History Memes / Batman

* [[MrFanservice Dick Grayson's ass]]. For a medium infamous as a boys' club with a nasty habit of drawing only unrealistically sexy women, most creators have been both enthusiastic and generous with showcasing that Dick Grayson has the best ass in comics.

** '''''[[ParentalAbandonment MY PARENTS ARE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD!!!!]]'''''

** Bruce, shame on you.

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[[caption-width:350:And he can create his goddamn memes whenever the hell he wants.]]
->"I'm Batman."
->--Franchise/{{Batman}}

* [[BatmanTheMovie Batman: The Movie]]

** '''[[AwesomeButImpractical "Imposing, but too]] {{Dracula}}."''' '''[[MrFanservice "Too dashing."]]''' '''"''[[Series/{{Batman}} Too]]'' {{camp}}y..."''' '''"[[{{Squick}} Too]] [[Film/BatmanAndRobin icky...]]"''' '''"[[ContinuityPorn Too confusing!]]"''' '''"[[DarkerAndEdgier Too]] [[ComicBook/BatmanTheDarkKnightReturns psycho...]]"'''

* [[Film/Batman Forever]]

* [[BatmanTheMovie]]

* [[Film/{{Batman}}]]

* [[Film/BatmanReturns]]

* [[Film/BatmanAndRobin]]

* Speaking of Franchise/{{Batman}}, his Batmobile [[CoolCar is cool]]. [[Film/BatmanForever Chicks dig the car.]]
** "I'll get drive-thru."
** [[Film/{{Batman}} "I'm not going to kill you, but I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me." "What are you!?" "I'm Batman."]]
** [[Film/{{Batman}} "Never rub another man's rhubarb!"]]

** [[Film/BatmanReturns "Elections are normally in early November; is this not late December?"]] [[HandWave "Don't worry about it."]]

** "You like strong women. I've done my homework. [[DatingCatwoman Or do I need skin-tight vinyl and a whip]]?"
** [[BatmanTheMovie Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb!]]
*** [[CrazyPrepared Shark-repellent Bat Spray!]] [[note]][[BeamMeUpScotty not Bat-Shark Repellent]][[/note]]
* [[Film/BatmanAndRobin Bat Credit Card]]
** '''[[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic A BAT CREDIT CARD?! *BANG* *BANG* [=I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU!=] *BANG* *BANG*]]'''
*** Later: RAPE MY CHILDHOOD, WILL YOU?!

** Cool meme index!

* Jason Todd loves bread.

*** [[CrazyPrepared Shark-repellent Bat Spray!]] [[hottip:*:[[BeamMeUpScotty not Bat-Shark Repellent]]

** "Come on, puddin'! Don'tcha wanna rev up your Harley? Vroom, vroom!" [[hottip:Explanation: One of many GettingCrapPastTheRadar lines from Harley Quinn, which probably went some way towards making her the EnsembleDarkhorse she is today.]]

** "Watch out, Batman! Music/MarilynManson is trying to kill you!" [[hottip:Explanation:This version of the Riddler looks like Marilyn Manson.]]

* "Training: Trained by Batman." [[hottip:Explanation:The Nightwing trailer for the game has "Trained by Batman" as part of his "Training" profile. The fandom has now taken "Trained by Batman" to automatically mean that the trainee is a badass.]]
* [[BraggingRightsAward Achievement Unlocked]] - 10G [[MemeticMutation I'm Batman]] [[hottip:Explanation:This is an actual achievement received for completing the initial tutorial sequence of the game, in which Bruce Wayne suits up and becomes Batman. A CaptainObvious moment if ever there was one.]]

->--{{Batman}}

* Speaking of {{Batman}}, his Batmobile [[CoolCar is cool]]. [[Film/BatmanForever Chicks dig the car.]]

** Batman's rich history allows him to be interpreted in a multitude of ways. To be sure, this is a [[LighterAndSofter lighter incarnation]], but it's certainly no less valid and true to the [[Comicbook/{{Batman}} character's roots]] as [[TrueArtIsAngsty the tortured avenger crying out for Mommy and Daddy]]. And besides, those Easter Bunnies looked [[WatershipDown really scary]], right?!

* "I'm the goddamn Batman." - [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/linkara/at4w/13422-asbr01 Crazy Steve]], courtesy of FrankMiller's [[InNameOnly take]]: ComicBook/AllStarBatmanAndRobinTheBoyWonder.

* "Hey Batman what are your parents getting you for Christmas?" (gets slapped)

** ''"I'll get drive-thru."''

** ''Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight?''

*** Later: RAPE MY CHILDHOOD WILL YOU?!

** YOU LIE!!

** All right everyone, '''chill'''!

** Quite an index, eh old chum?

* "[[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries I am vengeance. I am the night! I! Am! BATMAN!]]" Creator/CartoonNetwork helped by turning it into an AdOfWin.

** "Come on, puddin'! Don't you want to rev up your Harley?" [[hottip:Explanation: One of many GettingCrapPastTheRadar lines from Harley Quinn, which probably went some way towards making her the EnsembleDarkhorse she is today.]]
*** [[{{FoeYay}} The Joker's indifference to them, since he's busy obsessing over Batman,]] are almost as famous as the advances themselves.
* ''Justice League (Unlimited)''

** "Watch out, Batman! MarilynManson is trying to kill you!" [[hottip:Explanation:This version of the Riddler looks like Marilyn Manson.]]

** '''[[AwesomeButImpractical "Imposing, but too]] {{Dracula}}."''' '''[[MrFanservice "Too dashing."]]''' '''"''[[Series/{{Batman}} Too]]'' {{camp}}y..."''' '''"[[{{Squick}} Too]] [[Film/BatmanAndRobin icky...]]"''' '''"[[ContinuityPorn Too confusing!]]"''' '''"[[DarkerAndEdgier Too]] [[TheDarkKnightReturns psycho...]]"'''

* And a filler strip about Batman from ''PvP'' would like you to know that '''''[[ParentalAbandonment HIS PARENTS ARE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD!!!!]]'''''

* "I'm the goddamn Batman." - Crazy Steve, courtesy of FrankMiller's [[InNameOnly take]]: ComicBook/AllStarBatmanAndRobinTheBoyWonder.

* [[AmazonsAttack Bees. My god.]]

** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKa2tz9CpZk Ualuealuealeuale!!!]]

** "Come on, puddin'! Don't you want to rev up your Harley?" [[hottip: One of many GettingCrapPastTheRadar lines from Harley Quinn, which probably went some way towards making her the EnsembleDarkhorse she is today.]]

** [[IncrediblyLamePun Let's kick some ice!]]

** [[NeilPatrickHarris THE MUSIC MEEEEEIIIIISSSSTTTTERR!!!!]]