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| 6 | |
| 7 | [[folder:Old Fashioned]] |
| 8 | * The Snob's sheer hatred for this movie is both this, and [[Awesome/TheCinemaSnob pretty awesome]]. |
| 9 | * Brad constantly compares Clay Walsh to a serial killer/creep. |
| 10 | -->'''Clay''': Cabin in the woods, cases of bottled water, not a single distraction, foundation for intimacy.\ |
| 11 | '''Snob''': On the surface, that sounds like a good idea for a honeymoon. ''But coming from this guy, it makes him sound like THE UNABOMBER!'' |
| 12 | * "Are all current and former deejays named Brad complete dickheads?"[[note]]Brad Jones, who plays the Snob, used to be a deejay.[[/note]] |
| 13 | * When Clay asks Amber how many sexual partners she's had in the past ten years, Brad says, while lowering each finger with the count to his middle "[[Literature/TheBible Matthew, Mark, Luke, John,]] and FUCK OFF WITH THAT QUESTION!" |
| 14 | * After Clay takes Amber to church as a date (complete with terrible child choir): |
| 15 | -->'''Brad''': ([[OutOfCharacterMoment takes off glasses]], briefly chews on them) I was once on a date to see the remake of ''Film/ThatDarnCat''... ''[[TakeThat That]]'' [[TakeThat seems like a better date than]] ''[[TakeThat this]]''! |
| 16 | * The two times Snob in confusion asks what kind of dates Clay was on is pitch perfect. |
| 17 | * Snob's reaction to Clay's snarky remark after hearing that Amber broke up with her ex, who was abusive. |
| 18 | -->'''Snob:''' So she went from a physically abusive relationship... to a emotionally abusive one. ''[sighs in disbelief]'' |
| 19 | [[/folder]] |
| 20 | |
| 21 | [[folder:Enter the Ninja]] |
| 22 | * "Good! Ninjas killing people! We're back to normal! Cause I guess that's normal for me..." |
| 23 | * The CallBack to ''Film/TheApple''. |
| 24 | * In a scene where two ninjas jump down a waterfall: |
| 25 | -->'''White ninja''': I didn't think this throooough! The water is gonna be very hard to clean out of white!\ |
| 26 | '''Black ninja''': I don't have that probleeeeem! |
| 27 | * Realizing one guy is the grandpa from ''Film/SilentNightDeadlyNight''. |
| 28 | * Adding a comedic bump once the screen goes black. |
| 29 | * The infamous [[ChewingTheScenery "worst death ever"]] brings back Brad's character dying the same way in ''WebVideo/NinjaTheMissionForce''. |
| 30 | * The sad saga of Kung Tai Ted continues as he has now fallen out of his wheelchair and is trying to reach for a can of Mountain Dew only to find that it's empty. |
| 31 | -->'''Snob:''' Goddammit! Stop making me sad! |
| 32 | [[/folder]] |
| 33 | |
| 34 | [[folder:Zombie 3]] |
| 35 | * The intro, recapping all other Zombie movies with Snob getting annoyed with each one. |
| 36 | * "And then she became the Joker!" |
| 37 | [[/folder]] |
| 38 | |
| 39 | [[folder:The Oogieloves in The Big Balloon Adventure]] |
| 40 | * Again, the Snob's sheer hatred for the movie, of the EnragedByIdiocy in this case, leads to plenty of laughter. |
| 41 | -->'''Snob''': [[CaptainObvious I don't think this movie was made for me]]. |
| 42 | * The title card, featuring a {{Chibi}} Snob angry at the Oogieloves. |
| 43 | * The Snob's reviews usually begin with a reasonably objective summary of the film's history and context, leaving the snark for afterwards. [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness This film?]]: |
| 44 | --> ''The Oogieloves is the brainchild of a '''''fucking idiot'''''...'' |
| 45 | * Snob snarks about the Creator/{{Lionsgate}} logo, which looks like a lot of complicated grinding gears, "This is what your brain feels like trying to watch this movie." |
| 46 | * "And you can all relax; the movie ''starts out'' annoying!" |
| 47 | -->(''The film cuts from the Kenn Viselman Productions title card to Goobie'') |
| 48 | -->'''Goobie''': Welcome to our movie! |
| 49 | -->'''Snob''': I'm not here by choice! |
| 50 | * Zoozie is way too excited about the movie... |
| 51 | -->'''Zoozie''': This is the most amazing movie ever! |
| 52 | -->'''Snob''': '''YOU'RE BIASED!''' |
| 53 | * In one shot, Goobie and Zoozie begin to dance, but the way their right arm sticks out looks too close to a Nazi salute for the Snob's liking. |
| 54 | -->'''Snob''': (with a circle on Toofie) This guy looks like he just found out something horrible about his friends. |
| 55 | * After J. Edgar loses the balloons and lets them fly away: |
| 56 | -->'''Snob''': Okay, just [[StatingTheSimpleSolution go back to the Five Below you got them from and buy some more]]. |
| 57 | * After Goobie and Zoozie deliver a painful pun ("Is that a teapot in a tree?" "No, it's a tree-pot!"), the Snob snarls, sputters {{Angrish}}, pulls a wine glass out of his suit, and [[AGlassInTheHand crushes it in his hands]]. |
| 58 | * He's genuinely baffled by their ArbitrarySkepticism regarding the talking ''magical'' balloon. |
| 59 | -->'''Snob''': You have a talking pillow and a talking vacuum cleaner. ''How is this hard for you to believe''!? |
| 60 | * "If I wanted a song about milkshakes, I'll stick to ''Film/CantStopTheMusic''... '''Because ''clearly'' there's a gun to my head, forcing me to make this choice!'''" |
| 61 | * The Snob's increasing frustration over the film's excruciating insistence on [[OverusedRunningGag beating the "Toofie's pants keep falling down" joke into the ground]]: |
| 62 | -->'''Snob''': I will ''staple'' them to your GODDAMN ASS!!! |
| 63 | ** The accidental rhyme that line becomes since the RunningGag CatchPhrase is "Goofy Toofie, pick up your pants!" |
| 64 | ** He eventually yells at Toofie, "Buy a fucking belt!" |
| 65 | * Snob tries (unsuccessfully) to preempt Rosalie Rosebud's [[ThatRemindsMeOfASong obligatory musical number]]: |
| 66 | -->'''Rosalie''': Sing? Did somebody say..."sing"?\ |
| 67 | '''Snob''': No, I said "Fuck you!" |
| 68 | ** He also comments that "You sang 'Unbreak My Heart'. What in the ''hell'' are you doing here?!" |
| 69 | * Also his bewilderment at the nature of the film's plot that he has to relay: |
| 70 | -->'''Snob''': It's their pillow Schluufy's birthday... '''[[ARareSentence That's a sentence I just said]]'''! |
| 71 | -->'''Snob''': He's[[note]]Lero Sombrero[[/note]] jealous that she's[[note]]Lola Sombrero[[/note]] gonna fuck a fish! '''[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer That's a thing that just happened]]'''! |
| 72 | * The Snob constantly mocking the "lessons" being relayed in the film. |
| 73 | -->'''Snob''': Remember, kids: if your balloon is stuck on top of the tallest tree, don't get an adult! Just climb the sucker yourself and let the balloon carry you safely down. What the hell kind of advice is ''that''? |
