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* TheTwilightZone music playing when the group is transported between the worlds.

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* TheTwilightZone ''Franchise/TheTwilightZone'' music playing when the group is transported between the worlds.


* [[{{Cats}} Memory]] playing when Syaoran has another flashback.

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* [[{{Cats}} [[Theatre/{{Cats}} Memory]] playing when Syaoran has another flashback.


* Yuuko explaining how the group's wishes are "the same". Syaoran...[[NoExceptYes doesn't quite]] [[LateToThePunchline get it]].

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* Yuuko explaining how the group's wishes are "the same". Syaoran...[[NoExceptYes doesn't quite]] quite [[LateToThePunchline get it]].


--->'''Fai''': Jealous?

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--->'''Fai''': Jealous?Jealous, are we?


* The WestSideStory joke.

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* The WestSideStory Theatre/WestSideStory joke.


* This exchange:

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* This exchange:This:


* "Oh, for the love of God! You were not in the Manga/{{X1999}} manga! They only wrote you into the movie because they hadn't come up with Kakyo yet." "I was too!" "That's it, I'm jumping. I'd rather kill myself than listen to more of you talk!"

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* "Oh, This exchange:
--->'''Sakura''': Oh,
for the love of God! You were not in the Manga/{{X1999}} manga! They only wrote you into the movie because they hadn't come up with Kakyo yet." "I yet.
--->(''Beat'')
--->'''Shogo''': I
was too!" "That's too!
--->'''Sakura''': That's
it, I'm jumping. I'd rather kill myself than listen to more of you talk!"talk!


* Primela declaring herself the "[[SmallNameBigEgo world's leading]] [[EvilDiva female popstar]]. Syaoran's never heard of her.

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* Primela declaring herself the "[[SmallNameBigEgo world's leading]] [[EvilDiva female popstar]].popstar]]". Syaoran's never heard of her.


* "Oh, for the love of God! You were not in the X1999 manga! They only wrote you into the movie because they hadn't come up with Kakyo yet." "I was too!" "That's it, I'm jumping. I'd rather kill myself than listen to more of you talk!"

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* "Oh, for the love of God! You were not in the X1999 Manga/{{X1999}} manga! They only wrote you into the movie because they hadn't come up with Kakyo yet." "I was too!" "That's it, I'm jumping. I'd rather kill myself than listen to more of you talk!"


* Mokona and the kid who was fallowing the group getting kidnapped by Primera. And no one cares.
** And [[TheUnintelligible Mokona]] singing what sounds suspiciously like ''[[Disney/TheLionKing Hakuna Matata]]''.

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* Mokona and the kid who was fallowing following the group getting kidnapped by Primera.Primela. And no one cares.
** And [[TheUnintelligible Mokona]] singing what sounds suspiciously like ''[[Disney/TheLionKing Hakuna Matata]]''.Matata]]''.
*** Primela forgetting to send the ransom note.
* Primela declaring herself the "[[SmallNameBigEgo world's leading]] [[EvilDiva female popstar]]. Syaoran's never heard of her.
* "It feels like every brain cell in my head is turning on the one next to it and they're all setting each other on fire..."
* Mokona: Who said I wanted to be rescued by you chumps?
* This exchange:
--->'''Primela''':[[AttentionWhore QUIT IGNORING ME!]]
--->'''Fay''': Or what? You'll dye our hair [[YouGottaHaveBlueHair unnatural colors?]]
** And then this one:
--->'''Primela''': [[ThePowerOfRock I CALL UPON THE POWER OF POP STARDOM!]]
--->'''Fay''': [[TakeThat Oh, so you're going to lip-synch?]]
* Fay shouting every action he does when Primera throws an attack at him, like "Dodge!", "Running and Jumping!" etc.
* When Fay gets into an...[[TheCharmer interesting]] position with Primela:
--->'''Kurogane''': Oh my God, is he actually straight!?
--->'''Fay''': How about some Barbara Streisand instead?
--->'''Kurogane''': Never mind.


* Sakura waking up in TheStinger.

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* Sakura waking up in TheStinger.TheStinger.
!!Episode 4
* "Yeah, that dead girl you had in your room? I kinda lost her..."
** "How do you lose a comatose?"
* "Oh well, back to pedophilia!"
* Sakura's response when Shogo asks if she wants to ride his big, strong...Squirtle.
--->'''Sakura''': Didn't my parents tell me not to go for rides with strangers? Oh right I have amnesia!
* "Oh, for the love of God! You were not in the X1999 manga! They only wrote you into the movie because they hadn't come up with Kakyo yet." "I was too!" "That's it, I'm jumping. I'd rather kill myself than listen to more of you talk!"
* Sakura's reaction when she starts flying. Or not.
* "It's a bird!" "It's a plane!" "No! It's Princess Sakura!"
* "I'm glad I took all those princess grabbing classes!"
* Mokona and the kid who was fallowing the group getting kidnapped by Primera. And no one cares.
** And [[TheUnintelligible Mokona]] singing what sounds suspiciously like ''[[Disney/TheLionKing Hakuna Matata]]''.

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* The end credits with Kurogane lip-synching to ''Sexy Back''. Fay popping in every now and again for the background vocals just makes it funnier.


* [[{{Cats}} Memory]] playing when Syaoran has another flashback.

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* [[{{Cats}} Memory]] playing when Syaoran has another flashback.flashback.
** "Damn, she looks good walking away!"
* "I must never let them know that I'm scared of the dark."
* The curse Tomoyo put on Kurogane
--->'''Tomoyo''': That is a curse that will make every slightly effeminate bishonen in the area hit on you relentlessly...''and you will subconsciously like it!''
--->'''Kurogane''': Damn you!!!
* "What do you think, Sexy Back?" "Stop calling me that!" "Sure thing, Hot Cakes."
* This gem:
--->'''Syaoran''': (''after Kurogane runs off'') Should we follow him?
--->'''Fay''': Maybe we should keep him on a leash...with a spiked collar...and leather straps...and by "we" I mean "I".
* "Everyone's abandoning us. I think it's ''your'' fault."
* The gang leader asking Kurogane out.
* Sakura waking up in TheStinger.


