History JustForFun / GrandUnifiedTimelineTheDecadeWithNoName

* Community college professors take on rapidly evolving aliens. (''Film/{{Evolution}}'')

* December 24: Donna Noble meets the Tenth Doctor for the first time, after she was teleported into his TARDIS on accident. [[note]]The Racnoss race is ended once and for after the Doctor drowned the Racnoss offspring and Mr. Saxon, aka the Master, who escaped Malcassairo in the year 100 trillion orders a tank to shoot the ship down.[[/labelnote]] [[/note]] [[labelnote:Donna's world in "Turn Left"]]In an alternate timeline/universe created by one of the Trickster's Brigade latching onto Donna's back, the Racnoss is still defeated, but the Doctor drowns as Donna doesn't tell him to stop and Mr. Saxon, aka the Master remains on Malcassairo in the year 100 trillion. This universe's Donna meets Rose for the first time here.[[/labelnote]] (''Series/DoctorWho'')

** Shizuo Heiwajima, Izaya Orihara, Shinra Kishitani, and Kyohei Kadota attend high school at Raijin Academy. Izaya gathers followers (made up mostly of traumatized teenage girls). He stirs up a conflict between the high schools in the area, and Shizuo gains some fame as he finds himself in the center of it. Shizuo and Izaya meet for the first time and instantly hate each other. (''LightNovel/{{Durarara}}'')

* Izaya Orihara becomes wanted by the Ikebukuro police and frames Shizuo Heiwajima as an accomplice. While running from the police, Shizuo throws a vending machine at a police car, but is ultimately cleared of all charges once further investigation proves that he could not be involved in the crime. This only serves to fuel the two boys' hatred of each other. (''LightNovel/{{Durarara}}'')

* Namie Yagiri shows her brother Seiji Yagiri Celty's head. Seiji falls in love with it. (''LightNovel/{{Durarara}}'')

* The first Slasher incidents occur in Ikebukuro. (''LightNovel/{{Durarara}}'')
** Anri Sonohara is physically abused by her father. Although this is not an uncommon occurrence, it causes her mother to snap and use the demon blade Saika to kill her husband and then herself, right before Anri's eyes. Saika then goes into Anri. (''LightNovel/{{Durarara}}'')

* April 8: Nochizawa Eiji is born. (''LightNovel/SwordArtOnline'')
* April 20: Kohiruimaki Karen is born. (''LightNovel/SwordArtOnline'')

* July 29: Shigemura Yuuni is born. (''LightNovel/SwordArtOnline'')

* November 13: Shinkawa Shouichi is born. (''LightNovel/SwordArtOnline'')

* Kida Masaomi moves to Tokyo, but keeps in contact with childhood friend Mikado Ryugamine. (''LightNovel/{{Durarara}}'')

* May 18: Shinozaki Rika is born. (''LightNovel/SwordArtOnline'')

* July 7: Haruhi Suzumiya and "John Smith" use a field stripe marker to deface the athletic field of East Junior High School in Nishinomiya, Japan, with unknown ideograms later interpreted as "I am here". This incident is, or becomes, the earliest point to which TimeTravel is possible. (''LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya'')

* September 30: Yuuki Asuna is born. (''LightNovel/SwordArtOnline'')

* Namie Yagiri becomes Yagiri Pharmaceuticals' Research and Development Department. (''LightNovel/{{Durarara}}'')

* October 7: Kirigaya Kazuto is born under the name of Narusaka Kazuto. (''LightNovel/SwordArtOnline'')

* Kida Masaomi's gang begins to identify themselves as the Yellow Scarves. (''LightNovel/{{Durarara}}'')
** Saki Mikajima, under Izaya Orihara's instruction, approaches Kida. She eventually becomes his girlfriend. (''LightNovel/{{Durarara}}'')

* Aoba Kuronuma persuades Ran Izumii to become the leader of his gang, the Blue Squares. (''LightNovel/{{Durarara}}'')

* Less than a year after Kazuto is born, his parents die. He is subsequently adopted by the Kirigaya family. (''LightNovel/SwordArtOnline'')

* April 19: Kirigaya Suguha is born. (''LightNovel/SwordArtOnline'')

