History Heartwarming / ChristopherTitus

'''Rachel:''' ''[coldly]'' I want to see that bitch.\\

* When Titus's ex-wife drags him to court again for more child support, he manages to talk his new wife into going with him. His new wife was reluctant at first, right up until Titus mentioned the court date that his ex-wife had selected was his new wife's birthday. Apparently, now [[ItsPersonal it was personal]], because Titus finds his new wife "dialed the hotness level UpToEleven" to go to court.

* Throughout the special, though he really doesn't like Trump or Clinton (and thinks it's ridiculous that people reacted the way they did when Trump won in 2016), he makes it perfectly clear he doesn't blame the people who voted for either of them. His biggest political point is that the left and right both need to come together and stop hating each other.

* [[ItMakesSenseInContext Titus's dad kidnapped him.]] Semi-legally, no less. How? [[RunningGag He didn't think it through,]] but by sheer luck he got seated next to the ''District Attorney'' of the town Titus was in at the time on the flight, who happened to be going through a messy divorce at the time and told Ken how to legally abduct his own child.

-->'''Titus:''' I want you to know something. [[YouAreNotAlone There are five people in your life, I guarantee that no matter how bad you feel, you could pick up the phone and call them.]] And they love you so much, that if you told them what was going on, they would show up where you are...with baseball bats. ''{{Beat}}'' And we would find and beat the shit out of whoever hurt you. Wouldn't you, for the people you love?
* When Titus's ex-wife drags him to court again for more child support, he manages to talk his new wife into going with him. His new wife was reluctant at first, but agreed...until Titus mentioned the court date that his ex-wife had selected was ''on his new wife's birthday.'' Apparently, she made it personal, because Titus finds his new wife dialed the hotness level UpToEleven to go to court.

-->'''Titus:''' I want you to know something. [[YouAreNotAlone There are five people in your life, I guarantee that no matter how bad you feel, you could pick up the phone and call them.]] And they love you so much, that if you told them what was going on, they would show up where you are...with baseball bats. ''{{Beat}}'' And we would find and beat the shit out of whoever hurt you. Wouldn't you, for the people you love?

* Throughout the special, though he really doesn't like Trump or Clinton (and thinks it's ridiculous that people reacted the way they did when Trump won in 2016), he makes it perfectly clear he doesn't blame the people who voted for either of them. His biggest political point is that the left and right both need to come together and stop hating each other.

* Throughout the special, though he really doesn't like Trump or Clinton, he makes it perfectly clear he doesn't blame the people who voted for them. His biggest political point is that the left and right both need to come together and stop hating each other.

* His daughter, attending church with both her biological mother and Titus' new wife, is told that she can only take one rose for Mother's Day. [[TakeAThirdOption She tears the rose up and gives each woman an equal number of petals]] before hugging them.

* Meeting Sgt. Pepper (yes, [[NoCelebritiesWereHarmed that's his real name]]) on a tour to Iraq. Despite being in a wheelchair and being blind in both eyes, Sgt. Pepper told Titus that [[Series/{{Titus}} his show]] ''rocked'', and that it was an honor to have him there. Titus, who is "pretty good at [[BlackComedy finding funny in]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice a dark place]], couldn't say anything except 'You're welcome.'"

* The story of how he met Bruce Springsteen during the time that he was divorced from Erin and dating Rachel Bradley, including finding out that Bruce's son was a fan of Titus's TV show (which was canceled at the time, but did get a DVD release of all three seasons).

* Meeting Sgt. Pepper (yes, [[NoCelebritiesWereHarmed that's his real name]]) on a tour to Iraq. Despite being in a wheelchair and being blind in both eyes, Sgt. Pepper told Titus that [[Series/{{Titus}} his show]] ''rocked'', and that it was an honor to have him there. Titus, who is "pretty good at [[BlackComedy finding funny in]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice a dark place]], couldn't say anything except "You're welcome."

* Titus naming off all the things that happened to him that should have driven him to be an antidepressants addict (his mom's suicide after her latest stint in court-ordered psychiatric therapy, his sister's suicide after the guy she was dating broke up with her yet again, his divorce from Erin that took him 5 years to finalize and cost him roughly $2 million in alimony and legal fees, and living with his JerkAss dad who crushed his self-esteem [[note]]The televised version of "Neverlution" just named off his mom and sister's suicides and the divorce from Erin that took him five years to finalize and cost him $2.5 million; the reference to being depressed because of his dad was in the audio recording[[/note]]), but he instead takes his messed-up life and makes ''himself'' an antidepressant for others -- one that you can safely take with alcohol.
* His discovery at a seminar when the people told him that a man doesn't spend his life savings to keep custody and stay with you your entire life because he hates you. Titus has made comments in past routines that something happened that made him and his dad reconcile but that was the first time he layed it all out.

