History Funny / TheLegoMovie

'''Dumbledore:''' It's pronounced "DUM-Ble-Dore."

'''Wyldstyle:''' Just put the hat on ''(throws him a ten-gallon hat)''. Oh, and this ''(Mexican poncho)'', and this ''(bundle of other "Wild West" clothes)'', and this ''([[IJustShotMarvinInTheFace six-shooter]])'', and this ''([[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers horse]])''.

* When the movie was [[AwardSnub notably snubbed for the]] UsefulNotes/AcademyAwardForBestAnimatedFeature, Phil Lord responded by tweeting "I made my own." with a picture of an Oscar statue made of [=LEGO=]s.

-->'''Emmet:''' ''(hugging a sobbing Unikitty)'' Gosh, I'm so sorry Unikitty. Do you want to sit down and go talk about it?\\

'''Vitruvius:''' (holding a chicken mini-fig) Kill a chicken?\\
'''Unikitty:''' Marry a marshmallow!\\
'''Metalbeard:''' Why, ''THIS?'' (''[[BigLippedAlligatorMoment transforms into a giant face that sings]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_9MLwCpTGM "How Ya Gonna Keep Them Down On the Farm (After They've Seen Paree)?"]]'')

* When the heroes are stuck in the ocean, after having survived by hiding inside Emmet's double-decker couch, after their submarine is destroyed, Batman [[SarcasmMode remarks]] that they're basically screwed and that it's not like [[TemptingFate a ship is just gonna magically appear]] and [[RetroactiveWish save them]]. Cue Metalbeard and his pirate ship.

'''Unikitty:''' Embarrassing!
** When Emmet is describing this part of the plan, we are shown how Batman and Unikitty will distract Lord Business and get the stereo system made:

** As of ''WesternAnimation/TheLegoBatmanMovie'', the fact that Emmet, Wyldstyle and the other cast members know who Batman really is when nobody in Gotham except Alfred has any clue is hilarious. How the hell did they even find out?

[[AC:[[RidiculouslyCuteCritter Princess Unikitty]]]]
* [[EstablishingCharacterMoment They barely wait at all to reveal]] [[StepfordSmiler the truth about Unikitty.]]

* Unikitty serves as a distraction in one of the funniest scenes in the movie.

'''Unikitty''': *Prancing around on the meeting table* Business, business, business. Numbers. ''(whispers)'' Is this working?\\

'''Unikitty''': YAAAAAAAY- ''(SmashCut)''

* When Unikitty explains the rules of CloudCuckooLand:
-->'''Unikitty''': ...and no negativity of any kind!\\

'''Unikitty:''' And [[HypocrisyNod there's also no consistency]]!

* While the Master Builders are working on the Octan delivery ship, Unikitty tries to add some white flowers to her section.
-->'''Emmet''': Unikitty! You're supposed to follow the instructions, remember?\\
'''Unikitty:''' ''(smiles sheepishly)'' Sorry.

-->'''Unikitty:''' The walls are crying!
[[AC:[[NinjaPirateZombieRobot Metalbeard]] [[ThoseTwoGuys and]] [[GeniusDitz Benny]]]]
* While infiltrating Lord Business' headquarters, Metalbeard reveals he can transform into a copy machine. However, a pair of guards decide to use it to [[CheekCopy photocopy their LEGO butts]] on it, causing Metalhead to destroy them and then deliver this line to Benny:
-->'''Metalbeard:''' First law of the sea: Never place yer rear end on a pirate's face!

* Metalbeard is, if not actually undead, a Frankensteinian creature rebuilt from only his head and organs. And a robot. And a pirate. And as shown when transforming into a comparatively tiny copy machine, surprisingly good at stealth, not unlike a ninja. He's literally a NinjaPirateZombieRobot!

** And when does the computer ''finally'' lower the shields? When Metalbeard ''speaks like a pirate''.
--->'''Metalbeard''': Be ye disabling of yon shield?\\

* When Metalbeard moans about losing his once "strapping and virile" pirate body to Cleopatra and The Statue of Liberty, they're cringing. Looks like his attempt to impress the ladies didn't go too well.
* Metalbeard's crew consists of him, a pirate wench, his first mate and ''a Magician, Speed Racer, the Flash, Disco Guy, a Witch, a Mime and a Gorgon.''
* We have this scene when Metalbeard rescues our heroes from being stranded at sea.
-->'''Benny:''' Metalbeard? I thought you said we were a lost cause!\\
'''Metalbeard:''' YE ARE! Did ye not hear me whole story circumscribing the folly of this whole enterprise?\\

* Metalbeard randomly transforming into a folksy robot and singing a Judy Garland song. Unikitty was terrified/disgusted!
* Just the fact that in [[IdiotHero Emmet]]'s plan, he decided to send Metalbeard, a giant clanky metal cyborg, on the stealth portion of the mission.

