History Funny / WanderingWitchTheJourneyOfElaina

---> '''Fran (narrating)''': "And then the witch left the country, never to be seen again. I'm sure she's still out there somewhere, making dirty money-"
---> '''Elaina''': *cough*
---> '''Fran (narrating)''': "Ah! Excuse me! ...I'm sure she's still out there somewhere, meeting wonderful people!"

---> '''Saya (narrating)''': "And just like that, my little sister Avelia and I continued our flirtatious-"
---> '''Avelia''': "Please don't try and conclude the story with your lies!"

---> '''Saya''': "I think she'll get better if she doesn't smoke."
---> '''Amnesia''': "Smoking is nothing but bad for you, you know."
---> '''Avelia''': "It stinks."
---> '''Fran''': "How about banning smoking altogether?"
---> '''Sheila''': "Hey, could you lot try being a little nicer to smokers?"

---> '''Sheila''': "Get me some tobacco."
---> '''Saya''': "I'm underage, so no can do!"
---> '''Sheila''': "Tch!"
---> '''Saya''': "People will start treating smokers like aliens soon. Why don't you take this chance to quit for good?"

** In Episode 3 of Volume 10's Drama CD, Fran sells Avelia a medicine to cure her bashfulness...except by accident, she sold a medicine Elaina had made that cures cat allergies when she herself uses it, but [[BalefulPolymorph turns anyone else who uses it into a cat]]. Avelia drinks it and grows cat ears as a result, walking around town with cat ears to the stunned shock of Saya and then Elaina, both of whom are unwilling to tell her outright what happened, and she only finds out what happened once she finally runs into Amnesia, who asks her what's with the cat ears. While the sisters are meeting up, Saya arrests Fran for selling Avelia the medicine that turned her into a cat and Elaina for having brewed the potion to begin with. Surprised at herself and her master getting arrested by ''Saya'' of all people, Elaina remarks that her friend seems different today...

** In Episode 6 of Volume 14's Drama CD, Saya, Amnesia and Avelia all visit Elaina in her hotel room, only to find her unconscious. Coming to the conclusion that Elaina has been murdered, HilarityEnsues. Saya first concocts a fantasy where Amnesia stabbed Elaina for going on a date with Saya, to which Avelia responds by pointing out a limited-edition cake on Elaina's desk and concocting a fantasy where a {{Yandere}} Saya fed Elaina poisoned cake to make Elaina hers forever, and immediately disproves herself by helping herself to the cake and not dropping dead. Somehow, both of them are outdone by Amnesia—up to this point, the OnlySaneMan in the trio—who claims to be able to communicate with the dead and talks with an Elaina who had made a dodgy potion and drank it—and she makes the deceased Elaina she's talking with sound so dumb that Saya and Avelia even take the time to remark on how OOC "Elaina" sounds. Their shenanigans are put to an end when Elaina wakes up and reveals she had been conscious the entire time, with [[OhCrap Saya and Avelia panicking over Elaina having heard their ridiculous murder scenarios]], Amnesia fainting and Avelia being made to buy her another limited-edition cake to compensate her. After Elaina "communes" with a fainted Amnesia ashamed her younger sister for eating someone else's cake, she leaves the audience with an ironic moral: that you mustn't die, lest someone else makes fun of your death.

** In Episode 2 of Volume 10's Drama CD, Saya takes a break from investigating suspicious medicines circulating in town to have tea with Amnesia while the latter is bemoaning her sister's {{Tsundere}} turn, and drinks tea that is laced with one such potion—[[LovePotion one that causes someone to have their first love]]. Saya desperately tries to avoid falling for Amnesia, but eventually relents when Elaina's voice in her head tells her that it's okay because Amnesia and Elaina have similar hair colors and thus are "basically the same person". Saya then professes her love and how she's looking forward to her future married life with Amnesia, up until Amnesia reveals that this isn't an actual love potion, but ordinary sugar that Elaina had rebranded as a love potion to scam unwitting customers. Saya can only react in embarrassment as Amnesia teases her about all the things she had said thinking she was under the influence of a bona fide love potion.

