History Funny / YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries

---> '''Marik:''' [[Creator/ChrisCrocker LEAVE SLENDERMAN ALONE! HE'S A HUMAN! WITH NO FACE!!]]

* The WhereAreTheyNowEpilogue, with the [[Horrible/MusicSoundtracks opening theme song]] of ''Anime/MasterOfMartialHearts'' playing in the background:

--> '''Jack:''' C'mon Crow. Let's go play a card game, while standing completely still. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis On. The. GROUND.]]

[AC: Episode 1]]

* Season Zero Abridged Episode 1:
** Yami's narration in the beginning starts off a bit serious, but it becomes incredibly humorous when his ancient box gets discovered:
--->'''Yami:''' Long ago, when the pyramids were still young, I was a great and mighty pharaoh, who ruled over this land! Then, the Shadow Games came and nearly wiped out every living creature on the planet! However, I've managed to seal away the evil and place myself inside a mystic box, never to be discovered again...\\

** "Haha, this is exactly what high school is really like!"
** Tristan getting introduced to the classic ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'' StockFootage clip of an elderly audience applauding.
** Téa proves herself to be a [[MasterOfTheMixedMessage Mistress of the Mixed Message]] with Yugi.
--->'''Téa:''' That's okay, Yugi. You know I think you're really cute.\\

** When Téa asks Yugi what he wants to wish for when he finishes the Millenium Puzzle.
--->'''Téa:''' What are you going to wish for, Yugi?\\

** Yugi's utter astonishment at [[BigOlEyebrows how enormous Ushio's eyebrows are...]]
--->'''Yugi''': ''(In thought)'' God, those eyebrows are ''huge!'' I can't stop staring at them! It's like if Martin Scorcese and Jennifer Connolly had a baby! Aaand now I'm picturing Martin Scorcese having sex with Jennifer Connolly... Why do I keep doing that?
--->'''Ushio:''' Is something wrong?\\

** When Téa visits Yugi at his Grandpa's game shop.
--->'''Téa:''' Come on, Yugi. You know I love hanging out at your creepy grandpa's game shop.\\

--->'''Ushio:''' The VideoGame/EliteBeatAgents don't come cheap. This beating will cost you 20,000 yen.\\

** This:
--->'''Yami:''' I hope you like giant man-eating worms!\\

** Yugi wishing for Tristan and Joey to get beaten up.
** Yugi runs back to the school:
--->'''Yugi''': ''(InnerMonologue after discovering he's missing a puzzle piece)'' Okay... okay, it's fine... After all, I-I still have my dignity... Just... just... don't... start... crying... Whatever you do, Yugi, do not start... ''(GilliganCut to Yugi running to school with InelegantBlubbering)''\\

** Yami and Ushio's fight.
--->'''Yami:''' Wanna play a game?\\

** [[Film/SilentNightDeadlyNightPart2 "Garbage day!"]]
** "Ushio! Baby! How's it hanging! Get it? 'cause you're gonna die!"
*** "Ah, guess you had to be there."

