History Funny / TreasurePlanet

--->"Okay, OKAY! You're ''both'' grounded!

* On that note, Silver's entire opening scene, where he makes no less than ''three'' [[IncrediblyLamePun dad jokes]] in the span of about five minutes.

-->"Okay, OKAY! You're ''both'' grounded!

-->'''Sarah:''' Are you saying this because it's the right thing, or because ''you'' really want to go?\\

--->'''Scroop:''' Cabin boys should learn to mind their own businessssss.\\

--->'''Scroop!Morph:''' "Spider-psycho! Spider-psycho!"\\

-->'''Amelia:''' Doctor... you have... ''wonderful'' eyes...\\

-->'''B.E.N.:''' ''(Covered in a tangle of pulled wires)'' Laser cannons disabled, Captain Jimmy sir! Jeez, [[BlatantLies that wasn't so hard]]!

-->'''Jim:''' SILVER! You gave up??
-->'''Silver:''' Just a life long obsession, Jimbo. I'll get over it.

* During the mutiny scene, we have Silver and Jim both trying to coax Morph over to them after he stole the map thinking it was a toy. The problem is, the poor little blob gets confused over who he should go to, and [[TakeAThirdOption ends up diving straight into a rope coil instead.]]

** Funnier still, his eyes spin round with each "cuckoo."

** After the Constable-Bots ask if Doppler is Jim's father, Sarah can be heard saying "eww", while Doppler looks offended by her remark.

'''Mrs. Hawkins:''' Thank you, Delbert. I'll take it from here.

* When the ship was about to cast off, Amelia warns Doppler to brace himself for the acceleration, who just mocks her. Just as the ship takes off, Doppler is sent flying back into the cabin whereas Amelia stands unmoving from the ship's sudden movement.

'''Doppler''': All my ''life'' I've been waiting for an opportunity like this, and here it is, ''screaming'' "Go Delbert! Go Delbert! Go-"\\
'''Sarah:''' Okay, okay, you're ''BOTH'' grounded!

-->'''Sarah''': "Okay, OKAY! You're ''both'' grounded!

'''Doppler''': All my ''life'' I've been waiting for an opportunity like this, and here it is, ''screaming'' "Go Delbert! Go Delbert! Go!"

** [[FridgeBrilliance Jim ''does'' bring a pet home at the end of the movie]]:''Morph''.

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* Arguably the biggest laugh in the film: When we first meet B.E.N., Morph pretty much sums up the audience's opinion by changing into him and doing [[https://i2.wp.com/caps.pictures/200/2-treasure-planet/full/treasure-planet-disneyscreencaps.com-6651.jpg?strip=all the old "cuckoo" gag]].
** Funnier still, his eyes spin round with each "cuckoo."

** Just to make it funnier - as the three aliens fall to their death from the bottom of the ship, Amelia just raises an eyebrow and gives a casual look at them falling - the look screams "Oh, this is just a normal Tuesday!" and she looks as if she is ''bored'' fighting and killing pirates.

* "Disable a few laser cannons, what is the big deal? All we gotta do is find out one little wire- ''(Cue tangle of wires)'' [[OhCrap Oh, mama...]]"

** Funnier still, his eyes spin round with each "cuckoo."

* When the ship was about to cast off, Amelia warns Doppler to brace himself for the acceleration, who just mocks her. Just as the ship takes off, Doppler is sent flying back into the cabin whereas Amelia stands unmoving from the ship's sudden movement.

* Morph mimicking Mr. Scroop, which Jim has just called a "spider-psycho."
--->'''Scroop!Morph:''' Spider-psycho! Spider-psycho!"\\

'''Jim:''' [[SarcasmMode ...Yippee.]]

* "Spider-psycho! Spider-psycho!"
** "A little uglier." "[[{{Gonk}} Heeheheahahaha!]]" "Pretty close."

** Funnier still, [[FishEyes his eyes go in opposite directions with each "cuckoo."]]

* Arguably the biggest laugh in the film: When we first meet B.E.N., Morph pretty much sums up the audience's opinion by changing into him and doing [[https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/2/2b/Treasureplanet-disneyscreencaps_com-6161.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120305024624 the old "cuckoo" gag]].
** Funnier still, [[FishEyes his eyes go in opposite directions when he does so]].

* Silver's immediate reaction to Jim leaning against him for comfort is to be shocked and dart his eyes to check that no one is watching them, which then leads into Heartwarming as he relents and hugs Jim back.

-->'''Amelia:''' Doctor, to ''mule and blabber'' about a ''treasure map''... in front of ''this particular crew''... demonstrates a level of ineptitude that borders on the imbecilic. And I mean that in a very caring way.

