Line #10 Memes/JonTron


1	Jon is very well known by many online, simply by how many of his clips are being used as Forum weapons and reactions gifs across the internet. The section has been split up into two; Memorable quotes that became memes, and Quote Forum Weapons that are used specifically used for reacting online.
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3	!!Memorable Quotes
4	* From his ''VideoGame/SonicR'' review:
5	** ''"Welcome to Sonic Team, we make games, I think!"''[[note]]Also turned into a snowclone with "Sonic Team" and "games" replaced by other terms.[[/note]]
6	** ''"What the '''FUCK''' is a Sonic?!"''
7	* From his ''VideoGame/ClockTower'' Review: <heart beat>...... <heart beat>..... <heart beat>..... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqIAVodYbJU FUCK IT!]]
8	* ''"[[VerbalTic ECH!]]"''
9	* From his ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIII'' review: [[AC:God has come to reap the sinners.]]
10	* From his ''WesternAnimation/{{Foodfight}}'' review: '''[[SensoryAbuse AM I DEAD YET?]]'''
11	* "Fool me once, I'm mad. Fool me twice, how could you. ''Fool me [[RuleOfThree three times]]'', you're officially that guy, OK? You know the one. You go to the bar and he's like, 'This suit is uh, officially, it's a Giorgio Armani, ech, my dad knows'im.' [[SuddenlyShouting FUCK YOU!]] '''I ''AIIIIIN'T'' HAVIN' THAT SHIT!"'''[[labelnote:Explanation]]His iconic "fool me once" rant from his ''Nightshade'' episode has become synonymous or replacing the normal form of the phrase "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me." Also has a chance for this quote popping up whenever a Giorgio Armani product becomes the subject of conversation or media.[[/labelnote]]
12	* [[https://www.reddit.com/r/jontron The Jontron Reddit Community]] has become a meme in of itself, thanks to how insane the place is. The subreddit is often overrun by in-jokes, including:
13	** From ''Nightshade'': "Actually, the crowbar snaps in two."
14	** From ''[[Series/HerculesTheLegendaryJourneys Hercules Games]]'': [[WelcomeToCorneria "I only speak to sailors."]] and [[WritersCannotDoMath COUPLE OF HUNDRED OF THEM!]]
15	* From his ''Space Ace'' review: "But I didn't die though, it was a joke."
16	* How infrequently Jon uploads, with spans between videos sometimes being ''months'' long.
17	* From his ''Series/Goosebumps1995'' review:
18	** STOP. '''STOP. ''STOP.''''' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- YOU SICK FUCK (This program has been suspended indefinitely.)
19	** FBI should be knocking this door any minute now. [[labelnote:Explanation]]A common comment to some questionable {{Fanservice}}, mostly loli stuff in anime.[[/labelnote]]
20	*** An other similarly used line: "I don't like where this is going!"
21	** "Can't a guy get some '''''pRivAcY??? [[ActingUnnatural HMMM HMM HMM! HMMM HMM HMMMM!]]"'''''
22	* ''And goblins were still really, REALLY scary! EW! I DON'T LIKE 'EM! I DON'T LIKE GOBLINS! BWAAAAAH!''
23	* From [=StarCade=]'s first episode, ''Bird Versus Camel''. To the point that someone even ''made a legit game called that''.
24	* From the ''Film/ATalkingCat'' review: "And IIIII'MM about to blow my '''''[[SuddenlyShouting FUCKING BRAINS OUT!!!]]'''''"
25	* From the ''Skateboard Kid'' review: Jon in a chicken suit awkwardly swinging around nunchucks while threatening.
26	-->'''"[[https://youtu.be/wC3AleXywhc?t=18s HOW FUCKING DARE YOU SAY THAT TO ME, I'M GONNA MAKE YOU FOR—REGRET THOSE GODDAMN WORDS]]'''"
27	* From his ''Film/{{Birdemic}}'' review: "I've cheated all of you and you didn't even notice."
28	* Rich X commit more crimes than poor Y. [[labelnote:Explanation]]A controversial statement made on Jon's infamous debate with Destiny. While it started out as a way to criticize Jon by his detractors and vocal hatedom, in typical Jontron fandom fashion, it lost its power and fans found fun ways to turn it completely around in the most ridiculous ways. (For example, "Rich goblinss commit more crimes than poor sailors", "Rich WebVideo/{{h3h3productions}} commit more crimes than poor LetsPlay/{{Videogamedunkey}}s", "Rich apples commit more crimes than poor grapes", etc.)[[/labelnote]]
29	* Holy shit you fucking killed her, dude. [[labelnote:explanation]]Jon believing that Vanilla Ice had accidentally killed Kat. Is now usually used as a reaction image to people responding with a TheReasonYouSuckSpeech, mostly towards women.[[/labelnote]]
30	* "Rise and shine bitch! We're goin' to Disneyland!" Spills ice bucket
31	* "That's a lot of daaa-mage!"
32	** "I SAWED THIS ''BOAT'' IN HALF!"
