History Funny / YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries

** For the record, the PillarOfLight is from the Zero Reverse disaster. In canon? A meltdown. Here? Jack Atlas is just ''that loud''

* YGO 5Ds One Shot
** Akiza assuming Yusei's suggestive comments are about her (spoiler alert: it's about his bike).
** The Sound Check

*** It happens again.

** The one-man production of ''Theatre/{{Hamlet}}'' on a motorcycle. Starring Jack Atlas.

** The multiple captions [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial denying that Neo Domino City in any way resembled]] [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Midgar.]]

** Jeager's brief scene.

** The TakeThat against GX:

** The band Jack forms at the end made up of the loudest characters, with Espa Roba, Naruto and ''Lanipator''.
*** "WOULD YOU LIKE THIS BABY? (I'm Lanipator) WOULD YOU LIKE IT, OOOOH?"

* YGO 5Ds One Shot
** Akiza assuming Yusei's suggestive comments are about her (spoiler alert: it's about his bike).
** The Sound Check
---> '''Yusei:''' One night we were set to preform in front of the entire world, but then, we experienced some...technical difficulties...
--->''([[{{Flashback}} Two Years Ago, A Cityscape is seen]])''
---> '''Yusei:''' [[IsThisThingOn Okay! Mic Check!]] Testing, testing, one two three! Jack, you wanna check your mic?
---> '''Jack Atlas''': [[NoIndoorVoice OKAY!]] TESTING TESTING ONE TWO ''(Massive PillarOfLight destroys city)'' [[StuffBlowingUp THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]] ''(PillarOfLight is now shooting off into space)''
--->''(Present Day)''
---> '''Yusei:''' The strange part was that [[UpToEleven his microphone wasn't even plugged in.]] It was the worst night of our lives.\\
'''Rally''': Because the city was destro--\\
'''Yusei''': [[SkewedPriorities Because none of us got laid!]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice Nobody wanted to sleep with us because they were all too busy burning to death!]]
*** It happens again.
---->'''Announcer''': ''(on television)'' And now, [[EvenTheGuysWantHim ladies and gentlemen, I give you the man who ruined all other men for you]]...JACK ATLAS!\\
'''Jack Atlas''': ''(on television)'' TESTING TESTING ONE TWO THREEEEEEEEE--''(TV explodes)''\\
'''Yusei''': You guys owe me a new TV.\\
'''Tank''': But that was ''our'' TV--\\
'''Yusei''': I don't care!
** The one-man production of ''Theatre/{{Hamlet}}'' on a motorcycle. Starring Jack Atlas.
--->'''Jack''': TO BE, OR NOT TO BE--ON A MOTORCYCLE! THAT IS THE QUESTION!
** The multiple captions [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial denying that Neo Domino City in any way resembled]] [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Midgar.]]
---> '''No moogles here man'''.
** Jeager's brief scene.
--->'''Jeager:''' Si, senor Goldwin.\\
'''Godwin:''' It's Godwin. Damn clowns and their clown language.\\
'''Jack:''' THAT'S RACIST!
** The TakeThat against GX:
--->'''Jack''': YUSEI SAID YOU WERE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH DARKNESS.\\
'''Godwin''': Please, Jack, everybody knows darkness doesn't work, they tried that in season 4 of GX.\\
'''Jack''': THERE WAS A SEASON 4?
** The band Jack forms at the end made up of the loudest characters, with Espa Roba, Naruto and ''Lanipator''.
*** "WOULD YOU LIKE THIS BABY? (I'm Lanipator) WOULD YOU LIKE IT, OOOOH?"

** Special mention goes to Gendo channeling [[TheSimpsons Mr. Burns.]] Also a bit of a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome for Creator/LittleKuriboh, who managed to so flawlessly imitate Mr. Burns' voice that you'd think he actually got Harry Shearer to play him.

--> [[{{Mondegreen}} "Corn on my mouth, Moe's soup machine..."]]

'''Ushio:''' Look, do you have the money or not?

** And the one time where instead of Egypt, it was held at the Hyatt Regency[[note]]or so it was called at the time[[/note]] in Dearborn, Michigan during Youmacon.

