History Funny / TheHauntedMansion

** The three singing knights are a hilarious ShoutOut to the Singing Busts. What's funnier is that their ''heads'' are singing, while their armour is dancing.

* This could be both funny and creepy considering she's an AxCrazy BlackWidow: Constance's twisted wedding vows and phrases:

** One of the visual gags in the "Mediterranean Antiquities" room. It is an animated painting, where a Roman family is dining outside, with a volcano in the background. The volcano erupts and the ash covers the family...and then they raise their arms and clink their glasses together!

--> '''Busts''': ''We'll Keep it down, We'll keep it down, Oh, Yes we will we'll keep it down. Oh, Were driving down a highway nowwww... And were trying, to, keep, it, DOWNNNNN!''

** There's also Albert yelling in annoyance as his fez gets caught on a sword at the end, the three singing knights, and the OhCrap expression on the sarcophagus' face as the scarab beetles move closer to him.

* One of the visual gags in the "Mediterranean Antiquities" room. It is an animated painting, where a Roman family is dining outside, with a volcano in the background. The volcano erupts and the ash covers the family...and then they raise their arms and clink their glasses together!
* This could be considered funny, or making the moment more creepy: The Sarcophagus's OhCrap face as the scarabs swarm over it.
* The panda that the Monkey King transfers from one painted canvas to another.

From the ''Mystic Manor'' attraction:
* One of the visual gags in the "Mediterranean Antiquities" room. It is an animated painting, where a Roman family is dining outside, with a volcano in the background. The volcano erupts and the ash covers the family...and then they raise their arms and clink their glasses together!
* This could be considered funny, or making the moment more creepy: The Sarcophagus's OhCrap face as the scarabs swarm over it.
* The panda that the Monkey King transfers from one painted canvas to another.
From the ''Haunted Mansion'' attraction(s):
* (This could also be both funny and creepy considering she's an AxCrazy BlackWidow): Constance's twisted wedding vows and phrases:
**"''In sickness, and in...wealth.''"
**"''As long as we...both shall live! *giggle*''"
**"''Heeere comes the bri-ide!''"
**"''We'll live-happily ever after!''"
**"''You may now kiss the bride...''"
**"''I do...I ''did''!''"
**"''For better or for...worse. *giggle*''"
**"''Till ''death'' do us part!''"
* There are a few Marc Davis gags in the attraction as well, like the ridiculous opera valkyrie and the headless knight. The most notable of his concepts are the stretching portraits depicting normal scenes at the beginning, but revealing more creepy and unfortunate situations as they reveal more.
* The passed-out-drunk ghost under the ballroom table.

**"''As long as we...both shall live! *giggles*''"

**"''For better or for...worse.''"

* There are a few Marc Davis gags in the attraction as well, like the ridiculous opera valkyrie and the headless knight.

**"''We'll live happily ever after!''"

**"I do...I ''did''!"

**"Till ''death'' do us part!"

( This could also be both funny and creepy considering she's an AxCrazy BlackWidow): Constance's twisted wedding vows and phrases:

**"''As long as we...both shall live!''"

From the ''Haunted Mansion'' attraction (both funny and creepy considering she's an AxCraxy BlackWidow): Constance's twisted wedding vows and phrases:

"''In sickness, and in...wealth.''"
"Till ''death'' do us part!"
"''As long as we...both shall live!''"
"''Heeere comes the bri-ide!''"
"''We'll live happily ever after!''"
"''You may now kiss the bride...''"
"I do...I ''did''!"

From the ''Haunted Mansion'' attraction: Constance's twisted wedding vows and phrases. "''In sickness, and in...wealth.''" "Till ''death'' do us part!"
* There are a few Marc Davis gags in the attraction as well, like the ridiculous opera valkyrie.

From the ''Haunted Mansion'' attraction: Constance's twisted wedding vows. "''In sickness, and in...wealth.''" "Till ''death'' do us part!"

* In ''Mystic Manor'', one of the visual gags in the "Mediterranean Antiquities" room. It is an animated painting, where a Roman family is dining outside, with a volcano in the background. The volcano erupts and the ash covers the family...and then they raise their arms and clink their glasses together!

* In a slightly bizarre combination of funny and knightmare inducing,

* "Must we continue to listen to the ramblings of a lunatic?"

-->'''Madame Leona''': Then you must look within.

-->'''Jim Evers''': I don't want to look within, I want to look [[IncrediblyLamePunwith out]], haven't you been listening?

--> '''Busts''': ''We'll Keep it down, We'll keep it down, Oh, Yes we will we'll keep it down. Oh, Were driving down the Highway nowwww... And were Trying To Keep. It DOWNNNNN!''

--> '''Ezra''': Well that's where you're wrong, because some of us are already dead. Ha-ha!

--> '''Michael''': (about the spider) I don't wanna whack it, Dad!
--> '''Megan''': (whacks spider) There. Ya happy?

--> '''Megan''': (walking away) Whatever.