History Funny / TheNostalgiaCritic2010Episodes

--> "SHE embarrassed the... SHE embarr.. DO YOU EVEN SEE [Series/Dinosaurs EARL SINCLAIR]] OVER THERE?!"

-->'''Critic:''' The castrating iron's in the corner, dear.

* "Dale is DEAD, everybody! Dale is DEAD!"

-->'''Critic:''' [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOO!!!]] How ''dare'' you come back to those cock-eaters?! You passed over the only talented people in the movie, you MORONS! It's like looking at the line-up of the world greatest martial artists and being like, "Creator/JackieChan? I don't think so. Creator/BruceLee? Maybe next time. ...Creator/StevenSeagal, get in there!" ''(long beat)'' '''[[WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]][[NotSoDifferent SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!]]'''

* Playing [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Spock]]'s FamousLastWords from ''Film/StarTrekIITheWrathOfKhan'' over Weebo's.

* "Stephanie? Stephanie is that you?" This OverlyLongGag explores the large amount of FridgeLogic regarding why the space ship from the 1950's (since there would have been nearly [[TechnologyMarchesOn forty years of technological advancement on the aliens end]]) could sneak aboard the mothership, the Critic concludes that the only logical conclusion is that one of the Head Aliens thinks that the ship belongs to his old flame, and constantly FailedASpotCheck to realize it was being piloted by two of those PunyHumans. The capper, however, is the Alien's reaction to being fired upon ([[OhCrap "PLUTO'S BALLS!!!"]]), and then his FamousLastWords:

* "Ha ha ha, let's roleplay. You be [[VideoGame/MortalKombat Sonya Blade]], and I'll be [[TakeThat a terrible actor.]]"

* "Ha ha ha, let's roleplay. You be [[VideoGame/MortalKombat Sonya Blade]], and I'll be [[TakeThat a terrible actor.]]

* "That's right, you listen to me...[[RememberTheNewGuy whoever I am!]]

** The DrivenToSuicide scene, starting with the PleaseWakeUp from Mark to the ''Creator/MontyPython'' ShoutOut to quoting Theatre/{{Hamlet}} and Theatre/RomeoAndJuliet. Actually, let's just say ''the entire freakin' movie'' and leave it at that.

--->'''Critic:''' Stop laughing at things that aren't funny, you goddamn weirdo!

-->'''Critic:''' ''Oh my God'', do you need landing lights to the ''bed?!'' '''''She wants to sleep with you!''''' That's the thing she does every other stinkin' time you're over, you ''fucking idiot!''

* The party's fight scene having [[StealthPun cat meows added to it]].

'''Critic:''' [[{{Mondegreen}} BAKE!]] [[DoubleTake What?]]

* His various movie pitches at the beginning including Betty White + TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles, Creator/WilliamShatner + Franchise/{{Pokemon}}, and Damon Wayans + the Gecko from the Geico commercials.

** The best one was where he was playing the ''VideoGame/MortalKombat'' theme.

-->'''Critic:''' Uhhhhhhh...\\

'''Narrator:''' Wet Banana's fun for the whole gang!\\

* --> Him describing Tack as looking like "''Franchise/Beetlejuice''s Raggedy Ann doll."

* --> Him describing Tack as looking like "''Film/Beetlejuice'''s ''Toys/RaggedyAnn'' doll."

* "The grass felt soft on my feet, why don't I monolouge about that for several hours? The grass is green, a frog is green, I'm sure I can talk about this in great detail somehow."

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* The Critic subverting his argument about the movie being intended for a wall: "[[Film/{{Poltergeist}} Here's the last wall they showed it to.]] ''(the house implodes)'' Should've rented ''[[WesternAnimation/TheIronGiant Iron Giant]]''."

-->"So let me get this straight. This children's play thing that you can get at Toys R Us for like $15 is a better special effect than this animatroic CHUCK-E-CHEESE NIGHTMARE?!?! YOU LIED TO ME, MOVIE! YOU LIED TO ME! I thought I was getting this! But noooo! Instead I'm getting... ''(shudders)'' THE FUCKING CRACK BABY OF 'WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE'!"

-->'''[[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Mario]]:''' Enjoy your PlayStation 3, cock-maggot!

[[{{Popeye}} "I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!"]]

* The critic is unable to take Arnold as a brilliant scientist seriously:

--->'''Critic:''' No, no, I know you’re trying, but you just can’t pull off “bodybuilding scientist” and take it seriously. [[Film/BatmanAndRobin Unless your wife was frozen, and got some sort of freeze disease that forces you to-]] (cut to the scene of Mr. Freeze conducting his goons to sing “Mr. Snowmiser”) Actually, that didn’t work either. Don’t play scientists!

* All the Film/{{Dune}} jokes during the scenes with the Creator/KyleMacLachlan character.

** [[WesternAnimation/SonicTheHedgehog HE'S THE FASTEST THING ALIVEEEE!]]