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--->'''slowbeef:''' Damn it! No, don't talk to Paul. Please don't talk to Paul.
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** During the final episode, the longplayer has Mike revisit the back of the pool hall, where he stands still for quite some time. Slowbeef and Diabetus intrepret this as Mike deciding whether or not he wants to visit the dead Slim.
--->'''Diabetus:''' Well... Slim might have a lead...
** After Mike kills Paul:
--->[''Mike stands still staring at them for several seconds'']\\
'''Slowbeef:''' What are you looking at me for? You killed the guy.\\
[''Mike starts walking left'']\\
'''Slowbeef:''' No, don't go talk to the deputy!
** Slowbeef regarding Mike's actions nearing the end.
--->'''Slowbeef:''' What could he do? Next, he's gonna like, set off a bomb and kill a bunch of people accidentally.
--->'''Diabetus:''' Well... Slim might have a lead...
** After Mike kills Paul:
--->[''Mike stands still staring at them for several seconds'']\\
'''Slowbeef:''' What are you looking at me for? You killed the guy.\\
[''Mike starts walking left'']\\
'''Slowbeef:''' No, don't go talk to the deputy!
** Slowbeef regarding Mike's actions nearing the end.
--->'''Slowbeef:''' What could he do? Next, he's gonna like, set off a bomb and kill a bunch of people accidentally.
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*** In the final episode, when Mike returns to Ik and Uk.
---->'''Slowbeef:''' No! I don't wanna...just...molest him.\\
'''Diabetus:''' [''chuckles''] [[GameOver Game over]].
---->'''Slowbeef:''' No! I don't wanna...just...molest him.\\
'''Diabetus:''' [''chuckles''] [[GameOver Game over]].
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'''slowbeef:''' ''*imitating Mike*'' "Oh no, Jack, I'm really in trouble! I punched out my mom!"\\
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'''slowbeef:''' ''*imitating Mike*'' ''[imitating Mike]'' "Oh no, Jack, I'm really in trouble! I punched out my mom!"\\
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'''slowbeef:''' ''*imitating Jack*'' "Way to go, ace. Listen, why don't you go stand somewhere for about ten minutes straight and do nothing?"\\
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'''slowbeef:''' ''*imitating Jack*'' ''[imitating Jack]'' "Way to go, ace. Listen, why don't you go stand somewhere for about ten minutes straight and do nothing?"\\
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'''Diabetus [speaking as Paul]:''' Mike, you've told me that like eight times.\\
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'''Slowbeef [speaking as Paul]:''' Mike, you asked me that three times.
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** "Damn it, Dawson! You keep touching Rita's corpse, and your head'll spin."
** At the final Dr. Sims session, he tells Mike not to do anything rash.
--->'''Slowbeef!Sims:''' Don't cheat at anymore carnival games.
** At the final Dr. Sims session, he tells Mike not to do anything rash.
--->'''Slowbeef!Sims:''' Don't cheat at anymore carnival games.
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*** One particular moment has Slowbeef's defeated plea to not go and talk to Mrs. Ramirez, followed by him asking her if she murdered Rita now.
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--->"Oh, it's just a cardboard cutout."
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--->"Oh, it's just that's a cardboard cutout.cutout, nevermind."
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** Due to Mike's odd habit of making comments about how beautiful the Dark World girls are,[[note]]Including one who's nothing but a giant head.[[/note]] Slowbeef concludes that Mike is basically an [[Creator/HRGiger H.R. Giger]] furry.
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** Due to Mike's odd habit of making comments about how beautiful the Dark World girls are,[[note]]Including one who's nothing but a giant head.[[/note]] Slowbeef concludes comes to the conclusion that Mike is basically an [[Creator/HRGiger H.R. Giger]] furry.furry.
** The first time Diabetus sees the mirror maze:
--->'''Diabetus:''' And we're gonna put three cups on top, one of them is on top of Mike Dawson. We'll shift them around and you have to guess which one hides the Mike Dawson.
** At the Dark World carnival; there are three creatures that Slowbeef refers to as "retarded razor blade [[Franchise/StarWars Yoda]]", and Diabetus likes to speak for them.
--->"Loser, you are."\\
"Hug me, you will."\\
"Kick your ass, I will."\\
"Get us out of this game, you must!"
*** There's also the "creature" at Dark World ring toss, which slowbeef thinks looks like "aborted infant Mario."
---->'''Slowbeef:''' It's-a me, giant not Mario.
