1 | [[Series/AllThat And now,]] Administrivia/ThisTroper, [[Series/AllThat with more Vital Information for your everyday life]]. |
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3 | * RosesAreRedVioletsAreBlue And I'm partially color blind. |
4 | * [[AsTheGoodBookSays Treat others the way you want to be treated]]. Unless you're a masochist, then it's considered assault. |
5 | * If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, who gives a crap? |
6 | * You can fool some people all the time, and you can fool all of the people some of the time, but that comb-over ain't foolin' anyone! |
7 | * Holding a door for a lady is a courtesy. Holding a lady for a door gets you maced. |
8 | * It is considered bizarre to cover yourself in sour cream, run out into the streets and yell, "I AM THE MIGHTY SOUR CREAMO! GIVE ME YOUR ONIONS AND CHIPS!" |
9 | * If your neighbor's dog poops on your lawn, your neighbor is an irresponsible pet owner. [[{{Squick}} If your neighbor's dog poops on your face, remind me to NEVER ask about your weekend!]] |
10 | * Keep your elbows off the table... And my shoulder when I'm trying to watch the movie. |
11 | * When you go out to eat at a restaurant, and you need to give your server their tip, don't yell, "I got a tip for you: Stop being so ugly, and THEN I'll give you my money!" |
12 | * All roads lead to Rome. All jaywalkers lead to injury. |
13 | * If your feet smell and your nose runs, PLEASE respect my personal space! |
14 | * I scream, you scream, we all scream, and violate noise ordinances. |
15 | * [[Creator/DrSeuss Do you like]] ''Literature/GreenEggsAndHam''? If so, you are SO getting food poisoning! |
16 | * If Alice has 8 apples, and she gives Bob 4 apples, [[DirtyCommunists socialism]] [[InsaneTrollLogic is infecting our children]]! |
17 | * Slow and steady wins the race, but if you snooze, you lose. |
18 | * A bad worksman blames his tools; a good worksman knew to get new ones that worked properly. |
19 | * 'Well, neither have you' is not the easy answer to every question. |
20 | * Give a man a duck, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to duck, and he'll avoid low-flying objects. |
21 | * Manners cost nothing, which makes them difficult to claim on expenses. |
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23 | ''[-[[BookEnds This has been This Troper With Vital Information.]]-]'' |
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