* Marik's cover of [[WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame "Out There",]] which manages to also be a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}} despite [[CrossesTheLineTwice crossing the line]] [[UpToEleven several times.]] Take this verse, which is [[LyricalDissonance complete with a sweeping crescendo:]]

* Paradox gleefully stating his great-great-great-etc. grandfather ''Dartz'' would be proud of him. [[InTheBlood It suddenly all makes sense.]]

* The WhereAreTheyNowEpilogue.

** Rex and Wevil [[WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButtHead finally scored.]] It cost them a month's worth of pocket money.

** And the music played in the background is the [[Horrible/MusicSoundtracks opening theme song]] of [[Anime/MasterOfMartialHearts Master of Martial Hearts.]]

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* The opening of the other abrigded movie.
--> [[{{Mondegreen}} "Corn on my mouth, Moe's soup machine..."]]
** Yugi running away from (apparently) Kemo with Gary Stu: "I really gotta quit smoking."

* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aNkXP-fPpY KitsuneCon 2013 video]]:

--> '''Bakura:''' It was a very long shoot, clocking in at about six and a half years, which obviously explains why this movie is coming out now, [[DeaderThanDisco the better part of a decade after Slender Man was last cosplayed at a convention unironically.]]

-->'''Jack''': YUSEI! WHIP OUT YOUR JUNK!

-->'''Jack''': WARRIOR! YOUR JUNK WARRIOR!

-->'''Jack''': GOOD! NOW WHIP OUT YOUR JUNK AND WAVE IT AT HIM!
-->'''Yusei''':[[RunningGag What????]]
-->'''Jack''': ''WARRIOR!''

--> *Flashing his Yubel-granted heterochromia* [[Manga/RozenMaiden "Aw, desu]] [[MemeticMutation desu,]] [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitches!"]]

* "Because... shut up."

* [[https://youtu.be/cJ6WzYckVmo The Vagina Monologues.]] Not for the easily offended-- a redub of the first episode, except it replaces certain words with... [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin yeah]]. ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice It must be seen to be believed.]]'' (Made even funnier by the fact that everyone's trying to ''not'' burst into laughter while doing it and failing multiple times! You can hear everyone ''howling'' with laughter in several occasions.)

** "Hey, My vagina's missing"

** [[CallingYourAttacks Vagina... Vagina!!!]]

*** "And Martin ([=LittleKuriboh=]) [[{{Corpsing}} dies]]."

* The conclusion of the identity of Kaiba's father. Featuring [[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged Freeza]].

-->''Cut to Kaiba jumping down from his dragon shaped jet onto a crowded stadium wearing a jetpack''

* The Deleted Scenes Montage, especially the part where we're shown Joey's thought process, even though it doesn't really do him any god, or the part where Tristan found the remote to Duke's theme music.

*** The story behind this one was even funnier. In 2010, members of Creator/TeamFourStar were asked if any of them voiced any characters in bed. [[https://youtu.be/hgooMHGVtL8 Here's a video of LittleKuriboh's response. Needless to say, it's NSFW]]

** Then, [[BrickJoke later]], after Tristan makes yet another reference:

* EVERYTHING about Concrete Giraffes... [[spoiler: if you know about Franchise/TheSlenderManMythos]].
-->[[spoiler:Slender Man]]: [=HeY, bAkUrA, hOw'S iT hAnGiN=]'?

-->[[spoiler:Slender Man]]: [=We WeRe CoLlEgE rOoMmAtEs=].

** [[spoiler: [[Franchise/TheSlenderManMythos Slendy]]'s]] cameo. ''"[=ExCuSe Me, Is ThIs ThE jEsUs ReSiDeNcE=]?"''

---> '''Hank''': Okay Billy, time to open your present.

---> '''Malik''': Oh boy! I always wanted Buzz Ligtye AAAAAAAAAAAH! IT'S NOT BUZZ LIGHTYEAR! IT'S A SNAKE!
---> '''Hank''': Say hello to Cornileous the Secooooooooooooond!