** Asada Shino is born. (''LightNovel/SwordArtOnline'')

** Ayano Keiko is born. (''LightNovel/SwordArtOnline'')

* Conflict arises between the Yellow Scarves and the Blue Squares. Izaya Orihara sells information to both sides. (''LightNovel/{{Durarara}}'')
** Under Izaya's recommendation, Saki Mikajima approaches the Blue Squares. They then kidnap her and break her leg to get Kida Masaomi's attention. Masaomi runs to save her, but freezes up as he gets close, ultimately failing to save her. Four members of the Blue Squares--Kadota Kyohei, Walker Yumasaki, Erika Kawisawa, and Saburo--betray their gang and save Saki instead. (''LightNovel/{{Durarara}}'')
*** As a result of this incident, Masaomi leaves the Yellow Scarves and breaks up with Saki. He invites Mikado Ryugamine to join him at Raira Academy, and Mikado accepts. (''LightNovel/{{Durarara}}'')

* In the midst of WorldWarIII, the international community condemns France for developing an unknown "anti-Juno" weapon in secret, and orders them to hand over Tartaros, their Arts Class Juno. France refuses, and Germany responds by dispatching the Vanargand-- their strongest Titano-Machina-- to Paris in an effort to stop their heresy. France's own two Titano-Machina, Lares and Lemures, attempt to intercept it, but are forced to retreat. In response, France sends out their secret weapon: the Taranis, a tank made from the same nanometal as Titano-Machina, but sporting an entirely "human" design. Using the Bio-Energy from one individual at the cost of their own life, the Taranis' Soul Cannon pierces the Vanargand, displaces its core, and the beast collapses onto the ruins of Paris. The Taranis is commended as a symbol of hope for humanity's liberation from Juno technology. (''VideoGame/FugaMelodiesOfSteel'')
* The Australian government, internally collapsing due to the threat of Russia, China and Korea, calls for their Juno research team to find a solution. Yurlungur, the AI personality developed by Australia's Juno, proposes the "Reset command" as a way to end the global devastation-- a command that would result in every living organism on Earth being converted to particles of light and then being used to restart all life from scratch. The scientists, despite acknowledging that the human race will perish, join hands and perform the Reset. All Titano-Machina-- including any "artificial" ones, such as [[VideoGame/FugaMelodiesOfSteel the Taranis]]-- are sealed away into the ground, most of the Earth's landmass is suspended into the sky, and life regains its physical form before undergoing rapid evolution and death. Eventually, once cats and dogs are mixed in with the human genome and respectively develop into Felineko and Caninu, the speed of evolution returns to normal and the two new species begin living their lives similar to how humans once did. (''VideoGame/SolatoroboRedTheHunter, [[https://archive.org/details/solatorobo-supplemental-material-translation-english/Reset%20Information%20From%20Artbook Settings Archive Vol 3 -Starlet]]'' artbook)

* Martians invade and are killed by germs. (''Film/WarOfTheWorlds'' [2005 film])

* November: Billy Butcher returns home and meets his mother for the first time since the death of his wife. (''Comicbook/TheBoys'')

* December: Aliens attack Los Angeles. Duke Nukem kicks their asses. (''VideoGame/DukeNukem3D'')

* May 25: During a red moon, 4-Town’s Toronto concert is attacked by a giant red panda mother. (''WesternAnimation/TurningRed'')

* March 19: Following a terrorist attack on New York that led to the deaths of 12,000 people, and after U.S. President George Baker's demands for the Middle Eastern nations to release the terrorist leader "Darin" from their custody go unheard, the United States and its international allies declare war on the Middle East, launching air strikes on their major cities and air force bases. (''VideoGame/SolatoroboRedTheHunter, [[https://imgur.com/a/JYCgs Settings Archive Vol 3 -Starlet]]'' artbook)
* March 20: The day after the Middle Eastern War begins and air strikes have started, the United States and its allies send out ground troops to fight. (''VideoGame/SolatoroboRedTheHunter, [[https://imgur.com/a/JYCgs Settings Archive Vol 3 -Starlet]]'' artbook)

