History Funny / ZeroPunctuation

-->So while Journey to the West was about an arrogant monkey king who is forced to learn discipline by escorting a Buddhist monk on a pilgrimage, Enslaved is about a bloke [[GroinAttack slapping robots in the dick]]. [[But his name is InNameOnly Monkey]], [[SarcasmMode so that's alright then]].

* From his ''Enslaved: Odyssey To The West'' review... "So while Journey to the West was about an arrogant monkey king who is forced to learns disipline by escorting a buddist monk on a pilgrimage, Enslaved is about a bloke [[GroinAttack slapping robots in the dick]]. But his name is monkey, [[SarcasmMode so that's alright then]]."

* From his ''Enslaved: Odyssey To The West'' review... "So while Journey to the West was about an arrogant monkey king who is forced to learns disipline by escorting a buddist monk on a pilgrimage, Enslaved is about a bloke slapping robots in the dick. But his name is monkey, [[SarcasmMode so that's alright then]]."

* "I wasn't aware that boiled water could form allegiances." *Illustrated with a image of a beaker with water over a Bunsen burner shouting: "FUCK THE POPE"*

* "This might sound a bit weird, but 'hoerdy goerdy bobbley boo.'"

** Also from that review, his hilariously accurate impersonation of Samus' [[EmotionlessGirl monotone voice]] and [[PurpleProse overly flowerly way of speaking]].

* "This might sound a bit weird, but 'hoerdy goerdy bobbley boo.'"
* The [[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/916-Wolfenstein entire Wolfenstein review]]. Reviewing a game with all of his snappy wit and trademark loquaciousness in ''limerick'' form? Genius!

* "This might sound a bit weird, but 'hoerdy goerdy bobbley boo.'"

* After spending the whole ''TombRaider: Anniversary'' review trying to avoid referring to breasts, Yahtzee breaks down and spits out a HurricaneOfEuphemisms for boobies.

** Also, "Abloogy-woogy-woo."

* The "masterfully executed Link" from his ''[[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/544-Thief-The-Dark-Project Thief: The Dark Project review]]'', with accompanying [[VisualPun visual gag]], was almost painfully hilarious.

* His description of his thought process during his first scary moment in AmnesiaTheDarkDescent
--> "Nothing much here either, I'll just go back and- whoa, just a moment, what was that thing I just glimpsed running down a hallway? I don't know, but it looked cross about something, so I think I'll go down this other hallway instead...Oh, it's blocked. Well, I'll just turn back and- [[JumpScare WHERE DID YOU COME FROM!?]] ''Augh runrunrunrunrun I'm sorry I didn't mean to mess up your chairs''- OH PISSING BLIMEY '''THERE'S JAM LEAKING OUT OF THE WALLS!'''"

* His description of his thought process during his first scary moment in Amnesia:TheDarkDescent
--> "Nothing much here either, I'll just go back and- whoa, just a moment, what was that thing I just glimpsed running down a hallway? I don't know, but it looked cross about something, so I think I'll go down this other hallway instead...Oh, it's blocked. Well, I'll just turn back and- [[JumpScare WHERE DID YOU COME FROM!?]] ''Augh runrunrunrunrun I'm sorry I didn't mean to mess up your chairs''- OH PISSING BLIMEY '''THERE'S JAM LEAKING OUT OF THE WALLS!'''"

--> ...[[BreatherEpisode Yeah, it's pretty good.]] ''(cue credits, which get cut short after two slides)'' [[AvertedTrope Alright]], [[CausticCritic alright!]]

* From his ''MetroidOtherM'' review: "...''DeadOrAlive'' Extreme Beach Volleyball, or, as it's sometimes known, ''BOING!''"

* his critique of SplinterCell's IdiotPlot and how the villains are ToDumbTooLive.

* From his MetroidOtherM review: "...''DeadOrAlive'' Extreme Beach Volleyball, or, as it's sometimes known, ''BOING!''"

* From his MetroidOtherM review: "...''DeadOrAlive'' Extreme Beach Volleyball, also known as ''BOING!''"

* From his MetroidOtherM review: "...DeadOrAlive Extreme Beach Volleyball, also known as BOING!"

* In the review for Crackdown 2, when talking about the online multiplayer, he says, "Joining random online games is like walking into an aviary full of nitrous oxide and trying to play scrabble with the kookaburras while they stand around having sex with your mum."

* After spending the whole ''TombRaider: Anniversary'' review trying to avoid referring to breasts, Yahtzee breaks down and spits out a Hurricane Of Euphemisms for boobies.

**While it felt like a jab at Nintendo and Mario as a whole, most of the review was still very funny but this part sticks out where a hypothetical Toad says, "Didn't this exact same happen not however long ago? Say did anyone remember to press charges on Bowser, put him in prison or something, what exactly was stopping him turning around and pulling the same **** the moment Mario and the princess were distracted with each others 'cakes'. See people this is why we need to introduce a CONSTITUTIONAL monarchy! Wark-wark!" The visuals help.

* [[TheLegendOfZelda "The Hero called "Link" on the few occasions I'm mature anough not to abuse the "Enter Name" feature, and "Fagballs" on all the others."]]

-->What a debater. He should take it up full time. That way we could legitimately describe him as a [[JustForPun mass-debater]].