History Main / ExoticEquipment

*** [[NoodleIncident Hinted at]] in "The Disease" (no, it's not about a STD).

--->'''Kim''': I've got to be honest, I wasn't expecting something so different.
--->'''Tal''': Neither was I. Our species look so similar... well at least on the surface.
--->'''Kim''': I would've never guessed when it came down to the basics. Well, let's just say the birds and bees will be very confused.

--->'''Bashir''': A compound fracture of the right radius, two fractured ribs, torn ligaments, strained tendons, numerous contusions, bruises and scratches. What have you been doing?
--->'''Quark''': You mean, what have ''we'' been doing?
--->'''Bashir''': Never mind. I don't need that particular image running around in my head. I'll just treat you.
--->(Dax and Worf enter. His hair is disheveled and they both have scratches.)
--->'''Bashir''': What happened to you two?
--->'''Worf''': We, er...
--->'''Dax: Well, if you must know...
--->'''Bashir''': No! No, I don't need that image either. In fact, I'm going to stop asking that question altogether. People can come in, I will treat them, and that's all. Please, have a seat. I'll be with you in a minute.

** "That's a strange place for a horn..." so notes Dawn when checking out demon illustrations. [[BiggusDickus "...it's not a horn."]]

--->Bashir: A compound fracture of the right radius, two fractured ribs, torn ligaments, strained tendons, numerous contusions, bruises and scratches. What have you been doing?
--->Quark: You mean, what have we been doing?
--->Bashir: Never mind. I don't need that particular image running around in my head. I'll just treat you.
-->(Dax and Worf enter. His hair is disheveled and they both have scratches.)
--->Bashir: What happened to you two?
--->Worf: We, er...
--->Dax: Well, if you must know...
--->Bashir: No! No, I don't need that image either. In fact, I'm going to stop asking that question altogether. People can come in, I will treat them, and that's all. Please, have a seat. I'll be with you in a minute.

-->'''Kim''': I've got to be honest, I wasn't expecting something so different.
-->'''Tal''': Neither was I. Our species look so similar... well at least on the surface.
-->'''Kim''': I would've never guessed when it came down to the basics. Well, let's just say the birds and bees will be very confused.

-->Bashir: A compound fracture of the right radius, two fractured ribs, torn ligaments, strained tendons, numerous contusions, bruises and scratches. What have you been doing?
-->Quark: You mean, what have we been doing?
-->Bashir: Never mind. I don't need that particular image running around in my head. I'll just treat you.

-->Bashir: What happened to you two?
-->Worf: We, er...
-->Dax: Well, if you must know...
-->Bashir: No! No, I don't need that image either. In fact, I'm going to stop asking that question altogether. People can come in, I will treat them, and that's all. Please, have a seat. I'll be with you in a minute.

* Given [[TooMuchInformation too much detail]] in certain [[VocalMinority sectors]] of the UsefulNotes/FurryFandom. This probably starts with the relatively tame "Oh my God! Your goolies seem to be on backwards!" (kangaroo or rabbit) to the more unusual aspects of a feline or canine's intimate anatomy.[[note]]Cat penises are covered with tiny barbs to stimulate the female; canine penises have a "knot" of flesh in the middle that swells when erect and prevents the male and female from separating until copulation is over.[[/note]] [[{{Wiki/Wikipedia}} It's best not to ask how these details became common knowledge]].

* A variation appears in the ''Star Wars: The Clone Wars'' fanfic ''Fanfic/ByTheSea'', which features a merman version of Commander Cody hooking up with the human Obi-Wan Kenobi. The MermaidProblem is solved here by giving Cody a retractable penis with ridges along the underside and apparently no foreskin (covered in skin the same color as his upper half, not scales), and a large ejaculate volume, and he and Obi-Wan have anal and oral sex, with Cody as the penetrating partner. This also goes the other way from Cody's perspective, who has never seen a naked human before- he watches Obi-Wan bathe and mistakes the constantly extended state of the human penis, already unusual for most animals, for Obi-Wan essentially trying to come onto him. Merfolk do have cloacas, but Cody narrates that they don't stretch well enough to permit safe penetration, although some do try anyways to disastrous results, implying that mermaids also have vaginas in addition to cloacas.

* A variation appears in the ''Star Wars: The Clone Wars'' fanfic ''Fanfic/ByTheSea'', which features a merman version of Commander Cody hooking up with the human Obi-Wan Kenobi. The MermaidProblem is solved here by giving Cody a retractable penis with ridges along the underside (covered in skin the same color as his upper half, not scales) and a large ejaculate volume, and he and Obi-Wan have anal and oral sex, with Cody as the penetrating partner. This also goes the other way from Cody's perspective, who has never seen a naked human before- he watches Obi-Wan bathe and mistakes the constantly extended state of the human penis, already unusual for most animals, for Obi-Wan essentially trying to come onto him. Merfolk do have cloacas, but Cody narrates that they don't stretch well enough to permit safe penetration, although some do try anyways to disastrous results, implying that mermaids also have vaginas in addition to cloacas.