** During a session Mike has with Dr. Sims.
--->'''Mike:''' Agh! These headaches are gonna kill me!\\
'''Slowbeef!Sims:''' No, Mike, I'm going to kill you.
** At one point Slowbeef hopes that when Mike goes through the mirror portal, he steps onto a bear trap on the other side. He also hopes for him to step on a rake, which shatters the mirror and tears Mike apart.
** At several moments in the game, the longplayer will stand still with Mike's face turned towards the player. This usually prompts an annoyed response from Slowbeef.
--->'''Slowbeef:''' Don't look at me like that, you ugly motherfucker.
** During Pandora the Fortune Teller's readings, Slowbeef will often make snide remarks.
--->'''Mike:''' What can you tell me about Gargan?\\
'''Slowbeef:''' I see a giant idiot with a terrible act.
*** And then, there's this:
---->'''Slowbeef:''' (referring to Mike) Whips out his cock. [''imitating Pandora''] I see something that will never be used. The most useless thing in your inventory.
** The first time Diabetus sees the mirror maze:
--->'''Diabetus:''' And we're gonna put three cups on top, one of them is on top of Mike Dawson. We'll shift them around and you have to guess which one hides the Mike Dawson.
** At the Dark World carnival; there are three creatures that Slowbeef refers to as "retarded razor blade [[Franchise/StarWars Yoda]]", and Diabetus likes to speak for them.
--->"Loser, you are."\\
"Hug me, you will."\\
"Kick your ass, I will."\\
"Get us out of this game, you must!"
*** There's also the "creature" at Dark World ring toss, which slowbeef thinks looks like "aborted infant Mario."
---->'''Slowbeef:''' It's-a me, giant not Mario.
** During a session Mike has with Dr. Sims.
--->'''Mike:''' Agh! These headaches are gonna kill me!\\
'''Slowbeef!Sims:''' No, Mike, I'm going to kill you.
** At one point Slowbeef hopes that when Mike goes through the mirror portal, he steps onto a bear trap on the other side. He also hopes for him to step on a rake, which shatters the mirror and tears Mike apart.
** At several moments in the game, the longplayer will stand still with Mike's face turned towards the player. This usually prompts an annoyed response from Slowbeef.
--->'''Slowbeef:''' Don't look at me like that, you ugly motherfucker.
** During Pandora the Fortune Teller's readings, Slowbeef will often make snide remarks.
--->'''Mike:''' What can you tell me about Gargan?\\
'''Slowbeef:''' I see a giant idiot with a terrible act.
*** And then, there's this:
---->'''Slowbeef:''' (referring to Mike) Whips out his cock. [''imitating Pandora''] I see something that will never be used. The most useless thing in your inventory.
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** The [[RunningGag running gag]] with Slowbeef asking Mike to throw a ring at people. At one point, he even says he wants to see Mike throw a ring at [[Series/FamilyMatters Urkel]].
** The first time Betus sees the Deputy.
--->"Oh, it's just a cardboard cutout."
** When Jimmy threatens Mike: "You don't have the animation for that, Jimmy!"
** "Get away from them guns, Dawson."
** "I thought you were going out, Mike."
--->'''slowbeef!Mom:''' Get the hell out of my house, Mike.
--->"Oh, it's just a cardboard cutout."
** When Jimmy threatens Mike: "You don't have the animation for that, Jimmy!"
** "Get away from them guns, Dawson."
** "I thought you were going out, Mike."
--->'''slowbeef!Mom:''' Get the hell out of my house, Mike.
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** When Mike is talking to the circus clown for the first time, Betus chimes in with: "We've got the original Dark Seed in here."
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** When Mike is talking to the circus clown for the first time, Betus chimes in with: "We've got the original Dark Seed ''Dark Seed'' in here."
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** Due to Mike's odd habit of making comments about how beautiful the Dark World girls are,[[note]]Including one who's nothing but a giant head.[[/note]] Slowbeef concludes that Mike is basically an [[Creator/HRGiger H.R. Giger]] furry.
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** Whenever Hopkins searches or picks up something, he does a power squat. When Slowbeef mentions this to Mr. DBJ, he expresses concern that Hopkins is going to drop his trousers and take a dump.
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** Whenever Hopkins searches or picks up something, he does a power squat. When Slowbeef mentions this to Mr. DBJ, DJB, he expresses concern that Hopkins is going to drop his trousers and take a dump.
