History Memes / JonTron

* From ''VideoGame/BanjoKazooieNutsAndBolts'': ''"And IIIIIIIIII-'''HOLY SHIT!'''-will always love youuuuu-ICANTBELIEVEYOUDIDTHISTOMEGODDAMNITHOWCOULDYOUDOTHISTOME?!?"'' Gets a slight revival when it turns out that Banjo & Kazooie appear in ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosUltimate'', but this time with positive vibes of [[SugarWiki/AndTheFandomRejoiced a rejoicing fandom]]. Especially since no cars are involved this time.

* From ''VideoGame/BanjoKazooieNutsAndBolts'': ''"And IIIIIIIIII-'''HOLY SHIT!'''-will always love youuuuu-ICANTBELIEVEYOUDIDTHISTOMEGODDAMNITHOWCOULDYOUDOTHISTOME?!?"''

* Jon caused the Notre Dame fire. [[labelnote:Explanation]] When Jon uploaded ''Dr. Ho: License to Practice'', which featured him as [[Disney/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame the Hunchback of Notre Dame]] as a gag, the Notre Dame fire occurred the exact same day. Jokes about the astonishingly bizarre coincidence spread like wildfire.[[/labelnote]]

* Jon caused the Notre Dame fire. [[labelnote:Explanation]] When Jon uploaded ''Dr. Ho: License to Practice'', which featured him as the Hunchback of Notre Dame as a gag, the Notre Dame fire occurred the exact same day. Jokes about the astonishingly bizarre coincidence spread like wildfire.[[/labelnote]]

* I sawed this schedule in half! And repaired it with only Flex Tape! [[labelnote:Explanation]]After 11 months of no content with only vague hints, Jon released Flex Tape II, a crossover with Phil Swift himself. Afterwards Jon uploaded 3 videos in the span of 2 months, leading many to joke that Phil Swift managed to fix Jon's upload schedule with Flex Tape.[[/labelnote]]

---> '''"I ''AAAAAAAIN'T'' HAVIN' THAT SHIT."'''

--->'''"[[https://youtu.be/wC3AleXywhc?t=18s HOW FUCKING DARE YOU SAY THAT TO ME, I'M GONNA MAKE YOU FOR—REGRET THOSE GODDAMN WORDS]]'''"

* Rich X commit more crimes than poor Y. [[labelnote:Explanation]][[RuleOfCautiousEditingJudgement A controversial statement made on Jon's infamous debate with Destiny.]] While it started out as a way to criticize Jon by his detractors and vocal hatedom, in typical Jontron fandom fashion, it lost its power and fans found fun ways to turn it completely around in the most ridiculous ways. (For example, "Rich goblinss commit more crimes than poor sailors", "Rich WebVideo/{{h3h3productions}} commit more crimes than poor LetsPlay/{{Videogamedunkey}}s, "Rich apples commit more crimes than poor grapes, etc.)[[/labelnote]]

* [[LetsPlay/{{Videogamedunkey}} Damn Timothy Brentwood.]] [[labelnote:Explanation]]During the Leafy vs. h3h3productions drama, Dunkey made a satirical "Rant" where he claims, among other hilariously nonsensical things, that Jon is not Jon, but a paid actor by the name of Timothy Brentwood, with Jacques actually being Jontron. Thus, anytime something [[RuleOfCautiousEditingJudgement controversial]] happens with Jon or Dunkey, people jokingly state that it was really the work of Timothy Brentwood.[[/labelnote]]

** From ''[[Series/HerculesTheLegendaryJourneys Hercules Games]]'': [[WelcomeToCorneria "I only speak to sailors."]]
** COUPLE OF HUNDRED OF THEM

** FBI should be knocking this door any minute now. [[labelnote: Explanation]]A common comment to some questionable {{Fanservice}}, mostly loli stuff in anime.[[/labelnote]]

--->'''"[[https://youtu.be/wC3AleXywhc?t=18s HOW FUCKING DARE YOU SAY THAT TO ME, I'M GONNA MAKE YOU FOR--REGRET THOSE GODDAMN WORDS]]'''"

