Line #25 Funny/TheCraft


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3	* On the first day at school, Bonnie is reading that the almanac foretells of someone new coming - and thinks that a fourth member could be joining. Nancy jokingly suggests it's a nearby BrawnHilda of a security guard.
4	--> "I love a woman in uniform."
5	* ''Everything'' the French teacher says: his small talk with Mitt, his compliment to Sarah's French or the subject of the class once he starts it.
6	* After the death of Nancy's stepfather, an insurance agent tells Nancy and her mother they are insured for $175,000. Nancy and her mother's excited squealing and the agent's awkward reaction are priceless.
7	* When Sarah first finds out about Manon, she nervously asks the other girls if they worship the devil.
8	* When Sarah has Chris under his spell, it is pretty amusing to see a previous JerkJock resort into a love sick lapdog.
9	--> '''Chris:'''(''handing Sarah a flower'') I wanna apologize for those guys in French. They're assholes.
10	-->'''Sarah:''' (''dropping the flower'') Yeah well, you know what they say. You are who you hang with.
11	** Chris' response makes it even funnier; he laughs at first, then suddenly realises what Sarah actually said.
12	--> '''Chris:''' Wait, did you just call me an asshole?
13	--> '''Sarah:''' I'm sorry, my defences are up. People here have been ''really'' rude to me.
14	* When the girls play a game of "light as a feather, stiff as a board" on Rochelle, they are not only impressed at their work, we get this from Rochelle.
15	--> How do I get down?
16	** The girls also make jokes about Rochelle not levitating because she's too heavy.
17	--> '''Nancy:''' I think I sprained my finger.
18	** Then Bonnie's mom unexpectedly walks in and they drop Rochelle on her ass.
19	--> '''Mother:''' Are you girls getting high?
20	--> '''The Nostalgia Chick:''' [[RightForTheWrongReasons Well in a manner of speaking...]]
21	** And in the background you can hear Rochelle groaning "ow, my butt!"
22	** When Sarah explains how to play the game, [[AmbiguouslyBi Nancy]] finds Sarah's words [[LesYay a little suggestive]].
23	-->'''Nancy:''' You put your fingers ''where'' ?
24	* Bonnie walks in late post-makeover to class and deadpans to the SternTeacher "sorry, my pedicure ran late."
25	** Let's be honest - we ''know'' that Bonnie was late on purpose to make her entrance grander.
26	* Nancy asking for a "smaller ass" when the Sarah and the girls collectively use magic to change Sarah's hair from blonde to brown.
27	* When Bonnie catcalls a random guy and tells him he has a cute butt, Sarah deadpans, "You have a cute butt, wanna have dinner?"
28	* The girls' reactions to Sarah telling them she slit her wrists are [[CrossesTheLineTwice so awkward it's hilarious]]. Most notably after Sarah says she did it with a kitchen knife, Nancy excitedly says "punk rock" as if she approves.
29	* Sarah snatches a hair from Laura Lizzie to use in a spell. She covers up with...
30	--> '''Sarah:''' Sorry, I thought I saw a bug. You know they have shampoo for that?
31	* When Sarah is watching Chris's football practice, Nancy messes with him by shouting out sarcastic words of encouragement. The noise causes him to trip up.
32	* While the bullying is horrible, Laura Lizzie throws Rochelle off her dive by yelling "shark!" as she jumps.
33	* In a deleted scene, Rochelle compares Nancy's magic addiction to "those middle aged women on Sally Jesse who can't stop decorating their home".

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