** In Episode 6 of Volume 14's Drama CD, Saya, Amnesia and Avelia all visit Elaina in her hotel room, only to find her unconscious. Coming to the conclusion that Elaina has been murdered, HilarityEnsues. Saya first concocts a fantasy where Amnesia stabbed Elaina for going on a date with Saya, to which Avelia responds by pointing out a limited-edition cake on Elaina's desk and concocting a fantasy where a {{Yandere}} Saya fed Elaina poisoned cake to make Elaina hers forever, and immediately disproves herself by helping herself to the cake and not dropping dead. Somehow, both of them are outdone by Amnesia, who claims to be able to communicate with the dead and talks with an Elaina who had made a dodgy potion and drank it—and she makes the deceased Elaina she's talking with sound so dumb that Saya and Avelia even take the time to remark on how OOC "Elaina" sounds. Their shenanigans are put to an end when Elaina wakes up and reveals she had been conscious the entire time, with [[OhCrap Saya and Avelia panicking over Elaina having heard their ridiculous murder scenarios]], Amnesia fainting and Avelia being made to buy her another limited-edition cake to compensate her. After Elaina "communes" with a fainted Amnesia ashamed of how her younger sister ate someone else's cake, she leaves the audience with an ironic moral: that you mustn't die, lest someone else makes fun of your death.

** In Episode 6 of Volume 14's Drama CD, Saya, Amnesia and Avelia all visit Elaina in her hotel room, only to find her unconscious. Coming to the conclusion that Elaina has been murdered, HilarityEnsues. Saya first concocts a fantasy where Amnesia stabbed Elaina for going on a date with Saya, to which Avelia responds by pointing out a limited-edition cake on Elaina's desk and concocting a fantasy where a {{Yandere}} Saya fed Elaina poisoned cake to make Elaina hers forever, and immediately disproves herself by helping herself to the cake and not dropping dead. Somehow, both of them are outdone by Amnesia, who claims to be able to communicate with the dead and talks with an Elaina who had made a dodgy potion and drank it—and she makes the deceased Elaina she's talking with sound so dumb that Saya and Avelia even take the time to remark on how OOC "Elaina" sounds. Their shenanigans are put to an end when Elaina wakes up and reveals she had been conscious the entire time, with Amnesia fainting and Avelia being made to buy her another limited-edition cake to compensate her. After Elaina "communes" with a fainted Amnesia ashamed of how her younger sister ate someone else's cake, she leaves the audience with an ironic moral: that you mustn't die, lest someone else makes fun of your death.

** In Episode 6 of Volume 14's Drama CD, Saya, Amnesia and Avelia all visit Elaina in her hotel room, only to find her unconscious. Coming to the conclusion that Elaina has been murdered, HilarityEnsues. Saya first concocts a fantasy where Amnesia stabbed Elaina for going on a date with Saya, to which Avelia responds by pointing out a limited-edition cake on Elaina's desk and concocting a fantasy where a {{Yandere}} Saya fed Elaina poisoned cake to make Elaina hers forever, and immediately disproves herself by helping herself to the cake and not dropping dead. Somehow, both of them are outdone by Amnesia, who claims to be able to communicate with the dead and talks with an extremely, OOC dumb Elaina who had made a dodgy potion and drank it. Their shenanigans are put to an end when Elaina wakes up and reveals she had been conscious the entire time, with Amnesia fainting and Avelia being made to buy her another limited-edition cake to compensate her.

** ...Or making fun of Sheila's smoking habit.

---> '''Sheila''': "Hey, could you lot try being a little nicer to smokers?"

** In Episode 2 of Volume 8's Drama CD, Avelia is distraught that Amnesia wants to take Elaina to a play with a pair of tickets. She tries to enlist Saya's help to rescue her sister from "a witch"; while Saya's job per the United Magic Association is to confiscate these tickets, she is uninterested in meddling with a relationship...that is, until Avelia tells her the name of the witch who her sister is taking out on a date. Avelia can't help but be unsettled with [[DeathGlare Saya's reaction to hearing about Elaina being with another woman]]. Saya and Avelia then form a united front to break up Elaina and Amnesia's date, but their alliance almost falls apart when they start arguing over whether Elaina or Amnesia is cuter. They eventually come up with a plan involving paper-thin disguises and Avelia vomiting blood—in actuality, strawberry jam—all over herself, and they give themselves away when Saya asks for a date with Elaina and Avelia asks for a date with her "big sis". Saya and Amnesia's meeting is exactly as hilarious as you think, with Saya and Amnesia accusing Elaina of two-timing before they begin fighting with each other over Elaina. Avelia then comes up with another plan to "make everyone happy", but Elaina is unamused when she hears the particulars—that Avelia will take Amnesia while Elaina goes on a date with Saya. Avelia then tells Elaina that although she alone won't be happy, that that's what she deserves for being too much of a ChickMagnet.

---> '''Avelia''': "Please don't try and conclude the story with your lies!"

** In Episode 5 of Volume 14's Drama CD, Saya visits Sheila in the United Magic Association branch office and after hearing that Elaina had massaged Sheila's shoulders in Episode 3, wants to to the same because to do so would be to indirectly touch Elaina's hands. Sheila, thoroughly creeped out, runs away screaming and takes refuge at Fran's hotel room.

