History Funny / YouTubePoopAuthorsDToL

-->'''James:''' The fat tosser sent me a [[Music/The Police message in a bottle]] this morning! (Yeah.)

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGRKpQ7YpH4 The Juhoker Meets Claude Speed]]'':
-->'''The Joker''': Jingle smells, Batman bells, Robin got laid! The Batmobile lost an egg and the Joker got a {{Wii}}!
** Later, while Batman and Robin are watching the street below:
-->'''Robin''': Doesn't it warm your heart to see everyone in the spirit of Christmas?\\
'''Batman''': No.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT55pvSe9R4 Revenge of the Mad Madman]]:
--> '''ComicBook/{{Spider-Man}}:''' Cool Spidey outfit.\\
'''Spider-Man:''' Thanks.\\
----\\
'''JJJ:''' What are we gonna call this guy?\\
'''Hoffman:''' "Doctor Octopus?" \\
'''JJJ:''' That's crap. \\
'''Hoffman:''' "Doctor Octopus?" \\
'''JJJ:''' Crap! \\
'''Hoffman:''' "Doctor Octopus?" \\
'''JJJ:''' Pretty good. But it's taken! Wait, wait! I got it! "Doctor Ro-bot-nik". \\
'''Hoffman:''' I like it. \\
...\\
'''JJJ:''' What are you looking for, gay sex? Get out.\\
---\\
'''Peter:''' I'm responsible.\\
'''Aunt May:''' For what?\\
'''Peter:''' For what happened to Uncle Ben. I shot him.\\
---\\
'''Doc Ock:''' You're getting on my nerves.\\
'''Spider-Man:''' I have a knack for that!\\
'''Doc Ock:''' I'm Franchise/{{Batman}}.\\
'''Spider-Man:''' I have a knack for that!\\
'''Doc Ock:''' You're getting on my nerves.\\
'''Spider-Man:''' Pizza time!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCwz1dUxRAE electro does evil things :(]]
** Ganon's little slip up after capturing Spider-Man.
--> '''Ganon:''' YOU are my prisoner!
--> '''Spider-Man:''' Hey!
--> '''Ganon:''' Silence! Hector! Keep the runt in chains!
--> '''Hector:''' Yes, master! ''(Ganon zaps him, Hector liquifies)'' You've killlllled meeee!
--> '''Ganon:''' ''(Dumbfounded)'' Hector! ... Hector! ... Hector! ''(Kills the police)''

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* If EpicMovie can be applied to a [=YouTube=] Poop, that poop would have to be [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yacqVp39e98 The LOL King]].
--> '''Simba:''' [[TitleDrop I LOL in the face of danger.]]
** [[EpicFail Rafiki drops Simba off the cliff at the start.]]
** "Didn't your mother tell you not to play with your mother?"
*** The question is, does Zazu mean play with or [[ParentalIncest "play with"]]?
--> '''Scar:''' That was ''today''? Oh, I feel so ''gay''!