* The entirety of this video, [[https://youtu.be/S-oWsXfRPVM Neko Porno]]. It [[CrossesTheLineTwice crosses the line so many times that there isn't even a line anymore,]] but I'll be damned if it isn't one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Specifically though:
** Marik reading the suggestion for the video in a monotone

* Kaiba's [[https://youtu.be/r_eUHs_HXow Winning]].
* [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Meet the]] [[https://youtu.be/Yf0O7hMbSSo Kaiba]]

** Yugi and Yami get Heavy's voice while Kaiba gets Scout's, in a reference to one episode's [[TheStinger Stinger]]. Unfortunately Kaiba doesn't reprise "BONK! I broke your stupid crap!", but they recuperate that:

*** And after he wins, Mokuba [[BreakingTheFourthWall calls out to the audience]]:

---> '''Téa:''' You have failed me... ''with your friendships!''

** Tristan is "voiced" by [[TheUnintelligible Pyro]].

---> '''Yusei:''' One night we were set to preform in front of the entire world, but then, we experienced some... technical difficulties...

** The multiple captions [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial denying that Neo Domino City in any way resembled]] [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Midgar]]

* [=NyyyyyyyyyyyyyyYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEH=]! ... [[WesternAnimation/TinyToonAdventures The Audience is from Brooklyn]].

** Special mention goes to Gendo channeling [[TheSimpsons Mr. Burns]]. Also a bit of a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome for Creator/LittleKuriboh, who managed to so flawlessly imitate Mr. Burns' voice that you'd think he actually got Harry Shearer to play him.

--->'''Gendo:''' Shinji! There's only one surefire way to defeat that monster: ''You have to pretend that it's [[AbusiveParents ME]]!''\\

* Anything about ''Creator/MichaelBay's Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged''. [[https://youtu.be/ffmDz4pSaFE Describing it doesn't do it justice]].
** [[StuffBlowingUp Tristan keeps exploding]].

* ''[[https://youtu.be/9gQ9Gx0BYmQ The Vagina Monologues Episode 2]]''. Like the first one, if they said "Vagina" a couple times it would have been funny. But the fact that they just ''keep on saying it'' made it hilarious. Complete with the highly-contagious laughter of Creator/ErinFitzgerald.
** ''[singing]'' [[Series/BarneyandFriends "I love vagina, you love vagina, we're a happy vagina!"]]

** "These vaginas battled with real vaginas and real vaginas. So as you can imagine, it was a great deal more exciting than the watered down vagina I created."
* [[https://youtu.be/n0IihzFoUlI Yu-Gi-Oh: The Ebonics'd Series]]. It has to be seen to be believed.

** Tristian's mother truckin' voice is a "fine ass madness."

'''Yami''': Yes actually. In fact some of those things I'd much rather forget.

* The story that Little Kuriboh wrote for the first installment of "Fanfiction Fridays". It features Mickey Mouse and Téa Gardner (the latter by total coincidence, mind you) at the golf course and talking about their new friendship as roommates. Then Mickey makes a passive-aggressive remark about Téa forgetting to do the dishes and it [[HilarityEnsues goes downhill from there]].

** Mickey's [[spoiler:AccidentalMurder of Téa, when he throws Sora's Keyblade at her face and strikes her fatally because he forgot that ToonPhysics don't apply to Japanese anime characters like her]].

** Marianne had to set the story on [[Anime/DragonBallZ Planet Vegeta]], which she knows nothing about other than her husband telling her, "it's a planet", leading to a RunningGag about her describing it very inconsistently.

** Tina being, well, [[HormoneAddledTeenager Tina]]. Being Tina around [[MrFanservice Marik]].

** The story ends abruptly with Freeza [[KillEmAll blowing up the planet]] because she run out of time to write it.

--> Yusei... [[TheSixthSense I see dead people]].

--> '''Yusei:''' I'm the serious one [[ArousedByTheirVoice with the voice]] that makes the [[{{Fangirl}} fangirls]] ''[[{{Squee}} swoon]]''.

--> *Flashing his Yubel-granted heterochromia* "Aw, [[Manga/RozenMaiden desu]] [[MemeticMutation desu]], [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitches!]]"

--> '''Jack''': YOU FOUND [[Literature/WheresWaldo WALDO]]?

--->'''Yusei''': It says here he died a virgin and his last words were; "Oh God, I wasted my life."