** In Episode 3 of Volume 12's Drama CD, Avelia gets arrested due to fitting the profile of a young traveling mage with long white hair, as one such mage had been selling suspicious medicine near a bakery. Sheila and Saya try various good cop/bad cop interrogation methods to try and get her to confess, the most hilarious of which comes at the end, where Saya plays the role of Avelia's older sister...

---> '''Avelia''': "I'll be the princess, who got kidnapped(sister)('I')(cute but brave)."

---> '''Saya''': "And just like that, my little sister Avelia and I continued our flirtatious-"

** In Episode 2 of Volume 8's Drama CD, Avelia is distraught that Amnesia wants to take Elaina to a play with a pair of tickets. She tries to enlist Saya's help to rescue her sister from "a witch"; while Saya's job per the United Magic Association is to confiscate these tickets, she is uninterested in meddling with a relationship...that is, until Avelia tells her the name of the witch who her sister is taking out on a date, and is unsettled with [[TranquilFury the look that's crept over Saya's face]]. Saya and Avelia then form a united front to break up Elaina and Amnesia's date, but their alliance almost falls apart when they start arguing over whether Elaina or Amnesia is cuter. They eventually come up with a plan involving paper-thin disguises and Avelia vomiting blood—in actuality, strawberry jam—all over herself, and they give themselves away when Saya asks for a date with Elaina and Avelia asks for a date with Amnesia. Saya and Amnesia's meeting is exactly as hilarious as you think, with Saya and Amnesia accusing Elaina of adultery before they begin fighting with each other over Elaina. Avelia then comes up with another plan to "make everyone happy", but Elaina is unamused when she hears the particulars—that Avelia will take Amnesia while Elaina goes on a date with Saya. Avelia then tells Elaina that this is what she deserves for being too much of a ChickMagnet.

---> '''Fran (narrating)''': "And just like that, the witch used her devilish-"
---> '''Elaina''': "Hmmm? You're calling me that despite being an accomplice?"
---> '''Fran (narrating)''': "...The witch used her wondrous powers!"

** In Episode 2 of Volume 8's Drama CD, Avelia is distraught that Amnesia wants to take Elaina to a play with a pair of tickets. She tries to enlist Saya's help to rescue her sister from "a witch"; while Saya's job is to confiscate the tickets, she is very reluctant to get involved with meddling with a relationship...until Avelia tells her the name of the witch who her sister is taking out on a date. Saya and Avelia then form a united front to break up Elaina and Amnesia's date, but their alliance almost falls apart when they start arguing over whether Elaina or Amnesia is cuter. They eventually come up with a plan involving paper-thin disguises and Avelia vomiting blood—in actuality, strawberry jam—all over herself. Saya and Amnesia's meeting is exactly as hilarious as you think, with Saya and Amnesia accusing Elaina of adultery before they begin fighting with each other over Elaina. Avelia then comes up with another plan to "make everyone happy", but Elaina is unamused when she hears the particulars—that Avelia will take Amnesia while Elaina goes on a date with Saya. Avelia then tells Elaina that this is what she deserves for being too much of a ChickMagnet.

** In Episode 3 of Volume 10's Drama CD, Fran sells Avelia a medicine to cure her bashfulness...except by accident, she sold a medicine Elaina had made that cures cat allergies when she herself uses it, but turns anyone else who uses it into a cat. Avelia walks around town with cat ears to the stunned shock of Saya and then Elaina, both of whom are unwilling to tell her outright that she has cat ears, and she only finds out what happened once she finally runs into Amnesia, who asks her what's with the cat ears. While the sisters meet up, Saya arrests Fran for selling Avelia the medicine that gave her cat ears and Elaina for having brewed the potion to begin with. Surprised at herself and her master getting arrested by ''Saya'' of all people, Elaina remarks that her friend seems different today...
---> '''Saya:''' "I separate my work life from my personal life! Whether it's friend or foe, justice must be upheld!"
** In Episode 2 of Volume 12's Drama CD, Avelia reads a magazine article about how tsundere girls are a hit as of late, and tries to be tsundere to Amnesia. However, because Avelia didn't actually understand the article about tsunderes, she instead does bizarre things ForTheEvulz such as eating bread but leaving the crusts untouched and making black coffee even though she doesn't drink it, and ends up baffling Amnesia instead of flustering her. Amnesia finds the magazine Avelia had read, and after a malicious voice in her head tells her that Avelia had read the article about tsundere girls but didn't understand it, she completely turns the tables on her younger sister. Avelia, much to her chagrin, spends the rest of the afternoon getting mercilessly teased by Amnesia.