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*** "Guy Fieri's: How to Mak Slaep Drinc Gud"
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** At one point, the longplayer finds the [[Creator/HPLovecraft Necronomicon]] and upon hearing Mike read out the title, an annoyed Slowbeef wishes that [[Creator/BruceCampbell Bruce Campbell]] would come out and kill him. Not [[Franchise/EvilDead Ash Williams]], but the actor himself.
** When Mike is talking to the circus clown for the first time, Betus chimes in with: "We've got the original Dark Seed in here."
--->'''Slowbeef:''' You don't want anything to do with that, though.
** When Mike is talking to the circus clown for the first time, Betus chimes in with: "We've got the original Dark Seed in here."
--->'''Slowbeef:''' You don't want anything to do with that, though.
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** Really, anytime Slowbeef pleads for the longplayer to not go talk to someone.
--->'''slowbeef:''' Damn it! No, don't talk to Paul. Please don't talk to Paul.
***On that note, anytime Slowbeef tells one of the characters to kill or hurt Mike.
---->'''slowbeef:''' Just smack him across the fucking face.
--->'''slowbeef:''' Damn it! No, don't talk to Paul. Please don't talk to Paul.
***On that note, anytime Slowbeef tells one of the characters to kill or hurt Mike.
---->'''slowbeef:''' Just smack him across the fucking face.
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--->'''Diabetus:''' Shrimp Baby, what happened to you. You've become [[VideoGame/MortalKombat Kung Lao]].
** This exchange:
--->'''Mike:''' I keep wandering back to Rita's old neighborhood.\\
'''Diabetus [speaking as Paul]:''' Mike, you've told me that like eight times.\\
'''Mike:''' Paul, what was that you were saying about Jimmy earlier?\\
'''Slowbeef [speaking as Paul]:''' Mike, you asked me that three times.
*** Also, this:
---->'''Jimmy:''' I knew it! I'm gonna strangle him (Paul) with that hose of his!\\
'''Diabetus:''' You're gonna get your crotch wet if you do that.
** This exchange:
--->'''Mike:''' I keep wandering back to Rita's old neighborhood.\\
'''Diabetus [speaking as Paul]:''' Mike, you've told me that like eight times.\\
'''Mike:''' Paul, what was that you were saying about Jimmy earlier?\\
'''Slowbeef [speaking as Paul]:''' Mike, you asked me that three times.
*** Also, this:
---->'''Jimmy:''' I knew it! I'm gonna strangle him (Paul) with that hose of his!\\
'''Diabetus:''' You're gonna get your crotch wet if you do that.
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** Their confusion with the audio cutting out during the tutorial.
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** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81ucZ2k-XdA The extras video]] brings us a fair bit of hilarity, such as Steve casually shooting everyone in Harvest (somehow making them explode in the process) while the ''[[VideoGame/DarkSeed Dark Seed II]]'' carnival music plays.
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** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81ucZ2k-XdA The extras video]] brings us a fair bit of hilarity, such as Steve casually shooting everyone in Harvest (somehow making them explode in the process) while the ''[[VideoGame/DarkSeed Dark Seed II]]'' ''VideoGame/DarkSeedII'' carnival music plays.
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** Even more amusing when [[http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n228/freezing_ice_kirby/Run2.gif juxtaposed]] with ''VideoGame/DarkSeed II[='=]''s intro.
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** Even more amusing when [[http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n228/freezing_ice_kirby/Run2.gif juxtaposed]] with ''VideoGame/DarkSeed II[='=]''s ''VideoGame/DarkSeedII[='=]''s intro.
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** The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtrMka0WBKs&t=1m50s epic climax]] of ''VideoGame/DarkSeed II'': Mike's mother's head exploding. Slowbeef, who knows it's coming, can hardly contain himself in anticipation. [[TheStoic Diabetus]], who is unaware of it, '''completely loses it for a minute straight'''. As Slowbeef says, that makes the last 6 hours of agony all worth it. (It was also part of his reason to keep Diabetus from spoiling any parts before they started the recordings.)
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** The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtrMka0WBKs&t=1m50s epic climax]] of ''VideoGame/DarkSeed II'': ''VideoGame/DarkSeedII'': Mike's mother's head exploding. Slowbeef, who knows it's coming, can hardly contain himself in anticipation. [[TheStoic Diabetus]], who is unaware of it, '''completely loses it for a minute straight'''. As Slowbeef says, that makes the last 6 hours of agony all worth it. (It was also part of his reason to keep Diabetus from spoiling any parts before they started the recordings.)