** One shot from the [[http://www.deviantart.com/art/Party-Prank-435325443 party scene]] mentioned above is really funny. Pause when Emmet walks in and the shot comes into focus, and you'll see Bad Cop and President Business are holding Vitruvius upside down to do a keg-stand, Wyldstyle and Batman are doing karaoke on a table, and- this is the good part- Unikitty and Benny have what can best be described as ''alcohol bottles'' up to their mouths. In addition, there are a ton of bottles and cups all around on the floor.

** "...weird unicorn cats." GilliganCut to a confused Unikitty (cleaning herself) asking, "Who said I was weird?"

*** During the first scene with Metalbeard, a stagehand is brushing his shark-arm's teeth.

** Unikitty trails off her "no rules" line into "no frowny faces, no poo-poos, no boo-boos, no hooooooooo-hoos!" and laughs, admitting she kinda lost it there. Then, Alison Brie breaks character and starts speaking normally, but the animators continued to animate her voice to Unikitty's face, [[VocalDissonance resulting in the childlike Unikitty speaking in the voice of a grown woman]].
*** [[FunnyBackgroundEvent In the background]], Vitruvius blasts Abraham Lincoln away with a bolt of lightning after Unikitty mentions "no government".
*** The scene ends with the decor wall toppling over the characters on the set and [[ByWallThatIsHoley missing them all thanks to the windows' placement]] (except [[CreatorCameo Phil Lord]]). [[http://img.ifcdn.com/images/e87cd5358ee1e7df618d7062c68da372e3c6fcf2363ad3c7bbef663c3b7c5ca5_1.webm Unikitty's face is priceless.]]

* While infiltrating Lord Business' headquarters, Metalbeard reveals he can transform into a copy machine. However, a pair of guards decide to use it to [[CheekCopy photocopy their LEGO butts]] on it, causing Metalhead to destroy them and deliver this line:

** When the above line is said, there is a board full of other amusing rules, such as "Never release the Kraken" and "Never wear a dress on a Tuesday"!

** While he's rattling off what Octan create and own, there's a brief glimpse of [[FreezeFrameBonus a cow with the Octan logo on its side]].

** One shot from the [[http://www.deviantart.com/art/Party-Prank-435325443 party scene]] mentioned above is really funny. Pause when Emmet walks in and the shot comes into focus, and you'll see Bad Cop and President Business are holding Vitruvius upside down to do a keg-stand, Wyldstyle and Batman are doing karaoke on a table, and- this is the good part- UniKitty and Benny have what can best be described as ''alcohol bottles'' up to their mouths. In addition, there are a ton of bottles and cups all around on the floor.

* Metalbeard randomly transforming into a folksy robot and singing a Judy Garland song. UniKitty was terrified/disgusted!

* While the Master Builders are working on the Octan delivery ship, UniKitty tries to add some white flowers to her section.

'''UniKitty:''' Marry a marshmallow!\\

'''UniKitty:''' Embarrassing!
** When Emmet is describing this part of the plan, we are shown how Batman and UniKitty will distract Lord Business and get the stereo system made:

* UniKitty serves as a distraction in one of the funniest scenes in the movie.

'''UniKitty''': *Prancing around on the meeting table* Business, business, business. Numbers. ''(whispers)'' Is this working?\\

'''UniKitty''': YAAAAAAAY- ''(SmashCut)''

* When UniKitty explains the rules of CloudCuckooLand:
-->'''UniKitty''': ...and no negativity of any kind!\\

'''UniKitty:''' And [[HypocrisyNod there's also no consistency]]!

-->'''Emmet''': UniKitty! You're supposed to follow the instructions, remember?\\
'''UniKitty:''' ''(smiles sheepishly)'' Sorry.

-->'''UniKitty:''' The walls are crying!
[[AC:[[NinjaPirateZombieRobot MetalBeard]] [[ThoseTwoGuys and]] [[GeniusDitz Benny]]]]
* While infiltrating Lord Business' headquarters, MetalBeard reveals he can transform into a copy machine. However, a pair of guards decide to use it to [[CheekCopy photocopy their LEGO butts]] on it, causing Metalhead to destroy them and deliver this line:
-->'''MetalBeard:''' First law of the sea: Never place yer rear end on a pirate's face!