--> '''Simba:''' I'm gonna rock!
--> '''Scar:''' Oh [[VideoGame/{{Kirby}} Dedede]]. *King Dedede appears briefly*
** [[MemeticMutation The Double Rainbow video]] gets a short cameo.
** We are gonna play WesternAnimation/BluesClues!
*** Three clues do indeed appear throughout the poop. Try to find them all!
** "It's [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames dinner]]time, and we ain't got no stinkin' [[VideoGame/PaperMario BADGES!]]"
* Since one of [[Tropers/{{Dreigonix}} this troper's]] relatives directed a play of ''IntoTheWoods'' last summer, he LOL'd at [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXVpyUM0hoY {YTP} ~ Woods]].
** "I have pot for yoooOOOOOoooooOOOOOOooooou!"
** "There's a lump on her rump big enough to '''''HUMP!'''''
** "The woods are just wood! The trees are just wood! [[CaptainObvious I have no wood,]] [[StrawFeminist nor no one should!]]"
*** "Into the woods to bring some bread to Granny, [[FridgeLogic who is]] [[BlackComedy already dead]]!"
**** "I sort of hate to ask it, but do you have a casket?"
** "Jaj, Jaj, Jaj, head in a crack sack!"
** "[=WoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodsWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS=]... And home before dark!"
** "Jaj, [[SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker why so serious]]?
** This little gem:
--> '''Wolf:''' And what might be in your basket?
--> '''LittleRedRidingHood:''' [[BiggerOnTheInside Three large oak trees.]]
** "I guess this is goodbye, old ''plate!''"
** "What's important, really, is THE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!" [[Film/TheWickerMan "NO! NOT THE BEES!"]]
** "Let's see the demon sliced into [[MemeticMutation NINE THOUSAND]] bits!"
** "[[HetIsEw Mother said not to be straight!]] I should've heeded her advice! And though scary is exciting, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment nice is different than nice]]!"
** "To bed without any SUS!"
** "We did nothing, and it made a nice BUTT dance!"
** "Whoa!" "Nun!" "Sus!" "The!" "Pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink" "Never wear more than a bull!" "Or open your maam!" "[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment The difference between a bean and a bean]] is a bean can begin a church!" "Slots don't hold much soup!" "Whoa!" "The mob's not the end of the world!" "A servant is just a dog!" "Length is not an opportune visitor!"
** "A big terrible lady sweeping the floooooor! But she draws you!" *graphics are drawn in pencil*
** "The cow is [[Music/LadyGaga GAGA]]!"
** "We would have, if that [[BestialityisDepraved cow]] hadn't [[HavingAGayOldTime molested]] us!" '''[[BlackComedyRape "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"]]'''
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fulAhJXeClg {YTP} ~ Illegally Blonde]] is an extremely insane look at the musical version of ''Film/LegallyBlonde''
** "Lawl school?" "Yes, daddy. Lawl school." "Darling, lawl school is for people! And you are but a nun!"
** "I still don't see ''one'' reason to admit you!"
*** "...Lol."
**** "WELCOME TO HARVARD!"
** "Is he gay, or is he peein'? Or is he an elephant?"
** "Have yourself a soup."
** The [[NukeEm alternate ending]].
---> "~Eeeeveryone's deeeeeaaaad!~"
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsTFacsef0A The 90's were a point in time]]
** [[Music/BackstreetBoys Ain't nothin' but a fart/ain't nothin' but a steak!]]
** [[Music/MCHammer Stop!...]] [[spoiler: [[TheStinger ham time!]]]]
* The sequel, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuc379AWq-Q The 2000s were a Decade, Century, and Millennium]]
