History ImprobableWeaponUser / WebOriginal

* ''Roleplay/GlobalGuardiansPBEMUniverse''
** Super-assassin Demise has this as a super-power. Literally anything, in her hands, can be used as a weapon. If she is armed with something that is already a weapon, she becomes the deadliest fighter on the planet. If she's armed with something that normally couldn't be considered a weapon by any sane man (in the past, she's killed people with a plastic spork, a comb, a snow globe, a smiley-face button, greeting cards, paperback books, chopsticks, cellular phones, toothpicks, paper clips, rubber bands, and music [=CDs=]) she ''also'' becomes the deadliest fighter on the planet. Of course, while she's a highly trained martial artist and has a body any Olympic-level athlete would love to possess, she's also just a BadassNormal. She tried to do that "deadliest fighter in the world" thing on [[FlyingBrick Ultra-Man]], and he just smirked and knocked her out with a flick of his finger.
** [[MonsterClown Tom Foolery]] from the same setting uses weaponized toys, including machine-gun armed teddy-bears, explosive rubber balls, sharpened jacks that he throws like shurikens, acid-filled water-guns, and so on.
** As her name suggests, Yo-Yo is an expert at using a yo-yo as a weapon. Lots of superheroes who laughed at her ended up bruised and battered.
** Oddball juggles billiard balls. And throws them with [[ImprobableAimingSkills amazing accuracy]].

* In ''Roleplay/UnnaturalSelection'', this is encouraged by the RPGMechanicsVerse: Damage is determined solely by the user's offensive stat (making the character's "weapon forms" purely cosmetic combat-wise), but usability as a tool actually depends on the weapon form. As a consequence, most characters will have at least one weapon form that's a tool, musical instrument, etc.; protagonist Alison's first two weapon forms are [[PrehensileHair her hair]] and [[PianoDrop a piano]].[[note]]Usability is based on weapon form, but NOT efficiency: The latter depends on the user's offensive stat too, meaning a DPS brute with a screwdriver will drive in screws faster than a weaker character using a power drill with screwdriver attachment. The weapon form merely means that they're both able to do it.[[/note]]

* In the final battle between [[WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd gamers]] and [[Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses reviewers]], WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick weaponizes the BigLippedAlligatorMoment.

** Chaka uses regular playing cards and some forks. Lancer has a pair of paper swords (which he can cover with his PK field, making them incredibly dangerous). Generator has a Hello Kitty compact which is not at all what it seems.
** Generator is too CrazyAwesome to stop there. She has ''weaponized hair decs''! And a stuffed cabbit that has taken down grown men in armor!

* In the final battle between [[WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd gamers]] and [[Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses reviewers]], WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick weaponizes the BigLippedAlligatorMoment. I kid you not.

* Agents in the Fanfic/AntiClicheAndMarySueEliminationSociety use a lot of different weapons: Claire uses pinecones (yes, you read that right), Marcus sometimes uses an umbrella, Tyler uses a three foot long Lego axle, Tom uses a ''shrubbery'', and Stephen once beat a Sue into submission using a payphone.

* Hitler's pencil in WebVideo/HitlerRants. Nicknamed the "Pencil of Doom and Mass Destruction", it has the powers to completely blow up a planet. The funny thing? The powers are activated by ''banging'' it to his table.

* In ''Roleplay/UnnaturalSelection'', this is encouraged by the RPGMechanicsVerse: Damage is determined solely by the user's offensive stat (making the character's "weapon forms" purely cosmetic combat-wise), but usability as a tool actually depends on the weapon form. As a consequence, most characters will have at least one weapon form that's a tool, musical instrument, etc.; protagonist Alison's first two weapon forms are [[PrehensileHair her hair]] and [[PianoDrop a piano]].[[note]]Usability is based on weapon form, but NOT efficiency: The latter depends on the user's offensive stat too, meaning a DPS brute with a screwdriver will drive in screws faster than a weaker character using a power drill with screwdriver attachment. The weapon form merely means that they're both able to do it.[[/note]]

* In ''Roleplay/UnnaturalSelection'', this is encouraged by the RPGMechanicsVerse: Damage is determined solely by the user's offensive stat (making the "weapon form" purely cosmetic combat-wise), but usability as a tool actually depends on the weapon form. As a consequence, a lot of characters will have at least one weapon form that's a tool, musical instrument, etc.[[note]]Usability is based on weapon form, but NOT efficiency: The latter depends on the user's offensive stat too, meaning a DPS brute with a screwdriver will drive in screws faster than a weaker character using a power drill with screwdriver attachment. The weapon form merely means that they're both able to do it.[[/note]]

* ''WebAnimation/MadnessCombat'' has Tricky, [[NightmareFuel a super-evil-zombie Clown]], who wields a....stopsign that was used by the protagonist to ''nail him to a giant marshmallow''.