* MetalBeard randomly transforming into a folksy robot and singing a Judy Garland song. UniKitty was terrified/disgusted!
* Just the fact that in [[IdiotHero Emmet]]'s plan, he decided to send MetalBeard, a giant clanky metal Cyborg, on the stealth portion of the mission.

** "...weird unicorn cats." GilliganCut to a confused UniKitty (cleaning herself) asking, "Who said I was weird?"

-->'''Emmet:''' Always remember to keep the soap out of your eye-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

-->'''Emmet:''' ''(hugging a sobbing Uni-kitty)'' Gosh, I'm so sorry Unikitty. Do you want to sit down and go talk about it?\\

'''Uni-Kitty:''' Marry a marshmallow!\\

'''Uni-Kitty:''' Embarrassing!
** When Emmet is describing this part of the plan, we are shown how Batman and Uni-Kitty will distract Lord Business and get the stereo system made:

* Uni-Kitty serves as a distraction in one of the funniest scenes in the movie.

'''Uni-Kitty''': *Prancing around on the meeting table* Business, business, business. Numbers. ''(whispers)'' Is this working?\\

'''Uni-Kitty''': YAAAAAAAY- ''(SmashCut)''

* When Uni-Kitty explains the rules of CloudCuckooLand:
-->'''Uni-Kitty''': ...and no negativity of any kind!\\

'''Uni-Kitty:''' And [[HypocrisyNod there's also no consistency]]!

* While the Master Builders are working on the Octan delivery ship, Uni-Kitty tries to add some white flowers to her section.
-->'''Emmet''': Uni-Kitty! You're supposed to follow the instructions, remember?\\
'''Uni-Kitty:''' ''(smiles sheepishly)'' Sorry.

-->'''Uni-Kitty:''' The walls are crying!
[[AC:[[NinjaPirateZombieRobot Metalbeard]] [[ThoseTwoGuys and]] [[GeniusDitz Benny]]]]
* While infiltrating Lord Business' headquarters, Metalbeard reveals he can transform into a copy machine. However, a pair of guards decide to use it to [[CheekCopy photocopy their Lego butts]] on it, causing Metalhead to destroy them and deliver this line:
-->'''Metalbeard:''' First law of the sea: Never place yer rear end on a pirate's face!

* Metalbeard randomly transforming into a folksy robot and singing a Judy Garland song. Uni-Kitty was terrified/disgusted!
* Just the fact that in [[IdiotHero Emmet]]'s plan, he decided to send Metalbeard, a giant clanky metal robot, on the stealth portion of the mission.

* The entirety of Lego Shaquille O'Neal's plan of attack. '''''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43YuOUHKFKE Y'ALL READY FOR THIS?!]]'''''

* Wyldstyle hijacks the camera that was filming "Where Are My Pants?" to tell all the Lego worlds what Emmet's done through huge, mounted monitors... we cut to Middle Zealand, and find that they're only listening to a messenger on horseback reading what she's saying out of a scroll! ''In falsetto!''

* While the Robots are attacking Cloud Cuckoo Land, one of them is attacked and subdued... by ducklings.

** One shot from the [[http://www.deviantart.com/art/Party-Prank-435325443 party scene]] mentioned above is really funny. Pause when Emmet walks in and the shot comes into focus, and you'll see Bad Cop and President Business are holding Vitruvius upside down to do a keg-stand, Wyldstyle and Batman are doing karaoke on a table, and- this is the good part- Uni-Kitty and Benny have what can best be described as ''alcohol bottles'' up to their mouths. In addition, there are a ton of bottles and cups all around on the floor.

** "...weird unicorn cats." GilliganCut to a confused Uni-Kitty (cleaning herself) asking, "Who said I was weird?"

''The shot cuts to an outside view of the room's window, and there's a brief moment of various dismembered robots parts hitting the glass, before Wyldstyle/Lucy appears''

-->'''Batman:''' (As [[LEGOMinifigures a clown and a person in a dino suit]] dance around him) I hate this place.

-->'''Batman:''' (As a clown and a person in a dino suit dance around him) I hate this place.

--->'''Good Cop:''' ''[cheerily]'' Hi everybody! How's the melting go-- ''[switches to Bad Cop]'' Hey, hey, HEY,'''HEY'''!!