** [[Music/{{Gorillaz}} DON'T SHOP.]]
** [[Music/{{Coldplay}} I used to play]] The Force Unleashed, but I discovered that it sucked! Now in the morning I play Mario. *the opening of "Viva La Vida" is played sped up with Chris Martin flashing colors* ''[[hottip:*: it sounds like the Starman jingle from Super Mario Bros. when sped up]]''
** [[Music/LadyGaga I wanna roll with]]--[[Music/WeirdAlYankovic the gangstas, but sooos.]]
** "To perform for you tonight...[[Music/OutKast Andre]], Andre, Andre...and Andre."
*** My baby is killin' me right now!
*** '''ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT...'''
** [[Music/KanyeWest My best friend says she used to]] *bleep* my best friend Usher!
** [[Music/{{Eminem}} Lol...]] '''F-YOU'''
*** He's nervous, but on the surface his body is ready!
*** You only get one shot. ''YOU DO NOT GET TWO SHOTS.''
*** But hold your nose cause here goes the Coca-Cola!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFHVOdonwRc& Will Wonk and the Chalk Factory, part 2]] is pure comedic genius.
** "This is a Music/{{Muse}} lock." *plays Supermassive Black Hole*
** "He's *BEEP*ing all the chalk!"
** [[TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime You played the Chalk Song.]]
** "Oompa Loompa [[{{Kirby}} Dedede]]! What do you get when you guzzle down fat? [[BigEater Eating an elephant!]] Ah! I don't LOL!"
*** [[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs COCANE SUGAR]]
** "You're going to love '''''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!]]'''''"
** [=DaThings1=]'s long chain of ripoffs.
** "[[NukeEm You're blowing up!]]"
** "The strawberries taste like SNOT!"
** "Some very unusual [[MemeticMutation SUS]] in here!"
** "Ah, Mr. Salt finally got what he wanted." "What's that? "[[GlassesPull You're going first.]]" '''''[[MemeticMutation YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]'''''
** "The jackpot, my dear sir, the grand and glorious jackpot. It's all there, [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Black and White and Crystal]]! You STOLE NOTHING! Good day sir!" "[[YouMonster You're an inhuman monster!]]" "I said GAY sir!"
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ywRwirmSJ4 Lord Of Da Things]].
** The ENTIRE intro, with all its ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}'' references.
** "Three to the dwarf lords, great Minecraftsmen of the mountain halls. And [[MemeticMutation NYAN, NYAN]] rings were given to the racist men, who, above all else, desired [[EveryoneIsGay men]]. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Mordor, the dark lord Mordor forged in secret a [[OverlyLongGag Mordor]] ring, to {{troll}} all others. WOW. But there were SUS!"
** "Isildor, son of [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames the King]], took up his father's SAUCE!" *Sauron turns into a [[VideoGame/{{Minecraft}} Creeper]], then explodes with the player damage sound effect from Minecraft* "The ring passed to Isildor, who had this one chance to [[GeniusBonus destroy]] [[TheIliad Troy]] forever!"
** "History became legend. Legend became myth. Myth became Series/{{Mythbusters}}."
** The hobbits [[StonersAreFunny smoking weed]].
** GUEST LIST:
*** Bags
*** Buffs
*** Toots
*** Brady Bunch
*** [[AnInteriorDesignerIsYou Rugs]]
*** [[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs Drugs]]
*** Lawnmowers
*** Boulders
*** Race Cars
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=RmiWh3MdnKk Some Screams Are At Cats]].
** "Get the [[CurseCutShort fuuUUUUUUUUuuf]]! Wow! [[{{Cs188}} JOOOOOOOOOOJ!]]"
** "DO IT, YOU [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames KING]], DO IT!!!" "Ok!"
** "Look at me! Look at me!" '''''[[BerserkButton DON'T STARE AT ME!!!!!]]'''''
** "GET THE SUS!!! ''NUN!!!''"
** "YOU ARE A RAKE!!! YOU ARE A PIECE OF PIZZA!!! AY! AYA! AYA! I'M GOING TO MY CLOSET!!! ''PEW!!!''"
** "The whole world knows who you are now, Nick!" '''''[[DrivenToSuicide "I'M GOING TO JUMP!!!!!"]]'''''
** '''''Q!!!!!''''' DON'T STARE AT STAIRS!!!
** [[TheStinger The ending]], with the Nike commercial.
-->'''TourettesGuy:''' '''''JUST DO IT!!!!!'''''
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Hmlvzg4zLA& Romney Puts On his Mitts]].
