History Funny / YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeriesSeasonTwo

* After Zork and Pals was cancelled, Zork went on to star in The Suite Life of Zork and Cody.

'''Joey:''' That bastard Kaiba JustForFun/{{Rickroll}}ed me!

-->'''Kaiba''': You start off by shuffing your decks-

* "WHO'S THAT MOKEMON?" "IT'S BUNEARY!"

'''Wesley:''' ''(in Tristan's voice)'' The main deflector dish!

--> '''Yami''': That power belongs to me and me alone! And maybe to NSYNC, but mostly to me!

-->'''Odion:''' Yes. I, Marik Ishtar, am a knob-head

* Episode 40 has a few good ones, the nod to LK's [=AnimeNEXT=] cameo, [=Takahata101=] guest starring a week after WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged finished the Saiyan Saga, theDestiny Board message jab:

--->'''[[WebVideo/NarutoTheAbridgedComedyFandubSpoofSeriesShow Naruto:]]''' [[IronicEcho Why is everyone on this show a @#!*% duelist?]]

-->'''Marik:'''No, I'm not! I mean, uh, who is this strange person of whom I've never heard of? He seems like a big, bald jerk.

* Yugi giving an emotional speech about how much his friendship with Joey means so much that he's willing to lose the duel and [[NeverSayDie go to the Shadow Realm,]] only to take it back and call him a worse friend than Tristan when Joey reveals to him that their duel is an actual deathtrap and he will actually drown if he loses.

-->'''Bandit Keith:''' What do you mean you guys don't like ''{{Film/Armageddon}}''?!\\

* Yami's plan to defeat Arakana by spoiling every plot twist ever.

'''Yami''': Creator/NicoleKidman [[Film/TheOthers is a ghost]] and [[Film/CitizenKane Rosebud]] [[ItWasHisSled is the sled!]]\\

--> '''Lumis:''' Yeah man! I'm doing it with both hands!

--> '''Umbra:''' Secretly unbeknownst to them, Steve, we are flipping them off below our cloaks!

-->'''Kaiba''': Each start by shuffing each others decks-

-->'''Kaiba''': Who said that?! Who the Fuck said that?! I'm warning you, I won't start this tournament until someone owns up. Now who said it?

-->'''Kaiba''': Who said that?! Who the Fuck said that?! I'm warning you, I won't start this tournament until someone fesses up. Now who said it?

-->'''Téa''': We didn't start the fire. Itwas always burning, since the world's been turning.

--> [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar I always knew you wanted me to be inside you, Bakura.]]

'''Marik''': She's not even your real mom, douche bag!\\

-->'''Tristan:''' "Oh my god! [[TakeThat Who's Team Four Star?!]]"

* "I'm going to go hold this baby up to the moon! I'm-a pretty sure thaeyt's one of our ancient traditions!"

-->'''Hank:''' Hey Veronica! What do you think of burgundy for the sacrificial chamber?

* '''[[TakeThat [ACTUAL 4KIDS DIALOGUE] ]]'''

-->'''Joey:''' Hey Kaiba, since Marik entered the tournament under a fake name shouldn't he be disqualified?
-->'''Kaiba:''' The only person who should be disqualified around here is [[http://i718.photobucket.com/albums/ww188/kitty_fur/balcktristan.jpg?t=1257092493 whoever made Tristan black in this shot]].

* "Fo shizzah ma nizza! Ma brizzas be off the hizza!"

* "Oh no! I'm late for a children's card game! Somehow this prevents me from simply lowering the knife and stabbing him! Punctuality! My Achilles Heel!"

* The scene in episode 44 with the [[WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past From The Future]].

'''Kaiba:''' "Was it... good?"\\

-->'''Ishizu:''' Our universe has grown tired and cliche. Our characters have become nothing more then vessels for lame catchphrases. For example, Joey saying, "Nyeh."

-->'''Ishizu:''' Or Tristan saying... pretty much anything...
-->'''Tristan:''' [[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged God damn it, Nappa!]]

-->'''Melvin:''' Sorry Marik, but your sister's in another castle!

* In episode 44 when Kaiba says "You were never in my tournament, Wheeler." To which Joey responds with a confused "Ah-bah-dah-nyeah?!"

---> '''Shopkeeper:''' "What's the matter kid? You never seen the "Kill Your Family Show" before?"

'''Marik:''' I'm riding an imaginary motorcycle; what the '''''[[SoundEffectBleep (EFF)]]''''' does it look like I'm doing?!

--> '''Marik:''' HEY ISHIZU LOOK AT THAT THING OVER THERE I WONDER WHAT IT IS!? '''LOUDLY''' DO I WONDER ABOUT IT!

--> '''Odion:''' I fluffed a pillow... it's f*ckin' FOOL PROOF.

-->'''Marik:''' Odion! You're the master and being bland and uninteresting! I command you to tell me your secret!
-->'''Odion:''' I don't know, normally I just stand here and say "Yes, Master Marik!"

-->'''Marik:'''No I'm not! I mean, uh, who is this strange person of whom I've never heard of? He seems like a big bald jerk.

-->'''Hans:''' Then why couldn't you predict that you were going to be late!?
-->'''Ishizu:''' [[CatchPhrase Because shut up]].