* Rich X commit more crimes than poor Y. [[labelnote: Explanation]][[RuleOfCautiousEditingJudgement A controversial statement made on Jon's infamous debate with Destiny.]] While it started out as a way to criticize Jon by his detractors and vocal hatedom, in typical Jontron fandom fashion, it lost its power and fans found fun ways to turn it completely around in the most ridiculous ways (For example, "Rich goblinss commit more crimes than poor sailors", "Rich WebVideo/{{h3h3productions}} commit more crimes than poor LetsPlay/{{Videogamedunkey}}s, "Rich apples commit more crimes than poor grapes, etc.)[[/labelnote]]

* [[LetsPlay/{{Videogamedunkey}} Damn Timothy Brentwood.]] [[labelnote: Explanation]]During the Leafy vs. h3h3productions drama, Dunkey made a satirical "Rant" where he claims, among other hilariously nonsensical things, that Jon is not Jon, but a paid actor by the name of Timothy Brentwood, with Jacques actually being Jontron. Thus, anytime something [[RuleOfCautiousEditingJudgement controversial]] happens with Jon or Dunkey, people jokingly state that it was really the work of Timothy Brentwood. [[/labelnote]]
* Terminal illness. [[labelnote: Explanation]] How Jon refers to his subreddit and Scott the Woz in ''Flex Tape II''. [[/labelnote]]
* I'lL tAkE yOuR eNtIrE [=StOcK=]![[labelnote: Explanation]] During ''Flex Tape II'', Jon feigns disinterest in Flex Tape Clear until Phil mentions that it works underwater, at which point he bellows the mentioned phrase as his body undergoes content-aware scaling.[[/labelnote]]
* '''''[[HellIsThatNoise 100% buttfuck insane.]]''''' [[labelnote: Explanation]] How Jon describes Creator/DanAykroyd's [[CloudCuckooLander perception of the world]], with the aforementioned bold text [[SensoryAbuse compressed to horrible levels and played at max volume.]][[/labelnote]]
* I sawed this schedule in half! And repaired it with only Flex Tape! [[labelnote:Explanation]] After 11 months of no content with only vague hints, Jon released Flex Tape II, a crossover with Phil Swift himself. Afterwards Jon uploaded 3 videos in the span of 2 months, leading many to joke that Phil Swift managed to fix Jon's upload schedule with Flex Tape. [[/labelnote]]

* '''''[[HellIsThatNoise 100% buttfuck insane.]]''''' [[labelnote: Explanation]] How Jon describes Creator/DanAykroyd's [[CloudCuckooLander perception of the world]], with the aforementioned bold text [[SensoryAbuse compressed to horrible levels and played at max volume.]][[/labelnote]]

* I'lL tAkE yOuR eNtIrE [=StOcK=]![[labelnote: Explanation]] During ''Flex Tape II'', Jon feigns disinterest in Flex Tape Clear until Phil mentions that it works underwater, at which point he bellows the mentioned phrase as his body undergoes content-aware scaling.[[/labelnote]]

* I'lL tAkE yOuR eNtIrE StOcK![[labelnote: Explanation]] During ''Flex Tape II'', Jon feigns disinterest in Flex Tape Clear until Phil mentions that it works underwater, at which point he bellows the mentioned phrase as his body undergoes content-aware scaling.[[/labelnote]]

* I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK

* Terminal illness. [[labelnote: Explanation]] How Jon refers to his subreddit and Scott the Woz in ''Flex Tape II''. [[/labelnote]]

* [[LetsPlay/{{Videogamedunkey}} Damn Timothy Brentwood.]] [[labelnote: Explanation]]During the Leafy vs. h3h3productions drama, Dunkey made a satirical "Rant" where he claims, among other hilariously nonsensical things, that Jon is not Jon, but a paid actor by the name of Timothy Brentwood, with Jacques actually being Jontron. Thus, anytime something [[RuleOfCautiousEditingJudgement controversial]] happens with Jon or Dunkey, people jokingly state that it was really the work of Timothy Brentwood. [[/labelnote]]

---> Fool me once: I'm mad. Fool me twice: how could you. Fool me three times, you're officially that guy, you know the one. You go to the bar and he's like, 'This suit is, uh, officially it's a Giorgio Armani, actually my dad knows him!' '''FUCK''' YOU. '''"I ''AAAAAAAIN'T'' HAVIN' THAT SHIT."'''