'''Pirate:''' ''(Grabs Doppler'') I pummel you good!\\

-->'''Doppler:''' Pardon me, officers? Uh, if I might, er, interject here? I am the noted astrophysicist Doctor Delbert Doppler. Perhaps you heard of me? (''Uncomfortable {{Beat}}'') ''No?'' Uh, I have a clipping...\\

(''Both Doppler and Mrs. Hawkins react very squickily to the suggestion'')\\

'''Constable-Bots:''' (''[[HiveMind In a unison]], booming voice'') '''''BACK OFF, SIR!'''''\\
(''Doppler winces in reaction'')\\

** [[FridgeBrilliance Jim ''did'' bring a pet home at the end of the movie:]] ''Morph''.

'''Doppler:''' ''(as he's packing his things)'' I'll use my savings to finance the expedition, I'll commission a ship, hire a captain and a crew!\\

'''Doppler:''' (''Looks pleading and sheepish'') I really, really, really, ''REALLY'' want to go. (''Becomes serious'') ''And'' it's the right thing.

-->'''Delbert:''' (''trying to start a conversation'') Well, Jim, this should be a wonderful opportunity for the two of us to get to know one another. You know what they say, familiarity breeds, um... well, contempt. But, in our case--\\
'''Jim:''' (''trying to keep a straight face'') Look, let's just... find the ship. Okay?\\

'''Delbert:''' (''glumly'') It's the suit, isn't it? I should never have listened to that pushy two-headed saleswoman. This one said it fit, that one said it was my color... I didn't know what to do, I get so flustered!
* Mr. Snuff. He speaks "Flatula" otherwise known as fart noises as a form of communication. Delbert ends up having a conversation with him, as shown in the page image. Whatever he said, it made Mr. Snuff laugh.

* Morph imitating Captain Amelia in a high-pitched voice, when she says "Spaceport floozies", adding in a sort of hip-wiggling movement.

(''Jim looks around on an empty deck to see no one else there'')\\
'''Silver:''' Say hello to Mr. Mop (''tosses mop and bucket to Jim'') and Mrs. Bucket.\\

'''Jim:''' (''smirking'') Why? Ya got something to hide, bright eyes?\\
'''Scroop:''' (''picks Jim up by his shirt'') Maybe your ears don't work ssssssso well.\\
'''Jim:''' (''squicks'') Yeah. Too bad my ''nose'' works just fine.
* When the ship was about to cast off, Amelia warns Doppler to brace himself for the acceleration, who just mocks her. Just as the ship takes off, Doppler is sent flying back into the cabin whereas Amelia stood unmoving from the ship's sudden movement.

'''Mr. Arrow:''' ''([[NotSoStoic visibly confused]])'' ...''Aye'', Captain! ''(turns to the crew)'' You heard her, men! Unfurl those sails!\\

'''Delbert:''' (''shocked'') Well, uh... thank you. Thank you very much! Well, I have a lot of help to offer anatomically-- amanamonically-- as-astronomically... (''FacePalm'')

** And in the beginning of the same scene, Morph--who is now in the form of one of Jim's rough-terrain boots--winding himself up and ''literally'' kicking poor Jim in the ass. Not even Jim himself could keep a straight face.
** And then the little Whack-a-Mole game Jim plays when Morph pops out of the grate as a miniature head of Jim saying, "You little squid!"

'''Delbert:''' You know actually, I ''did''.

** And then there's this little bit.

'''Doppler:''' (''With no hesitation whatsoever'') She's lost her mind!\\

'''Doppler:''' [[ShoutOut Dangit,]] [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Jim,]] [[ImADoctorNotAPlaceholder I'm an astronomer, not a doctor!]] I mean, I am a doctor, but [[NotThatKindOfDoctor not that kind of doctor]], I have a doctorate, it's not the same thing, you can't help people with a doctorate, you just sit there and you're ''useless!''

* "Disable a few laser cannons, what is the big deal? All we gotta do is find out one little wire- *cue tangle of wires* [[OhCrap Oh, mama...]]"

-->'''B.E.N.:''' ''(covered in a tangle of pulled wires)'' Laser cannons disabled, Captain Jimmy sir! Jeez, [[BlatantLies that wasn't so hard]]!

* '''Ben:''' "I am ''not'' leaving my ''buddy'', Jimmy!" (''One ''seriously pissed off'' DeathGlare later'') "...unless he looks at me like ''that.'' ... BYE, JIM!"

-->'''Doppler:''' EXCUSE ME...brutish pirate!\\
'''Pirate:''' (''BELCH!'')\\
'''Doppler:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Yes, you.]] I have a question: Is it that your ''body'' is too ''massive'' for your teeny-tiny head --(''Amelia's eyes widen in an "OhCrap" expression'') -- or is it that your ''head'' is too teeny-tiny for your ''big fat '''body'''?!''\\
'''Pirate:''' ''(grabs Doppler'') I pummel you good!\\
'''Doppler:''' Yes, I'm sure you will, but before you do, I have one more question. (''steals the gun and points it at the pirate'') Is this yours?\\

* Morph imitating Captain Amelia in a high-pitched voice, when she says [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar "Spaceport floozies"]], adding in a sort of hip-wiggling movement.

'''Delbert:''' (''shocked'') Well, uh... thank you. Thank you very much! Well, I have a lot of help to offer [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar anatomically]]-- amanamonically-- as-astronomically... (''FacePalm'')

-->'''B.E.N.:''' ''(covered in a tangle of pulled wires)'' Laser cannons disabled, Captain Jimmy sir! Jeez, that wasn't so hard!

'''Doppler:''' [[ExactWords That's why ''I'm'' going with you.]]\\