* Around May/June: Through the overwhelming strength of their Titano-Machina superweapons, the United States and its allies suppress the Middle Eastern forces, ending the war a mere two months after it started. However, due to the Middle Eastern forces feigning surrender, they are unable to secure the singular Juno held by the Middle East. (''VideoGame/SolatoroboRedTheHunter, [[https://imgur.com/a/JYCgs Settings Archive Vol 3 -Starlet]]'' artbook)

* A year after the end of the Middle Eastern War, Spanish forces stationed in Saudi Arabia are suddenly and brutally devastated by twenty-eight Titano-Machina of unknown affiliation. It soon comes to light that these superweapons were created from the Juno held by the Middle East. The United States forces its allies and neutral nations alike to hand over their own Juno and Titano-Machina, and soon dispatches them into the Middle East, beginning World War III. (''VideoGame/SolatoroboRedTheHunter, [[https://imgur.com/a/JYCgs Settings Archive Vol 3 -Starlet]]'' artbook)
* A mere three months into World War III, the death toll exceeds that of 250 million people. Some Asian and South American nations ally with the Middle East, and all-out war reaches every area of the planet. The United States is completely unable to reclaim the Middle East. Human civilization and the Earth's biosphere as a whole has begun rapidly collapsing as a result of all the devastation, and all major powers have been reduced to fighting one another. (''VideoGame/SolatoroboRedTheHunter, [[https://imgur.com/a/JYCgs Settings Archive Vol 3 -Starlet]]'' artbook)

* The Australian government, internally collapsing due to the threat of Russia, China and Korea, calls for their Juno research team to find a solution. Yurlungur, the AI personality developed by Australia's Juno, proposes the "Reset command" as a way to end the global devastation-- a command that would result in every living organism on Earth being converted to particles of light and then being used to restart all life from scratch. The scientists, despite acknowledging that the human race will perish, join hands and perform the Reset. All Titano-Machina-- including any "artificial" ones, such as [[VideoGame/FugaMelodiesOfSteel the Taranis]]-- are sealed away into the ground, most of the Earth's landmass is suspended into the sky, and life regains its physical form before undergoing rapid evolution and death. Eventually, once cats and dogs are mixed in with the human genome and respectively develop into Felineko and Caninu, the speed of evolution returns to normal and the two new species begin living their lives similar to how humans once did. (''VideoGame/SolatoroboRedTheHunter, [[https://imgur.com/a/JYCgs Settings Archive Vol 3 -Starlet]]'' artbook)

* The Australian government, internally collapsing due to the threat of Russia, China and Korea, calls for their Juno research team to find a solution. Yurlungur, the AI personality developed by Australia's Juno, proposes the "Reset command" as a way to end the global devastation-- a command that would result in every living organism on Earth being converted to particles of light and then being used to restart all life from scratch. The scientists, despite acknowledging that the human race will perish, join hands and perform the Reset. All Titano-Machina are sealed away into the ground, most of the Earth's landmass is suspended into the sky, and life regains its physical form before undergoing rapid evolution and death. Eventually, once cats and dogs are mixed in with the human genome and respectively develop into Felineko and Caninu, the speed of evolution returns to normal and the two new species begin living their lives similar to how humans once did. (''VideoGame/SolatoroboRedTheHunter, [[https://imgur.com/a/JYCgs Settings Archive Vol 3 -Starlet]]'' artbook)

* January 23: Special effects experts Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman begin testing out experiments on various urban myths, in what would be their [[LongRunners longest-running hit]] on Creator/DiscoveryChannel. (''Series/{{Mythbusters}}'')

** Joe Nobody sees an article on ''The Huffington Post'' about how several programs in the "troubled teen" industry are shutting down due to the economy. He reads some reader comments about how Elan School is still operational and still abusive, and gets emotional. (''Webcomic/JoeVsElanSchool'')

GrandUnifiedTimeline events from 2000 C.E. to 2009 C.E.

** Joe Nobody reads an article on ''The Huffington Post'' about how the "troubled teen" industry is shutting down due to the economy. He reads some reader comments about how Elan School is still operational and still abusive, and gets emotional. (''Webcomic/JoeVsElanSchool'')