| 74 | -->'''Snob''': So you see kids, if you're allergic to something, just surround yourself with a lot of that product [[SarcasmMode and you'll be fine]]! It's okay to sit down, because you just ate a lot of peanuts that you're allergic to, and now you're ''dead''. |
| 75 | -->'''Snob''': Hear that, kids? Something stuck in a high place? Lean over at an angle that'll make you fall and die! |
| 76 | * All of the Snob's lines about how terrifying [[TheUnsmile Bobby Wobbly]] is. Especially funny (and [[NightmareFuel disturbing]]) because they're all ''[[AccidentalNightmareFuel completely true]]''. |
| 77 | -->'''Snob''': Time to get out of your seat and run, because Bobby Wobbly wants to wobble while ''[[GenuineHumanHide wearing your skin]]!'' |
| 78 | ** When Bobby invites the Oogieloves to join him for a wobble: |
| 79 | --->'''Snob:''' Kids, if someone says: "Join me for a wobble," just buy another balloon. |
| 80 | * Just after the Oogieloves retrieve all of their balloons, the Snob mimics J. Edgar telling them they brought the wrong balloons home just to pad the film's length even further. The Snob gets even more pissed off by what ''actually'' happens next: the Oogieloves themselves lose control of the balloons, only to bring them back down to earth by blowing them kisses. |
| 81 | -->'''Snob''': ''(with simmering TranquilFury)'' All you had to do... was blow kisses at them... and they would return home? And you could do that... this ''entire time?!'' |
| 82 | [[/folder]] |
| 83 | |
| 84 | [[folder:War Room]] |
| 85 | * Miss Clara bemoaning teenage boys with saggy pants. |
| 86 | -->'''Miss Clara:''' I'm tired of seeing all these young boys with sloppy hair and pants around their knees. A man wears his pants around his waist. |
| 87 | -->'''Snob:''' That's not how the line goes! The line goes [[Film/TheOogielovesInTheBigBalloonAdventure "Goofy Toofie, pick up your pants!"]] |
| 88 | ** Another CallBack: [[Film/FridayThe13thPartVIJasonLives "stab stab stab dead jail end credits"]]. |
| 89 | * "Miss Clara is basically a laugh-track character, in that everything she says can instantly be followed with a studio reaction." |
| 90 | -->'''Miss Clara:''' It's my sittin' room. |
| 91 | -->'''Elizabeth:''' Hm. What do you do in here? |
| 92 | -->'''Miss Clara:''' Mainly sit. |
| 93 | -->''(Audience laughs)'' |
| 94 | -->'''Miss Clara:''' Can't do nothin' with my phone but call folks. Must be a dumbphone. |
| 95 | -->''(Audience laughs)'' |
| 96 | -->'''Snob:''' ''(Fake laughs)'' Ugh, this makes ''Series/MamasFamily'' look like ''Series/{{Frasier}}''. |
| 97 | * At the end, Snob brings up how negative reviews of the film garnered backlash. One notable example being Matt Fagerholm's review on Rogerebert.com, where many of the commenters thought that [[Creator/RogerEbert Ebert]] had written it. |
| 98 | -->'''Snob:''' Mmm... yes. [[SarcasmMode I too thought that Roger's ghost was a little hard on that movie he didn't see.]] |
| 99 | ** In another case of mistaken identity, though this time likely for comedy, Snob agrees with a tweet saying that [[Creator/JamieFoxx Jamie Foxx]] should win an Oscar for his performance in ''War Room''. |
| 100 | --->'''Snob:''' It was like it wasn't even him! |
| 101 | ** "As the commenters on Rogerebert.com would say: "This review is the worst one, that I, [[WebVideo/NostalgiaCritic the Nostalgia Critic]] have done." |
| 102 | [[/folder]] |
| 103 | |
| 104 | [[folder:Second Glance]] |
| 105 | * [[InterruptingMeme "Hey Scotty!"]] |
| 106 | * Given two characters are named [[Webvideo/TheNostalgiaCritic Doug and Tamara]], Snob wonders why Malcolm is absent. |
| 107 | * After Scotty upsets one of his teachers for supposedly cheating on a test: |
| 108 | -->'''Snob''': Hope you're happy, Dan! You got suspended, and Mr. Melner hung himself that night! You were apparently his only hope! |
| 109 | * Snob trying to make sense out of the ItsAWonderfulPlot, particularly why Daniel not being a Christian would case such differences ("So only Christians help people?") and how Daniel barely cares how his sister doesn't exist anymore. |
| 110 | ** Especially how Daniel cares more that Alt!Scotty commited suicide than him erasing his sister from existence. |
| 111 | * At one point, two girls start fighting over Daniel, prompting Snob to compare his alt!life to an episode of ''Dynasty'', and then saying that even ''he'' wants to befriend him. And then one of the girls is (lying about being) pregnant: |
| 112 | -->'''Snob''': Oops... Nevermind. Dan is in a shitty [=MTV=] reality show. [[TakeThat I'll pass!]] |
| 113 | * After someone accuses Dan of being on drugs because he keeps assuming Alt!Scotty is still alive: |
| 114 | -->'''Snob''': He ''better be'' on drugs! [[CallBack Guardian angel? Drugs?]] I ''rarely'' get to break out the ''Wired'' poster! |
| 115 | * Snob's genuine terror over the overly-tense scene of Daniel getting Doug to come to a religious film screening. |
| 116 | -->'''Snob:''' This is a really fucking intense way to introduce Veggietales to someone! |
| 117 | ** Which he later recreates with his puppet, Snobby, with Snobby going fucking apeshit. |
| 118 | --->'''Snob''': Hey, Snobby! [[FlippingTheBird Right here, man.]] |
| 119 | * After hyping up the ending to the movie, we are treated to [[Film/Troll2 OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.]], prompting Snob to demand the ''real'' ending: |
| 120 | -->'''Daniel''': Hey, Scotty! [[Film/SilentNightDeadlyNightPart2 Garbage day]], man! |
| 121 | -->'''Snob''': Yeah-- wait, what? ...something seemed off about that... |
| 122 | -->'''Daniel''': Hey, Scotty! [[Film/MortalKombatAnnihilation Too bad you will die]], man! |
| 123 | -->'''Snob''': ''[gibberish]'' Wait, n-no, that's... Am I watching a different film? |
| 124 | -->'''Daniel''': Hey, Scotty! [[Film/ToughGuysDontDance Oh God, oh]] man! |
| 125 | -->'''Snob''': Oh, right, I'm not watching another film. ''I'm just a smartass.'' |
| 126 | [[/folder]] |
| 127 | |
| 128 | [[folder:If Footmen Tire You What Will Horses Do?]] |
| 129 | * "Estus Pirkle, despite having a name that sounds like the obvious villain on every episode of ''Series/InTheHeatOfTheNight'', was a Baptist minister from Mississippi. ''Shocking!''" |
| 130 | * "The movie being named after a [[Literature/TheBible Bible]] verse makes sense. I think John 11:35 pretty much sums up Jesus's review of all these films." Not only is [[GeniusBonus this verse "Jesus wept"]], this is said over Christ doing a FacePalm. |
| 131 | * "Judy Creech gets top billing as Judy, probably because being called a different name would be confusing. But at least she ''gets'' a name. The credits also make mention of a 'host of others too numerous to mention.' Sounds like some actors haven't acquired their SAG card!" |
