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1	* Jack White as Elvis, complete with karate chops. "That's called ka-ra-tay man, and only two kinds of people know it: the Chinese and The King. [[CaptainObvious And one of 'em is me.]]"
2	* Dewey's brother gets sliced straight in half by a machete, but doesn't die right away. There's even time for a doctor to be called to examine him before he dies. His diagnosis? "This was a particularly bad case of... somebody being cut in half."
3	* A naked roadie listening in on Dewey and his dad's conversation.
4	* How does Dewey get a record deal? He fills in for black rhythm & blues singer Bobby Shad at a nightclub... [[RefugeInAudacity and sings "You Got To Love Your Negro Man" the exact same way Bobby does.]]
5	* The entire "Let's Duet" sequence.
6	* "I'm guilty as charged!" (Thinks about it for a second and starts humming) "...Guilty...As Charged." "Don't you DARE write a song right now, Dewey!!!"
7	** Hilariously enough, this is TruthInTelevision for anyone who's ever tried to write a song.
8	* Dewey's first night of withdrawal: he screams that he's freezing, and the nurse orders more blankets. Then he screams that he's on fire and the nurse orders fewer blankets. [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Then he screams that he's hot and cold at the same time.]] The nurse orders that [[LogicBomb he has more]] ''[[LogicBomb and]]'' [[LogicBomb fewer blankets]].
9	* Dewey and the band rap with Music/TheBeatles in India. The Beatles gradually turn on each other, then Dewey takes some LSD and imagines being in a ''Yellow Submarine'' style animation.
10	** "What do you think, George Harrison of the Beatles?"
11	** "Beatles! Stop fighting in India!"
12	** Dewey's trip going bad.
13	--> ''[An anthromorphic knife walks up to him]''\
14	'''Dewey:''' Hey, trippy knife!\
15	''[The knife slices him in half]''\
16	'''Dewey:''' Aw, fuck me, I can see my large colon!
17	* [[RunningGag "...And you never once paid for drugs! Not once!"]]
18	* In a fit of rage, Dewey tries to saw his couch in half... which [[DidNotThinkThisThrough takes so long and becomes so tedious]] that he eventually gets bored and falls asleep halfway through.
19	* Dewey finally kicking drugs, declaring that he'll no longer give into the temptations. Guess [[Music/TheTemptations which vocal group]] is waiting for him downstairs.
20	* Dewey on PCP. Rampaging through town in his underwear.
21	* Dewey's dad singing "Wrong Kid Died" while doing farm work.
22	* During the montage of Dewey getting to know his multiple children, he's playing catch with who appears to a half-black/half-Asian boy with blonde hair.

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