** "I know what it's like to hire {{Dikekike}}!"
** The Keyboard Cat theme.
** "Freerf and [[Franchise/StarTrek enterprise]] are what..."
** "Create [[{{Cs188}} JOJs]], not jobs!"
** "We not only had a scandal to deal with, but also a vandal to deal with, but also a sandal to deal with... [[OverlyLongGag but also a]] [[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast candle to deal with]]!"
** "[[HalfTheManHeUsedToBe We cut people in two]] [[ChainsawGood with a chainsaw!]]" '''''[[GoryDiscretionShot VROOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM]]'''''
** "[[BrutalHonesty My legislature is]] [[SturgeonsLaw 85% crap!]]"
** "We believe in our future, we believe in ourselves, we believe in our shells, we believe in our [[WeeblAndBob Weebls]]!"
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=GG6q5RrKUyU Obama Bails Out]].
** "In order to afford one Ford... five families would have to pay one dollar!"
** "Two hundred and ffffffffffffffffff'''''FIF'''''ty dollar tax cut for SUS!"
** "[[VideoGame/PacMan Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!]]"
** "Taking into account, the [[SesameStreet Count]], the mammoth, the VideoGame/MassEffect!"
** "It's not a plan to create jobs, it is not a plan to reduce the deficit, it is not a plan to build [[RunningGag the deficit]], it is not a plan to [[CallBack create JOJs]], it is not a plan to [[NobodyPoops defecate]], it is not a plan to sit, [[OverlyLongGag it is not a planet, it is not a plant, it is not a plan, it is not a PLALP...]]"
** "We don't need Florida, we don't need America, [[OmnicidalManiac we don't need the world!]]" '''''[[EarthShatteringKaboom KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!]]'''''
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Am_5KF2hsnQ "Arby's serves some Goog Moom Foof"]]
** "Arby's Chicken Cordon Bleu. Achoo. Chicken breast topped with ham and swiwss on a sesame seed nun. Also try our mint chocolate squirrel shake."
** "Arra. It's food!"
** "Oven roasted, freshly sliced? Yeah, right."
** "Suspenders. He's a she. Jesus." "♪Sandshreeeeew~♪"
** "[[TheWickerMan Oh! Not the Ar-bees! Not the Ar-bees!]]"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oT2MWhUTycg "The Critic Critic Reviews The RooR"]]
** "Hello, Nostalgia Critic! Well… This is it. Worst. E-mail. Ever."
** "Why am I downstairs, in the basement?" "Oh, Sssssssssssss." "Oh, okay."
** "And memes used to be funny."
** "And this is Denny's! You know that creepy guy who always looks at you funny at Subway? Yeah. He looks at you funny at Denny's apparently."
** "I'm not gonna question anything, but I am gonna play this music." (cue Nostalgia Critic's "Uh" to the tune of the ''VideoGame/SuperMarioBros2'' game)
** "He's a pork. He provides forks for you."
** "And I'm dying." "You're not dying, mom." "I'm dying." "You're not dying, mom." "I'm not dying." "You're dying, mom."
** Right after it: "Johnny doesn't drink! I know he drinks, but he doesn't drink!"
** "Ohio!"
** "[[ShapedLikeItself X is an X!]]"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YriKrrr3rCM "RadicalFaith360 Reviews the Doduo"]]
** "Super Turbo Sega Nintendo Genesis PC Graphics Engine 360"
** "Such as Minneapolis, New York, New Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Los York, Lol York, Sos Angeles…"
** "You don't need… [[BillyMays a cabinet full of cleaners!]]"
** (''over a picture of a fashion model'') "This is the American model I'm showing you here. As you can see, it looks pretty slim and sexy, which is very nice. Furthermore…" (''picture zooms up to show the model has messed-up eyes'') "What the—" [test pattern]
* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYnKOFlgxeI The Ground Roundup]]"
** The rendition of the ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' theme:
-->♪Myyyyyyym
-->♪I used to wonder what could be
-->♪Memes used to be funny
-->♪Bench, nun, fart, notch
-->♪[[{{Spoonerism}} Karing shindness]], it's an easy feat
-->♪[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment And magic makes it magic]]
-->♪Myyyyyym, don't you know you're all my very best frieeeeeeeirf♪
** '''Twilight Sparkle''': "Look, girls!" (picture turns swirled) "Swirls!"
* "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KchL1IBJh48 Justin Can't Stop Staring At Your Missile Toes]]"
** "I should be playing in the winter snow / But imma be [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment playing in the winter snow]] / But [[TheBlackEyedPeas Imma be, imma be, imma imma imma be]]"