| 132 | * "Let's hear it for the Locust Grove Baptist Church. It's much better than the Death of the Firstborn Baptist Church." |
| 133 | * "I think the fans of this film are gonna love it when angry talk radio becomes a thing!" |
| 134 | * "Pirkle's audience is mostly made up of ''[[ComicStrip/TheFarSide Far Side]]'' characters." |
| 135 | * After Pirkle's anti-Communism scare tactics: |
| 136 | -->'''Pirkle''': Do these things seem far-fetched to you? |
| 137 | -->'''Snob''': '''''[[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder YES]]!''''' |
| 138 | * |
| 139 | -->'''Pirkle''': We, too, will be on the same schedule of every Communist nation on earth. You will be at work by 5:00 in the morning. |
| 140 | -->'''Snob''': What? I gotta be at work at ''5 AM''? No one gets up that early! |
| 141 | * Snob's dig at the SpecialEffectsFailure: |
| 142 | -->'''Pirkle''': Had they yielded to the demands to become atheists and Communists, they could have lived. Yet, because they chose to remain steadfast to Jesus Christ, they had to be annihilated. |
| 143 | -->'''Snob''': I should apologize. I'm sorry for bringing back memories of all those kids in the 70s who were killed in Mississippi for believing in Jesus. |
| 144 | -->'''Pirkle''': If you try to interfere, they'll try to shoot you down like clay pigeons. |
| 145 | -->(''unconvincing footage of people being "shot"'') |
| 146 | -->'''Snob''': And that time all those people pretended to fall over from being shot when they were totally ''not'' shot. |
| 147 | * "Yep, sex education. Because teaching about the safe way to have sex is exactly the same as saying, 'hey kids, I want you all to fuck.'" |
| 148 | * Brad makes a CallBack to his review of ''Deception of a Generation'' when Pirkle talks about cartoons in his sermons. |
| 149 | -->'''Snob''': I have the feeling Gary and Phil from ''Deception of a Generation'' may be in this audience. Because next on the evil roster is cartoons. |
| 150 | -->'''Pirkle''': Have you seen these cartoons? Programs motivated to lead your child into crime, into sex, into murder? |
| 151 | -->'''Snob''': Okay, so maybe I felt like strangling someone after the premiere of ''WesternAnimation/TheBrothersGrunt''. But it wasn't because it was a cartoon, it was because [[TakeThat it was fucking awful]]! |
| 152 | * |
| 153 | -->'''Pirkle''': Magazines, newspaper, and television are all trying to make extramarital relations appear all right. |
| 154 | -->'''Snob''': Yes, because when it's on TV, that means they're saying the act is good. I saw a guy killed on an episode of ''Series/CriminalMinds'' the other night. [[InsaneTrollLogic That means the show is very pro-murder.]] |
| 155 | * On a fake WeInterruptThisProgram segment: |
| 156 | -->'''Newscaster''': We interrupt this program to bring you news bulletins from Washington, D.C. all over the wires. |
| 157 | -->'''Snob''': (''imitating Howard Cosell'') I may look like Howard Cosell, but I apologize for not doing a proper Cosell impression. |
| 158 | -->'''Newscaster''': Other bulletins coming from around the country say that the governors of several states have been killed. The governors of California, Texas, Arkansas, Louisiana... |
| 159 | -->'''Snob''': We're not sure of those governors' names. They were too numerous to mention. Much like the cast of this film. (''CallBack to opening credits'') |
| 160 | * The constant bafflement at the violence, earning comparisons to ''I Spit on Your Grave'' and ''Beware! Children at Play''. |
| 161 | --> "Next up in the movie..." (''footage of people being shot'') "I said, next up in--" (''footage of people being shot'') "As I was saying..." (''[[RuleOfThree footage of people being shot]]'') "Christ, movie! Stop killing people!" |
| 162 | * When the movie talks about "salt torture." |
| 163 | -->'''Pirkle''': In this torture, a man is kept away from water for two to three days, then salt poured into his mouth. He's made to endure unthinkable torture. |
| 164 | -->'''Snob''': Meh, it's like eating a bowl of the hot and sour soup from P. F. Chang's. You get used to it after a while. |
| 165 | * The best way to stop the spread of communism in 1970s USA is to...go to church a lot. |
| 166 | -->'''Pirkle''': We mustn't just come on Sunday morning, but on Sunday night as well. |
| 167 | -->'''Snob''': Bullshit! Sunday night's when ''WesternAnimation/BobsBurgers'' is on! |
| 168 | * Brad points out Pirkle's AccidentalInnuendo in his sermon. |
| 169 | -->'''Pirkle''': Will you come? |
| 170 | -->'''Snob''': Oh, I've already come. Twice. I get off on uniforms. |
| 171 | [[/folder]] |
| 172 | |
| 173 | [[folder:Death Wish II]] |
| 174 | * The Snob saying that nothing happened is Bronson speech for he "let a man he cornered in an alley live". |
| 175 | * When the Snob talks of how Kersey's daughter ultimately meets her demise. |
| 176 | -->'''Snob:''' And given how the character of Carol went through an unspeakable horror in the first film, I'm sure this movie will treat her with the utmost respect. |
| 177 | -->''(Carol jumps through a window and lands on a metal fence)'' |
| 178 | -->'''Snob:''' See? I'm sure she died a quick death, being '''impaled on a fence!''' |
| 179 | * After revealing that the movie lost to ''Film/{{Inchon}}'' at the Stinker's Bad Movie Awards: |
| 180 | -->'''Snob''': Huh... [[TakeThat So somebody actually ''[[TakeThat has]]'' [[TakeThat seen]] ''Film/{{Inchon}}''[[TakeThat ...]]]] |
| 181 | * The Snob snarks on quite a few of the more ridiculous moments throughout the review. |
| 182 | -->'''Snob:''' Why the hell is that guy going to heaven?! |
| 183 | -->'''Snob:''' And then Bronson shot him for public drunkiness...and for not sharing. |
| 184 | -->'''Snob:''' DUCT TAPE!! |
| 185 | -->'''Snob:''' Then it's settled! Eighties's boomboxes, while gigantic, are not big enough to stop a bullet! |
| 186 | * Detective Ochoa's demise also brings a few chuckles. |
| 187 | -->'''Snob:''' They better have a good reason for bringing Ochoa back for this. |
| 188 | -->''(Ochoa gets shot repeatedly during a gunfight)'' |
| 189 | -->'''Snob:''' And immediately killing him off '''isn't''' a good reason! |
| 190 | * The close-up on Snob's mouth as he exaggerates the enunciation of "PCP". |
| 191 | [[/folder]] |
| 192 | |
| 193 | [[folder:Superman IV: The Quest for Peace]] |
| 194 | * After providing the backstory, which involves footage being cut to be possibly featured in a fifth movie: |
| 195 | -->'''Snob''': So how did ''Superman IV'' turn out? I'm reviewing it on this show! [[ForegoneConclusion How do you think it turned out?]] |