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** After finally getting his DS back, the kid leaves just moments before what looks like a raid by a rival drug cartel, topped off by the final tutor, implied to be their leader giving the kid a mysterious package to fly into France.
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** After finally getting his DS back, the kid leaves just moments before what looks like a an apparent raid by a rival drug cartel, topped off by the final tutor, implied to be their leader leader, giving the kid a mysterious package to fly into France.
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** Then first tutor drives the little kid main character to ''Tijuana'' and tells him to get on a truck she ''thinks'' will take him where he needs to go.
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** Then The first tutor drives the little kid main character to ''Tijuana'' and tells him to get on a truck she ''thinks'' will take him where he needs to go.
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** After finally getting his DS back, the kid leaves just moments before what looks like a raid by a rival drug cartel, topped off by the final tutor, implied to be their leader giving the kid a mysterious package to fly into France.
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* ''The Abominable Snow Job''- In the final part Diabetus makes a joke about a gun shot ruining an office chair... three seconds before a character in the game makes the exact same remark.
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* ''The ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vdMi8WtmKI&list=PLo4M1tlpv9ruFijZkmxKjcD7MxRqK7AUo The Abominable Snow Job''- Job]]'' - In the final part Diabetus makes a joke about a gun shot ruining an office chair... three seconds before a character in the game makes the exact same remark.
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** The [[ShockingSwerve unexpected plot twist]] involving [=UFOs=] and time travel, which is somehow controlled by wearing a belt and spinning. The two of them go into hysterics at the twist itself, the repeated dramatic zooming shot on Catherine's father's face, and the fact that the protagonists can now ''travel by UFO'' instead of by car.
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** The [[ShockingSwerve [[AssPull unexpected plot twist]] involving [=UFOs=] and time travel, which is somehow controlled by wearing a belt and spinning. The two of them go into hysterics at the twist itself, the repeated dramatic zooming shot on Catherine's father's face, and the fact that the protagonists can now ''travel by UFO'' instead of by car.
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---->'''slowbeef:''' Uh-oh!\\
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'''slowbeef:''' Hah! Well, that's.. problem solved!\\
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'''slowbeef:''' Hah! Well, that's..that's... problem solved!\\
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''(the two chuckle to themselves as Carnby exits the room; they then notice the monster he closed the door on earlier is still slowly shambling against that door, only turning his head to look at Carnby for a moment)''\\
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''(the two chuckle to themselves as Carnby exits the room; they then notice the monster he closed the door on earlier is still ''still'' slowly shambling against that door, only turning his head to look at Carnby for a moment)''\\
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** The game's cutscenes often feature Laura's father yelling her name to warn her to go back. In the second and third parts, the longplayer comes across a rather tedious spinning wheel puzzle, which they constantly return to, much to the goons' annoyance. When it seems like they won't have to see the puzzle again, slowbeef tells Diabetus they're done with it. However, the longplayer ends up returning to it, prompting this exchange.
--->'''Slowbeef:''' Hey, remember when I told you we were done with the spinning thing?\\
'''Diabetus:''' Yeah.\\
'''Slowbeef:''' I lied..\\
'''Diabetus:''' You promised..\\
'''Slowbeef:''' I didn't promise shit.\\
'''Diabetus:''' You promised me.\\
'''Slowbeef:''' No, it's only one more.\\
'''Diabetus:''' (mimicking Laura's father) Slowbeef.
--->'''Slowbeef:''' Hey, remember when I told you we were done with the spinning thing?\\
'''Diabetus:''' Yeah.\\
'''Slowbeef:''' I lied..\\
'''Diabetus:''' You promised..\\
'''Slowbeef:''' I didn't promise shit.\\
'''Diabetus:''' You promised me.\\
'''Slowbeef:''' No, it's only one more.\\
'''Diabetus:''' (mimicking Laura's father) Slowbeef.
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** Contestant #2 is Cindy, a lady in a bright yellow dress (believed to have been stolen from [[TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles April O'Neil]]) with a thinking animation almost as awkward as Madmatty's.
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** Contestant #2 is Cindy, a lady in a bright yellow dress (believed to have been stolen from [[TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles [[Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles April O'Neil]]) with a thinking animation almost as awkward as Madmatty's.