* Season Zero Abridged Episode 2:
** They turned Kaiba into a overly friendly, calm and reasonable figure. He even says he would do anything for his little brother. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?
*** In his first scene, he sings a jolly tune about how nice he is… to [[LyricalDissonance the tune of]] [[Franchise/ANightmareOnElmStreet Freddy Krueger’s leitmotif.]]
*** Emperor [[ButtMonkey Mokuba]].
*** The exchange at the end between Kaiba and Mokuba at the end of the episode really nails it home. Kudos to Mokuba for finally being the one to say, "Shut up" to somebody else for a change.
---->'''Mokuba''': Excellent! Soon, nothing will stop us from obtaining his most powerful cards and then I shall rule the world as Emperor Mokuba! Isn’t that right, Seto?
---->'''Kaiba''': Anything for you, Mokuba. You’re the best little brother a guy could have. I love you.
---->'''Mokuba''': Shut up, Seto.
*** The best part would be [[spoiler: subverting the ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney joke by playing on AntiHumor.]]
---->'''Yami''': That...that wasn't very funny.
---->'''Kaiba''': Why would it be funny?
*** This remark when Kaiba's bodyguards beat up Yugi.
---->'''Bodyguard''': I summon my fist in attack mode. You lose 500 life points.
---->'''Yugi''': (Collapses in facedown position) But I was in face down position...
*** Yami's entrance.
---->'''Yami''': [[Literature/TheShining Here's Johnny.]]
*** How Yami introduces himself to Kaiba.
---->'''Yami''': Hey Kaiba! You took my grandfather's card, so in return [[DisproportionateRetribution I took your bodyguards' kidneys]]. I believe that's a fair trade. Now how about we play a little game.
---->'''Kaiba''': 'Kay...
*** Yami [[LaughingMad laughing uncontrollably]] when he realises Kaiba was playing the game for fun. The whole exchange that leads up to this realization is just lovely. The regular Kaiba would be disgusted by his Zero counterpart.
---->'''Yami''': So, Kaiba, are you ready to enter a world of pain?
---->'''Kaiba''': Sounds delightful.
---->'''Yami''': A world where the only noise you hear is that of your haggard breath as you choke on your own entrails?
---->'''Kaiba''': Positively charming.
---->'''Yami''': Because I’m going to take you straight down to Hell, Kaiba. And believe me, your torture will never end until I’m satisfied.
---->'''Kaiba''': I always wanted to visit new places.
---->'''Yami''': Okay, cut that out.
---->'''Kaiba''': Cut what out?
---->'''Yami''': That whole “happy” thing. I’m not buying it.
---->'''Kaiba''': I really don't know what you mean.
---->'''Yami''': Everyone knows that Seto Kaiba is an obsessive egomaniacal scumbag. The only reason you’re playing this game, is to prove you’re the best.
---->'''Kaiba''': Actually, I'm just playing for fun.
---->'''Yami''': (disbelieving) Seriously?
---->'''Kaiba''': (absolutely sincere) I love playing games with my friends.
---->'''Yami''': (disturbed) O-okay stop that.
---->'''Kaiba''': Especially my closest friends.
---->'''Yami''': [[HorrifyingTheHorror You're freaking me out here]]!
---->'''Kaiba''': Like you, Yugi.
---->'''Yami''': Who the hell are you?
---->'''Kaiba''': I'm Seto Kaiba. The nicest guy on the face of the planet.
*** And then, Kaiba joining in on the laughter.
---->'''Kaiba''': (laughing) Oh, it feels so good to laugh.
---->'''Yami''': (laughing) I'm going to kill you in your sleep.
*** And then, when Yugi banish Kaiba, Kaiba delivers ''this'' line before disappearing:
---->'''Kaiba''': You cannot defeat the PowerOfFriendship, Yugi! (EvilLaugh)
** Also the [[RunningGag running gag]] about Grandpa's Blue Eyes White Dragon card makes an apperance:
--->'''Yugi''': Hey, gramps can we please see your ultra rare-chocolatey fudge coated-sugar sprinkled-angelical-magical-fantastical-stupendously special-illegally sexual-genuinely-brilliantly-amazingly-goddamn-spank my ass and call me Suzy-mega-ultra-super card?
--->'''Grandpa''': [[FlatWhat What?]]
--->'''Yugi''': Show us your rare card.
** Grandpa saying his original line about Kaiba needed to get laid, which makes no sense in the new context, prompting Yugi to ask why.
--->'''Grandpa''': I don't know!
** When Yugi casually mentions that all of Kaiba's money will be his.
--->'''Yugi:''' Someday it will all be mine.
--->'''Tea:''' And you'll share it with us, right Yugi?
--->'''Yugi:''' If by "Share" you mean "stuff it in your underwear while you dance for my pleasure," then yes. I will share the hell out of it.
--->'''Tea:''' I am surprisingly okay with this.
** Everyone just ignores Miho again.

