Funny / The Haunted Mansion

For funny moments from the 2003 film, see here.

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The Rides

• This could be both funny and creepy considering she's an Ax-Crazy Gold Digger Black Widow: Constance's twisted wedding vows and phrases:
  • "In sickness, and in...wealth."
  • "As long as we...both shall live! *giggle*"
  • "Heeere comes the bri-ide!"
  • "We'll live-happily ever after!"
  • "You may now kiss the bride..."
  • "I do...I did!"
  • "For better or for...worse. *giggle*"
  • "Till death do us part!"
• There are a few Marc Davis gags in the attraction, like the ridiculous opera valkyrie and the headless knight. The most notable of his concepts are the stretching portraits depicting normal scenes at the beginning, but revealing more creepy and unfortunate situations as the room lengthens.
• The passed-out-drunk ghost under the ballroom table, and the one swinging from the chandelier.
• From the Hong Kong Disneyland version, Mystic Manor:
  • One of the visual gags in the "Mediterranean Antiquities" room. It is an animated painting where a Roman family is dining outside, with Mt. Vesuvius in the background. The volcano erupts and lava covers the family...and then they raise their arms and clink their glasses together!
    • Even funnier is that the woman standing in the picture, who is waist deep in lava, has a confused expression on her face when that happens.
  • Albert's squeals of terror sound adorable, and despite it looking lethal, all his misadventures in the exhibits are funny, from him ducking back into a cannon every time a Samurai tries to decapitate him, him screaming as the tikis pin him to the wall, and The Monkey King's statue creating a vortex and trying to suck Albert out. And even funnier, during that sequence, a chubby panda gets sucked out of its painting screaming and lands in another one.
  • There's also Albert yelling in annoyance as his fez gets caught on a sword at the end and the Oh, Crap! expression on the sarcophagus' face as the scarab beetles move closer to him.
  • The three singing suits of armor (they are in display cases with the helmets above the armor) are a hilarious Shout-Out to the Singing Busts. What's funnier is that their heads are singing, while their armour and weapons are dancing.
    • Occasionally the song will be sung in Cantonese or Mandarin Chinese. When the knights do sing it, it sounds absolutely hilarious.
• When the Hatbox Ghost's head flies into the box, his hat will turn toward the box and the head inside will look up, as if he's saying "Cool trick, huh?"

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