* The main weapons of [[Literature/WorldDominationInRetrospect Psycho Gecko]] are a laser potato peeler, rubber chicken grenades, and a rocket saxophone. In the past he has used a bone shard from the stump of his hand to kill someone.

* ''WhateleyUniverse'':

* ''SurvivalOfTheFittest'':

* Agents in the AntiClicheAndMarySueEliminationSociety use a lot of different weapons: Claire uses pinecones (yes, you read that right), Marcus sometimes uses an umbrella, Tyler uses a three foot long Lego axle, Tom uses a ''shrubbery'', and Stephen once beat a Sue into submission using a payphone.

* The soldiers in ''WebVideo/ShockTroopers'' make use of a defibrillator to shock enemies, blast them dozens of feet into the air, or set them on fire.

* The soldiers in ''WebVideo/ShockTroopers'' makes use of a defibrillator to shock enemies, blast them dozens of feet into the air, or set them on fire.

-->2290. Even if the rules allow it, my gladiator's starting weapons cannot be the trident and bagpipes.

* Although he doesn't have a specific WeaponOfChoice, Terrence of ''KateModern'' usually favours fairly improbable weapons, ranging from an ordinary stick to a freezer van. Occasionally these are {{improvised weapon}}s, but more often than not they aren't, and you get the impression he's just [[EvilFeelsGood enjoying himself]].

* Hitler's pencil in WebVideo/HitlerRants. Nicknamed the "Pencil of Doom and Mass Destruction", it has the powers to completely blow up a planet. The funny thing? The powers are activated by ''banging'' it to his table.

* In {{Xombie}} Dirge's favored weapon is a shovel.

* ''GlobalGuardiansPBEMUniverse''

* In one case of cosplaying as ComicBook/{{Deadpool}}, Webvideo/DPiddy delivered a OneHitKO to another Deadpool cosplayer...with a rubber chicken.

* ''DarwinsSoldiers'':

* ''{{WebAnimation/RWBY}}'' has weapons that include a Rifle-Scythe, a magic-casting Revolver-Rapier, a Killer Yo Yo-Katana with a sharpened scabbard, a Rifle-Katana, a pair of Shotgun-Gauntlets, a missile launcher that turns into a club, a grenade launcher that turns into a warhammer and one particular weapon which transforms into a sword, rifle, and a spear that flies with the rifle's recoil.

* Good old ChristianBrutalSniper is fond of this. He's used a chocolate bar to kill someone before.

* In the fifth episode of the Stickman Can't Fight series, Black uses a hula hoop.

* In the fifth episode of the Stickman Can't Fight Black uses a hula hoop.

* ''{{WebAnimation/RWBY}}'' has weapons that include a Rifle-Scythe, a magic-casting Revolver-Rapier, a Killer Yo Yo-Katana with a sharpened scabbard, a Rifle-Katana, a pair of Shotgun-Gauntlets, a missile launcher that turns into a club, a grenade launcher that turns into a warhammer and one particular weapon which transforms into a sword, rifle, and a spear that flies with the rifle's recoil.

* ''WebAnimation/RWBY'' has weapons that include a Rifle-Scythe, a magic-casting Revolver-Rapier, a Killer Yo Yo-Katana with a sharpened scabbard, a Rifle-Katana, a pair of Shotgun-Gauntlets, a missile launcher that turns into a club, and one particular weapon which transforms into a sword, rifle, and a spear that flies with the rifle's recoil.

* RWBY has weapons that include a Rifle-Scythe, a magic-casting Revolver-Rapier, a Killer Yo Yo-Katana with a sharpened scabbard, a Rifle-Katana, a pair of Shotgun-Gauntlets, a missile launcher that turns into a club, and one particular weapon which transforms into a sword, rifle, and a spear that flies with the rifle's recoil.

* Agents in the AntiClicheAndMarySueEliminationSociety use a lot of different weapons: Claire uses pinecones (yes, you read that right), Marcus sometimes uses an umbrella, Tyler uses a three foot long Lego axle, Tom uses a ''shrubbery'', and Stephen once beat a Sue into submission using a payphone.

* ''TheHorriblySlowMurdererWithTheExtremelyInefficientWeapon''