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Hopkins FBI and Crime Patrol
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** Whenever Hopkins searches or picks up something, he does a power squat. When Slowbeef mentions this to Mr. DBJ, he expresses concern that Hopkins is going to drop his trousers and take a dump.
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** Pretty much everything involving the undercover partner.
--->'''Undercover Partner:''' Let's eat their lunch!
** Diabetus's understatement of a guy exploding.
---> '''Diabetus:''' What was his issue?
** This particular exchange.
--->'''Diabetus:''' So, what were they doing that was bad?\\
'''Slowbeef:''' Well, they're terrorists... I mean, I think.\\
'''Diabetus:''' Well, I mean, do we know that they were terrorists?\\
'''Slowbeef:''' Maybe not.\\
'''Diabetus:''' Maybe they were just protecting themselves from the sun.\\
'''Slowbeef:''' Or from the Crime Patrol.\\
'''Diabetus:''' Who are the real monsters here?
** Their reactions to the shootout on the plane, with the passengers ducking in unison and some of the passengers turning out to be terrorists.
--->'''Slowbeef:''' That was just a passenger with a gun.\\
'''Diabetus:''' (speaking as a passenger) Excuse me, I'm trying to watch The Office.
--->'''Undercover Partner:''' Let's eat their lunch!
** Diabetus's understatement of a guy exploding.
---> '''Diabetus:''' What was his issue?
** This particular exchange.
--->'''Diabetus:''' So, what were they doing that was bad?\\
'''Slowbeef:''' Well, they're terrorists... I mean, I think.\\
'''Diabetus:''' Well, I mean, do we know that they were terrorists?\\
'''Slowbeef:''' Maybe not.\\
'''Diabetus:''' Maybe they were just protecting themselves from the sun.\\
'''Slowbeef:''' Or from the Crime Patrol.\\
'''Diabetus:''' Who are the real monsters here?
** Their reactions to the shootout on the plane, with the passengers ducking in unison and some of the passengers turning out to be terrorists.
--->'''Slowbeef:''' That was just a passenger with a gun.\\
'''Diabetus:''' (speaking as a passenger) Excuse me, I'm trying to watch The Office.
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Orwellian Editor wick cleanup
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** A while earlier, Mike uses [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext the Dark World magnetic crossbow to rig the ringtoss game]], throws the ring... and misses again because Slowbeef [[OrwellianEditor deliberately spliced in the footage]] [[YankTheDogsChain just to deny Mike Dawson victory]]. Watch it [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlsPXh4L8AE#t=2m48s here.]]
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** A while earlier, Mike uses [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext the Dark World magnetic crossbow to rig the ringtoss game]], throws the ring... and misses again because Slowbeef [[OrwellianEditor [[InternalRetcon deliberately spliced in the footage]] [[YankTheDogsChain just to deny Mike Dawson victory]]. Watch it [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlsPXh4L8AE#t=2m48s here.]]
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* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZAWAqyjedo Spewgen]]'' and ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuCT7CuEIz0 3DO: Fatality]]'', two riffs on ''[[VideoGame/ShadowWarOfSuccession Shadow: War of Succession]]'', a low-budget ''VideoGame/MortalKombat'' knockoff for the [[UsefulNotes/ThreeDOInteractiveMultiplayer 3DO]]. The first video is a playthrough that ends early because, as explained in the comments, the game froze before the final fight.[[note]]This is because the final boss can't be accessed on the easiest difficulty setting.[[/note]] The second is simply a pair of match videos with commentary. This does not stop either one of the Retsupurae videos from being hilarious. Highlights include:
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* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZAWAqyjedo Spewgen]]'' and ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuCT7CuEIz0 3DO: Fatality]]'', two riffs on ''[[VideoGame/ShadowWarOfSuccession Shadow: War of Succession]]'', a low-budget ''VideoGame/MortalKombat'' ''Franchise/MortalKombat'' knockoff for the [[UsefulNotes/ThreeDOInteractiveMultiplayer 3DO]]. The first video is a playthrough that ends early because, as explained in the comments, the game froze before the final fight.[[note]]This is because the final boss can't be accessed on the easiest difficulty setting.[[/note]] The second is simply a pair of match videos with commentary. This does not stop either one of the Retsupurae videos from being hilarious. Highlights include:
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Real Estate Headaches
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** (Diabetus speaking as Mike) "Is there an embryo in my head?"
