineTwice: Even for a singer whose professed stock in trade is deliberately being offensive and puerile, "Paperboy" (from the "Kunt'll Fix It" album) is simply ''incredibly'' offensive and brutal beyond virtually anything else he's released, to the point he claims to have actually been physically attacked more than once when performing it live. [[spoiler:It's a song sung in the first person about abducting and [[BlackComedyRape repeatedly sexually assaulting]] the titular paperboy because he looks like a girl he was attracted to at school.]]
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** "Paperboy" receives this reaction from some people - Kunt has been physically assaulted at least once while performing it because it's ''just that sick''.
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* DudeNotFunny: Some people were ''not'' happy when he released a song shortly after the death of MichaelJackson, which treated the subject concerned with the respect and dignity obviously expected of a band named after the word "cunt".
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* DudeNotFunny: Some people were ''not'' happy when he released a song shortly after the death of MichaelJackson, Music/MichaelJackson, which treated the subject concerned with the respect and dignity obviously expected of a band named after the word "cunt".
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* TakeThat: The HiddenTrack on some CD pressings of "I Have Another Wank And I Have Another Cry" is a stunningly abusive song apparently directed at someone called Mel who used to do the band's press, who according to the song is very fat and ugly (amongst many, many other things). "Mel, she looks like a barrel" is one of the few printable lines.
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* TakeThat: The HiddenTrack on some CD pressings of "I Have Another Wank And I Have Another Cry" is a stunningly abusive song apparently directed at someone called Mel who used to do the band's press, who according to the song is very fat and ugly (amongst many, many other things). "Mel, she looks like a barrel" is one of the few printable lines.lines.
** Several lines in the AmyWinehouse "tribute" "Amy (It's A Terrible Shamey)" make light of the fact that one of the few truly popular things she did was a reworking of "Valerie", a song by The Zutons. Which normally wouldn't be too bad, but Kunt's repetition of the point to the exclusion of virtually anything else seems intended to highlight the idea that one of the only noteworthy things she ever did was a reworking of someone else's song. That and the probably sarcastic assertion that her songs were "not at all samey".
** Several lines in the AmyWinehouse "tribute" "Amy (It's A Terrible Shamey)" make light of the fact that one of the few truly popular things she did was a reworking of "Valerie", a song by The Zutons. Which normally wouldn't be too bad, but Kunt's repetition of the point to the exclusion of virtually anything else seems intended to highlight the idea that one of the only noteworthy things she ever did was a reworking of someone else's song. That and the probably sarcastic assertion that her songs were "not at all samey".
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* ADateWithRosiePalms: Kunt seems ''obsessed'' with masturbation, to the point of doing so compulsively, including over a pornographic Polaroid of an ex-girlfriend who died (which is [[RefugeInAudacity actually the subject of a song]], while watching the quiz show Countdown, in the woods and while crying over the death of Princess Diana.
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* ADateWithRosiePalms: Kunt seems ''obsessed'' with masturbation, to the point of doing so compulsively, including over a pornographic Polaroid of an ex-girlfriend who died (which is [[RefugeInAudacity actually the subject of a song]], song]]), while watching the quiz show Countdown, in the woods and while crying over the death of Princess Diana.
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* StealthParody: "I Was Pissed Out Of My Head" sounds like it's Kunt defending his actions (beating someone senseless and murdering a prostitute) on the nebulous basis that he was drunk, but it could be argued that it's actually making fun of people who do depraved things and use drunkenness as an excuse. Although it's entirely possible that, this being Kunt And The Gang, that's reading far too much into it.
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* TakeThat: The HiddenTrack on some CD pressings of "I Have Another Wank And I Have Another Cry" is a stunningly abusive song apparently directed at someone called Mel who used to do the band's press. "Mel, she looks like a barrel" is one of the few printable lines.
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* TakeThat: The HiddenTrack on some CD pressings of "I Have Another Wank And I Have Another Cry" is a stunningly abusive song apparently directed at someone called Mel who used to do the band's press.press, who according to the song is very fat and ugly (amongst many, many other things). "Mel, she looks like a barrel" is one of the few printable lines.
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* AlbumTitleDrop: "I Have A Little Wank And I Have A Little Cry" is a line from the song "Wanking Over A Pornographic Polaroid Of An Ex-Girlfriend Who Died", whereas "One Last Wank and One Last Cry" is the closing track from the album of the same name.
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* CountryMatters: AuthorAppeal: Kunt generally writes simple ditties about things he likes or dislikes. Which, generally speaking, translates as sex, masturbation and Carol Vorderman.
* CountryMatters / ClusterFBomb: You don't say.
* CountryMatters / ClusterFBomb: You don't say.
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* GettingCrapPastTheRadar: "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_AVth-nU74 I'm Gonna Think Of You]]" starts off as a sad song mourning his ex-partner. And then he mispronounces the chorus in a very, very "unfortunate" way. In general, he has to do this because YouTube are none too keen on his videos staying up for more than a bit as people keep reporting them.
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* ADateWithRosiePalms: Kunt seems *obsessed* with masturbation, to the point of doing so compulsively, including over a pornographic Polaroid of an ex-girlfriend who died (which is [[RefugeInAudacity actually the subject of a song]], while watching the quiz show Countdown, in the woods and while crying over the death of Princess Diana.