* Episode 40 has a few good ones (the nod to LK's [=AnimeNEXT=] cameo, [=Takahata101=] guest starring a week after WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged finished the Saiyan Saga), Destiny Board message jab:
-->'''Bakura:''' The Ouija board is about to spell out a name so evil, so foul, that they had to censor it twice to get it past standards. Now it just says FINAL.

-->'''Bakura:''' With this in play I can communicate with the dead.

-->'''Yami:''' [[ShoutOut Touché]].

--> "Oh, faithful trading cards! You're the only real friends I have. Except for you Berfomet, you're kind of an asshole. What's that, Dark Magician Girl? [[CargoShip You wanna make out?]]"

-->'''Tristan:''' "Duke, no matter what happens, I want you to know one thing. [[ContinuityNod In another few hours, the sun will rise!]]"\\

-->'''Tristan:''' "Hey, I can see my house from here! Hi Mum, hi Dad!"

'''Duke:''' "Is she a milf?"\\
'''Tristan:''' "She looks kinda like [[Manga/DragonBall Piccolo]]."\\
'''Duke:''' "Yah, that's a milf."
* '''Pegasus:''' "Dirty hands! Dirty dirty hands!"

-->'''Jean-Claude Magnum:''' I can't believe you beat you beat me a second time!

-->'''Yugi:''' I have a rather pertinent question? What does any of this have to do with anything? Seriously aren't we trying to save the world from destruction by vaguely evil forces? When did the love life of Mai Valentine become so freaking important?! Is the next plot point going to revolve around Bakura's stamp collection?

* Joey pointing out how random it is that Weevil suddenly hates him, even though they never had any interaction aside from Joey being on the sidelines during Weevils rivalry with Yugi in season 1.

--> '''Weevil''': Uhhhhh, I dunno, I don't think we've ever even met before, but apparently I hate your guts.

'''Marik/Steve the Mime''': He's also a mime.\\

* This bit

'''Marik:''' [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne Well that was kinda insensitive]]! No wonder you're so lonely!

-->'''Marik:''' I have a better idea, we should totally hang out. With my evilness and your britishness we would be unstoppable... Why are you British anyway?\\
'''Florence:''' I am not British, I am just gay.

* In hindsight, the fact that the episode titled "Harpoon[[{{Shipping}} shipping]]" is the one where [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday Marik]] and [[StraightGay Bakura]] first [[HoYay meet]].

* The Lunar Steve's being the two aliens from ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce''.
* Steve Umbra's explanation of how more advanced Card Game is on the moon includes stating the average card game take between two and five millenia. Yami answers by pointing out that's actually not so different from how long they take on Earth.

* [[ComicBook/AllStarBatmanAndRobinTheBoyWonder I'm the goddamn Kaibaman]].

* The black and white flashback to the first episode. Also, Kaiba has a [[DastardlyWhiplash handlebar mustache]].

* Kaiba cant remember his first meeting with Yugi because Yami fucked up his brain with his Mind Crush.

---> '''Yami''': My name is definitely Yami. *cue card reads Lol 4Kids*

* Kaiba demanding that the duel stop because it violates Battle City regulation, much like 90% of the other duels he never bothered to stop.

* Duke is running away with Serenity, and a car almost runs them over. It turns out to be driven by Mai Valentine, who scolds Duke, saying "Watch where you're walking! Didn't you see the red light?". Duke's response? "Yeah, but I figured that it was just because I'm surrounded by hoes!" Mai in-universe looks shocked at that remark, which is followed by Duke's sassy "Oh no I didn't!".
** Duke rides between Mai and Serenity and catch up with Tristan. Duke's first remark towards Taylor? "Hey Tristan, can you say "Duke Sandwich"?".

* Yugi giving an emotional speech about how much his friendship with Joey means so much that he's willing to lose the duel and [[NeverSayDie go to the Shadow Realm]], only to take it back and call him a worse friend than Tristan when Joey reveals to him that their duel is an actual deathtrap and he really will drown if he loses.

* Episode 37 is dedicated to [[strike: Yami Bakura]] Florence. From the opening segment of ''Zorc & Pals'' to the end, it was hilarious. But the clincher was at the end (Florence had summoned [[Franchise/SilentHill Pyramid Head]] and Zombie Boy had summoned [[Franchise/ResidentEvil Nemesis]]. The two monsters didn't exactly "duel").

-->'''Marik:''' Bakura... I command you to rise and shine, sleepyhead!\\

-->'''Bakura:''' You sound nervous. Is it the accent? Do you want to know how I got it? My father was a drinker; one night he went a little crazier than usual, so my mummy got the teapot to defend herself. He didn't like that, so he pours ''boiling hot tea'' all over her. Then he comes at me with a teapot and asks ''''Why so British?''''.

--> '''Yami''': Honestly, are there no depths to which 4kids wont sink?

* "[[EvilLaugh Muahahahahahahahaha!]]... In America!"

-->'''Téa''': We didn't start the fire. It's always been burning, since the world was turning.

* Yugi and Marik recite the entire opening cutscene from ''VideoGame/CastlevaniaSymphonyOfTheNight''.