| 196 | * Two {{Running Gag}}s, regarding how cheap everything is/looks (but Snob concedes that the palpability of the practical effects is better than most CG) and some things look like sex toys. |
| 197 | * Superman's speech at the United Nations is reimagined. |
| 198 | -->'''"Superman"''': [[Film/{{Friday}} What we call drugs at the 74th Street Baptist Church, we call a sinny sin sin...]] |
| 199 | * The Snob's annoyance at Jon Cryer, to the point that once Nuclear Man abuses him, he is called "the real hero of the movie". |
| 200 | * Superman delivers Lex Luthor to prison, and comments "See you in 20." Snob then says "[[Film/SupermanReturns Actually 19]], where Superman will be played by Christopher Reeve's clone and Lois Lane be played by a thirteen-year-old". |
| 201 | * Snob's {{Pun}}-based analogy [[{{Feghoot}} at the end of the review]]: |
| 202 | -->'''Snob''': But, you know, the movie serves its purpose in letting people debate [[CavemenVsAstronautsDebate which is the better Superman film]]: ''[[Film/SupermanIVTheQuestForPeace Superman IV]]'' or ''Film/ManOfSteel''. And ''Man of Steel'' fans can say "Only an idiot would think ''Superman IV'' is the better movie!", and ''Superman IV'' defenders can ''always'' respond with "Yeah, well, at least ''Superman IV'' [[StealthPun is [[Creator/TheCannonGroup canon]]]]." (shit eating grin) |
| 203 | [[/folder]] |
| 204 | |
| 205 | [[folder:Turkish Batman]] |
| 206 | * Noticing he [[StealthPun unwillingly]] made [[Film/BatmanAndRobin a cold-related pun]] when discussing his search for a bad Batman movie, before angrily shouting "'''God-dammit!'''" |
| 207 | * It's a Turkish movie, thus Snob is ready for borrowed music showing up without shame. What he apparently ''didn't'' expect was that it would be mostly from ''Film/OnHerMajestysSecretService'',[[note]]''OHMSS'' is Brad Jones' favorite James Bond movie in real life.[[/note]] which makes Snob angrily rage about picking the wrong James Bond poster to put in the background (he had one of ''Film/{{Octopussy}}''). When the video cuts back to him, the poster has changed to ''OHMSS''. |
| 208 | * Going by the James Bond theme, Snob notes that besides the music, the movie resembles more a James Bond movie rather than Batman (even the villain resembles Blofeld, complete with RightHandCat), so ultimately Snob concludes the [[http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gZEKCBxNWlY/S0YGAHzbxqI/AAAAAAAABO0/GLLFrOgo9Bk/s1600/ALTIN_COCUK__full-Cover.jpg Turkish James Bond]] must be "a lot like a Batman movie". |
| 209 | * "Still sexier than ''Batpussy''!" |
| 210 | * An annoying dog in the neighborhood leads Snob to bark back in return! |
| 211 | [[/folder]] |
| 212 | |
| 213 | [[folder:Wonder Woman (1974)]] |
| 214 | * The intro: |
| 215 | -->'''Snob:''' I am a man of my word, ladies and gentlemen; with ''Film/{{Batman v Superman|DawnOfJustice}}'' (with special appereance by Wonder Woman) coming out later this month, you bet your ass I'm gonna review a movie featuring ''[[BaitAndSwitch Spider-Man]]''! Just kidding... although Spider-Man has about as much in common with this film as Wonder Woman. |
| 216 | * The RunningGag on [[UnintentionalPeriodPiece how '70s the thing is]]. |
| 217 | -->'''Snob:''' ''[after hearing the very 70s music over the [[https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/saulbasswarnerlogo.jpg 70s Warner Bros. logo]]]'' Why even put the Warner logo up there? That should have just said: '''"TheSeventies!"''' ''[shows a word mash of 70s slang]'' That intro was more 70s than Andy Gibbs snorting cocaine off Evelyn "Champagne" King's back, while being photographed by Creator/AndyWarhol in Studio 54, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking with all parts being reenacted by King Harvest!]] |
| 218 | * This: |
| 219 | -->'''Snob:''' Good thing her identity is still a secret.\ |
| 220 | '''Mook:''' ''[over the phone]'' Wonder Woman. She's here.\ |
| 221 | '''Snob:''' ...or not! I don't know who hides their identity worse, Wonder Woman or Turkish Batman?! |
| 222 | * Snob's comments on George, TheDragon who pursues Diana romantically: |
| 223 | -->'''Snob:''' ''[while Geroge is on a dinner with Diana with a purple tuxedo]'' ...although he really shouldn't have gone with the [[Film/DumbAndDumber Lloyd Christmas]] line of tuxedos... |
| 224 | |
| 225 | -->'''Snob:''' It's like Peter Coyote mated with the Road Runner... |
| 226 | * When the first commercial break in the pilot appears, revealing it to be an {{Idiosyncratic Wipe|s}} made out of red, white, and blue lines. |
| 227 | -->'''Snob:''' We interrupt this program to bring you: America. |
| 228 | * The RunningGag of it being obvious that the BigBad is played by Ricardo Montalban despite his face being obscured, from his mannerisms to his voice. |
| 229 | -->'''Snob:''' The only way Ricardo's reveal is going to be a twist is if he turns out to be [[Series/FantasyIsland Hervé Villechaize]]. |
| 230 | * When Steve Trevor gets sent a donkey: |
| 231 | -->'''Snob:''' Okay, whoever sent that is an [[{{Pun}} ass]]. |
| 232 | * After having already noted the differences between this Wonder Woman and the character's classic interpretation at the beginning, the Snob finds one last change. |
| 233 | -->'''Snob:''' Halfway through this film and Wonder Woman has not appeared in costume yet.\ |
| 234 | ''[Wonder Woman appears wearing [[https://i.pinimg.com/originals/73/82/fc/7382fcfa274969349c0d4686574a1c61.jpg this]]]''\ |
| 235 | '''Snob:''' Oh yeah, that's why. ''What kind of Wonder Woman costume is that?!'' That's not a Wonder Woman costume, she just won the Olympic bronze in tennis! |
| 236 | * After yet another costume change, Snob nicknames George "Franchise/IndianaJones: [[Film/AceVenturaPetDetective Pet Detective]]." |
| 237 | * Snob's "Holy shit it's [completely different but related person]" joke reaches ViewersAreGeniuses levels when Ricardo Montalban is ''finally'' revealed, given that Montalban and the guy mentioned played the [[Film/StarTrekIITheWrathOfKhan same]] [[Film/StarTrekIntoDarkness character]]. |
| 238 | -->'''Snob:''' Holy shit it's Creator/BenedictCumberbatch! |
| 239 | * When Wonder Women tries to flee with the villains' loot but is stopped. |
| 240 | -->'''George:''' Now put those sadddlebags and that box on the floor.\ |
| 241 | '''Snob:''' Oh well, [[MistakenForMisogynist that was sexist]]. |
| 242 | * When Ricardo Montalban's character is captured. |
| 243 | -->'''Abner Smith:''' Wonder Woman, I love you.\ |
| 244 | '''Snob:''' I love you too, [[Series/TheGeorgeLopezShow Zach Powers]]. |
| 245 | * When Snob discovers that ABC said that the ratings for the TV movie pilot were "respectable but not exactly ''wondrous''." |
