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* ''Everything'' the French teacher says: his small talk with Mitt, his compliment to Sarah's French or the subject of the class once he starts it.



* Just the racial slur "Negroid." [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Who the hell says that?!]]



* In a deleted scene, Rochelle compares Nancy's magic addiction to "those middle aged women on Sally Jesse who can't stop decorating their home".

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* In a deleted scene, Rochelle compares Nancy's magic addiction to "those middle aged women on Sally Jesse who can't stop decorating their home".home".
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* On the first day at school, Bonnie is reading that the almanac foretells of someone new coming - and thinks that a fourth member could be joining. Nancy jokingly suggests it's a nearby BrawnHilda of a security guard.
--> "I love a woman in uniform."



--> '''Sarah:''' I'm sorry, my defences are up. People here have been ''really'' rude to me.



** And in the background you can hear Rochelle groaning "ow, my butt!"



* Bonnie walks in late post-makeover to class and deadpans to the SternTeacher "sorry, my pedicure ran late."
** Let's be honest - we ''know'' that Bonnie was late on purpose to make her entrance grander.



* In a deleted scene, Rochelle compares Nancy's magic addiction "those middle aged women on Sally Jesse who can't stop decorating their home".

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* In a deleted scene, Rochelle compares Nancy's magic addiction to "those middle aged women on Sally Jesse who can't stop decorating their home".
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* While the bullying is horrible, Laura Lizzie throws Rochelle off her dive by yelling "shark!" as she jumps.

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* While the bullying is horrible, Laura Lizzie throws Rochelle off her dive by yelling "shark!" as she jumps.jumps.
* In a deleted scene, Rochelle compares Nancy's magic addiction "those middle aged women on Sally Jesse who can't stop decorating their home".
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* After the death of Nancy's stepfather, an insurance agent tells Nancy and her mother they are insured for 175000 dollars. Nancy and her mothers excited squealing and the agents awkward reaction are priceless.

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* After the death of Nancy's stepfather, an insurance agent tells Nancy and her mother they are insured for 175000 dollars. $175,000. Nancy and her mothers mother's excited squealing and the agents agent's awkward reaction are priceless.



* When the girls play a game of "light as a feather; stiff as a board" on Rochelle, they are not only impressed at their work, we get this from Rochelle.

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* When the girls play a game of "light as a feather; feather, stiff as a board" on Rochelle, they are not only impressed at their work, we get this from Rochelle.

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** When Sarah explains how to play the game, [[AmbiguouslyBi Nancy]] finds Sarah's words [[LesYay a little suggestive]].
-->'''Nancy:''' You put your fingers ''where'' ?



** When Sarah explains how to play the game, Nancy finds her words [[LesYay a little suggestive]].
-->'''[[AmbigouslyBi Nancy]]:''' You put your fingers ''where ?''
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** When Sarah explains how to play the game, Nancy finds her words [[LesYay a little suggestive]].
-->'''[[AmbigouslyBi Nancy]]:''' You put your fingers ''where ?''
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** The girls also make jokes about Rochelle not levitating because she's too heavy.
--> '''Nancy:''' I think I sprained my finger.



--> '''Mother:''' Are you girls getting high?
--> '''The Nostalgia Chick:''' [[RightForTheWrongReasons Well in a manner of speaking...]]



* Just the racial slur "Negroid." [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Who the hell says that?!]]

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* Just the racial slur "Negroid." [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Who the hell says that?!]]that?!]]
* While the bullying is horrible, Laura Lizzie throws Rochelle off her dive by yelling "shark!" as she jumps.
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** Chris' response makes it even funnier; he laughs at first, then suddenly realises what Sarah actually said.
--> '''Chris:''' Wait, did you just call me an asshole?
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* The girls' reactions to Sarah telling them she slit her wrists are so awkward it's hilarious. Most notably after Sarah says she did it with a kitchen knife, Nancy excitedly says "punk rock" as if she approves.

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* The girls' reactions to Sarah telling them she slit her wrists are [[CrossesTheLineTwice so awkward it's hilarious.hilarious]]. Most notably after Sarah says she did it with a kitchen knife, Nancy excitedly says "punk rock" as if she approves.
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* When Sarah is watching Chris's football practice, Nancy messes with him by shouting out sarcastic words of encouragement. The noise causes him to trip up.

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* When Sarah is watching Chris's football practice, Nancy messes with him by shouting out sarcastic words of encouragement. The noise causes him to trip up.up.
* Just the racial slur "Negroid." [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Who the hell says that?!]]
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* When Bonnie catcalls a random guy and tells him he has a cute butt, Sarah deadpans, "You have a cute butt, wanna have dinner?"

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* When Bonnie catcalls a random guy and tells him he has a cute butt, Sarah deadpans, "You have a cute butt, wanna have dinner?"dinner?"
* The girls' reactions to Sarah telling them she slit her wrists are so awkward it's hilarious. Most notably after Sarah says she did it with a kitchen knife, Nancy excitedly says "punk rock" as if she approves.
* Sarah snatches a hair from Laura Lizzie to use in a spell. She covers up with...
--> '''Sarah:''' Sorry, I thought I saw a bug. You know they have shampoo for that?
* When Sarah is watching Chris's football practice, Nancy messes with him by shouting out sarcastic words of encouragement. The noise causes him to trip up.
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--> How do I get down ?

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--> How do I get down ?down?
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** Then Bonnie's mom unexpectedly walks in and they drop Rochelle on her ass.

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-->'''Sarah:''' (''droping the flower'') Yeah well, you know what they say. You are who you hang with.

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-->'''Sarah:''' (''droping (''dropping the flower'') Yeah well, you know what they say. You are who you hang with.




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* Nancy asking for a "smaller ass" when the Sarah and the girls collectively use magic to change Sarah's hair from blonde to brown.
* When Bonnie catcalls a random guy and tells him he has a cute butt, Sarah deadpans, "You have a cute butt, wanna have dinner?"
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* When the girls play a game to make Rochelle levitate, they are not only impressed at their work, we get this from Rochelle.

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* When the girls play a game to make Rochelle levitate, game of "light as a feather; stiff as a board" on Rochelle, they are not only impressed at their work, we get this from Rochelle.
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* After the death of Nancy's stepfather, an insurance agent tells Nancy and her mother they are insured for 175000 dollars. Nancy and her mothers excited squealing and the agents awkward reaction are priceless.
* When Sarah first finds out about Manon, she nervously asks the other girls if they worship the devil.
* When Sarah has Chris under his spell, it is pretty amusing to see a previous JerkJock resort into a love sick lapdog.
--> '''Chris:'''(''handing Sarah a flower'') I wanna apologize for those guys in French. They're assholes.
-->'''Sarah:''' (''droping the flower'') Yeah well, you know what they say. You are who you hang with.
* When the girls play a game to make Rochelle levitate, they are not only impressed at their work, we get this from Rochelle.
--> How do I get down ?

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