History Funny / XMenOriginsWolverine

'''Logan:''' *watching Dukes stretch wearing a shirt [[FanDisservice at least two sizes too small for him]]* Oh come on, man, look at him! He's got a big ol' ass coming out the front of his shirt, Jesus...

-->'''Remy:''' You miss me?
-->'''Logan:''' Oh, Jesus...

-->'''Remy:''' Do I owe you money?
-->'''Logan:''' No.
-->'''Remy:''' ''[grins]'' Then Remy [=LeBeau=] I am.

-->'''Wraith:''' I'm trying to help you out here, Logan. Dukes don't like you that much and you know it!
-->'''Logan:''' The feeling's mutual.
-->'''Wraith:''' Then use those gloves, man. Dance with him a little bit! Let him get his anger out on you, I figure if you do that he'll tell you anything you want to know.
-->'''Logan:''' *watching Dukes stretch wearing a shirt [[FanDisservice at least two sizes too small for him]]* Oh come on, man, look at him! He's got a big ol' ass coming out the front of his shirt, Jesus...

-->'''Logan:''' *[[DramaticGunCock SNIKT]]*
-->'''Victor:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Ooh, shiny]].

'''Dukes:''' ...[[{{Mondegreen}} Did you just call me]]... ''[[BerserkButton BLOB]]''?!\\

** he wasnt actually wearing briefs during the bonding process if you watch the scene closely youll see that the "briefs" were actually some sort of restraint

* Stryker trying to persuade Logan to rejoin the team. When appealing to self-interest doesn't work, he tries pulling the patriotism card:

-->'''Logan''': [[BrickJoke Guess Stryker finally figured out how to shut you up, huh]]?

-->'''Victor:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Ooh, shiny]].

--> 'Wake me up when it's over.'

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'''Logan:''' I don't call him "Blob." I said ''[[VerbalTic "bub"]]''!

-->'''Logan:''' Come on, [[VerbalTic bub]], for old times' sake!\\

'''Dukes:''' ...[[{{Mondegreen Did you just call me]]... ''[[BerserkButton BLOB]]''?!\\

'''Dukes:''' [[ScreamingWarrior ARRRRGGGHHHH!!] [''charge at Logan and bump him out of the ring'']

'''Dukes:''' ...Did you just call me... ''[[BerserkButton BLOB]]''?! ''[cue the UnstoppableRage]''

'''Victor:''' Hm. Too bad.

* '''Wade Wilson'''.

** "Granted it's probably not as intimidating as having a gun or bone claws or the ''fingernails of bag lady''."

** "Great! Stuck in an elevator with 5 guys and a high-protein diet; dreams really do come true."

-->'''Remy''': You miss me?
-->'''Logan''': Oh, Jesus...
** Remy's introduction itself is very him. Wolverine marches up the table looking for him.

-->'''Remy:''' ''(grins)'' Then Remy Lebau I am.

--> '''Logan''': "Come on, [[VerbalTic bub]], for old times' sake!"
--> '''Dukes''': "...Did you just call me... ''[[BerserkButton BLOB]]''?!" [''cue the UnstoppableRage'']

--> '''Wraith''': "I told you not to insult his weight!"
--> '''Logan''': "I don't call him 'Blob'. I said ''[[VerbalTic 'bub']]''!"

* While Victor is waiting for Logan to show up [[spoiler: after faking Kayla's death]], he's carving a smiley-face into the bar counter. Then he hears [[SayMyName Logan bellowing his name]], and idly asks the bartender if he has insurance.

* After being put through the adamantium bonding process, Wolverine ''somehow'' loses the pair of briefs he was wearing while in the tank, during his escape.

--> '''Logan''': "I don't call him 'Blob'. I said ''[[VerbalTic 'bub']]''!"

--> '''Logan''': "I don't call him 'Blob'. I said ''[[VerbalTic bub]]''!"

--> '''Dukes''': "...Did you just call me... ''[[BerserkButton BLOB]]''?!" [''cue the UnstoppableRage'']]

-->'''Logan''': Oh, Jesus...

* '''Wade Wilson'''. Nearly anytime he opens his mouth.

* '''Wade Wilson''': "Okay. People are dead."

* Wade Wilson (who else?): "Okay. People are dead."

* Wade Wilson: "Okay. People are dead."