History Main / AllMenArePerverts

This leads to UnfortunateImplications for any male-female relationship between characters that would normally not involve sex. '''Any''' contact, be it between family members, at the workplace, or even in a [[VowOfCelibacy celibate]] [[InappropriatelyCloseComrades organization]] has the potential to be treated as perverted; especially when [[SlidingScaleOfLawEnforcement law enforcement]] is involved, regardless of the truth. Then there's the DoubleStandardRapeFemaleOnMale, suggesting that if all men always want sex and would never turn it down, then they cannot be raped by a woman. This is ripe for exploitation by a villain(ess). In addition, male sexuality or things that are made to appeal to male sexuality are frequently seen as gross, creepy and/or demeaning to women. Such material is far more likely to be subjected to scrutiny and/or backlash, especially compared to media that caters to female sexuality.

-->'''Andre:''' Take a look around the world, girl. Men don't never grow up. Get a bunch of us together with no ladies around and it's all boner jokes and headlocks. Your daddy just had enough money that he didn't have to hide it like the rest of us.

* Mentioned by Andre in ''Literature/FuturisticViolenceAndFancySuits'' when confronted with his former bosses Stripperiffic hologram housekeeper.

* This trope was mentioned and joked about in one round of ''Notes and Queries'' on ''Radio/ImSorryIHaventAClue''.\\

'''Humph:''' Graeme, this is your question. Is it true that men think about sex every seven seconds?\\

The [[DistaffCounterpart Spear Counterpart]] of AllWomenAreLustful: Men will do anything for sex, and women are the cerebral ones.

The DistaffCounterpart of AllWomenAreLustful: Men will do anything for sex, and women are the cerebral ones.

The man says nothing, turns around, leaves the room, and already has his car keys out as he passes the front door when the rest of the family emerges from the bushes outside and congratulate the man on passing the test of faithfulness, the father putting down his baseball bat to embrace his son-in-law.\\

The tendency for all men within a work of fiction to think primarily with their penises. As such they will be constantly trying to peek up girls' skirts or into the girl's locker room and will go out of their way (often to absurd lengths) to either catch a glimpse of something naughty or gain a minuscule chance of doing the deed. Whenever they actually get a peek at a [[IHaveBoobsYouMustObey woman's breasts]], they lose all brain function. This trope is often used as an excuse to hand male characters the IdiotBall. Men will become catatonic, [[DistractedByTheSexy prove unable to think straight]], get massive {{nosebleed}}s, etc. just because an attractive woman is in the room. If a man shows any amount of interest in a woman, it's assumed to be sexual. This trope is so prevalent that, if a male character is ''not'' being lecherous around women, he is often assumed to be either gay, completely UsefulNotes/{{asexual|ity}}, or just not right in the head.

** {{Justified}}; the main characters are all teenagers, after all. Marco's libido is often brought up, and he does everything from trying to get Cassie and Rachel to make out to using the internet to look up scantily clad women. Jake makes fun of Marco for it, but when Cassie's in a bikini, Jake [[EatingTheEyeCandy can't stop staring]]. Even Ax is portrayed as being a poor student because he's always thinking about girls (he's a teenager too, albeit an Andalite teenager). Tobias is the only one unaffected, most of the time.

[[caption-width-right:350:Miraculously, despite [[OverdrawnAtTheBloodbank the massive amount of blood lost]], there were no fatalities.]]

[[caption-width-right:350:Miraculously, despite the massive amount of blood lost, there were no fatalities.]]

* ''ComicBook/RobinSeries'': Tim, whose lack of perverted thoughts and chastity have caused many a reader to consider him on the asexual spectrum, has a brief moment of despair when he learns that Stephanie had to deal with inappropriate comments and touching when she was still in elementary school. In combination with the attempted rape his first girlfriend had to deal with, he wonders why women put up with and trust men at all.

-->"Choose a gender. In reality, scum like you are almost always male, but go ahead, play a female character. One with big boobs, no doubt. Female characters popular among male players almost always have big boobs. If you don't believe me, play ''VideoGame/TombRaider."

This leads to UnfortunateImplications for any male-female relationship between characters that would normally not involve sex. '''Any''' contact, be it between family members, at the workplace, or even in a [[VowOfCelibacy celibate]] [[InappropriatelyCloseComrades organization]] has the potential to be treated as perverted; especially when [[SlidingScaleOfLawEnforcement law enforcement]] is involved, regardless of the truth. Then there's the DoubleStandardRapeFemaleOnMale, suggesting that if all men always want sex and would never turn it down, then they cannot be raped by a woman. This is ripe for exploitation by a villain(ess).

* In the ''Series/LawAndOrderUK'' fanfic "[[https://m.fanfiction.net/s/9820206/1/ Choices]]", DS Matt Devlin -- a man himself -- states "all men are pigs" after he sleeps over at Alesha's place to look after her after she has a ConvenientMiscarriage (of her rapist's baby) and wakes up the next morning with. . .[[SomethingElseAlsoRises what most men wake up with]]. Despite it being a completely normal physiological reaction, he's disgusted with himself, given the ordeal Alesha's been through.

* ''ComicBook/UltimateXMen'': Jean Grey, the MsFanservice of the team and who has telepathy, has a RunningGag with her being annoyed that all men picture her naked or in her underwear. Even ''ComicBook/UltimateSpiderMan'', who is an otherwise good and loyal boyfriend to Mary Jane.[[note]]Then again, in Spider Man's case it happened AFTER she thanked him for not doing it, in a pure 'Don't think of a pink elephent' moment.[[/note]]

* ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''. Peter and his friends are this but the only one who stands out the most is QUAGMIRE.
** Chris and Brian. Also many of the male characters like Carter.

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* Webcomic/{{Bug|Martini}} wants NASA to know that when it comes to space travel, all anyone cares about is [[http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/sky-rockets-in-flight/ whether the astronauts have sex in space.]]

-->Should I pursue to do you, or [[ThisIndexTouchesItself just stroke]] [[UnusualEuphemism my knot]]?

* In ''Webcomic/{{Gosu}}'', after [[ISeeDeadPeople Song Yerin]] and Gang Ryong discover that the late Lord Hong had hidden "[[PornStash clothesless martial arts tomes]]" in his treasure chest, Yerin tries to defend Lord Hong's honour while they burned the tomes. However, Gang Ryong notes that [[ThisIndexTouchesItself the pages of the tomes were ''very'' well used and had stains on them, noticeably (and humorously) irritating Yerin...]]