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6px4Y1lzcbg Sonic sez "Don't watch an anime called Boku"]].
--> "Most important, you gotta tell someone you trust, like a girl, your white friend, and [=CoCo=]!"

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* Although [=DinnerWarrior=]'s better poop is undoubtly "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eI-shoahY0U Gaston and Frollo get a life]]", I hold a special fondness for "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KfHt7YJpKY Link offends a terrorist]]". I'm not going to quote either of them because Frollo will get pissed.
** I'll quote anyway: "Beata Maria, you know I am a HOLY SHIT [[IncendiaryExponent MY HAIR IS ON FIRE]]"
** I'll take that risk as well:
-->'''Monsieur D'Arque:''' I'm loving it. ''*Ronald [=McDonald=] appears*''\\
'''Gaston:''' Have it your way. ''*The Burger King appears*''
** So shall I:
-->'''Frollo:''' Creator/ShigeruMiyamoto, you know I play ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'' all day long, so tell me why I have constipation, ''[[NyoronChuruyaSan Nyoro~n.]]''
** Me too:
-->'''Frollo:''' Hellfire- *whoosh* The fire is out. *punch* Ow, my hip! *punch* Ow, my spine!
** Gaston and Lefou's argument over who saw Film/{{Saw}}.
** The surprise cameo of [[spoiler: Doctor Rabbit.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCr4H5jRkwE Disney Villains Shouldn't Give Or Get Sex Changes]].
-->'''Ursula:''' You're here, because you have a ''thing'' for this "Prince" fellow.\\
'''Ariel:''' Da prince is gay.\\
'''Ursula:''' That's right! The only way to get Mr. Prince... is to become a man!\\
'''Ariel:''' Can you do that?\\
'''Ursula:''' [[VillainSong ~]]I admit that in the past I've been a bitch. / They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a pimp. / But you'll find that nowadays / I've mended all my ways / Repented, seen the light and made a switch to decaf!\\
---\\
'''Ursula:''' Before the sun sets on the third day, you've got to get {{Deepercutt}} to fall in love with you. That is, [[SexEqualsLove he's got to fuck you]]. But if he doesn't, you turn back into a woman, and Krobo Productions belongs... to me.
'''Sebastian:''' '''''[[TheTourettesGuy RUN!!!!! FUCKING RUN!!!!!]]'''''
** And TheStinger.
--> [[spoiler:'''Link:''' What the fuck just happened?]]\\
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQ0FGE-bMYs The Scout Tries to Hit on Haruhi]]
--> '''U.S Army Air Field'''
--> Location...[CENSORED]
--> No. of Planes...[CENSORED]
--> What Men Think...[CENSORED]
--> [[MsFanservice Mikuru]] Pictures...'''[CENSORED!!]'''
** Then there's the part where the aforementioned event in the title takes place:
--> Haruhi: I don't have any time for ordinary humans!
--> Scout: Do you have any idea who I am?
--> Haruhi: Not really.
--> Scout: I'm basically...kind of a big deal.
--> Haruhi: Not really.
--> Scout: (while flexing his muscle) Aw man, that's beautiful.
--> Haruhi: Not really.
--> Scout: You listening?
--> Haruhi: Not really.
--> Scout: I'm a force of nature.
--> Haruhi: [[OverlyLongGag Not really.]]
--> Scout: I-I- don't even know where to start.
--> Haruhi: Shut up!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgk9Pg2o6KA Link Discovers Ganon's Least Favorite Color]].
-->'''King''': Link, where's the pizza I saved for dinner?
-->'''Link''': Yeah, like you need more to eat, you fat, old king.
-->'''King''': What did you say?!
-->'''Link''': I said you're a glutton.
-->'''King''': I'm warning you, boy!
-->'''Link''': *throws rubber chicken*
-->'''King''': Stop throwing shit at me!
-->'''Link''': *throws potato*
-->'''Link''': Fat! Fat! Fat!
-->'''King''': *throws dictionary*
-->'''Link''': Ouch.
** Also...
-->'''Gwonam''': Your majesty. Link is in space.
-->'''Link''': Whussup?
-->'''Gwonam''': And it is written: Only Link can defeat Ganon.
-->'''King''': Why Link?
-->'''Gwonam''': It is written here.
-->'''Morshu''': Who wrote it?
-->'''Gwonam''': ... That is of no concern of yours.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujjSSv7Mcis Robotnik Watches]] [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic My Little Pony]], mostly because of Robotnik's reaction to watching it.
-->'''Robotnik:''' [[PeripheryDemographic I love this show!]] [[GuiltyPleasures What's wrong with me?!]]
** [[TheDoverBoys Dan Backslide]] shows up to demonstrate "a look at a typical brony", and to bring the "Confound those ponies, they drive me to drink!" meme full circle.
** Fluttershy breaking up the big fight scene near the end. "WAAAAAIT! Cupcaaaaakes!"
** All is made extra funny when you realize that Robotnik's reaction was probably the same as every man who watched the show for the first time.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYzb_UJIISk The spy's reluctant request]]. The best parts are [[spoiler: the knife jumping back up from the floor to hurt the Scout, the Soldier telling the Scout about having had sex with his mother and the musical Stinger at the end]].
* This bit from ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl6IYFXiV50 Mama Luigi Bends Physics]]''
-->'''Luigi:''' Anyway, I was banished from Princess Toadstool's Mushroom Kingdom, for plowing Princess Toadstool. Now, before I [[Fanfic/MyImmortal put my 'thing' in her 'you-know',]] I put on a Magnum condom. [[ButWeUsedACondom Unfortunately, the condom broke]], so I took the pill!\\
'''Yoshi:''' ...Luigi, pill is for Princess.\\
[{{beat}}]\\
'''Luigi:''' YEEEEEEEEARGH!!!! Child support's gonna add up fast!
** Also, "Mario was attacked by [[TransSiberianOrchestra "Wizards in Winter"]] and [[Music/{{Disturbed}} "Indestructible"]]!
** The reference to ''TheSixMillionDollarMan'' towards the end.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fv361wqJ6o The Heavy needs therapy...Badly]]
--> '''[[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Heavy:]]''' Some people say I touch myself. Maybe. *Cue to Heavy touching himself*
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LNnJyzKNgU Yuki Nagato's Anger Management]]
--> '''Haruhi: '''(while grabbing Mikuru's boobs)I touch what I want!
--> '''Kyon:''' [[DullSurprise Indeed.]] (is hit in the face by a breast implant) I always knew those things were fake.

