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* 'Well, neither have you' is not the easy answer to all questions.

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* 'Well, neither have you' is not the easy answer to all questions.every question.
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* 'Well, neither have you' is not the easy answer to all questions.
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* A bad worksman blames his tools; a good worksman knew to get new ones that worked properly.
* Give a man a duck, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to duck, and he'll avoid low-flying objects.
* Manners cost nothing, which makes them difficult to claim on expenses.
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* All roads lead to Rome. All Jaywalkers lead to injury.

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* All roads lead to Rome. All Jaywalkers jaywalkers lead to injury.
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* Holding door for a lady is a courtesy. Holding a lady for a door gets you maced.

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* Holding a door for a lady is a courtesy. Holding a lady for a door gets you maced.
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* Slow and steady wins the race, but if you snooze, you lose.
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* If Alice has 8 apples, and she gives Bob 4 apples, [[DirtyCommunists socialism]] [[InsaneTrollLogic is infecting our children]]!
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[[Series/AllThat And now,]] Main/ThisTroper, [[Series/AllThat with more Vital Information for your everyday life]].

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[[Series/AllThat And now,]] Main/ThisTroper, Administrivia/ThisTroper, [[Series/AllThat with more Vital Information for your everyday life]].

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* RosesAreRedVioletsAreBlue, and I'm partially color blind.

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* RosesAreRedVioletsAreBlue, and RosesAreRedVioletsAreBlue And I'm partially color blind.


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* When you go out to eat at a restaurant, and you need to give your server their tip, don't yell, "I got a tip for you: Stop being so ugly, and THEN I'll give you my money!"
* All roads lead to Rome. All Jaywalkers lead to injury.
* If your feet smell and your nose runs, PLEASE respect my personal space!
* I scream, you scream, we all scream, and violate noise ordinances.
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[[Series/AllThat And now,]] Main/ThisTroper, [[Series/AllThat with more Vital Information for your everyday life]].
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* RosesAreRedVioletsAreBlue, and I'm partially color blind.
* [[AsTheGoodBookSays Treat others the way you want to be treated]]. Unless you're a masochist, then it's considered assault.
* If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, who gives a crap?
* You can fool some people all the time, and you can fool all of the people some of the time, but that comb-over ain't foolin' anyone!
* Holding door for a lady is a courtesy. Holding a lady for a door gets you maced.
* It is considered bizarre to cover yourself in sour cream, run out into the streets and yell, "I AM THE MIGHTY SOUR CREAMO! GIVE ME YOUR ONIONS AND CHIPS!"
* If your neighbor's dog poops on your lawn, your neighbor is an irresponsible pet owner. [[{{Squick}} If your neighbor's dog poops on your face, remind me to NEVER ask about your weekend!]]
* Keep your elbows off the table... And my shoulder when I'm trying to watch the movie.
* [[Creator/DrSeuss Do you like]] ''Literature/GreenEggsAndHam''? If so, you are SO getting food poisoning!
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