History Funny / TheRenAndStimpyShow

** "That's very funny, a fly marrying a bumblebee... [[SuddenlyShouting I told ya I'd shoot! But ya didn't believe me! WHY DIDN'T YA BELIEVE ME?!]]"

* Ren forces Stimpy to hwarf up hairballs for him in order to make money. Production ramps up, and Ren is happily stamping away with dollar signs in his eyes, while Stimpy is gradually running out of places to lick as each body part is getting licked clean, and is getting steadily more exhausted as the hwarfing begins to take its toll. Then Stimpy [[HeroicRROD passes out on the conveyor belt]] and gets [[PainToTheAss painfully stamped on the butt cheeks]] leaving a "Grade A" ButtBrand stamped across Stimpy's ass like a Juicy Couture logo.

--> '''Ren''': I'll watch some TV. It'll help me to '''RELAAAAAX'''!!!

** And before doing so, [[GRatedTorture scrapes the burnt parts off his back with a butter knife]]

** Stimpy's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX672lZzZ6U "I Like Darren!" rant]] is an odd example of this and NightmareFuel. Especially towards the end, where he's screaming his lines out like a madman, his voice has an echo effect, and the music is all crazy.

'''Ewalt''': ''(looking dumfounded)'' You're smart enough to be bored??\\

'''Ren''': [[VoiceOfLegion GET IN THE HOOUUUSE!]]\\

''(Beat))''\\

--> '''George''': Keep outta my trash! I'm tellin' ya for the last time! ''(to audience)'' A man works hard for his filth, only to have vagrants come and steal it. ''(sniffs)'' It's a crying shame.

--> '''Stimpy''': Oh boy! I got one, I got one! ''(tags Ren's ear)''

--> "You filthy swine! '''[[IllKillYou I WILL KILL YOU!!]]'''"

-->'''Stimpy''': Ren? You're angry?\\

--> "And now, no sleep! (laughs) No sleep? No bed! (laughing intensifies) NONONO! BEDBEDBED! (Grabs axe and laughs maniacally before hacking up his bed)"
--> "It's all so clear to me! I've got it all figured out! I'm the keeper of the cheese and you're the lemon merchant and he knows it! That's why he's gonna KILL US! We have to get out of here before he sets loose the MARMOSETS ON US! Don't worry, little lady! I'LL SAVE YA!" (Picks up Stimpy and runs off with him piggy-back style)

--> '''Walrus''': Caaaaaall the poleeeeece.

--> '''Stimpy''': I have a dream... I believe that one day, everyone everywhere will know the wonders of my nipples! ([[MoodWhiplash Ren hits him in the face with an iron)]]\\

--> '''Stimpy''': I have ''another'' dream, Ren.\\

--> '''Stimpy''': Ren. Ren. Ren. Ren. Ren. ''(whiny)'' Reeeennnn!!!\\

--> '''Mr. Pipe''': ''(examining it in the mirror)'' Oh man! Wait 'til the guys at work get a lot of this!\\

** Before that, there's the birth of Stinky. Stimpy is watching tv, then there's a up close shot of Stimpy's butt as this percolating sound begins to gradually grow in intensity, accompanied by a dramatic musical score. Then, right as both noises reach their peak, the music cuts off and we are treated to what has to be one of the loudest, longest, most powerful butt bongos ever put in animation, sounding like a balloon releasing air multiplied tenfold. Then Stimpy turns around to see a big scorch mark burned into the carpet from the incident. Easily the most dramatic ripping of ass ever seen.
** Even ''the opening narration'' was hillarious: "Hello boys and girls! [[MindScrew This here's a true story that we just made up!]]"

* We have Kowalski, a 9 year old "kid" on what is basically a Big Brother/Big Sister ripoff. Kowalski is serving a 36 year prison sentence for crimes on humanity... and oh hell, [[http://cdn.static.ovimg.com/episode/961721.jpg here's a picture of him]]

-->'''Ren''': Must! Save! The Braaaaaain!

--> '''Salesman''': Lemme ask you a question: How do you think George Washington fit into his party dress? ''(Stimpy breathes in to answer...)'' SAAAALLLVVVVEEE!! ''(picks up Stimpy and gently rubs his head)'' Let me ask you a personal question. How do you think Columbus discovered scurvy, hmm?\\

--> '''Ren:''' GET DOWN! That's not Santa Claus! It's a memorial!\\

-->'''Poopy''': Oh my God, Explodey! It's Peg Pelvis Pete, come to kill us!\\

--> '''Haggis''': Who's the funniest cartoon on TV?! Huh?!\\

--> '''Salesman''': Excuse me, Mr. Haggis, but wouldn't you be more comfortable... say... '''OUT IN THE STREEEEET!!!'''

--> '''Fire Chief''': So, a circus midget, eh? I've been lookin' forward to this, for a loooooong tiiiiiime...

--> '''Dr. Brainchild''': You'll have to go investigate... INSIDE STIMPY.\\

--> '''Abner''': Well, Ewalt, now you can finish that necklace you started.

