History Funny / TheUnexpectables

--> '''Zito''': [[VideoGame/{{Splatoon}} Woomy]].

--> [[WebOriginal/{{Vine}} What, is it the murder weapon? Get off their dick!]]

'''Task''': [[TastesLikeDiabetes Well golly Cap'n, that sure would be swell!]]

--> ''Kosui'': "Here we have a spirited on-"
--> ''Borky'': [[BigShutUp "SHUT UP!"]]

--> ''Edward'': I'ma go kill a Panic

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* The Unexpectables are chasing Doketsu, who is attempting to escape up a winding path. Just when Doketsu reaches the end, Monty makes an incredibly odd request: [[spoiler:she asks Taka to roll 100 D6]]. The reason why is learned moments later, when Doketsu [[spoiler:breaches the surface of the Earth Plane and prepares a counterattack, only for a javelin Borky had accidentally thrown into the Air Plane's void ''many'' episodes ago to fall into the realm and deal over 300 damage to Doketsu]]. Clipped [[https://www.twitch.tv/theunexpectables/clip/ColorfulEmpathicLouseFailFish-4FH9W5QIJrLpKKIo here]].

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* Athena, an incredibly upbeat and flamboyant member of Monster's Culling, that Panic befriends while disguised.

* The group's efforts to get sponsored by Die Hard Dice.

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!! Episode 149

--> Edward: I'ma go kill a Panic
--> Connor: This is for having sex motherfucker (dull thud)
--> Edward: I'm going to wreck you worse than he ever did.

--> Monty: [[spoiler:Denka is Dinky, Remy is Roomy. They've been compromised]].

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* Panic tries to play things cool when they're found by Tiengo by [[RefugeInAudacity dropping trou and pretending to piss]]. Monty and Tiengo both are less than thrilled.

* Greckles gets launched by the Updraft Valley and ends up slamming facefirst into the ground. Panic, who's next in line, is a little reluctant.

* Monty's explanation of what a pseduopod is: "It is a pod of... pseudo..."

--> '''Gaijin''': I just imagine this being a slapfight with a bugbear in a towel and Panic.

* The group's fishing excursion: Greckles reels in a horrific-looking fish-man that has to be thrown back, Borky catches something big but the line snaps, Task catches a normal squid, Panic catches a rock (covered in mussles), and Remy gets a giant tuna. On the second attempt Borky nets a huge oyster the size of his hand.

** Once they're ''finally'' done talking, Borky just hucks Francis into the water. Without untying him. They figure he'll be fine since he can breathe underwater.

* The episode opens with an obviously panicking Kiwi forcing the cleric to heal Remy, much to Remy's expasperation.

* The dramatic reveal of [[spoiler: Darkus being the leader of the dragon cult]] is somewhat undercut by Zenrio having no idea who [[spoiler: Darkus]] is.

* While Grull is showing Remy his collection of perfume bottles [[spoiler: he mentions that he wished they didn't taste so bitter. He's been drinking the perfume.]]

* Aparently Tarusk is now in daycare, and is doing quite well...... except for the fact that he can’t write, and he eats all the crayons.

** Borky getting a nat 1 to hit his facehugger, causing raunfalt to get stuck in a stalagmite. Upon being pulled out afterwards, it causes a cieling collapse due to rolling just shy of a 25.

* [[spoiler: Bob the beholder]] demands the group undergo a trial before he will assist them, to prove they are favored by Orun. This requires going into a room with a "sacred comet" that fell from the surface into the Underdark and allowing themselves to be judged by it. The comet in question? [[spoiler: ''Tubbs the pigeon.'']]
** Better yet, [[spoiler: he now technically counts as a sacred relic of Orun. The guys are revered for being able to "contain his glory".]]

* Remy's mother recives a letter from another of Taylor's weird pigeons, this one's described as "long and noodley with three legs".

* Borky, fighting a flying enemy and fresh out of javelins, restorts to throwing rocks:

** When Ed Bosco get's reintroduced, Taka and Zito immediately makes Hazbin Hotel references, to Ed's annoyance.

* Panic and Lady Alia beat up a dragon so badly that it runs away crying before Lady Alia finshes it off.

* The party travels through a field that is cover in magic geysers, causing Wild Magic to take effect every time someone casts a spell. Needless to say, hi-jinks ensue:

* Panic plays Song of Rest and some of the orc children come over to listen. When he stops playing, the children hit him with stick until he starts playing agin.

* When Task is getting a group to pilot the Mech Dragon the Silver Kobolds end up volunterring Rusty in a thinly veiled attempt to get him killed in battle.

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!! 136

* The party's complete horror at realizing that the Yak person that they've had living at their place for a good while is a young teenager considering that they've just given him alchohol in a attempt to calm his nerves.
!! 138

** Kiwi's reaction to Greckle's real name being Tobikage is frustration that this is the second time Kiwi has to remember a now name for him after calling him by one of his fake names for so long.

!! 140

* The Unexpectables are chasing Doketsu, who is attempting to escape up a winding path. Just when Doketsu reaches the end, Monty makes an incredibly odd request: [[spoiler:she asks Taka to roll 100 D6]]. The reason why is learned moments later, when Doketsu [[spoiler:breaches the surface of the Earth Plane and prepares a counterattack, only for a javelin Borky had accidentally thrown into the Air Plane's void ''many'' episodes ago to fall into the realm and deal over 300 damage to Doketsu]].

* During Part 3-3, as "revenge" for GM-Monty in The Unexpectables mucking with Greckles's love life in their last episode (by having the girl he's been crushing on for over two real-life years ask about him ''after'' Greckles had already left the group to deal with personal angst, and then having her decide to spend the night with another guy rather than seek him out), Connor puts a Flesh Hound in their path. Monty, who recently became interested in Khone ''solely'' because of Flesh Hounds, [[https://www.twitch.tv/theunexpectables/clip/AverageTacitPineapplePeoplesChamp?filter=clips&range=30d&sort=time proceeds to freak out]] [[https://www.twitch.tv/theunexpectables/clip/AmazingWonderfulBasenjiPeteZaroll?filter=clips&range=30d&sort=timefor the entire encounter]] [[https://www.twitch.tv/theunexpectables/clip/BrainyDirtySnailAMPEnergy?filter=clips&range=30d&sort=time while the rest of the group is incredibly amused]].

* When Borky gets a Crit 20 and max damage plus his rage damage bonus to use his Lightining Javelin on a spider, Monty narrates a short and hilarious scene of Abacus back in Alivast doing some paperwork only to hear a small 'BAP!' sound and look out her window to see a small mushroom cloud going off in the distance.

* While the Party was off [[spoiler: fighting Stillhavity,]] they left their drake Tarusk in the care of Willow. When they come back to retrieve him, he has put on a massive amount of weight, has a pretty bow around his neck, and his face is smeared with cupcake icing.

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* The party's complete horror at realizing that the Yak person that they've had living at their place for a good while is a young teenager considering that they've just given him alchahol in a atempt to calm his nerves.

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* One of the weapons on the crab mech releases a swarm of crabs, and one lobster.

--> '''Kiwi:''' When I get stressed I do illegal things!

* Zeus, a golaith escort, propositions Panic for sex. Panic is later seen walking funny for the rest of the day. Best of all is how fitting the episode number is for this.

* Kiwi coming out of nowhere and smacking an Orun cleric (Audrey) with a frying pan. This might have been helpful, had she not been trying to free Remy in the first place.

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