| 246 | -->'''Snob:''' What? [[ComplexityAddiction Did you just make this movie just so you can make that ridiculous pun?!]] |
| 247 | [[/folder]] |
| 248 | |
| 249 | [[folder:God's Not Dead]] |
| 250 | * Before the review even begins, the Snob devolves into [[{{Angrish}} incoherent rage.]] |
| 251 | * "This movie is directed by some guy named Kronk. Figures it was made by someone who [[WesternAnimation/TheEmperorsNewGroove speaks squirrel!]]" |
| 252 | * Again Snob has nothing but pure hatred, snarking about the {{padding}}, {{anvilicious}} bias, and [[EightDeadlyWords characters that don't give any reason for us to care]]. |
| 253 | * Snob tries for an AlternateCharacterInterpretation of the professor being a vampire rather than an atheist, hence why he hates crucifixes. |
| 254 | * The main character is named [[Creator/JossWhedon Josh Wheaton]]. Snob ensures to call him [[Creator/BryanSinger Ryan Singer]], [[Creator/ZackSnyder Jack Snyder]], [[Creator/JJAbrams J.K. Abrams]], and [[Creator/GuillermoDelToro Guillermo Del Toto]] throughout the review. |
| 255 | * Before the ending concert, Snob tries to remain optimistic and decides to [[TemptingFate give the performing band a chance]]. Not even two seconds of their song plays and he goes: |
| 256 | -->'''Snob''': Sucks! |
| 257 | * "He and his dad are very close. [[ArtisticLicenseLinguistics One speaks Cantonese, and the other speaks Mandarin.]]" |
| 258 | [[/folder]] |
| 259 | |
| 260 | [[folder:Oh! Heavenly Dog]] |
| 261 | * Tequila's voice is added, of course. With the bonus of Snob saying "it's the dog from Halloween 5!" |
| 262 | * Snob's bafflement at both the UncertainAudience and the implications of bestiality. |
| 263 | * Since the film is perpetually overcast or thunderous, Snob assumes that God is trying to stop the movie. |
| 264 | [[/folder]] |
| 265 | |
| 266 | [[folder:Going Bananas]] |
| 267 | * The opening. |
| 268 | -->'''Snob:''' Ever wonder what ''Nukie'' would be like if it didn't have Nukie in it? Spoiler alert: it's still fucking terrible! |
| 269 | * "Menahem Golem wanted [[Film/EveryWhichWayButLoose Clyde]] in the movie, and pitched the movie to the orangutan himself! Oh, to be a fly on the wall that surreal conversation!" |
| 270 | * The RunningGag on how "Bonzo" frequently creeps Snob out. Highlights includes "That monkey's a sex offender!" and: |
| 271 | -->'''Snob:''' [[TemptingFate There's no way this can get any worse!]]\ |
| 272 | '''Bonzo''': Banana! \ |
| 273 | '''Snob''': WHAT THE FUCK?! |
| 274 | * [[EnragedByIdiocy "Talking monkeys can't fly planes..."]] |
| 275 | ** "I said, talking monkeys can't fly planes. WHY WON'T THIS MOVIE LISTEN TO ME?" |
| 276 | * The bluntest use of the "and then they bang" gag ever: |
| 277 | -->'''Drugged Dom Delouise:''' [[AccidentalInnuendo Drill me, doc.]] |
| 278 | -->'''Snob:''' And then the doctor FUCKED him! |
| 279 | [[/folder]] |
| 280 | |
| 281 | [[folder:Second Glance]] |
| 282 | * Since the main character's name is Doug and his love interest is named Tamara, the Snob gets offended that there's no Malcolm in the movie to complete the reference to the ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'' actors. |
| 283 | [[/folder]] |
| 284 | |
| 285 | [[folder:The Pretender]] |
| 286 | * [[InnocentInnuendo "If you're gonna come to Jesus, better come all the way!"]] |
| 287 | ** Doesn't help that the characters keep repeating this phrase. By the third time they say this, the Snob is reduced to nervous giggles. "Stop saying that!" |
| 288 | * Snob concluding [[HoYay the guy has better chemistry with his friend than with the girl]]. |
| 289 | [[/folder]] |
| 290 | |
| 291 | [[folder:Crime of the Age]] |
| 292 | * "Move over, Creator/AgathaChristie... Okay, I can't even say that with a straight face. This is the worst mystery movie EVER MADE!" |
| 293 | ** The titular "Crime of the Age" itself. A misplaced book. A misplaced book at a Christian youth camp. Despite being such a mundane issue, ''everyone'' takes the thing seriously, save for the camp's lifeguard who realizes the absurdity of the situation. |
| 294 | * Again he's barking at the neighborhood dog. |
| 295 | * When the detective figures out a plan to expose the true culprit... |
| 296 | -->'''Detective:''' ...that's it. |
| 297 | -->'''Snob:''' ''[Angrily]'' '''''[[https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/dab55dde-26ed-450b-8197-5673eecdc11a THAT'S]]'' [[Film/WhoFramedRogerRabbit the connection!]]''' |
| 298 | [[/folder]] |
| 299 | |
| 300 | [[folder:Captain America (1990)]] |
| 301 | * Matt Salinger will apparently use the Super Soldier process to [[Film/RevengeOfTheNerds join Alpha Beta and bully some nerds in drag]]. |
| 302 | * Psyche Hitler earns [[Film/IndianaJonesAndTheLastCrusade "Is that how they all say goodbye in Germany? Then I prefer the Austrian way..."]] |
| 303 | * When Red Skull reveals that his plan for the rocket he tied Captain America to is for it to crash in the White House, killing both Cap and President Roosevelt. |
| 304 | -->'''Snob:''' Little does he know that will improve Roosevelt and turn him into his own superhero, ''Film/MrNoLegs''! |
| 305 | * "Can't wait for the post-credits scene, where Nick Fury tells him there will be no sequel!" |
| 306 | [[/folder]] |
| 307 | |
| 308 | [[folder:Friday the 13th, Part VII: The New Blood]] |
| 309 | * The RunningGag on how the film's violence was neutered. |
| 310 | -->"The real killer of this movie isn't Jason, but the MPAA!" |
| 311 | * To no one's surprise, "[[CallBack Jail...]]" returns (to the point the movie's actual ending makes Snob miss it). |
| 312 | * "What's with Crystal Lake and not cleaning bodies out of the water?" |
| 313 | * "[In the next movie], [[Film/FridayThe13thPartVIIIJasonTakesManhattan Jason totally takes Manhattan!]] [[NonIndicativeName Kinda... sorta... not really...]]" |
| 314 | [[/folder]] |
| 315 | |
| 316 | [[folder:3 Dev Adam]] |
| 317 | * "It's a movie with Spider-Man fighting Captain America! I clearly chose it to fit that new release, ''Film/TheNiceGuys''!" |
| 318 | [[/folder]] |
| 319 | |
| 320 | [[folder:Power Pack]] |
| 321 | * The bootleg cover with literal WolverinePublicity. |
| 322 | -->"Hey, does anyone wanna watch Comicbook/{{Wolverine}} and Comicbook/PowerPack reenact ''Film/MrNanny''? Or is that ''Don't Tell Mama That Cyclops Is Dead''?" |
| 323 | * "Honey, someone tried flushing the kids again..." |
| 324 | [[/folder]] |
| 325 | |
| 326 | [[folder:Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles]] |
| 327 | * Snob shows his box of ''Las Tortugas Pinja'' is empty, concluding "someone who purchases a DVD player at a pawn shop is gonna get surprised when they put that to play!". |