--> '''Ewalt''': Be careful down there; [[{{Squick}} Abner's been kinda sickly lately.]]

** As Stimpy grieves for his "wife", Ren yells at him how sick he is of this "chicken widow crap" and orders him to make his dinner. Stimpy replies with a resigned, dopey-sounding "Yes, master." The ending has him sadly putting away the groceries, discovering a goat's head wrapped in plastic, and him running into the living room, dressed as a bride himself and with the goat head with one hand and a bouquet in the other, happily exclaims, "Hey Ren, guess what? [[HereWeGoAgain I'm engaged!"]] Ren the cries out a BigNo as the tune of the wedding march is heard in the background.

--> '''Stimpy''': Hurry, Ren, while it still has fizz!

--> '''Ren''': Get in there and get my MEEAAAATTT!!!

--> '''Stimpy''': Gee Ren, I guess you didn’t know it was bad luck to-\\

--> '''Sid''': ''(sniffing Ren's butt)'' Hmm, smooth butt. I've heard of that. ''(bites Ren's butt)''\\

--> '''Mrs. Buttloaves''': Oh pool boy, it's time for my spleen flensing!

-->'''Stimpy:''' Ands lo, on the third day, he did wear of a goat. And it was good. Wear not the hat of unleavened bread, for it is diseased.

--> '''Ren''': Now, see here, [[CompletelyMissingThePoint that's my dinner!]]\\

* Pretty much anything involving Old Man Hunger, including the RunningGag of his loving Skinny-X'ing and the various {{Scenery Censor}}s that are employed, including [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar a sign reading "No ball play"]].

!!The Cat That Laid the Golden Hairball

--> '''Ren''': "Ren, it's hot and stinky. I don't like it." Of ''course'' it's hot and stinky. It's a ''CARCASS ROTTING IN THE SAAAAND!!!'' I am so SICK of your whining!

** The faces Stimpy makes during the both times he promptly slides into bed.

** "Sleep...maybe I'm too smart to sleep... Yes... that's it... Stimpy's asleep and he's an idiot! Look at him! So peaceful! Dreaming his stupid little dreams!" Gotta love Ren's screwed up demented logic.

--> '''Stimpy''': I have a dream... I believe that one day, everyone everywhere will know the wonders of my nipples! ([[MoodWhiplash Ren hits him in the face)]]\\
'''Ren''': Fine! You keep your dream, and ''I'll'' keep the money! Now shut up and drive.

!!Stimpy's Big Day

** When Ren unknowingly eats Stimpy's kitty litter: "AGGGGGHHHH!!! YOOOOOOUUUUU!!!"

--->'''Ren:''' "Oh Stimpy. It's ok. Besides, if this monster wasn't going to kill you. I was going to kill you!"

* "Sleep...maybe I'm too smart to sleep... Yes... that's it... Stimpy's asleep and he's an idiot! Look at him! So peaceful! Dreaming his stupid little dreams!" Gotta love Ren's screwed up demented logic.
** Ren's annoyance at Stimpy keeping him awake.

** Stimpy snoring.
** Ren trying to plug up Stimpy's mouth with things to keep him quiet but it fails.
** "For the ''last'' time! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I! Want You! To Be! QUIET!!!!!!]]"
** "''[[BigWhat WHAAAAAAAAT?!]]''"
** "Shhh. Ren's taking a coma."
** Stimpy's attempt at telling Ren a story.
--->'''Stimpy:''' Once upon a time, ''the sky grew'' '''''black as blood.'''''\\
''(One hour later)''\\
'''Stimpy:''' And the last word he spoke as his head rolled across the floor was... "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" And they lived happily ever after!

** Earlier, Stimpy watches a cooking show and attempts to cook a chicken. Of course, this being Stimpy, he starts a fire. Ren hears a knocking on the door, totally ignoring the fire himself, and opens it...only to be run over by three firemen who just kicked down his door. When he gets up to view the commotion, he looks at Stimpy--and now the three firemen-still watching TV, eating the chicken. But here's the kicker:
--> '''Ren''': Now, see here, [[CompletelyMissingThePoint that's my dinner!]]\\
(Stimpy and the three firemen turn to him, and tell him to "shh" as they go back to watching the TV show)
** The scene where Ren destroys the TV, in which he holds a shovel and gives a maniacal face at Stimpy, then charges at the TV making war cries, leaps in the air, and ''[[StuffBlowingUp blows it up]]'' with the shovel. Stimpy watches with a priceless horrified expression as crash after crash is heard, and then he's left an InelegantBlubbering mess after the TV is reduced to rubble. Worth of mention is Stimpy slowly whining "Must... put it back... together!" as he attempts to fix the TV but just rubs the shards over his face.

** Later in the episode, Ren is revealed to The Unlucky Beast. How is this revealed? Because he suddenly has a birth mark on his face (which isn't seen in any other episode), has webbed toes, and a giant horn protruding from his head [[SuddenAnatomy (again, not featured in any other instance).]]

--> '''Manager''': Mr. Noggin is a very private man, and is ''not'' to be disturbed in any way. '''GOT THAT, STUPIDS?!'''

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