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* The Snob constantly [[FamilyUnfriendlyAesop mocking the "lessons" being relayed]] in the film.

** When going over the parody film titles: ''Independence Daysaster'' ("That is not a word!") and ''Inrearpendence Day'' ("That ''is'' a word.")

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* Just after the Oogieloves retrieve all of their balloons, the Snob mimics J. Edgar telling them they brought the wrong balloons home just to pad the film's length even further. The Snob gets even more pissed off by what ''actually'' happens next: [[spoiler:the Oogieloves themselves lose control of the balloons, only to bring them back down to earth by blowing them kisses.]]

** Especially how Daniel cares more that [[spoiler:Alt!Scotty commited suicide]] than him erasing his sister from existence.

* After someone accuses Dan of being on drugs [[spoiler:because he keeps assuming Alt!Scotty is still alive]]:

* Snob's genuine terror over [[spoiler:the overly-tense scene of Daniel getting Doug to come to a religious film screening]].
** Which he later recreates with his puppet, Snobby, with Snobby [[spoiler:going fucking apeshit]].
--->'''Snob''': Hey, Snobby! [[spoiler:[[FlippingTheBird Right here, man.]]]]
* After hyping up the ending to the movie, we are treated to [[spoiler:[[Film/Troll2 OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.]]]], prompting Snob to demand the ''real'' ending:
-->'''Daniel''': Hey, Scotty! [[spoiler:[[Film/SilentNightDeadlyNightPart2 Garbage day]]]], man!

-->'''Daniel''': Hey, Scotty! [[spoiler:[[Film/MortalKombatAnnihilation Too bad you will die]]]], man!

-->'''Daniel''': Hey, Scotty! [[spoiler:[[Film/ToughGuysDontDance Oh God, oh]]]] man!

-->'''Snob''': Huh... [[spoiler:[[TakeThat So somebody actually]] ''[[TakeThat has]]'' [[TakeThat seen]] ''Film/{{Inchon}}''[[TakeThat ...]]]]

* [[spoiler:Detective Ochoa's]] demise also brings a few chuckles.
-->'''Snob:''' They better have a good reason for bringing [[spoiler:Ochoa]] back for this.
-->''([[spoiler:Ochoa]] gets shot repeatedly during a gunfight)''

-->'''Snob''': But, you know, the movie serves its purpose in letting people debate [[CavemenVsAstronautsDebate which is the better Superman film]]: ''[[Film/SupermanIVTheQuestForPeace Superman IV]]'' or ''Film/ManOfSteel''. And ''Man of Steel'' fans can say "Only an idiot would think ''Superman IV'' is the better movie!", and ''Superman IV'' defenders can ''always'' respond with "Yeah, well, [[spoiler:at least ''Superman IV'' [[StealthPun is]] [[Creator/TheCannonGroup canon]]]]." (shit eating grin)

-->'''Snob:''' The only way Ricardo's reveal is going to be a twist is if he turns out to be [[Series/FantasyIsland Hervé Villechaize]].

* Snob's reaction to [[spoiler:Dianne Wiest's character blowing up the house]]?
-->'''Snob''': Looks like ''Film/TheGodfather'' if Talia Shire [[spoiler:''blew up'' both her and her husband]]! Now how's he supposed to take over the ''entire'' human race?! [[LampshadeHanging Cliff DeYoung was in]] ''Film/ShockTreatment''.

-->'''Snob:''' And if you didn't vote last time assuming the porno spoof was gonna win... Don't do that again! You might end with [[spoiler:Dianne Wiest blowing herself up]]!

-->'''Snob:''' So what we're left with is a little film called ''Ghost Fever''. Let's take a look at a clip! ([[spoiler:cut to Dianne Wiest blowing up the house in ''Independence Day'']]) Oh, goddamn it! [[spoiler:Dianne West needs to stop blowing herself up in '80s movies!]]