* A variation appears in the ''WesternAnimation/StarWarsTheCloneWars'' fanfic ''Fanfic/ByTheSea'', which features a merman version of Commander Cody hooking up with the human Obi-Wan Kenobi. The MermaidProblem is solved here by giving Cody a retractable penis with ridges along the underside (covered in skin the same color as his upper half, not scales) and a large ejaculate volume, and he and Obi-Wan have anal and oral sex, with Cody as the penetrating partner. This also goes the other way from Cody's perspective, who has never seen a naked human before- he watches Obi-Wan bathe and mistakes the constantly extended state of the human penis, already unusual for most animals, for Obi-Wan essentially trying to come onto him. Merfolk do have cloacas, but Cody narrates that they don't stretch well enough to permit safe penetration, although some do try anyways to disastrous results, implying that mermaids also have vaginas in addition to cloacas.

* Subverted in the ''WesternAnimation/StarWarsTheCloneWars'' fanfic ''Fanfic/ByTheSea'', which features a merman version of Commander Cody hooking up with the human Obi-Wan Kenobi. The MermaidProblem is solved here by giving Cody a retractable penis (covered in skin the same color as his upper half, not scales), much like most other mammals, and he and Obi-Wan have anal sex, with Obi-Wan as the receptive partner. This also goes the other way from Cody's perspective, who has never seen a naked human before- he watches Obi-Wan bathe and mistakes the constantly extended state of the human penis, already unusual for most animals, for Obi-Wan essentially trying to come onto him. Merfolk do have cloacas, but Cody narrates that they don't stretch well enough to permit safe penetration, although some do try anyways to disastrous results, implying that mermaids also have vaginas in addition to cloacas.

** Salarians are amphibious haplo-diploid egg-layers, so a female will lay hundreds of eggs (dialogue with Mordin also confirms that they have a cloaca, and use the word as an insult), and a male will selectively fertilize some of them to make them female, with the rest being male. Salarian law allows only ten percent of all eggs to be fertilized; more than that would cause an [[ExplosiveBreeder uncontrollable population explosion]]. As a result, their species' culture has evolved to treat reproduction more like a business deal, with no concept of romance or sex drive.

* According to Creator/NeilGaiman's ''Don't Panic!'', the costumer for the TV version of ''Series/TheHitchHikersGuideToTheGalaxy'' gave Zaphod's trousers a double fly, suitably padded.

* [[ShownTheirWork Implied]] in ''Webcomic/{{Digger}}'' with the hyenas; in the real world, hyena females infamously possess a pseudopenis (an elongated erectile clitoris & vulva that resembles a penis), complete with two fatty nodules that resemble a scrotom. This is a trait only possessed by the ''Spotted'' Hyenas, which are one of the three species, but the hyenas in Digger are matriarchal, which only spotted hyenas are, predatory rather than scavengers, another Spotted hyena trait, [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin have spots on their fur,]] and show a freakishly high infant mortality, especially for first born young, a trait not only unique to spotted hyenas but one ''caused'' by their exotic equipment. Yeah: [[NightmareFuel it's difficult for both mother and baby if your squeezing something the size of a melon though a tube with the bore of a bb gun.]]

For other kinds of "exotic equipment" that have nothing to do with sex organs or even biological reproduction, see ImpossiblyCoolWeapon or ImpossiblyCoolClothes.

*** Female Ocampa are shown to give birth from their backs, which means their genitals are located on their backs.

* In ''WesternAnimation/ThePenguinsOfMadagascar'' fic ''Fanfic/{{Princess}}'', Burt refuses to believe that Julien [[{{Transgender}} has a uterus]] because he's seen Julien go to the bathroom. Julien explains that, [[ShownTheirWork being a ring-tailed lemur]], he has a pseudopenis (the clitoris is enlarged by high blood testosterone levels).

** Salarians are amphibious haplo-diploid egg-layers, so a female will lay hundreds of eggs (dialogue with Mordin also confirms that they have a cloaca, and use the word as an insult), and a male will selectively fertilize some of them to make them female, with the rest being male. As a result, their species' culture has evolved to treat reproduction more like a business deal, with no concept of romance or sex drive.
** While you don't receive any other information about krogan genitalia ([[{{Squick}} Thank God]]), you do learn that they apparently have four testicles. In krogan slang, their "pair" is referred to instead as their [[ICallHimMisterHappy "quad"]]. Some krogan even have five. Wrex praises Grunt by asking if he's a "quint". As mentioned on the page quote, some Krogan will even get extras surgically grafted onto them as part of an attempt to overpower the DepopulationBomb that leaves most of them sterile.

** Here are some of the weirdest things you might see in the fandom that have no basis in real life.

*** Penises in various places they don't belong, often replacing other body parts like tongues, tails, nipples, or weirder things. Similar things are also sometimes done with female parts and mouths.
*** Centaur like creatures where each pair of legs has its own set of genitals, especially if the character has more than two pair of legs (these are known as taur-trains).