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVP18DVz6BM Abridged Spy]]: [[YourMom Your mother!]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vK1X64mvSq0 The Sandvich: Abridged]]. [[HyperactiveMetabolism Om nom nom]]...[[DissonantSerenity om om nom]][[spoiler:--'''[[BoomHeadshot OHHHHHH]] [[WhatAnIdiot GODDDDD]]!''']]

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* [=DurhamrockerZ's=] ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcWzHdpaXRo Hank Hill Is A Dick]]''
** From the same person ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCr-l9naPmE Hank Of The Hill]]''.
-->'''''"[[VisualPun SEAKING!]] [[MemeticMutation SEAKING!]] [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} SEAKING!]] OIL PAINTINGS! OIL PAINTINGS-- [[OverlyLongGag SEAKING!!]]"'''''
** ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0ZWnZ7AisE Will's Mom Gets Laid]]'' Mama NOOOOOOOOO and Will taking a breather set to the jeopardy music.

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTKaqXvRrDQ Robotnik wants KFC]]. The whole video is a wonderful example of the kind of [[RapidFireComedy psycho-hilariousness]] that makes for the best [=YouTube=] Poops, but these examples stand out:
-->"Bring me the vile creature who drew this cartoon!"
-->[[spoiler:"[[WesternAnimation/SuperMarioWorld That's Mama Luigi to you]], Robotnik!"]]
**  

** "X is an X!"

** "You don't need… a cabinet full of cleaners!"
** (''over a picture of a fashion model with messed-up eyes) "This is the American model I'm showing you here. As you can see, it looks pretty slim and sexy, which is very nice. Furthermore… what the—[test pattern]"

** "We would have, if that [[ButYouScrewOneGoat cow]] hadn't [[HavingAGayOldTime molested]] us!" '''[[BlackComedyRape "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"]]'''

** "Dan, is the dick clean or dirty?" [Dan turns and dances to [[SonicAdventure the Ice Cap snowboarding music]].] "Dirty."

--> ''[Camera pulls back, reveals [[WesternAnimation/SonicTheHedgehog Antoine]] beside Twilight]''

** When I was a lad I was a homosexual, so I was a bitch, and now that I'm [[FridgeLogic straight]], [[MemeticMolester I fuck four dozen [=LeFous=]]].

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* [[WesternAnimation/WildKratts VV1LD KR4TT$]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnnQcNiJtLM IN FLILF OF THE RIPTQWO]]
** WW KRARK
** [[UnreadablyFastText Ripto lived and turned into an avi file the end]]

** "~I believe I can FLAALF!~"

** Iago and the Cave of Wonders [[MemeticMutation talking about the]] [[PlaystationThree P. S. Triple.]]

Add a teaspoon of {{Godzilla}}!

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLtyJEXbTUw& Nobody Was Kung Fu Fighting.]]

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWmDcujkIjw Friendship is Gic: What A Story Mark Crusaders]]. The impromptu Marble Zone piano segment.
-->'''Scootaloo:''' We [[ClusterFBomb fuck the fight, fuck the walk, fuck the talk,]] eat the, uh, cock?
** The parody commercials. "Hi, BillyMays here with Dumb Fabric! It has the strength! And the struscle! [[Music/MCHammer E=MC Hammer]] Here's how to order!" "Enjoy elephants again."

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OOR6vbogZE This]] gem:

** "Get the [[CurseCutShort fuuUUUUUUUUuuf]]! Wow! [[{Cs188} JOOOOOOOOOOJ!]]"

* This TakeThat from Geibuchan's ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuL5cbI4_uY Pac-Man Gets Belated on His Birthday]]'':

* From ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuMegdg0SQ8 Bagheera's Cognitive Development is in Question]]'':

** The parody commercials. "Hi, BillyMays here with Dumb Fabric! It has the strength! And the struscle! [[E=MCHammer Here's how to order!]]" "Enjoy elephants again."

** "We don't need Florida, we don't need America, [[OmnicidalManiac we don't need the world!]]" '''''[[EarthShatteringKaboom
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!]]'''''