1 | Since it's an abridged series, it's not surprising that Tsubasa abridged has these: |
2 | |
3 | !!Episode 1 |
4 | |
5 | * Sakura discussing the new show with Syaoran: |
6 | --->'''Syaoran''': Only this time we're older. And you know what that means...\ |
7 | '''Sakura''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Damn you, teenage angst!]]\ |
8 | '''Syaoran''': Well, yeah that. And ''other'' things...\ |
9 | '''Sakura''': Damn you, teenage hormones! |
10 | * Touya and Yukito lamenting the fact that they've been DemotedToExtra. And when Touya wonders who's going to replace them... |
11 | --->'''[[CampGay Fai]]''': Oh, I wouldn't worry about that... |
12 | ** Yukito's voice. To paint a picture it sounds like what [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Waylon Smithers]] would be if he was [[CrossdressingVoices were voiced by a woman]]. Which, [[FridgeBrilliance if you think about it]], [[SubordinateExcuse actually]] [[StoicSpectacles kind of]] [[StraightGay makes sense]]. |
13 | * The flashing sign that says "FANSERVICE" when Fai jumps out of a pool of water [[ShirtlessScene shirtless]]. |
14 | --->'''Chi''': Was that really necessary? |
15 | --->'''Fai''': Jealous, are we? |
16 | * [[ComedicSociopathy Tomoyo's reaction when she finds out that Kurogane went on a homicidal rampage]] ''[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking when she specifically told him not to]]'' (emphasis NOT added): |
17 | --->'''Tomoyo''': Oh he is so getting a spanking! |
18 | * Syaoran's reaction when Sakura's feathers scatter: |
19 | --->'''Syaoran''': She fell! And then went all [[BuffySpeak explodey!]] [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Is that bad?]] |
20 | * "[[Film/TheWizardOfOz Well, I'm off to see the Wizard!]] I mean the Dimensional Witch!" |
21 | * Syaoran's first question when he sees [[Manga/XxxHolic Yuuko's shop]]: "Did I land in a {{Goth}} convention!?" |
22 | ** His request for Yuuko. |
23 | --->'''Syaoran''': I ''really'' have to go to the bathroom! |
24 | --->'''Yuuko''': [[DeadpanSnarker You're not that bright, are you kid?]] |
25 | |
26 | !!Episode 2 |
27 | |
28 | * Yuuko explaining how the group's wishes are "the same". Syaoran... doesn't quite [[LateToThePunchline get it]]. |
29 | * The entire sequence where Yuuko does her EquivalentExchange thing: |
30 | ** After Yuuko asks for Kurogane to give her his sword and he refuses, she accuses him of "CompensatingForSomething". |
31 | ** Yuuko taking Fai's tattoo. |
32 | --->'''Yuuko''': From you, I want your tattoo.\ |
33 | '''Fai''': Wouldn't you rather have this expensive looking staff? Think of all the booze you could buy from hocking this thing! |
34 | --->(''Beat'') |
35 | --->'''Yuuko''': No. |
36 | --->'''Fai''': Okay, fine. But if we all die I'm coming back to haunt you! |
37 | ** Syaoran: [[ComedicSociopathy I can pay with this lovely Princess Sakura! She's almost like new, except for a little bit of brain damage...]] Or not. |
38 | ** Syaoran mistaking Yuuko's request for lolicon. |
39 | --->'''Syaoran''': Keep your pedophilic lesbian hands off her! |
40 | *** And Yuuko's response. "That's not what I meant." [[FunWithSubtitles Thinking: God,]] [[INeedAFreakingDrink I need a drink...]] |
41 | ** Mokona: You aren't going to lock me in the basement again are you? |
42 | ** Yuuko: Now, all of you, get off my lawn. I'm sick of looking at you! |
43 | * ''Franchise/TheTwilightZone'' music playing when the group is transported between the worlds. |
44 | * "My name is Fai and I'm a compulsive liar! That cloak looks simply ''fabulous'' on you by the way." |
45 | ** Fai calling Kurogane "Mr. Hotpants Frownyface" and Kurogane's reaction: |
46 | --->'''Kurogane''': Are you hitting on me or insulting me? |
47 | * "Flashback Count: 1" |
48 | * The Theatre/WestSideStory joke. |
49 | * "There was a feather stuck to me this entire time? How very convenient and not at all suspicious!" "[[MediumAwareness Thank God Syaoran's never read the manga]]..." |
50 | * "[[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud Boom.]]" "[[ItMakesAsMuchSenseInContext Oooh the irony...]]" |