--->'''Crow''': It also says Dragons appeared and destroyed Europe… [[FridgeLogic 10 years ago]]… [[FlatWhat what?]]
* Jaden creates a TimeCrash at the end of the movie when he tells Yugi [[spoiler: what happens to the Pharaoh at the end of his series. He, Yami, and Yusei are stuck within a white void as [[Anime/YuGiOhZexal another joins them]]…]]
* TheStinger; explaining any further would kill the joke.

-->'''*romantic music; cue eyesex*'''

-->'''Yugi''': You know, the Shadow Realm. The big, purpley cloud place you go to when something really bad happens to you.

-->'''Yugi''': No, it's the Shadow Realm. Y-You know, when people fall from a really tall building, or they get stabbed in the chest... They go straight to the Shadow Realm! What, you guys don't have the Shadow Realm in your future?

-->'''Yugi''': So wait… is [[spoiler: my grandpa]]… really dead?

-->'''Yugi''': [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids I thought this was supposed to be a kid's movie!]]

* Also, Creator/TeamFourStar, you may have Creator/KyleHebert… [[MundaneMadeAwesome so what, we have Juicy Flannigan!]]

-->'''Yami''': [[OhCrap Oh god no…]]
-->'''Yusei''': Jaden…

-->'''Paradox''': Weww, I was not actuawwy there. But I heard that somebody pwayed and a card game... and then boom! End of the world. It totawwy happened! Just wike I said! Just card game; BOOM! Evewyone dead.

-->'''Paradox''': Weww when you put it wike that, not reawwy but, uh…
-->'''Jaden''': Then what the Hell, Man?! WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL?!?!
* Jaden goes freestyle… much to the dismay to Yami and Yusei.

-->'''Yusei''': Look, this isn't important…

* Yusei [[RunningGag commenting]] on everyone's [[AnimeHair hair]] [[Anime/YuGiOh that]] [[Anime/YuGiOhGX he]] [[Anime/YuGiOhZexal sees]], "[[HypocriticalHumor What's wrong with his/your hair!?]]"

** "I'm so happy to be asian today you guys!"

* When Yusei saves Jaden from Paradox…
-->'''Jaden''': [[TotallyRadical Dang, son]]! That is one awesome motorbike you have—

-->'''Jaden''': [[LampshadeHanging F*ck it… you win!]]

-->'''Jaden''': WHOOOOOOA!… [[FridgeLogic I thought you said you weren't going to let me ride it?]]

-->'''Jaden''': Aw yeah! Looks like we chillin' with the King Of Games [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch biatches]]! This shit be ballin'!
-->'''Yugi''': …[[FlatWhat What]]?

* They turned Paradox into [[WesternAnimation/DextersLaboratory Mandark]].

* The joke on [[MemeticMutation Syncro-what?]]
** Wait![[{{Beat}} ...]]I've seemed to stop caring.

-->'''Paradox''': Yes that is wight.

-->'''Paradox''': Cowwection! I think that you'll find that [[Anime/YuGiOhGX you]] [[TakeThat destwoyed Yugioh's cwedibility]]!

* An unexpected cameo…
-->'''Yusei''': Jack look out!
-->'''Jack''': CROW LOOK OUT!

-->'''[[VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosBrawl Wario]]''': Imma gonna win!

* Jack telling Yusei to summon his junk warrior on Paradox.

** To give credit where credit is due, this sequence is a copy of the opening sequence to ''[[WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters]]''. Doesn't make it any less hilarious to see Yusei telling the audience that Satan will rain hot acid down their throats, dissolve their testicles and turn their guts into snakes if they videotape the movie they are about to see.
*** If you sell this movie on [=eBay=]… Yusei will '''[[DisproportionateRetribution BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND TEAR YOUR WIFE IN HALF!]]'''
*** The [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer honest-to-god]] real musicians behind the song? '''[[Music/{{Mastodon}} FUCKING MASTODON]]'''.

-->'''Yami''': Now, Yusei, I should point out that this card game is not going to take place on a motorcycle. I hope you understand that. I don't want you to try to… ride on your duel disk or something. We're just going to be standing firmly on the ground-

-->'''Yami''': Well okay then.

-->'''Paradox''': No, none of those things happened. What destwoyed the world was… ''caaaaarrrrdddd gaaaaammmmeeeessss''.

-->'''Paradox''': That riiigghhttt. Caaardddd gaaammmesss.

-->'''Paradox''': Yesssss. Veerrryyy.