| 328 | * "They're Jewish now? Everyone is gonna go mad about it! They know the Turtles are alien Protestants!" |
| 329 | * "Why am I doing an Old vs. New on Ninja Turtles pornos?!" |
| 330 | * [[SelfDeprecation "I am a 34-year old who gets paid to watch turtles get a handjob!"]] |
| 331 | [[/folder]] |
| 332 | |
| 333 | [[folder:The Slumber Party Massacre]] |
| 334 | * The opening, with angry ramblings at ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesOutOfTheShadows''. Then one of the film's stars, Tyler Perry, starts giving a ShoutOut to The Cinema Snob. Snob soon starts praising the movie and puts on the Ninja Turtles mask he got in the midnight screening. |
| 335 | [[/folder]] |
| 336 | |
| 337 | [[folder:Satan Bite the Dust]] |
| 338 | * This music video is just plain absurd, as summed up by this quote: |
| 339 | -->"'Authorized and deputized to blow you clean away'? I am watching a Christian music video here, not Comicbook/ThePunisher!" |
| 340 | [[/folder]] |
| 341 | |
| 342 | [[folder:Slumber Party Massacre II]] |
| 343 | * Snob's constant bafflement at how weird and unlike the original this sequel is. |
| 344 | * Twice Snob pulls out a VHS tape of ''The Myth of Safe Sex''. |
| 345 | * The WaxingLyrical killer says "I can't get no! Satisfaction..." and the Snob does a barrage of Rolling Stones references. |
| 346 | * The ending, where three ''Film/IndependenceDay''-related films are offered for Patreon users to choose for the next episode. |
| 347 | -->"Whichever wins, ''I fucking lose''!" |
| 348 | ** When going over the parody film titles: ''Independence Daysaster'' ("'Cause that's a fucking word!") and ''Inrearendence Day'' ("That one, however, ''totally'' a word.") |
| 349 | [[/folder]] |
| 350 | |
| 351 | [[folder:Independence Day (1983)]] |
| 352 | * The Snob opens the review absolutely ''dumbfounded'' that, given a choice between an Asylum film, a porn parody, and an obscure romance movie, his Patreon chose ''the romance movie''. |
| 353 | -->So basically, Patreon subscribers paid hard-earned money to be ''bored!'' |
| 354 | ** He adds that [[WrongGenreSavvy the line of thought among voters]] seemed to be "this movie looks like a ''Moment by Moment'' / ''Endless Love'' kind", prompting Snob to ask if the viewers have become so cynical they expect every romance to be a train wreck. |
| 355 | --->You coulda just asked me! The answer is [[BigNo NO]]! |
| 356 | * Given the movie stars a girl who wants to be a photographer: "Oh, so you'll become the most beloved person in California... the paparazzi!" |
| 357 | * After viewing a particularly cringeworthy scene: |
| 358 | -->'''Snob''': How am I supposed to react to this?! This is more awkward than Lloyd watching his old racist cartoons. |
| 359 | -->''(cut to Lloyd intently watching the infamous [[EthnicScrappy Shun Gon]] clip from ''WesternAnimation/TheAristocats'')'' |
| 360 | -->'''Snob''': He should really be more offended by that! |
| 361 | * The plot takes a turn towards the depressing. Thus Snob has reactions such as "Good choice, internet!" and "The ''Independence Day'' porn lost, and I still feel like I've been fucked". |
| 362 | * Snob's reaction to Dianne Wiest's character blowing up the house? |
| 363 | -->'''Snob''': Looks like ''Film/TheGodfather'' if Talia Shire ''blew up'' both her and her husband! Now how's he supposed to take over the ''entire'' human race?! [[LampshadeHanging Cliff DeYoung was in]] ''Film/ShockTreatment''. |
| 364 | [[/folder]] |
| 365 | |
| 366 | [[folder:Tarzan, the Ape Man]] |
| 367 | * The intro where Snob notes ''Film/TheLegendOfTarzan'' could not beat ''WesternAnimation/FindingDory'' at the box office, "so why the hell am I watching another John Derek movie?!" |
| 368 | * The RunningGag about John Derek using the film to announce he has a massive penis. |
| 369 | * When Tarzan finally shows up, Baltimora's "Tarzan Boy" is played over the scene. |
| 370 | -->'''Snob:''' What a waste of Baltimora! |
| 371 | * When Snob goes on to name Tarzan's actor's (Miles O'Keeffe) other roles, posters for O'Keeffe's films ''Ator the Invincible'' and ''Inglorious Bastards 2: Hell Heroes'' (no related to [[Film/InglouriousBasterds that other film]]) are shown, only for Snob to refer to them as ''Film/{{Conan the Barbarian|1982}}'' and ''Film/KellysHeroes'', as the posters clearly seem to copy those movies' posters. |
| 372 | * When Jane's father says that he wants to stuff and mount Tarzan on his wall, Snob immediately assumes that he wants to fuck him. And later, when Jane starts caressing Tarzan, Snob says that she wants to stuff and mount Tarzan on her wall. |
| 373 | * When a python appears and ensnares Jane: |
| 374 | -->'''Snob:''' I was wrong about John [Derek] making a cameo; there's his dick! |
| 375 | * When Tarzan grabs Jane and drags her to a river: |
| 376 | -->'''Snob:''' And she drowned. Just kidding, she probably used his dick as a snorkel. |
| 377 | * The RunningGag about how, for all its faults, this movie filmed with real animals, whereas ''The Legend of Tarzan'' used CGI, leading to this rant when Tarzan is picked up by an elephant. |
| 378 | -->'''Snob:''' Hey look, something that you'll never seen in a modern movie again: An elephant carrying around a man. And it looks like an elephant carrying around a man because ''it is''. John Derek is better at directing animals than directing people! And let this be a lesson Hollywood: ''John Derek'' could direct movies with real animals. ''John is showing up your modern-day special effects.'' |
| 379 | * Creator/BoDerek's Jane notes that "I never touched a man before". Given [[ShamelessFanserviceGirl the way she has presented herself through the whole movie]], the Snob's response is a simple "HA!" |
| 380 | * This dialogue: |
| 381 | -->'''Jane:''' James Parker, you were wrong! I'm still a virgin.\ |
| 382 | '''Snob:''' Is this often a debate you have with your father, whether or not you you're losing your virginity?\ |
| 383 | '''Jane:''' Now I don't know whether that's good... or bad.\ |
| 384 | '''Snob:''' ''[slightly dumbfounded]'' Beats the fuck out of me. But you are '''''SO'' NOT A VIRGIN!!!''' |
| 385 | * Snob refering to the natives who kidnapped Jane and her father as a "a gang of multicolored Creator/{{Yul Brynner}}s" (as they were bald) and "[[Film/TheGreenInferno The Lame Inferno]]". |
| 386 | * Again there is a viewer's choice poll for a episode made in anticipation of ''Film/Ghostbusters2016'' between a ''[[WesternAnimation/FilmationsGhostbusters The Ghost Busters]]'' episode, a porn parody titled ''This Ain't Ghostbusters'', and a movie called ''Ghost Fever''. So Snob tells the viewers to not repeat what happened when given a choice for a episode made in anticipation of ''Film/IndependenceDayResurgence'': Between an ''Independence Day''-esque Asylum film, a porn parody, and an obscure romance movie [[SimilarlyNamedWorks also titled]] ''Independence Day'', the ''romance movie'' won. |