** In Episode 2 of Volume 14's Drama CD, Avelia is showing Amnesia a puppet show she had made for the neighborhood children that literally goes, "Once upon a time lived two sisters: 'Big Sis' and 'Me'. 'We' lived together like a pair of good friends. And they lived happily ever after." When Amnesia tells her that a story that's all of three lines long won't do at all, she suggests expanding the story to incorporate the younger sister getting kidnapped, Avelia takes on a few too many extra roles:

** In Episode 3 of Volume 17's Drama CD, Avelia is feeling depressed in her room as Amnesia had left to work her shift at a cafe. Elaina comes to sell her an item she had developed that allows its user to imitate anyone else's voice and offers to demonstrate for a fee. She ends up getting extremely exasperated at the nature of what Avelia wants her to say in Amnesia's voice, and she's in no position to complain because the customer is always right. At the end of the episode, Elaina is being served by Amnesia at the cafe the latter works at, and the latter can tell something went down...

** The Drama [=CDs=] also regularly feature fourth wall-breaking for comedic effect. Case in point from Episode 3 of Volume 12's Drama CD:

* The Drama [=CDs=] are all built around comic relief with the recurring character cast.
** In Episode 2 of Volume 8's Drama CD, Avelia is distraught that Amnesia wants to take Elaina to a restaurant using a meal voucher for a couple. She tries to enlist Saya's help to rescue her sister from a witch, but Saya is very reluctant to get involved...until Avelia tells her the name of the witch who's taking her sister out on a date. Saya and Amnesia's meeting is exactly as hilarious as you think, with Saya accusing Elaina of adultery before getting into a fight with Amnesia, all while Avelia tells Elaina that this is what she gets for being too much of a ChickMagnet.
** In Episode 2 of Volume 10's Drama CD, Saya takes a break from investigating suspicious medicines circulating in town to have tea with Amnesia while the latter is bemoaning her sister's {{Tsundere}} turn, and drinks tea that is laced with one such potion—one that causes someone to have their first love. Saya desperately tries to avoid falling for Amnesia, but eventually relents when Elaina's voice in her head tells her that it's okay because Amnesia and Elaina have similar hair colors and thus are "basically the same person". Saya then professes her love and how she's looking forward to her future married life with Amnesia, up until Amnesia reveals that this isn't an actual love potion, but ordinary sugar that Elaina had rebranded as a love potion to scam unwitting customers. Saya can only react in embarrassment as Amnesia teases her about all the things she had said thinking she was under the influence of a bona fide love potion.
** In Episode 3 of Volume 10's Drama CD, Fran sells Avelia a medicine to cure her bashfulness...except by accident, she sold a medicine Elaina had made that cures cat allergies when she herself uses it, but turns anyone else who uses it into a cat. Avelia walks around town with cat ears to the stunned shock of Saya and Elaina, both of whom are unwilling to tell her outright that she has cat ears, and she only finds out what happened once she finally runs into Amnesia, who asks her what's with the cat ears. While the sisters meet up, Saya arrests Fran for selling Avelia the medicine that gave her cat ears and Elaina for having brewed the potion to begin with. Surprised at herself and her master getting arrested by ''Saya'' of all people, Elaina remarks that her friend seems different today...

** In Episode 2 of Volume 12's Drama CD, Avelia reads a magazine article about how tsundere girls are a hit as of late, and tries to be tsundere to Amnesia. However, because Avelia didn't actually understand the article about tsunderes, she instead does bizarre things ForTheEvulz such as eating bread but leaving the crusts untouched and making black coffee even though she doesn't drink it, and ends up baffling Amnesia instead of flustering her. Amnesia finds the magazine Avelia had read, and after a malicious voice in her head tells her that Avelia had read the article about tsundere girls but didn't understand it, she completely turns the tables on her younger sister, who spends the rest of the afternoon getting mercilessly teased by the girl she was trying to be tsundere with.
** In Episode 3 of Volume 12's Drama CD, Avelia gets arrested due to fitting the profile of a young traveling mage with long white hair, as one such mage had been selling suspicious medicine near a bakery. Sheila and Saya try various good cop/bad cop interrogation methods to try and get her to confess, the most hilarious of which comes at the end, where Saya pretends to be Avelia's older sister...