-->'''Yusei''': How did Card Games destroy the world?
-->'''Paradox''': Well, I wasn't actuawwy there, but I heard that someone pwayed a card game... and then BOOM! End of the world. It totawwy happened. Just wike I said. Card Game— BOOM! Evewyone dead.
* Yami's and Yusei's reaction to finding out that they would either have to lose Card Games or the entire world:

-->'''Yami''': Hmmm… The entire world… or card games. Tough choice.
-->'''Yusei''': There ''is'' no choice. [[SkewedPriorities Without card games, this world isn't worth living in]].

-->'''Jaden''': Aint no one in the world as fly as me.

-->'''Yusei''': [[CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon I'm going to tear the happy right out of your soul]].

-->'''Jaden''': I go to a kickass school that teaches us how to play trading cards! We get to sleep on warm comfortable beds and get served food whenever we want… awww it's a good life!

* [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot Pirate]] [[AdolfHitlarious Hitler]].
-->'''[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Pirate Hitler]]''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice I vill send all zee Jews to Davy Jones' Locker, Heil Blackbeard!]]

-->'''Jack:''' THAT GUY STOLE YOUR STARDUST DRAGON CARD! WHAT A ''DICK''! [[HypocriticalHumor I MEAN, I KNOW I DID THAT IN SEASON ONE, BUT, UH]]… ''HE'S A DICK!''

--> ''Welcome, all you foolish nerds/To the gayest spectacle in the world/I'm making a cameo in this movie/I'm much more fabulous in 3D…''

-->'''Yami Yugi''': Huh… I think we may have just killed a man…

* In the end where Jaden blabs about Yami Yugi [[spoiler:dying at the end of his series]], they end up in subspace.

-->'''Yusei''': [[TemptingFate This really could not get much worse]].
-->'''[[Anime/YuGiOhZexal Yuma]]''': [[NoIndoorVoice HEY, GUYS]]!!! THIS SUBSPACE THING IS PRETTY EXTREME, HUH? TALK ABOUT POPFLYING!! GET SET TO GET DECKED MOTHERF*Bleep*CKERS, '''YEAH!!!'''

* Paradox tries to scare everyone by sending them to the Malefic World, and all three ended up liking it.
--> '''Paradox:''' Stop being impwessed by the Mawific World!
* Marik's 5 second cameo.

-->'''Joey''': Can't beat my, can't beat my, no they can't beat my Brooklyn Rage! [[CallBack I don't wanna be a furry]].
* The rap battle between [[https://youtu.be/HK-4JEETt88 Yugi and Jaden]], especially the ending.
-->'''Jaden''': Yugi! It's time...''(music cues up)'' to spit some rhymes!\\
'''Yugi''': Bring it on, Ja--wait, what? [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oh, you have got to be f----ng kidding me]]...

--->'''Jaden''': ''(chuckle)'' That was a'ight. But [[JiveTurkey lemme lay somethin' fresh on ya]]!\\

** "Okay Marik, though I have to say I had no idea you were this keen to get into the Pharaoh's pants."

* Rounding out the Lady Gaga parody trilogy [[https://youtu.be/0KbqRPuQetY&feature=g-all-u Pharaoh's Throne]].

-->'''Pharaoh Yami''': ''We have an [[spoiler: Exodia]].''

* Marik's cover of [[WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame "Out There"]], which manages to also be a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}} despite [[CrossesTheLineTwice crossing the line]] [[UpToEleven several times]]. Take this verse, which is [[LyricalDissonance complete with a sweeping crescendo]]:

** Everyone getting off-track and talking about whether [[AmbiguouslyGay Pegasus]] is [[CampGay gay]] or [[CampStraight not]], and Marik desperately trying to keep everyone on topic.

'''Steve Umbris''': Yes, silence! Everybody [[WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce bow down to your digital ruler]]!\\

'''Dartz''': I said DEW HIM! What part of 'dew him' doncha understand, dooshbag!? We're gunnah dew him! Toogeda! All foh of us, we gunnah dew him! Dew him hard and thowowowy. We will dew him so hard dat he will feel it in the mo'ning when he wakes up!\\

'''Alister''': [[OhCrap No sir]]!\\
'''Dartz''': Then keep yo' mouth shut, mayn! Okay, mayn?! Yeah. So we're gunnah dew him...[[Anime/YuGiOh5Ds on motuhcycles]]!\\

'''Rafael''': ...[[FridgeHorror are you saying "do" or "duel"]]?\\

'''Florence''': Well if you don't care then please stop bloody telling us about it!\\

--->'''Florence:''' Shut up you fool, or he'll kill you where you stand!!!