-->'''Syaoran''': Only this time we're older. And you know what that means...
-->'''Sakura''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Damn you, teenage angst!]]
-->'''Syaoran''': Well, yeah that. And ''other'' things...
-->'''Sakura''': Damn you, teenage hormones!

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-->'''Syaoran''': --->'''Syaoran''': Only this time we're older. And you know what that means...
-->'''Sakura''': --->'''Sakura''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Damn you, teenage angst!]]
-->'''Syaoran''': --->'''Syaoran''': Well, yeah that. And ''other'' things...
-->'''Sakura''': --->'''Sakura''': Damn you, teenage hormones!



-->'''[[CampGay Fai]]''': Oh, I wouldn't worry about that...

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-->'''[[CampGay --->'''[[CampGay Fai]]''': Oh, I wouldn't worry about that...



-->'''Chi''': Was that really necessary?
-->'''Fai''': Jealous?

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-->'''Chi''': --->'''Chi''': Was that really necessary?
-->'''Fai''': --->'''Fai''': Jealous?



-->'''Tomoyo''': Oh he is so getting a spanking!

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-->'''Tomoyo''': --->'''Tomoyo''': Oh he is so getting a spanking!



-->'''Syaoran''': She fell! And then went all [[BuffySpeak explodey!]] [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Is that bad?]]

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-->'''Syaoran''': --->'''Syaoran''': She fell! And then went all [[BuffySpeak explodey!]] [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Is that bad?]]



-->'''Syaoran''': I ''really'' have to go to the bathroom!
-->'''Yuuko''': [[DeadpanSnarker You're not that bright, are you kid?]]

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-->'''Syaoran''': --->'''Syaoran''': I ''really'' have to go to the bathroom!
-->'''Yuuko''': --->'''Yuuko''': [[DeadpanSnarker You're not that bright, are you kid?]]



-->'''Yuuko''': From you, I want your tattoo.
-->'''Fai''': Wouldn't you rather have this expensive looking staff? Think of all the booze you could buy from hocking this thing!
-->(''Beat'')
-->'''Yuuko''': No.
-->'''Fai''': Okay, fine. But if we all die I'm coming back to haunt you!

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-->'''Yuuko''': --->'''Yuuko''': From you, I want your tattoo.
-->'''Fai''': --->'''Fai''': Wouldn't you rather have this expensive looking staff? Think of all the booze you could buy from hocking this thing!
-->(''Beat'')
-->'''Yuuko''':
--->(''Beat'')
--->'''Yuuko''':
No.
-->'''Fai''': --->'''Fai''': Okay, fine. But if we all die I'm coming back to haunt you!



-->'''Syaoran''': Keep your pedophilic lesbian hands off her!

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-->'''Syaoran''': --->'''Syaoran''': Keep your pedophilic lesbian hands off her!



-->'''Kurogane''': Are you hitting on me or insulting me?

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-->'''Kurogane''': --->'''Kurogane''': Are you hitting on me or insulting me?



** "And I thought ''you'' were [[CampGay flaming]]...

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** "And I thought ''you'' were [[CampGay flaming]]...flaming]]...

!!Episode 3
* "Are we having flashbacks to things that haven't even happened yet?"
* Shogo's [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Squirtle]].
* Syaoran trying to give Sakura's feather back.
--->'''Fay''': Syaoran, I don't think shoving it in her mouth is going to work. More importantly, I'd like to know [[ItMakesSenseInContext how that kid over there reproduced asexually]].
* Sorata telling the group that if they fail to pay rent he'll have to break their legs.
--->'''Mokona''': Break 'em good!
* [[{{Cats}} Memory]] playing when Syaoran has another flashback.


* Yuuko explaining how the group's wishes are "the same". Syaoran...[[NoButYes doesn't quite]] [[LateToThePunchline get it]].

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* Yuuko explaining how the group's wishes are "the same". Syaoran...[[NoButYes [[NoExceptYes doesn't quite]] [[LateToThePunchline get it]].



*** And Yuuko's response. "That's not what I meant." [[FunWithSubtitles Thinking: God,]] [[INeedAFreakinDrink I need a drink...]]

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*** And Yuuko's response. "That's not what I meant." [[FunWithSubtitles Thinking: God,]] [[INeedAFreakinDrink [[INeedAFreakingDrink I need a drink...]]]]
** Mokona: You aren't going to lock me in the basement again are you?
** Yuuko: Now, all of you, get off my lawn. I'm sick of looking at you!
* TheTwilightZone music playing when the group is transported between the worlds.
* "My name is Fai and I'm a compulsive liar! That cloak looks simply ''fabulous'' on you by the way."
** Fai calling Kurogane "Mr. Hotpants Frownyface" and Kurogane's reaction:
-->'''Kurogane''': Are you hitting on me or insulting me?
* "Flashback Count: 1"
* The WestSideStory joke.
* "There was a feather stuck to me this entire time? How very convenient and not at all suspicious!" "[[MediumAwareness Thank God Syaoran's never read the manga]]..."
* "[[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud Boom.]]" "[[ItMakesAsMuchSenseInContext Oooh the irony...]]"
* "Look boss! A pedestrian!" "Let's shoot him! Because killing bystanders is fun!"
* [[FunWithSubtitles PWNED (by a rock)]]
* "FLAME ON!"
** "And I thought ''you'' were [[CampGay flaming]]...

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