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* During the montage of Dewey getting to know his multiple children, he's playing catch with who appears to a half-black/half-Asian boy [[DarkSkinnedBlonde with blonde hair]].

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* During the montage of Dewey getting to know his multiple children, he's playing catch with who appears to a half-black/half-Asian boy [[DarkSkinnedBlonde with blonde hair]].hair.


* During the montage of Dewey getting to know his multiple children, he's playing catch with who appears to a [[MixedAncestry half-black/half-Asian boy]] [[DarkSkinnedBlonde with blonde hair]].

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* During the montage of Dewey getting to know his multiple children, he's playing catch with who appears to a [[MixedAncestry half-black/half-Asian boy]] boy [[DarkSkinnedBlonde with blonde hair]].


** Dewey’s trip going bad.
--> (An anthromorphic knife walks up to him) "Hey, trippy knife!" (Knife slices him in half) "Aw, fuck me, I can see my large colon!"

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** Dewey’s Dewey's trip going bad.
--> (An ''[An anthromorphic knife walks up to him) "Hey, him]''\\
'''Dewey:''' Hey,
trippy knife!" (Knife knife!\\
''[The knife
slices him in half) "Aw, half]''\\
'''Dewey:''' Aw,
fuck me, I can see my large colon!"colon!


* Jack White as Elvis, complete with karate chops. "Only two kinds of people know how to do that: Chinese people and The King."

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* Jack White as Elvis, complete with karate chops. "Only "That's called ka-ra-tay man, and only two kinds of people know how to do that: it: the Chinese people and The King."King. [[CaptainObvious And one of 'em is me.]]"


* Dewey's dad singing "Wrong Kid Died" while doing farm work.

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* Dewey's dad singing "Wrong Kid Died" while doing farm work.work.
* During the montage of Dewey getting to know his multiple children, he's playing catch with who appears to a [[MixedAncestry half-black/half-Asian boy]] [[DarkSkinnedBlonde with blonde hair]].
-->'''Dewey:''' Are you sure you're one of my kids?

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** Dewey’s trip going bad.
--> (An anthromorphic knife walks up to him) "Hey, trippy knife!" (Knife slices him in half) "Aw, fuck me, I can see my large colon!"


* Dewey on PCP. Rampaging through town in his underwear.

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* Dewey on PCP. Rampaging through town in his underwear.underwear.
* Dewey's dad singing "Wrong Kid Died" while doing farm work.


* Dewey finally kicking drugs, declaring that he'll no longer give into the temptations. Guess [[Music/TheTemptations which vocal group]] is waiting for him downstairs.

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* Dewey finally kicking drugs, declaring that he'll no longer give into the temptations. Guess [[Music/TheTemptations which vocal group]] is waiting for him downstairs.downstairs.
* Dewey on PCP. Rampaging through town in his underwear.


* Dewey finally kicking drugs, declaring that he'll no longer give into the temptations. Guess which vocal group is waiting for him downstairs.

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* Dewey finally kicking drugs, declaring that he'll no longer give into the temptations. Guess [[Music/TheTemptations which vocal group group]] is waiting for him downstairs.


* Dewey's brother gets sliced straight in half by a machete, but doesn't die right away. There's even time for a doctor to be called to examine him before he dies. His diagnosis? "It's a real bad case of being cut in two by a machete."

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* Dewey's brother gets sliced straight in half by a machete, but doesn't die right away. There's even time for a doctor to be called to examine him before he dies. His diagnosis? "It's "This was a real particularly bad case of of... somebody being cut in two by a machete.half."

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* In a fit of rage, Dewey tries to saw his couch in half... which [[DidNotThinkThisThrough takes so long and becomes so tedious]] that he eventually gets bored and falls asleep halfway through.


* Dewey's first night of withdrawal: he screams that he's freezing, and the nurse orders more blankets. Then he screams that he's on fire and the nurse orders fewer blankets. [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Then he screams that he's hot and cold at the same time.]] The nurse orders that [[LogicBomb he has more]] ''[[LogicBomb and]]'' [[[[LogicBomb fewer blankets]].

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* Dewey's first night of withdrawal: he screams that he's freezing, and the nurse orders more blankets. Then he screams that he's on fire and the nurse orders fewer blankets. [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Then he screams that he's hot and cold at the same time.]] The nurse orders that [[LogicBomb he has more]] ''[[LogicBomb and]]'' [[[[LogicBomb [[LogicBomb fewer blankets]].


* Dewey's first night of withdrawal: he screams that he's freezing, and the nurse orders more blankets. Then he screams that he's on fire and the nurse orders fewer blankets. [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Then he screams that he's hot and cold at the same time.]]

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* Dewey's first night of withdrawal: he screams that he's freezing, and the nurse orders more blankets. Then he screams that he's on fire and the nurse orders fewer blankets. [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Then he screams that he's hot and cold at the same time.]] The nurse orders that [[LogicBomb he has more]] ''[[LogicBomb and]]'' [[[[LogicBomb fewer blankets]].


* "I'm guilty as charged! ...Guilty...As Charged." "Don't you DARE write a song right now, Dewey!!!"

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* "I'm guilty as charged! ...charged!" (Thinks about it for a second and starts humming) "...Guilty...As Charged." "Don't you DARE write a song right now, Dewey!!!"Dewey!!!"
** Hilariously enough, this is TruthInTelevision for anyone who's ever tried to write a song.

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* Jack White as Elvis, complete with karate chops. "Only two kinds of people know how to do that: Chinese people and The King."

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