'''Dartz:''' His dayk! You know mayn, his dayk. We awl got dayks. You got a dayk, I got a dayk...[[FullFrontalAssault hell, I could whip out my dayk right now and show you]]!\\

'''Zombie Boy:''' Uh... is he saying "deck" or ''*BEEP*''?\\

'''Rafael:''' [[OhCrap Oh, no]].\\
'''Dartz:''' And [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything pull it towards ya]].\\

'''Rafael:''' [[ShareTheMalePain Mother of God]]!\\

'''Rafael:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Of course there is]].\\

---->'''Yugi''': ''(answering the phone)'' Hello? Yes, this is Yugi Moto. ...you wanna take my ''what?!'' No! That's disgusting! ...what do you mean "Does Mai Valentine have one"?!

-->'''Pegasus''': (breaking up an argument between Marik and Bakura) Girls, girls, you're both very pretty... But try as you might, you'll never be as pretty as me.
* Shadyvox and xthedarkone make a cameos later as Jaden and Syrus and its as funny as you would think

-->'''Marik''': Kaiba's not really a villain anyway. He's more of an anti-hero. And that's the worst kind of hero there is! They give us villains a ''good'' name!

--->'''[[spoiler:Bakura]]''': [[spoiler:Shut your buggering face!]]

'''Yugi''': Uhh... Umm... Uhhhhh... ''Tristan's'' panties?\\

* '''Joey:''' Wow; an action sequence that doesn't involve a children's card game.

*** '''Tristan ''(breaks his arm free by ripping his zombie in half)'':''' Did you see that?! I just tore that guy's f*** ing arm ''clean off!'' This is the BEST MOVIE EVER!

** '''Yugi:''' Here goes nothing! (Throws dagger and fails) ...Damn I suck!

** Creator/PeterJackson is listed as a Second Unit Director, and the movie was written by "A Room Full of Monkeys". The sound director was AlanSmithee, and the lighting director was [[VideoGame/SplinterCell Sam Fisher]]. Martin Billany ([=LittleKuriboh's=] real name) is credited as "Guy Who Jiggled Things When They Didn't Work".

** Rex and Wevil [[WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButtHead finally scored]]. It cost them a month's worth of pocket money.

** And the music played in the background is the [[Horrible/MusicSoundtracks opening theme song]] of [[Anime/MasterOfMartialHearts Master of Martial Hearts]].

-->"Thousands of years ago, people were very bored, because card games haven't been invented yet; so in order to pass the time, they started killing each others with magical powers. Then, one day, a nameless Egyptian pharaoh with [[AnimeHair ridiculous hair]] decided to [[SealedEvilInACan lock the magic away so that its evil could never fall into the wrong hands]]. And so the people of Egypt were forced to spend their time building pyramids; which ironically, was just as tedious as playing card games."

* "Meanwhile, thousands of miles away." [[note]] Specifically the [[RuleofThree third time]], where this line is played over a transition to the exact same place as the last shot. [[/note]]

* [[MotorMouth Don'tlookathispenisdon'tlookkathispenisdon'tlookathispenis]][[AccidentalPervert Aaaaaah! ...I looked.]]

'''Brisbane:''' Oh, come on! I'll be your friend.\\

-->(a Dr. Crustatio, a lobster plush pops up)

-->(Syrus walks in)

---> '''Yami:''' [[BoomHeadshot *shoots guard's head clean off*]] Boom! Mindcru- Oh. [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill Went a little heavy on the mind crush that time]].

* Bakura breaks out laughing*\\

* Kaiba Plays ''VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys2''. View-able [[https://youtu.be/q7St9Z3PsMM here.]]

** Joey-er, "Woody Allen" calls Kaiba up to offer advice at how to beat the game. [[spoiler: This distraction ends up getting him killed by Toy Chica.]]

** The ending. Just the ending