| 387 | -->'''Snob:''' And if you didn't vote last time assuming the porno spoof was gonna win... Don't do that again! You might end with Dianne Wiest blowing herself up! |
| 388 | [[/folder]] |
| 389 | |
| 390 | [[folder:Ghost Fever]] |
| 391 | * Concerning the poll, it turns out the porno spoof didn't win again, which Snob believes happened because the viewers thought ''This Ain't Ghostbusters'' [[TakeThat was just a collection of comments saying that about]] ''Film/Ghostbusters2016''. |
| 392 | -->'''Snob:''' So what we're left with is a little film called ''Ghost Fever''. Let's take a look at a clip! (cut to Dianne Wiest blowing up the house in ''Independence Day'') Oh, goddamn it! Dianne West needs to stop blowing herself up in '80s movies! |
| 393 | [[/folder]] |
| 394 | |
| 395 | [[folder:Sex Trek]] |
| 396 | * In a CallBack to the ''[=ID83=]'' review, Snob pretends he did another Patreon poll for this week's video. The results? |
| 397 | -->'''Snob''': Well, the results of ''this week's'' Patreon poll are in, and between ''Sex Trek'' [[ButThouMust and]] ''Sex Trek'', the winner is- fucking ''Windy City''?! How in the hell did ''that'' happen?! |
| 398 | [[/folder]] |
| 399 | |
| 400 | [[folder:Strokémon]] |
| 401 | * The Snob opens up the review by complaining about his introduction to the franchise: people sneaking into his house to play ''VideoGame/PokemonGo''. |
| 402 | * The Snob questions whether he's the right person to review the movie since he's never played the Pokemon games or seen the TV Show. |
| 403 | --> "Then again, it does have a [[RuleThirtyFour fucked up looking creature getting pounded]], so maybe I ''AM'' the right person!" |
| 404 | * When the Snob starts to introduce the movie, he catches his first glimpse of [[NightmareFuel "Dikachu".]] |
| 405 | -->"''Strokémon''... good fucking lord! What the fuck is that thing?! It's nice to see what the Cheerios Honey Bee looks like after his addiction to meth!" |
| 406 | * Him loudly proclaiming: "This is a sad story!" after the above quote. |
| 407 | * During the opening credits, upon seeing the Ash Ketchum knock-off is named "Gash": |
| 408 | -->"Thanks for reminding me of a ''bloody open wound in my skin'' before your porno!" |
| 409 | * When Gash refuses to whip out his Dikachu in public: |
| 410 | -->"You're talking to someone named "Fisty". Why are you acting like you have shame?" |
| 411 | * And then Dikachu forces a weird RelaxOVision: a guy badly singing some Music/MeatLoaf (which, given [[EpicRocking his usual song length]], has Snob pointing that it generated "more footage than ''Strokémon'' in its entirety"). |
| 412 | -->"[[SarcasmMode Meat Loaf would be very proud of you]] [the drunk guy]." |
| 413 | ** His facial expression when he introduces the drunk guy. |
| 414 | * After being confounded by the porno version of Team Rocket, a voice tries to correct the Snob. |
| 415 | -->'''Voice''': ACTUALLY...! |
| 416 | -->'''Snob''': You are insane if you think I give a shit about the end of that sentence! |
| 417 | [[/folder]] |
| 418 | |
| 419 | [[folder:A Talking Cat!?!]] |
| 420 | * The Snob starts the review dumbfounded that a film like ''Film/{{Nine Lives|2016}}'' can exist in 2016, thus making it relevant again for him to talk about ''A Talking Cat!?!'' even though [=JonTron=], The Nostalgia Critic and Obscurus Lupa all beat him to the punch. |
| 421 | * "'A Spruced-Up House!?!' That title doesn't have the same ring to it..." |
| 422 | * The Snob continually points out the film's bizarre obsessions with water and cheese puffs. |
| 423 | * During the awkward bonding scene between Chris and Frannie, Duffy's thoughts are dubbed with a line from ''Tequila & Bonetti'', but the Snob demands that they use the voice of the gay cat from ''Oh! Heavenly Dog'' instead...and then says that neither voice is good enough to save the movie. |
| 424 | * When Tina acts surprised when Duffy starts talking, the Snob tells her she's doing it wrong. |
| 425 | -->'''Snob:''' No, I'm the one who's supposed to be saying "Wh-wh-wha...huh?" You're supposed to be saying, "[[TitleDrop A talking cat!?!]]" |
| 426 | * "[[{{Sequelitis}} The more the]] ''Franchise/{{Saw}}'' [[{{Sequelitis}} movies went on]], the more Jigsaw's rules got really stupid." |
| 427 | [[/folder]] |
| 428 | |
| 429 | [[folder:Bushwhacked]] |
| 430 | * The Snob thinks he's obtained a copy of the new ''Film/{{Suicide Squad|2016}}'', when really it's a crappy 1935 black and white movie also called [[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0027057/?ref_=nv_sr_2 Suicide Squad.]] |
| 431 | * Every time there's a horrible or unfunny joke, a "BUSH! WHACKED!" stinger appears. And Snob continues to make fun of that, stating that the people who "seen" the film didn't have Bushwhacked "fever". |
| 432 | ** Snob uses his own fake "Bushwhacked" stingers at two points in the review: once when two boy Ranger Scouts tell the only girl she's not allowed to join because it's for "boys only", leading Snob to note that "at least she's not trying to be a Film/{{Ghostbuster|s2016}}" ("[[DudeNotFunny Too Far!]]"); and later at the one-hour mark of the movie, when he says he isn't allowed to give a final review until he sees the whole thing ("Topical!") |
| 433 | * During the opening moments of the film, it parodies the walk from ''Film/SaturdayNightFever'' with Max walking down a sidewalk. Snob's [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe reaction]] has him wondering if he should watch ''Film/{{Virtuosity}}'', seeing it was also on the newspaper's TV listing, only for a scene that has SID 6.7 doing the exact same thing. |
| 434 | -->'''Snob:''' THE FUCK!? The hell is with 1995 and their ''Saturday Night Fever'' references?! |
| 435 | * When one of the campers refers to Max as "Film/MadMax Grabelski": |
| 436 | -->'''Snob:''' I remember ''Film/MadMaxBeyondThunderdome'' being too kid-friendly, but this is ridiculous! |
| 437 | [[/folder]] |
| 438 | |
| 439 | [[folder:The Buttercream Gang]] |
| 440 | * The Cinema Snob noting how odd it is that he owns this film on both DVD and VHS. Then it turns out the movie in the VHS box is ''Film/{{Hoosiers}}''. And it's clearly not a fake gag, because the tape's label is for the same company that released ''The Buttercream Gang''. |
| 441 | * The Snob pointing out how porny the movie's title sounds, as well as the [[HoYay unintentional gay subtext]] throughout it. |
| 442 | -->''[Pete takes off his shirt and jumps into a lake with Scott]'' |