* His relationship with his father. Yes, he may have been crazy and a JerkAss, but Titus obviously has a lot of love for him.

* Meeting Sgt. Pepper (yes, [[NoCelebritiesWereHarmed that's his real name]]) on a tour to Iraq. Despite being in a wheelchair and being blind in both eyes, Sgt. Pepper told Titus that [[{{Titus}} his show]] ''rocked'', and that it was an honor to have him there. Titus, who is "pretty good at [[BlackComedy finding funny in]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice a dark place]], couldn't say anything except "You're welcome."

* Titus naming off all the things that happened to him that should have driven him to be an antidepressants addict (his mom's suicide after her latest stint in court-ordered psychiatric therapy, his sister's suicide after the guy she was dating broke up with her yet again, his divorce from Erin that took him 5 years to finalize and cost him roughly $2 million in alimony and legal fees, and living with his JerkAss dad who crushed his self-esteem [[hottip:*:The televised version of "Neverlution" just named off his mom and sister's suicides and the divorce from Erin that took him five years to finalize and cost him $2.5 million; the reference to being depressed because of his dad was in the audio recording]]), but he instead takes his messed-up life and makes ''himself'' an antidepressant for others -- one that you can safely take with alcohol.

* Titus finding love with a woman who was not only better-looking than his wife, but was smart and mentally stable. Yes, he did embarrass himself a few times, but given his past loves (who all either cheated on him or were psychotic) and his wife utterly destroying him with allegations that [[WouldHitAGirl he beat her]] and [[WouldHurtAChild his kids]] (never mind that Titus' wife stole money from her kids' college funds so she can get plastic surgery for two guys she was dating behind Titus' back) just so she can side-step the "no-fault divorce laws" in California (which only allow one spouse to get everything if he or she claims that the other spouse abused him or her), this was a happy ending for him.

* His discovery at a seminar when the people told him that a man doesn't spend his life savings to keep custody and stay with you your entire life because he hates you. Titus has made comments in past routines that something happened that made him and his dad reconcile but that was the first time he layed it all out.

* Meeting Sgt. Pepper (yes, [[NoCelebritiesWereHarmed that's his real name]]) on a tour to Iraq. Despite being in a wheelchair and being blind in both eyes, Sgt. Pepper told Titus that [[{{Titus}} his show]] ''rocked'', and that it was an honor to have him there. Titus, who is "pretty good at [[DeadBabyComedy finding funny in]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice a dark place]], couldn't say anything except "You're welcome."

* Titus naming off all the things that happened to him that should have driven him to be an antidepressants addict (his mom's suicide after her latest stint in court-ordered psychiatric therapy, his sister's suicide after the guy she was dating broke up with her yet again, his divorce from Erin that took him 5 years to finalize and cost him roughly $2 million in alimony and legal fees, and living with his JerkAss dad who crushed his self-esteem [[hottip:*:The televised version of "Neverlution" just named off his mom and sister's suicides and the divorce from Erin that took him five years to finalize and cost him $2.5 million; the reference to being depressed because of his dad was in the audio recording]]), but he instead takes his messed-up and makes ''himself'' an antidepressant for others -- one that you can safely take with alcohol. Also counts as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.

** Titus naming off all the things that happened to him that should have driven him to be an antidepressants addict (his mom's suicide after her latest stint in court-ordered psychiatric therapy, his sister's suicide after the guy she was dating broke up with her yet again, his divorce from Erin that took him 5 years to finalize and cost him $2 million in alimony and legal fees, and living with his JerkAss dad who crushed his self-esteem), but he instead takes his messed-up and makes ''himself'' an antidepressant for others -- one that you can safely take with alcohol. Also counts as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.

* Meeting Sgt. Pepper (yes, [[NoCelebritiesWereHarmed that's his real name]]) on a tour to Iraq. Despite being in a wheelchair and being blind in both eyes, Sgt. Pepper told Titus that [[{{Titus}} his show]] ''rocked'', and that it was an honor to have him there. Titus, who is "pretty good at [[DeadBabyComedy finding funny in]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice a dark place]], couldn't say anything except "You're welcome."

* In ''Neverlution'', it's made pretty clear that Titus is able to get through his dysfunctional life nowadays (especially in the wake of his divorce) by focusing on raising his children to the best of his ability.
** Titus naming off all the things that happened to him that should have driven him to be an antidepressants addict (his mom's suicide after her latest stint in court-ordered psychiatric therapy, his sister's suicide after the guy she was dating broke up with her yet again, his divorce from Erin that took him 5 years to finalize and cost him $2 million in alimony and legal fees, and living with his JerkAss dad who crushed his self-esteem), but he instead takes his messed-up and makes ''himself'' an antidepressant for others -- one that you can safely take with alcohol. Also counts as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.