[[folder:Strokémon]]

-->"''Strokémon''... good fucking lord! What the fuck is that thing?! It's nice to see what the Cheerios Honey Bee looks like after his addiction to meth!"
* And then Dikachu forces a weird RelaxOVision: a guy badly singing some Music/MeatLoaf (which, given [[EpicRocking his usual song length]], has Snob pointing that it generated "more footage than ''Strokémon'' in its entirety").

* The Cinema Snob noting how odd it is that he owns this film on both DVD and VHS. [[spoiler:Then it turns out the movie in the VHS box is ''Film/{{Hoosiers}}''. And it's clearly not a fake gag, because the tape's label is for the same company that released ''The Buttercream Gang''.]]

* The massive LogicBomb the Snob suffers when he realizes that [[spoiler:this film, which is about an Elvis knockoff, is set in a world ''where Elvis exists'']].

* Two {{call back}}s: ''Windy City'' didn't win because voters know the result of the last time they did such a thing ([[spoiler:Dianne Wiest blowing up the house in ''Independence Day'']]); and a lame gag earns a "BUSH-WHACKED!"

* After looking at the writer's [=IMDb=] page, which shows that she also wrote gay porn films along with several other Lifetime Christmas movies, the Snob realizes that the CampGay character in the movie [[spoiler:[[CaptainObviousReveal was gay]].]]

* Snob introduces a scene where the main couple begins to "plow hard". [[spoiler:They literally ride a snow plow.]]

* Snob's JustForPun analogy at the end of the review:

* He experiences SarcasmFailure when the tree [[SuddenlyVoiced starts talking]], as there was ''no'' hint it would happen. He quickly recovers.

** Snob uses his own fake "Bushwhacked" stingers at two points in the review: once when two boy Ranger Scouts tell the only girl she's not allowed to join because it's for "boys only", leading Snob to note that "at least she's not trying to be a Film/{{Ghostbuster|s2016}}" ("[[TooSoon Too Far!]]"); and later at the one-hour mark of the movie, when he says he isn't allowed to give a final review until he sees the whole thing ("Topical!")

* Estus referring to a very large number as "[[EleventyZillion three hundred zeroes years]]": "Three hundred zeroes years? That a technical term? And here I thought your audience wouldn't know math.

* (''on the opening scene, which features several people singing'') "Hmm. Nice to see it picks up where ''[[Film/TheWickerMan1973 Wicker Man]]'' left off! My God, if Ted Bundy, John Gacy, and Jeffrey Dahmer showed up at my door to pitch me Amway, I ''still'' wouldn't be as creeped out as I am watching these people sing to me."\

-->'''Snob!Pastor''': ...I personally didn't think ''Film/SuicideSquad2016'' was that bad!

* When the rich man is shown complaining about Hell a thousand years later, Snob says "Dude, it's been a thousand years. Get over it, and come roast hot dogs with us."

* "Our opening ministry is from, I shit you not, a man named Robert G. Lee. Because his name being Stonewall Johnson wouldn't be Southern enough. He looks like if Series/{{Matlock}} decided to sell [[Film/HalloweenIIISeasonOfTheWitch Silver Shamrock masks]]. And he also sounds drunk!"

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* "This movie is directed by some guy named Kronk. Figures it was made by someone who [[Disney/TheEmperorsNewGroove speaks squirrel!]]"

-->''(cut to Lloyd intently watching the infamous [[EthnicScrappy Shun Gon]] clip from ''Disney/TheAristocats'')''

* "As it says in the Book of Numbers, [[Disney/{{Aladdin}} 'Arabian Nights are like Arabian Days']]".

* Two {{Running Gag}}s, regarding how cheap everything is/looks (but Snob concedes that the palpability of the practical effects is better than most ConspicuousCG) and some things look like sex toys.

-->'''Snob''': '''''YES!'''''

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* During the awkward bonding scene between Chris and Frannie, Duffy's thoughts are dubbed with a line from ''Tequila & Bonetti'', but the Snob demands that they use the voice of the gay cat from ''Oh! Heavenly Dog'' instead...and then says that neither are good enough to save the movie.