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* ADateWithRosiePalms: Kunt seems *obsessed* ''obsessed'' with masturbation, to the point of doing so compulsively, including over a pornographic Polaroid of an ex-girlfriend who died (which is [[RefugeInAudacity actually the subject of a song]], while watching the quiz show Countdown, in the woods and while crying over the death of Princess Diana.
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* DudeNotFunny: Some people were *not* happy when he released a song shortly after the death of MichaelJackson, which treated the subject concerned with the respect and dignity obviously expected of a band named after the word "cunt".
* FakeBand: It's just one guy and some synths, and occasionally a puppet named Little Kunt who "sings" on some of the songs (really just Kunt pitched up a bit)
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* DudeNotFunny: Some people were *not* ''not'' happy when he released a song shortly after the death of MichaelJackson, which treated the subject concerned with the respect and dignity obviously expected of a band named after the word "cunt".
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* FakeBand: It's just one guy and some synths, and occasionally a puppet named Little Kunt who "sings" on some of the songs (really just Kunt pitched up a
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Kunt And The Gang is a British comedy "band" (really one man and an array of synths) whose work is primarily upbeat, catchy cheesy pop songs... about masturbation, bestiality, sex, pubic hair and virtually every other puerile subject one could care to think of. With song titles such as "I'm Gonna Lick You Out", "The Bloke Up The Garage Fucked A Sheep" and "My Mum Found My Wank Mags", the tone of Kunt's work should be stunningly obvious to virtually anyone with a brain stem.
!!KuntAndTheGang provide examples of:
* ADateWithRosiePalms: Kunt seems *obsessed* with masturbation, to the point of doing so compulsively, including over a pornographic Polaroid of an ex-girlfriend who died (which is [[RefugeInAudacity actually the subject of a song]], while watching the quiz show Countdown, in the woods and while crying over the death of Princess Diana.
* AbhorrentAdmirer: Kunt, to too many people to name. He describes Carol Vorderman as the love of his life though.
* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: "You're A Pervert", [[CaptainObvious which is about the ways an unnamed person is a pervert]], asserts one of them is inviting in Jehovah's Witnesses when they call at your house.
* CountryMatters: You don't say.
* DudeNotFunny: Some people were *not* happy when he released a song shortly after the death of MichaelJackson, which treated the subject concerned with the respect and dignity obviously expected of a band named after the word "cunt".
* FakeBand: It's just one guy and some synths, and occasionally a puppet named Little Kunt who "sings" on some of the songs (really just Kunt pitched up a bit)
* TheFourChordsOfPop: If it weren't for the band's general subject matter and the cheap production, Kunt's songs would pretty much just be standard catchy pop tunes.
* IntercourseWithYou: "I'm Gonna Lick You Out".
* LastNoteNightmare: "One Last Wank And One Last Cry" ends with this as Kunt discovers his penis [[ItMakesSenseInContext has stigmata]].
* MyspeldRökband: For remarkably obvious reasons.
* RefugeInAudacity: They're called "Kunt and the Gang". Enough said.
* TakeThat: The HiddenTrack on some CD pressings of "I Have Another Wank And I Have Another Cry" is a stunningly abusive song apparently directed at someone called Mel who used to do the band's press. "Mel, she looks like a barrel" is one of the few printable lines.
!!KuntAndTheGang provide examples of:
* ADateWithRosiePalms: Kunt seems *obsessed* with masturbation, to the point of doing so compulsively, including over a pornographic Polaroid of an ex-girlfriend who died (which is [[RefugeInAudacity actually the subject of a song]], while watching the quiz show Countdown, in the woods and while crying over the death of Princess Diana.
* AbhorrentAdmirer: Kunt, to too many people to name. He describes Carol Vorderman as the love of his life though.
* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: "You're A Pervert", [[CaptainObvious which is about the ways an unnamed person is a pervert]], asserts one of them is inviting in Jehovah's Witnesses when they call at your house.
* CountryMatters: You don't say.
* DudeNotFunny: Some people were *not* happy when he released a song shortly after the death of MichaelJackson, which treated the subject concerned with the respect and dignity obviously expected of a band named after the word "cunt".
* FakeBand: It's just one guy and some synths, and occasionally a puppet named Little Kunt who "sings" on some of the songs (really just Kunt pitched up a bit)
* TheFourChordsOfPop: If it weren't for the band's general subject matter and the cheap production, Kunt's songs would pretty much just be standard catchy pop tunes.
* IntercourseWithYou: "I'm Gonna Lick You Out".
* LastNoteNightmare: "One Last Wank And One Last Cry" ends with this as Kunt discovers his penis [[ItMakesSenseInContext has stigmata]].
* MyspeldRökband: For remarkably obvious reasons.
* RefugeInAudacity: They're called "Kunt and the Gang". Enough said.
* TakeThat: The HiddenTrack on some CD pressings of "I Have Another Wank And I Have Another Cry" is a stunningly abusive song apparently directed at someone called Mel who used to do the band's press. "Mel, she looks like a barrel" is one of the few printable lines.