51 | * "Look boss! A pedestrian!" "Let's shoot him! Because killing bystanders is fun!" |
52 | * [[FunWithSubtitles PWNED (by a rock)]] |
53 | * "FLAME ON!" |
54 | ** "And I thought ''you'' were [[CampGay flaming]]... |
55 | |
56 | !!Episode 3 |
57 | * "Are we having flashbacks to things that haven't even happened yet?" |
58 | * Shogo's [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Squirtle]]. |
59 | * Syaoran trying to give Sakura's feather back. |
60 | --->'''Fay''': Syaoran, I don't think shoving it in her mouth is going to work. More importantly, I'd like to know [[ItMakesSenseInContext how that kid over there reproduced asexually]]. |
61 | * Sorata telling the group that if they fail to pay rent he'll have to break their legs. |
62 | --->'''Mokona''': Break 'em good! |
63 | * [[Theatre/{{Cats}} Memory]] playing when Syaoran has another flashback. |
64 | ** "Damn, she looks good walking away!" |
65 | * "I must never let them know that I'm scared of the dark." |
66 | * The curse Tomoyo put on Kurogane |
67 | --->'''Tomoyo''': That is a curse that will make every slightly effeminate bishonen in the area hit on you relentlessly...''and you will subconsciously like it!'' |
68 | --->'''Kurogane''': Damn you!!! |
69 | * "What do you think, Sexy Back?" "Stop calling me that!" "Sure thing, Hot Cakes." |
70 | * This gem: |
71 | --->'''Syaoran''': (''after Kurogane runs off'') Should we follow him? |
72 | --->'''Fay''': Maybe we should keep him on a leash...with a spiked collar...and leather straps...and by "we" I mean "I". |
73 | * "Everyone's abandoning us. I think it's ''your'' fault." |
74 | * The gang leader asking Kurogane out. |
75 | * The end credits with Kurogane lip-synching to ''Sexy Back''. Fay popping in every now and again for the background vocals just makes it funnier. |
76 | * Sakura waking up in TheStinger. |
77 | !!Episode 4 |
78 | * "Yeah, that dead girl you had in your room? I kinda lost her..." |
79 | ** "How do you lose a comatose?" |
80 | * "Oh well, back to pedophilia!" |
81 | * Sakura's response when Shogo asks if she wants to ride his big, strong...Squirtle. |
82 | --->'''Sakura''': Didn't my parents tell me not to go for rides with strangers? Oh right I have amnesia! |
83 | * This: |
84 | --->'''Sakura''': Oh, for the love of God! You were not in the Manga/{{X1999}} manga! They only wrote you into the movie because they hadn't come up with Kakyo yet. |
85 | --->(''Beat'') |
86 | --->'''Shogo''': I was too! |
87 | --->'''Sakura''': That's it, I'm jumping. I'd rather kill myself than listen to more of you talk! |
88 | * Sakura's reaction when she starts flying. Or not. |
89 | * "It's a bird!" "It's a plane!" "No! It's Princess Sakura!" |
90 | * "I'm glad I took all those princess grabbing classes!" |
91 | * Mokona and the kid who was following the group getting kidnapped by Primela. And no one cares. |
92 | ** And [[TheUnintelligible Mokona]] singing what sounds suspiciously like ''[[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 Hakuna Matata]]''. |
93 | *** Primela forgetting to send the ransom note. |
94 | * Primela declaring herself the "[[SmallNameBigEgo world's leading]] [[EvilDiva female popstar]]". Syaoran's never heard of her. |
95 | * "It feels like every brain cell in my head is turning on the one next to it and they're all setting each other on fire..." |
96 | * Mokona: Who said I wanted to be rescued by you chumps? |
97 | * This exchange: |
98 | --->'''Primela''':[[AttentionWhore QUIT IGNORING ME!]] |
99 | --->'''Fay''': Or what? You'll dye our hair unnatural colors? |
100 | ** And then this one: |
101 | --->'''Primela''': [[ThePowerOfRock I CALL UPON THE POWER OF POP STARDOM!]] |
102 | --->'''Fay''': [[TakeThat Oh, so you're going to lip-synch?]] |
103 | * Fay shouting every action he does when Primera throws an attack at him, like "Dodge!", "Running and Jumping!" etc. |
104 | * When Fay gets into an...[[TheCharmer interesting]] position with Primela: |
105 | --->'''Kurogane''': Oh my God, is he actually straight!? |
106 | --->'''Fay''': How about some Barbara Streisand instead? |
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