** The comments that follow after Mike whispers that the road looks empty and unoccupied.
--->'''Diabetus:''' Well, you're not really on a road, is the problem.
--->'''Slowbeef:''' He whispered that like a pervert would.
--->'''Diabetus:''' [as Mike] This is perfect for my evening plans.
** "That's a chilly draft blowing through this decrepit old living room."
--->'''Slowbeef:''' *laughing* Why did you buy it?
** The comments that follow after Mike whispers that the road looks empty and unoccupied.
--->'''Diabetus:''' Well, you're not really on a road, is the problem.
--->'''Slowbeef:''' He whispered that like a pervert would.
--->'''Diabetus:''' [as Mike] This is perfect for my evening plans.
** "That's a chilly draft blowing through this decrepit old living room."
--->'''Slowbeef:''' *laughing* Why did you buy it?
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'''Diabetus:''' "Obliterating anything that's not your friend?" ...who the fuck wrote this? I mean, they're making Shadow out to be just a huge dick! ''[singing]'' "Shadow pushed a kid and stole his candyyy!"\\
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'''Diabetus:''' "Obliterating anything that's not your friend?" ...who the fuck wrote this? I mean, they're making Shadow out to be just a huge dick! ''[singing]'' "Shadow pushed a kid and stole his candyyy!"\\candyyy!"
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'''Diabetus:''' "Shadow do not, Shadow do not do any of that."
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'''Diabetus:''' "Shadow do not, Shadow do not do any of that.""\\
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'''Diabetus:''' "Obliterating anything that's not your friend?" ...who the fuck wrote this? I mean, they're making Shadow out to be just a huge dick! ''[singing]'' "Shadow pushed a kid and stole his candyyy!"
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'''Diabetus:''' "Obliterating anything that's not your friend?" ...who the fuck wrote this? I mean, they're making Shadow out to be just a huge dick! ''[singing]'' "Shadow pushed a kid and stole his candyyy!"candyyy!"\\
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'''Diabetus:''' "Shadow do not, Shadow do not do any of that."
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'''Diabetus:''' "Obliterating anything that's not your friend?" ...the fuck wrote this? I mean, they're making Shadow out to be a huge dick! ''[singing]'' "Shadow pushed kids and stole candyyy!"
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'''Diabetus:''' "Obliterating anything that's not your friend?" ...who the fuck wrote this? I mean, they're making Shadow out to be just a huge dick! ''[singing]'' "Shadow pushed kids a kid and stole his candyyy!"
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** A while earlier, Mike uses [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext the Dark World magnetic crossbow to rig the ringtoss game]], throws the ring... and misses again because Slowbeef [[OrwellianEditor deliberately spliced in the footage]] [[YankTheDogsChain just to deny Mike Dawson victory]]]]. Watch it [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlsPXh4L8AE#t=2m48s here.]]
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** A while earlier, Mike uses [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext the Dark World magnetic crossbow to rig the ringtoss game]], throws the ring... and misses again because Slowbeef [[OrwellianEditor deliberately spliced in the footage]] [[YankTheDogsChain just to deny Mike Dawson victory]]]].victory]]. Watch it [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlsPXh4L8AE#t=2m48s here.]]
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*** The final fight against the saboteur is a goldmine. He just keeps running super fast into random directions and dodging your shots with exaggerated Matrix poses. Then you shoot the generator to stun him, so you can finally hit him. The catch is, he also shoots the generators, and if you're close to them, Albert will open his arms and shake like crazy. Then, after beating him, you get a cutscene with the funniest fist fight ever, with clunky missed punches and hug rolling around the floor.
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*** The final fight against the saboteur is a goldmine. He just keeps running super fast into in random directions and dodging your shots with exaggerated Matrix poses. Then you shoot the generator to stun him, so you can finally hit him. The catch is, he also shoots the generators, and if you're close to them, Albert will open his arms and shake like crazy. Then, after beating him, you get a cutscene with the funniest fist fight ever, with clunky missed punches and hug rolling around the floor.