* Season Zero Abridged Episode 3:
** The whole exchange between Yugi and Grandpa at the beginning of the episode is tremendously funny:
--->'''Grandpa''': Ah, the Millennium Puzzle! I solved it! After all my years of trying, I’ve finally succeeded! ''(pause)'' Why don’t I remember doing that?
--->'''Yugi''': Grandpa, you don’t even remember what day it is.
--->'''Grandpa''': Pudding day?
--->'''Yugi''': Not a real day, Grandpa. And, besides, I solved the Puzzle.
--->'''Grandpa''': Look, there’s an inscription! ''Whoever solves this Puzzle shall be granted its dark power.'' At last, I shall have dominion over all living things! And pudding.
--->'''Yugi''': No, Grandpa, that’s not how it-
--->'''Grandpa''': ''(puts his hand in front of Yugi’s face)'' Mind Crush, Yugi!
--->'''Yugi''': That’s not how it works!
--->'''Grandpa''': I am now a sexy Egyptian Pharaoh, Yugi, who will go on many adventures with his friends.
--->'''Yugi''': No.
--->'''Grandpa''': King of Games!
--->'''Yugi''': No.
--->'''Grandpa''': Where’s that Téa girl? She likes me now.
--->'''Yugi''': No!
--->'''Grandpa''': ''(puts his hand in front of Yugi’s face again)'' Mind Crush, Yugi!\\

** [[ButtMonkey Bakura's]] cameo at the beginning of the episode is funny but pitiful when he threatens to jump off the school roof but no one seems to care. One student even encourages him to jump and scolds him when Bakura changes his mind.
*** That one has become HarsherInHindsight when Little Kuriboh revealed he is suffering from depression.
** "Thanks [[UsefulNotes/BarackObama Obama]]..."
** The fact that the criminals in the episode are Website/YouTube copyright offenders and the police chasing them are highly incompetent. They don't really understand the law, arrest more innocent people than not, and justify this by [[InsaneTrollLogic saying that punishing everyone means the truly guilty ones get punished as well]], complete with [[[WesternAnimation/SouthPark This is what the YPD actually believes]]] caption. Hm, I wonder if [[Creator/LittleKuriboh someone]] is a little miffed about getting their Website/YouTube channel banned for the billionth time.
** The burger joint that Téa and Tristin work at is frequented by the most random of people, including Creator/HayaoMiyazaki, Creator/PatrickStewart, and [[Film/MontyPythonsTheMeaningOfLife Mr. Creosote]]. None of them seem particularly fazed when the burger joint is taken hostage. Miyazaki just keeps animating [[CutenessOverload "cute shit"]] at his table like nothing is wrong.
** After Téa is slapped for singing "Fireworks" off-key...
--->'''Tristan''': Téa, are you ok? [[ShoutOut Are you ok? Are you ok, Téa?]]\\

*** And the same scene proving that the villain WouldHitAGirl is met with StockFootage of an applauding crowd.
** Apparently, Yami once [[DidYouJustRomanceCthulhu went on a blind date with the Devil]]. But the Devil never returned his call, because [[HorrifyingTheHorror even he thought Yami was too creepy.]]
** Yami's method of dealing with the criminal is [[spoiler: to ''[[KillItWithFire set him on fire]]'']]. The sheer brutality of it (and the reactions of everyone that ''isn't'' Yami or Téa) CrossesTheLineTwice. Bonus points for being ''canon'', if not the Season Zero, then to the original Manga.
--->'''Yami''': (''laughs evilly'') Now that's what I call a [[{{Pun}} sick burn]].
--->'''Joey''': (''still on the floor'') Man, that's pretty fucked up Yug.
--->'''Yami''': Pretty fucked up, Joey.

--->'''Tristan and Teá''': Welcome to Burger World! Try our new Unhappy Meals, they come with a free stomach pump!
--->'''Miho''': Welcome to... the burgers. Try our new... you get a free stomach.

** Wait![[{{Beat}}...]]I've seemed to stop caring.

** Aside from the IncrediblyLamePun involved here:

--->'''Yami''': (''laughs evilly'') Now that's what I call a [[IncrediblyLamePun sick burn]].

*** In his first scene, he sings a jolly Tuen about how nice he is… to [[LyricalDissonance the tune of]] [[Film/NightmareOnElmStreet Freddy Krueger’s leitmotif.]]

* The Deleted Scenes Montage, especially the part where we're shown Joey's thought process, even though it doesn't really do him any good, or the part where Tristan found the remote to Duke's theme music.

* Everybody in the series (except for Téa and maybe Grandpa) seem to act as if Duel Monsters, along with characters like [[Main/MsFanservice Mai Valentine]] and [[Main/AmbiguouslyBi Maximillion Pegasus]], [[Main/DiscontinuityNod never existed]]. This was actually [[LampshadeHanging lampshaded]] in the second episode:

** Tristan and Joey's [[BigNo reaction]] when they learn that their in flight movie [[TakeThat is]] ''[[Film/HighSchoolMusical High School Musical 2]]'' during the [[Main/PreviouslyOn opening]].