'''Emmet:''' What?!\\
'''Hollywood Guy:''' Yeah, we had to put that in there for the international audience. Turns out, they don't love words! They love pratfalls, slapstick, physical comedy, and cute furry animals.\\
'''Emmet:''' Instead of making my life story, why didn't you just make a whole movie about ninjas?\\
'''Hollywood Guy:''' What a great idea! The Ninjagos!

--->'''Lord Business:''' OK, guys. What I like is when you bring the laughs, and I'd like to see it for '''ONCE!'''

[[caption-width-right:350:I Super-Hate you.]]

--->'''Lord Business:''' OK, guys. What I like is when you bring the laughs... so let's see it just FOR ONCE!

-->'''Metalbeard:''' Rule 1 of the sea: Never place yer rear end on a pirate's face!

This:
Bad Cop:"All we want is the Piece Of Resistance!"
Wyldstyle:"We would rather he die than give it to you!"
Emmet:"I would not rather he died."

* "I guess I'm going to have to report [[DistractedByTheSexy yyyyyy]][[OverlyLongGag yyyyy...]]"

** What's funnier is while she's doing that, and until she leaves, you can still hear Emmet going "yyyyyyyyy" in the background.

-->'''[[BigGood Vitruvius]]:''' Not seeing a lot of activity...\\

'''Emmet:''' ''[chuckles]'' That's not true! One time, I wanted to have a bunch of my friends over to watch TV... ''[as a TV is formed out of thin air]'' [[LampshadeHanging ...not unlike this TV that just showed up magically]], and not everyone can fit on my one couch. ''[forms a couch]'' And so I've thought to myself, "Well, what if there was such a thing as a bunk bed, ''but as a couch''?" ''[adds a couch to the top]'' Introducing [[AwesomeButImpractical the double-decker couch]]: [[{{Adorkable}} so everyone can watch TV together and be buddies]]!\\

* These two screens in rapid succession:

--->'''Announcer:''' Warner Bros. presents the [[LongTitle The Super-Crunchy Ninja Skateboard Party Movie With Pratfalls Slash Physical Comedy And Cute Furry Animals For The International Audience!]] (then, whispered, in RattlingOffLegal style and becoming increasingly inaudible) The international audience includes the UK, Australia, and other English-speaking territories not part of the continental United States, Alaska and Hawaii. (SmashCut to Emmet's utterly bewildered face) Coming soon to a theater near you! (SmashCut to black screen with text, with wind playing in the background) The Super-Crunchy Ninja Skateboard Party Movie With Pratfalls Slash Physical Comedy And Cute Furry Animals For The International Audience was the biggest bomb in the history of cinema. [[EpicFail The Studio lost all their money, they tore down Hollywood, and no-one ever made a movie again]].

** Admittedly, Lord Business ''probably'' wouldn't expect a giant steampunk PowerArmor cyborg pirate to turn into a giant face that sings old-timey songs...

* Emmet falls down into the Old West and continues screaming ''for ten seconds straight'' '''after''' hitting the ground. He stops when he gets up though.

-->'''Batman:''' [[ToTheBatNoun To the Batmobile!]]\\

'''All the Robots''': ''[[DeathGlare DEATH GLARE]]''\\

* The film's theme song [[https://soundcloud.com/watertowermusic/everything-is-awesome-tegan/s-J7fYt "Everything Is AWESOME!!!"]] is partially performed by Music/TheLonelyIsland. Even with G-rating constraints, they still manage to have some great lyrics.

* Emmet making frustrated noises as he tries to get off the table in his semi-inanimate state, while the Man Upstairs ''is right next to him.''

-->'''Vitruvius:''' Most Master Builders spend years clearing their minds enough to catch even a glimpse of The Man Upstairs, and yet [[TooDumbToFool your mind is so prodigiously empty]] that there was nothing to clear out to begin with!

* Emmet thinks human hands look ugly.

* After the climax and the Man Upstairs agreeing to let Finn actually play with his large collection of sets, we get the best SequelHook since WesternAnimation/ToyStory- "And since you can play here now, [so can] your sister." Cue a FlatWhat and without missing a beat, a cut to the LEGO world where a massive pink spaceship appears... and beams down Duplo creatures bent on destroying the Master Builders, followed by an OhCrap and credits.

** This scene becomes even more hilarious because that precise set of circumstances causes Liam Neeson to sound like ''Caboose'' from ''Machinima/RedVsBlue,'' especially his childishly cheerful "Yaaay!"