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* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZAWAqyjedo Spewgen]]'' and ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuCT7CuEIz0 3DO: Fatality]]'', two riffs on ''[[VideoGame/ShadowWarOfSuccession Shadow: War of Succession]]'', a low-budget ''VideoGame/MortalKombat'' knockoff for the [[UsefulNotes/ThreeDOInteractiveMultiplayer 3DO]]. The first video is a playthrough that ends early because, as explained in the comments, the game froze before the final fight [[note]](This is because the final boss can't be accessed on the easiest difficulty setting)[[/note]]. The second is simply a pair of match videos with commentary. This does not stop either one of the Retsupurae videos from being hilarious. Highlights include:
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* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZAWAqyjedo Spewgen]]'' and ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuCT7CuEIz0 3DO: Fatality]]'', two riffs on ''[[VideoGame/ShadowWarOfSuccession Shadow: War of Succession]]'', a low-budget ''VideoGame/MortalKombat'' knockoff for the [[UsefulNotes/ThreeDOInteractiveMultiplayer 3DO]]. The first video is a playthrough that ends early because, as explained in the comments, the game froze before the final fight [[note]](This fight.[[note]]This is because the final boss can't be accessed on the easiest difficulty setting)[[/note]]. setting.[[/note]] The second is simply a pair of match videos with commentary. This does not stop either one of the Retsupurae videos from being hilarious. Highlights include:
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'''slowbeef:''' (nervous chuckle) [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Ummm...]]\\
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'''slowbeef:''' (nervous chuckle) [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Ummm...]]\\]]
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** Part 33 brings about the announcement of a hiatus for the LP when slowbeef realizes that his [=PS3=] no longer works anymore [[note]]This, believe it or not, has nothing to do with Sonic 06, but with drying out of the [=PS3=]'s thermal grease after age and high usage[[/note]]. Slowbeef and Diabetus conclude, thanks to the timing, that Sonic-Man will do anything to win.
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** Part 33 brings about the announcement of a hiatus for the LP when slowbeef realizes that his [=PS3=] no longer works anymore anymore.[[note]]This, believe it or not, has nothing to do with Sonic 06, but with drying out of the [=PS3=]'s thermal grease after age and high usage[[/note]]. usage.[[/note]] Slowbeef and Diabetus conclude, thanks to the timing, that Sonic-Man will do anything to win.
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'''Diabetus:''' Oh my god, what is that unholy ''thing''!?\\
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'''Diabetus:''' ''[raspy voice]'' I need a throat lozenge. ''[a coroner passes by]'' Oh, excuse me, [[ItMakesSenseInContext retard]] UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln.
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'''Diabetus:''' ''[raspy voice]'' I need a throat lozenge. ''[a ''[A coroner passes by]'' by.]'' Oh, excuse me, [[ItMakesSenseInContext retard]] UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln.
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** The duo find the bug eyed horse.
'''Diabetus:''' Oh my god, what is that unholy ''thing''!?\\
'''slowbeef:''' That took four 3D modellers to make.\\
'''Diabetus:''' "Ah'm covered in glue!"
'''Diabetus:''' Oh my god, what is that unholy ''thing''!?\\
'''slowbeef:''' That took four 3D modellers to make.\\
'''Diabetus:''' "Ah'm covered in glue!"
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** Throughout the longplay, the duo's also distracted by the awkward, disjointed character dialogue that doesn't quite seem to match what the other person is saying [[MeaninglessMeaningfulWords or are just confusing on their own]][[note]]This is apparently to blame on the game originally being in Polish, and the English dub was directed by Poles, resulting in [[BlindIdiotTranslation weird translation issues]][[/note]]. One early example is when Jack is interrogating a former informant about the crime Jack was framed for, despite him being ''in jail''.
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** Throughout the longplay, the duo's also distracted by the awkward, disjointed character dialogue that doesn't quite seem to match what the other person is saying [[MeaninglessMeaningfulWords or are just confusing on their own]][[note]]This own]].[[note]]This is apparently to blame on the game originally being in Polish, and the English dub was directed by Poles, resulting in [[BlindIdiotTranslation weird translation issues]][[/note]]. issues.]][[/note]] One early example is when Jack is interrogating a former informant about the crime Jack was framed for, despite him being ''in jail''.
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'''Diabetus:''' Yeah, the flying gargoyle...thing and Don Quixote was a blonde white dude. ''(The game shows a [[Disney/SleepingBeauty Maleficent]] expy)'' And that's Sancho Panza.\\
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'''Diabetus:''' Yeah, the flying gargoyle...thing and Don Quixote was a blonde white dude. ''(The game shows a [[Disney/SleepingBeauty [[WesternAnimation/SleepingBeauty Maleficent]] expy)'' And that's Sancho Panza.\\