33	* I sawed this schedule in half! And repaired it with only Flex Tape! [[labelnote:Explanation]]After 11 months of no content with only vague hints, Jon released Flex Tape II, a crossover with Phil Swift himself. Afterwards Jon uploaded 3 videos in the span of 2 months, leading many to joke that Phil Swift managed to fix Jon's upload schedule with Flex Tape.[[/labelnote]]
34	* Swood: A mistranslation of "Swoop" from ''California Games'', often used as an expression of seeing something awesome ("sweet!")
35	* From his ''Monster Party'' review:
36	** "And then they fused to-gether... [[BigWhat WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-]]"
37	* [[LetsPlay/{{Videogamedunkey}} Damn Timothy Brentwood.]] [[labelnote:Explanation]]During the Leafy vs. h3h3productions drama, Dunkey made a satirical "Rant" where he claims, among other hilariously nonsensical things, that Jon is not Jon, but a paid actor by the name of Timothy Brentwood, with Jacques actually being Jontron. Thus, anytime something controversial happens with Jon or Dunkey, people jokingly state that it was really the work of Timothy Brentwood.[[/labelnote]]
38	* Terminal illness. [[labelnote:Explanation]]How Jon refers to his subreddit and WebVideo/ScottTheWoz in ''Flex Tape II''.[[/labelnote]]
39	* '''''[[HellIsThatNoise 100% buttfuck insane.]]''''' [[labelnote:Explanation]]How Jon describes Creator/DanAykroyd's [[CloudCuckooLander perception of the world]], with the aforementioned bold text [[SensoryAbuse compressed to horrible levels and played at max volume.]][[/labelnote]]
40	* Jon caused the Notre Dame fire. [[labelnote:Explanation]]When Jon uploaded ''Dr. Ho: License to Practice'', which featured him as Literature/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame as a gag, the Notre Dame fire occurred the exact same day. Jokes about the astonishingly bizarre coincidence spread like wildfire.[[/labelnote]]
41	* "It's really not my fucking problem."
42	* "Dead or dying birds" [[labelnote:Explanation]]In the stinger of his ''JONNY NEW ENGLISH'' video, Jon discovers to his chagrin that the previous owner of the house he is staying in seems to have had a fetish for pictures of birds and various other animals being hunted, wounded, or just plain dead. Bird lover that Jon is, this disturbs him. The icing on the cake is when he finds a picture of a dying American Woodcock, the same bird depicted in the memetic "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr_SGkqrrdM American Woodech]]" video. Jon makes note of this, and then makes a "Kill" tally of the pictures: 12 birds, 2 whales, and 1 endangered porpoise.[[/labelnote]]
43	* "[[NonSequitur Could Porky Pig be classified as a monster?]]" [[labelnote:Explanation]]While pretending to fall asleep on the pillow he bought with his own face on it, Jon randomly drops [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext this line.]][[/labelnote]]
44	* The inevitable ''8-month withdrawal'' between uploads after Jon posted his video about Creator/StevenSeagal led to many jokes about the hiatus being the result of the [[SmallNameBigEgo infamously thin-skinned Seagal]] hunting Jon down out of anger for being mocked so publicly.
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46	!!Quote Forum Weapons
47	* ''"And IIIIIIIIII-'''HOLY SHIT!'''-will always love youuuuu-ICANTBELIEVEYOUDIDTHISTOMEGODDAMNITHOWCOULDYOUDOTHISTOME?!?"''[[labelnote:Explanation]]''VideoGame/BanjoKazooieNutsAndBolts'' being based around driving has Jon feel very conflicted on his feelings, and so he lets out a massive crying song. Often used for any IP that's fallen from grace.[[/labelnote]]
48	** Also from the same review: "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vuHTFHDybI Oh no....]] [[BigNo OOOOH NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!]] [[SkywardScream NOOOOOOOO!!!!]]"[[labelnote:Explanation]]The preceding ThisIsGonnaSuck reaction of Jon once he sees the first screens of ''VideoGame/BanjoKazooieNutsAndBolts''. Used for similar purposes.[[/labelnote]]
49	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYk1Obt9UGQ From the Anti-Drug games video:]]
50	** "WHAT!? WHAT THE FUCK!?" [[labelnote:Explanation]][[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frk7wY0VmIM During the segment where a crack dealer named Snake turned into a snake-like humanoid being.]] This becomes the internet's go-to reaction for something WTF-inducing.[[/labelnote]]
51	** '' (holding scoring placard) Ten!"'' [[labelnote:Explanation]]Jon [[HoldUpYourScore scores]] a jump made by a boss character in one of the games he's reviewing. Used online as a way to show appreciation.[[/labelnote]]
52	** ''"[[SarcasmMode Oh, my favorite.]]"'' [[labelnote:Explanation]]A deadpan reaction used by Jon to describe his hatred for [[SlippySlideyIceWorld platforming on ice-themed levels]]. Used online as a sarcastic reaction to something the user doesn't like (or cannot stand).[[/labelnote]]
53	* From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnpdoAIhiyo his Goop video]]:
54	** "Gotta be X in there somewhere!" [[labelnote:Explanation]]Jon promoted snake oil [[MadeFromRealGirlScouts made from crushed snakes]]. To justify this, he says "Gotta be vitamins in there somewhere!" The X can be replaced with any topic.[[/labelnote]]
55	** "That one didn't age quite so well." [[labelnote:Explanation]]While dressed up in Renaissance-era garb, Jon begins reading off quotes from Gwyneth Paltrow, including one in which she states that former Hollywood producer and convicted rapist Harvey Weinstein used to let her borrow his jet, at which point he pauses and makes the above quote. Used to describe things that are HarsherInHindsight.[[/labelnote]]
56	* From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHepjitYJmM "Plug and Play Consoles"]]:
57	** ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoMiYklHvjk "I have several questions..."]]'' [[labelnote:Explanation]][[ShapedLikeItself For when you have several questions about something confusing...]][[/labelnote]]
58	** ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnSzrZcIxdU "I'm goin!... I'm goin!"]]'' [[labelnote:Explanation]]For when you feign death [[BrainBleach at something you didn't want to see.]][[/labelnote]]
59	** ''"I get it! (pause) I don't get it."'' [[labelnote:Explanation]]Used online as a way to show that the person pretends to understand a topic, and the second half is their internal monologue.[[/labelnote]]
60	** ''"It's...it's awful.'' '''''IT'S ALL FUCKIN' AWFUL, ALL OF IT, ALL OF IT, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM SUCKS!''''' [[labelnote:Explanation]]Jon's irate reaction to finding out the [=plug'n'plays=] all contain NES clones. Used as a forum weapon online for when a person hates something.[[/labelnote]]
61	** ''"I'm a brave boy. […] Not a brave enough boy for this!"'' [[labelnote:Explanation]]For when a person [[TemptingFate tempts fate]], only to be met with something [[BrainBleach abhorrent]].[[/labelnote]]
62	* I'lL tAkE yOuR eNtIrE [=StOcK=]![[labelnote:Explanation]]During ''Flex Tape II'', Jon feigns disinterest in Flex Tape Clear until Phil mentions that it works underwater, at which point he bellows the mentioned phrase as his body undergoes content-aware scaling. Pretty much the alternative option for phrases like "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY."[[/labelnote]]
63	* '''''Oh my Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!''''' [[labelnote:Explanation]]Used in "Star Wars Kinect", which has Jon be completely dumbfounded at a dancing Han Solo. Used online to express intense joy.[[/labelnote]]
64	* From his ''WesternAnimation/{{Foodfight}}'' review:
65	** '''[[SensoryAbuse AM I DEAD YET?]]''' [[labelnote:Explanation]]A [[SensoryAbuse bass-boosted, clipped]], uh... "clip" that has Jon regretting his decision to watch ''Foodfight''. Used online for regretting a given experience (or rather "wishing I was dead").[[/labelnote]]
66	** ''It was cool though...'' [[labelnote:Explanation]]Used online for an experience that a person deemed cool.[[/labelnote]]
67	** ''Bad touch, bad touch, stranger danger!'' [[labelnote:Explanation]]Used online to react to scary or creepy images or posts.[[/labelnote]]
68	* From his ''Monster Party'' review:
69	** ''"Nope nope nope nope nope nope SO MUCH NOPE."''[[labelnote:Explanation]]Used for scared reactions online, much like how Jon is scared of a sprite going all weird.[[/labelnote]]
70	* From "The Zoo Race":
71	** '''SICK BURN'''
72	*** '''UNWARRANTED SELF LOATHING'''
73	** "Ah boy, here we go..." [[labelnote:Explanation]]Jon gets annoyed at being forced to learn about Noah's Ark. Used online to show similar feelings to other things the person may not like.[[/labelnote]]
74	* From "[[https://youtu.be/0ghGWWfzq-o Disney Bootlegs]]":
75	** ''"Well, if ya' can't beat 'em... JOIN 'EM."'' [[labelnote:Explanation]]For when people [[GracefulLoser concede to losing an argument]]; Jon [[ShakingTheRump twerking]] usually included.[[/labelnote]]
76	** "Oh my god" vocoded to "[[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 Circle of Life]]" [[labelnote:Explanation]]Jon's reaction to Simba [[DrivenToSuicide hanging himself]] is often used as a BigOMG towards anything shocking.[[/labelnote]]
77	** ''"I can't live in this world anymore! […] S'Over for me!"'' [[labelnote:Explanation]]Jon [[DrivenToSuicide hanging himself]] is used as a reaction to anything warranting BrainBleach.[[/labelnote]]
78	** ''"All my life, leading up to this moment... has been worth it. Every last second! I am truly blessed."'' [[labelnote:Explanation]]Used in response to any reveal that is considered [[SugarWiki/AndTheFandomRejoiced truly amazing]].[[/labelnote]]
79	** ''"THIS WAS A MISTAAAKE!"'' [[labelnote:Explanation]]Jon dressed as [[WesternAnimation/Frozen2013 Elsa]] is often used when someone has dug themselves into something horrible too deep and wants to get out.[[/labelnote]]

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