---> Fool me once: I'm mad. Fool me twice: how could you. Fool me three times, you're officially that guy, you know the one. You go to the bar and he's like, 'This suit is, uh, officially it's a Giorgio Armani, actually my dad knows him!' '''FUCK''' YOU. '''"I ''AAAAAAAIN'T'' HAVIN' THAT SHIT."'''

--->'''"I AAAAAAAIN'T HAVIN' THAT SHIT."'''

* Rich X commit more crimes than poor Y. [[labelnote: Explanation]][[RuleOfCautiousEditingJudgement A controversial statement made on Jon's infamous debate with Destiny.]] While it started out as a way to criticize Jon by Jon's critics, in typical Jontron fandom fashion, it lost its power and people found fun ways to turn it completely around in the most ridiculous ways (For example, "Rich goblinss commit more crimes than poor sailors", "Rich WebVideo/{{h3h3productions}} commit more crimes than poor LetsPlay/{{Videogamedunkey}}s, "Rich apples commit more crimes than poor grapes, etc.)[[/labelnote]]

*** ''"Welcome to Sonic Team, we make games, I think!"''[[note]]Also turned into a snowclone with "Sonic Team" and "games" replaced by other terms.[[/note]]
*** ''"What the '''FUCK''' is a Sonic?!"''

*** From ''Nightshade'': "Actually, the crowbar snaps in two."
*** From ''[[Series/HerculesTheLegendaryJourneys Hercules Games]]'': [[WelcomeToCorneria "I only speak to sailors."]]
*** COUPLE OF HUNDRED OF THEM

*** STOP. '''STOP. ''STOP.''''' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- YOU SICK FUCK (This program has been suspended indefinitely.)
*** FBI should be knocking this door any minute now. [[labelnote: Explanation]]A common comment to some questionable {{Fanservice}}, mostly loli stuff in anime.[[/labelnote]]

*** "Nope nope nope nope nope nope SO MUCH NOPE."
*** "And then they fused to-gether... [[BigWhat WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-]]"

*** "I SAWED THIS ''BOAT'' IN HALF!"

* From [=StarCade=]'s first episode,''Bird Versus Camel''. To the point that someone even ''made a legit game called that''.

*** "I SAWED THIS ''BOAT'' IN HALF!"

*** "And then they fused together... [[BigWhat WHAT?!]]"

** ''"[[RunningGag ECH!]]"''

** From his ''VideoGame/SonicR'' review:

** From ''VideoGame/BanjoKazooieNutsAndBolts'': ''"And IIIIIIIIII-'''HOLY SHIT!'''-will always love youuuuu-ICANTBELIEVEYOUDIDTHISTOMEGODDAMNITHOWCOULDYOUDOTHISTOME?!?"''
** From his ''VideoGame/ClockTower'' Review: <heart beat>...... <heart beat>..... <heart beat>..... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqIAVodYbJU FUCK IT]]

** From his ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIII'' review: [[AC:God has come to reap the sinners.]]
** From his ''WesternAnimation/{{Foodfight}}'' review: '''AM I DEAD YET?'''
** His iconic "fool me once" rant from his ''Nightshade'' episode.

** [[https://www.reddit.com/r/jontron The Jontron Reddit Community]] has become a meme in of itself, thanks to how insane the place is. The subreddit is often overrun by in-jokes, including:

** How infrequently Jon uploads, with spans between videos sometimes being ''months'' long.
** From his ''{{Series/Goosebumps}}'' review: ''"I don't like where this is going"''.

** ''And goblins were still really, REALLY scary! EW! I DON'T LIKE 'EM! I DON'T LIKE GOBLINS! BWAAAAAH!''
** From [=StarCade=]'s first episode,''Bird Versus Camel''. To the point that someone even ''made a legit game called that''.
** From the ''Film/ATalkingCat'' review: "And IIIII'MM about to blow my '''''[[SuddenlyShouting FUCKING BRAINS OUT!!!]]'''''"
** From the ''Skateboard Kid'' review: Jon in a chicken suit awkwardly swinging around nunchucks while threatening.

** From his ''Film/{{Birdemic}}'' review: "I've cheated all of you and you didn't even notice."
** From his ''Monster Party'' review:

** "That's a lot of daaa-mage!"