*** In his first scene, he sings a jolly Tuen about how nice he is… to [[LyricalDissonance the tune of]] [[Franchise/NightmareOnElmStreet Freddy Krueger’s leitmotif.]]

* "Meanwhile, thousands of miles away." [[note]] Specifically the [[RuleofThree third time,]] where this line is played over a transition to the exact same place as the last shot. [[/note]]

* The climax of the movie features Kaiba's dragon [[NoSell No Selling]] Anubis' attack, then [[CurbStompBattle Curb Stomping]] it, all set to Music/{{Ludwig Van Beethoven}}'s Music/OdeToJoy. Funny enough in its own right, but during the entire sequence '''[[MerchandiseDriven BUY YUGIOH CARDS TODAY]]''' is occupying the whole screen.

--> Yusei...[[TheSixthSense I see dead people.]]

--> '''Yusei:''' I'm the serious one [[ArousedByTheirVoice with the voice]] that makes the [[{{Fangirl}} fangirls]] ''[[{{Squee}} swoon.]]''

---> *[[{{LargeHam}} "I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M HITTING YOU!"]]
* ''Yami Plays VideoGame/{{Fallout 3}}''.

* Marik plays [[VideoGame/SlenderTheArrival Slender: The Arrival]]. You can view it [[https://youtu.be/Z6DP-PXNzvE here]].

--->'''Joey:''' Okay so I ''love'' Old Mai 'cause she had those [[GagBoobs big, impressive]] [[spoiler: character moments that really developed her as a person. Like she started off acting like she didn't need to depend on other people, and she was all headstrong and stubborn, but then she started to understand that friends aren't a weakness and that they can help you get through the parts of life that are too difficult to handle alone.]]

** The story ends abruptly with Freeza [[KillEmAll blowing up the planet]] because she ran out of time to write it.

** For the record, the PillarOfLight is from the Zero Reverse disaster. In canon? The reactor suffered a critical meltdown and tore the old city in half. Here? [[NoIndoorVoice Jack Atlas]] is just ''[[UpToEleven that loud]].''

** For the record, the PillarOfLight is from the Zero Reverse disaster. In canon? The reactor suffered a critical meltdown and tore the old city in half. Here? Jack Atlas is just ''that loud.''

** Bakura gets real for a moment when he [[WereStillRelevantDammit questions whether or not Slender Man is even relevant anymore.]] Then Marik chimes in bragging about the BigBudgetBeefUp and his reliance on [[JumpScare jump scares]].

* In episode #10 of Fanfiction Friday, Creator/MarianneMiller wrote a story about "that handsome devil, Marik Ishtar" and [[WesternAnimation/BobsBurgers Bob Belcher]] helping Creator/DonaldTrump with his new campaign, "Make Anime Great Again".
** Marianne had to set the story on [[Anime/DragonBallZ Planet Vegeta,]] which she knows nothing about other than her husband telling her, "it's a planet", leading to a RunningGag about her describing it very inconsistently.

--> '''Yugi''': Actually, this is a movie based on Yu-Gi-Oh Season 0.

*** "And Martin ([=LittleKuriboh=]) [[{{Corpsing}} dies."]]

*** That one has become a case of FunnyAneurysmMoment with the reveal that Little Kuriboh is suffering from depression.

* Marik's cover of [[WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDameDisney "Out There",]] which manages to also be a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}} despite [[CrossesTheLineTwice crossing the line]] [[UpToEleven several times.]] Take this verse, which is [[LyricalDissonance complete with a sweeping crescendo:]]

---> '''Yusei:''' The strange part was that [[UpToEleven his microphone wasn't even plugged in.]] It was the worst night of our lives.\\

-->'''Jaden''': Gentlemen, the hour is upon us. We must make ready our dark forces and ride forth to slaughter our enemies. All those who oppose me shall die. Are there any questions?

** The fanfiction police officer, Ushio.

* Yusei's reminiscence on his time with Team Satisfaction

* The Sound Check

** It happens again.

-->'''Security Guard 1:''' Hey is that the guy from Anime/YuGiOhGX?