*** What sort of genitals dragons have varies depending on the artist, but they often combine traits from several different animals. They may have hemipenes, ribs, spines, knots, spade-shaped heads, or anything else the artist imagines.

* A common cliche in Kirk/Spock SlashFic is having Spock's genitalia be [[AlienBlood green and double-ridged.]] It's also very common to have them be naturally self-lubricating for [[SlashFic obvious reasons]]. Vulcans also don't have foreskins. Klingons have ridged penises too, just like the ridges on their (spinoff-only) foreheads. This is all on alt.startrek.creative.erotica.

* Some fanfic on Tolkien's works, for example [[http://archiveofourown.org/works/806128 Surprises of a Wedding Night]] (Link as NSFW as title implies) gives elves this.

* This is the entire premise of [[http://www.bad-dragon.com Bad Dragon]] (NSFW). They sell sex toys in the form of various fantastic creatures' genitals.
** [[http://www.fleshlight-international.eu/female-toys/dildos/ Fleshlight]] also has some interesting stuff in the form of Main/FrankensteinsMonster, [[Main/OurZombiesAreDifferent Zombies]], [[Main/{{Cyborg}} Cyborgs]] and [[Film/{{Alien}} Aliens]].

* The ''TabletopGame/Warhammer40000'' fanfic [[http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Love_Can_BLAM Love Can BLAM]] has a Tau woman with an oddly-shaped... yeah, that. It also ignores the canon statement that Tau women do not have boobs.[[note]]Of course, almost ''everyone'' ignores that statement, for various reasons, including biological evidence why it would be unlikely at best for a bipedal mammalian species to lack such assets.[[/note]] Link is NSFW.

* Mole-Manic sex is very vaguely described in ''Literature/MoreInformationThanYouRequire'', in that they are said as [[MindScrew being eusocial, liking of threesomes, reproducing hermaphroditically like snails, laying eggs like frogs, rearing their young like marsupials]], [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and being fond of blow jobs]]. Their actual genitalia are not as extensively detailed, except for the fact that they can change gender, and they have something called a "cloacal life sac"... and given what a cloaca is [[spoiler: on most non-mammals (and even some mammals, including monotremes and marsupials), the genitalia and anus are the same hole]]...

* ''Literature/{{Ringworld}}'' by Larry Niven: The Ringworld is home to thousands of Pak-descended hominid species, nearly all of which are sexually compatible (albeit not fertile) except when their overall body sizes are too extreme and/or one of the prospective partners has to mate underwater. A very early part of negotiations with a new species is finding out if this is possible ("How long can you hold your breath?") ... some can't for physical reasons, and at least one species is physically compatible but [[spoiler: usually]] can't for psychological reasons. Exotic equipment does oblige Chmeee, a non-hominid alien who claims to have "no external genitalia", to sit out the cross-species games; at one point, he exposes himself to a native to show why he can't participate.

** The Narns oddly subvert this: they are quite physically compatible with humans, although presumably there's no genetic compatibility.[[note]]Narn requests for telepath genes don't count; the plan is probably genetic engineering.[[/note]] G'kar is particularly tickled by the possibilities; in one episode no less than three human women were shown leaving his bedroom. On the other hand, Narns are quasi-marsupial, with Narn males [[MisterSeahorse having pouches for care of the "pouchlings"]].
*** Another Narn once called him on his attraction to Human females by picking up a pair of panties from the floor of his quarters.

* The ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' episode featuring the Lost City of Atlanta has Fry marrying a mermaid. Things get very awkward in the honeymoon suite when the bride asks, "What the heck is that?"
** Another episode reveals that Omicronians' testicles are located in their horns.
*** And Lrrr warns the crew to escape to a safe 500 meter radius when he starts getting frisky with Ndnd.

[[FiveRaces Humanoid fantasy races]], RubberForeheadAliens, and the like will have genitalia [[MaleToFemaleUniversalAdaptor close enough to the human model]] that they ''can'' [[InterspeciesRomance get down]] [[BoldlyComing and dirty]] with humans [[HumanAliens or the equivalent]]. ([[MermaidProblem Most of the time, anyway]].) However, there will usually be just enough variance to make the experience...''different'' for the human participant.

* In the ''WebOriginal/{{Vilous}}'' setting [[SharkMan sergals]] have almost no secondary sexual characteristics and bisexuality is normal for them so their genitals are designed for both homosexual and heterosexual sex. Females have a prehensile clitoral hood which protects their genitals and is able to grasp a male's penis during sex. Males keep their penises in a sheathe like canines when not in use. Fan art often depicts them with dog-like penises but canonically their penises are more similar to those of humans but with a tapered tip and asymmetrical bumps, dents, and bends that are different for each male. [[BirdFolk Nevreans]] have bird-like genitals. Although males do have a penis, they don't actually need to use it during mating and it normally only extends out of their slit during mating, although male sex workers can learn to extend it voluntarily for the pleasure of other races.