** In Episode 3 of Volume 17's Drama CD, Avelia is feeling depressed in her room as Amnesia had left to work her shift at a cafe. Elaina comes to sell her an item she had developed that allows its user to imitate anyone else's voice and offers to demonstrate. She ends up getting extremely exasperated at the nature of what Avelia wants her to say in Amnesia's voice, and after all, the customer is always right. At the end of the episode, Elaina is being served by Amnesia at the cafe the latter works at, and the latter can tell something went down...

---> '''Saya:''' "I separate my work life from my personal life! Justice must be upheld against all, friend or foe!"

** In Episode 3 of Volume 12's Drama CD, Avelia gets arrested due to fitting the profile of a young traveling mage with white hair, who had been selling suspicious medicine near a bakery. Sheila and Saya try various good cop/bad cop interrogation methods to try and get her to confess, the most hilarious of which comes at the end, where Saya pretends to be Avelia's older sister and Sheila tells her that if she doesn't want Saya as an older sister, then she should confess, at which point she asks if the interrogators are resorting to torture.

---> '''Amnesia:''' "No really, what happened...?"

** In Episode 2 of Volume 8's Drama CD, Avelia is distraught that Amnesia wants to take Elaina to a restaurant using a meal voucher for a couple. She tries to enlist Saya's help, but Saya is very reluctant to get involved...until Avelia tells her the name of the witch who's taking her sister out on a date. Saya and Amnesia's meeting is exactly as hilarious as you think, with Saya accusing Elaina of adultery before getting into a fight with Amnesia, all while Avelia tells Elaina that this is what she gets for being too much of a ChickMagnet.
** In Episode 2 of Volume 10's Drama CD, Saya takes a break from investigating suspicious medicine circulating in town to have tea with Amnesia while the latter is bemoaning her sister's {{Tsundere}} turn, and drinks tea that is laced with one such potion—one that causes someone to have their first love. Saya desperately tries to avoid falling for Amnesia, but eventually relents when Elaina's voice in her head tells her that it's okay because Amnesia and Elaina have similar hair colors and thus are close enough as people. Saya then professes her love and how she's looking forward to her future married life with Amnesia, up until Amnesia reveals that this isn't an actual love potion, but ordinary sugar that Elaina had rebranded as a love potion to scam unwitting customers. Saya can only react in embarrassment as Amnesia teases her about all the things she had said thinking she was under the influence of a bona fide love potion.
** In Episode 3 of Volume 10's Drama CD, Fran sells Avelia a medicine to cure her bashfulness...except by accident, she sold a medicine Elaina had made that cures cat allergies when she herself uses it, but turns anyone else who uses it into a cat. Avelia walks around town with cat ears to the stunned shock of Saya and Elaina, both of whom are too polite to tell her she has cat ears, and only finds out what happened once she finally runs into Amnesia, who asks her what's with her cat ears. Meanwhile, Saya arrests Fran for selling Avelia the medicine that gave her cat ears and Elaina for having brewed the potion to begin with. When Elaina asks Saya if she seems different today...

** In Episode 2 of Volume 12's Drama CD, Avelia reads a magazine article about how tsundere girls are a hit as of late, and tries to be tsundere to Amnesia. However, because Avelia doesn't understand what a tsundere is, she instead does bizarre things ForTheEvulz such as eating bread but leaving the crusts and making black coffee even though she doesn't drink it, and ends up baffling Amnesia instead of flustering her. Amnesia finds the magazine Avelia had read, and after a malicious voice in her head tells her that Avelia had read the article about tsundere girls but didn't understand it, she completely turns the tables on her younger sister, who spends the rest of the afternoon getting mercilessly teased by the girl she was trying to be tsundere with.

** In Episode 3 of Volume 17's Drama CD, Avelia is feeling down in bed as Amnesia had left to work her shift at a cafe. Elaina comes to demonstrate a spell she had developed to imitate anyone else's voice, and ends up getting extremely exasperated at the nature of what Avelia wants her to say in Amnesia's voice. At the end of the episode, Elaina is being served by Amnesia at the cafe, and the latter can tell something went down...

** In Episode 3 of Volume 17's Drama CD, Avelia is feeling down in bed as Amnesia had left to do her shift at a cafe. Elaina comes to demonstrate a spell she had developed to imitate anyone else's voice, and ends up getting extremely exasperated at the nature of what Avelia wants her to say in Amnesia's voice.

** In Episode 3 of Volume 10's Drama CD, Fran sells Avelia a medicine to cure her bashfulness...except by accident, she sold a medicine Elaina had made that cures cat allergies when she herself uses it, but turns anyone else who uses it into a cat. Avelia walks around town with cat ears to the stunned shock of Saya and Elaina, both of whom are too polite to tell her she has cat ears, and only finds out what happened once she finally runs into Amnesia, who asks her what's with her cat ears.