| 443 | -->'''Snob:''' And then they bang. ''Hard.'' |
| 444 | * When The Buttercream gang rescue an old woman who fell down, Snob interprets her being on the ground and the place being trashed as a sign that she was murdered by [[Film/OldFashioned Clay Walsh]]. |
| 445 | -->'''Snob:''' And I think I ''know'' who killed her.\ |
| 446 | '''Clay:''' Finally, I thought the old bag would never kick off. |
| 447 | * The gang refuses to get into a fight with Pete after church, because God sees everything in advance. |
| 448 | -->'''Snob:''' That's why you're not fighting? You're afraid God will tattle on you?! |
| 449 | * The store owner decides to give Pete exactly what he wants [[InsaneTrollLogic so that Pete isn't technically robbing him.]] [[IdiotBall Everyone goes along with this idea.]] |
| 450 | -->'''Snob:''' Is this movie going to end with Pete becoming the mayor? |
| 451 | [[/folder]] |
| 452 | |
| 453 | [[folder:The Burning Hell]] |
| 454 | * The poster in the background sometimes changes depending on the film's subject matter or characters. The poster for this one? ''Easy Rider''. It's a subtle gag, but a good one. |
| 455 | * The intro: |
| 456 | -->'''Snob''': Time to venture back into the world of Estus Pirkle. Don't remember Estus Pirkle? He's the guy who, once you hear his name, you think to yourself, "Mm, yeah, that ''does'' sound like the name of a fire and brimstone preacher from Mississippi." And he's the only one who was brave enough to show us the Communist takeover of America. |
| 457 | -->(''clip from'' Film/IfFootmenTireYouWhatWillHorsesDo ''which shows a kid getting decapitated by a Communist'') |
| 458 | -->'''Snob''': And never again did loud children cause a distraction in a movie theater. God bless you, Commies. |
| 459 | * He calls the director, Ron Ormond, "former exploitation director turned [[ShapedLikeItself exploitation director]]". |
| 460 | * Right after that, he gives a CallBack to an AccidentalInnuendo from ''If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?'': |
| 461 | -->'''Pirkle''': Will you come? Will you come? [[RuleOfThree Will you come?]] |
| 462 | -->'''Snob''': Oh yeah, and it'll also make you cum! ''Several'' times! |
| 463 | * (''from the movie poster'') "'20,000 degrees Fahrenheit and not a drop of water?' Oh, so it's filmed in Springfield, Illinois in August? I can relate to this." |
| 464 | * (''on the opening scene, which features several people singing'') "Hmm. Nice to see it picks up where ''[[Film/TheWickerMan1973 Wicker Man]]'' left off! My God, if Ted Bundy, John Gacy, and Jeffrey Dahmer showed up at my door to pitch me Amway, I ''still'' wouldn't be as creeped out as I am watching these people sing to me." |
| 465 | * After pointing out that Estus' son, Greg, is in the movie and would later run for Congress, he cuts to one of Greg's political ads: |
| 466 | -->'''Greg Pirkle''': I'm Greg Pirkle. I have to tell you that I'm Greg Pirkle and that I approve this message [[InsaneTrollLogic because of some ridiculous rule set by other bureaucrats in D.C.]] |
| 467 | -->'''Snob''': ''Oh my God''. It's so someone can't last-minute slander you and so you can be held accountable for your words, you dumb stupid fuck. And this guy is a ''lawyer''! '''Seriously!''' |
| 468 | * "Our opening ministry is from, I shit you not, a man named Robert G. Lee. Because his name being Stonewall Johnson wouldn't be Southern enough. He looks like if Series/{{Matlock}} decided to sell [[Film/HalloweenIIISeasonOfTheWitch Silver Shamrock masks]]. And he also sounds drunk!" (''cut to a montage of Lee talking'') "If he's going to Hell, he's going to Hell sloshed off his ass in a bed of underaged hookers!" |
| 469 | * "As it says in the Book of Numbers, [[WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}} 'Arabian Nights are like Arabian Days']]". |
| 470 | * When the actors who play Korah, Dathan, Abiram are shown to be white guys, Snob snides that it's more like "the adventures of Steve, Larry, and Bill". |
| 471 | * Who is playing Moses? Santa Christ! |
| 472 | * After a scene where Moses causes an earthquake: |
| 473 | -->'''Estus''': Does that shock you? |
| 474 | -->'''Snob''': No. You don't get to be played by Creator/CharltonHeston without being a bad motherfucker. |
| 475 | * Snob mocks some TotallyRadical dialogue: |
| 476 | -->'''Snob''': How does ''this'' movie think that young people talk? |
| 477 | -->'''Character''': Like, man, we come to talk to you about ''Jeeeeeesus''. Hmm. Well, that's heavy. Like, our church is new, ya dig? It's the ''new'' thing. |
| 478 | -->'''Snob''': Far out. Get down with the get down, ya jive-talkin' boogie-oogie-oogie groovy man! |
| 479 | * "God, this place makes the town in ''Buttercream Gang'' look like Compton!" |
| 480 | * "The whole congregation is wearing an entire Goodwill clothing store." |
| 481 | * (''after Pirkle's discussion of Hell hard-cuts to a man on a motorcycle'') "Mm, yes, motorcycle riding. A one-way ticket to Hell quicker than pedophilia!" |
| 482 | * "And since we're post-''Footmen'', we gotta ask ourselves: when is the blood and guts gonna show up in this Christian film?" |
| 483 | * When Pirkle describes Hell: |
| 484 | -->'''Pirkle''': There will be no TV programs to watch or movies to go see. There will be no cookouts to enjoy or sunsets to watch together. |
| 485 | -->'''Snob''': Oh, you mean in Hell, I don't get to watch movies like ''The Burning Hell''? That doesn't sound like Hell to me, it sounds like Heaven! |
| 486 | * Pointing out that a side character looks like [[WesternAnimation/ScoobyDooWhereAreYou Shaggy]]: |
| 487 | -->'''Snob''': (''as Shaggy'') Like zoinks, Scoob! He's talkin' about H-E-double hockey sticks! And I'm not one for ice skating! |
| 488 | * "So Hell is volcano stock footage? That doesn't seem so bad. But it gets worse." (''cut to screaming people with blood-soaked faces'') "You know, I sure am glad this movie isn't fear-mongering!" |
| 489 | * "Estus taps out for a minute to give us some words from Dr. Jack Hyles. (''CoughSnarkCough'') 'Doctor.'" |
| 490 | * Over a closeup of Jack Hyles: "I'm already starting to think you might be the Zodiac killer." |
| 491 | * |
| 492 | -->'''Character''': Our church never tries to scare you into religion. Besides, I like the way our preacher teaches. He says everybody's a child of God. |
| 493 | -->'''Woman next to him''': But Tim, your preacher's dead wrong. |
| 494 | -->'''Snob''': Right? Fuck that optimism shit. Decapitation! Burning corpses! That'll bring 'em into the flock! |
| 495 | * On scenes of damned people in Hell: "I'm pretty sure one guy just has bad gas. Someone just ate a Taco Bell Volcano Burrito!" |
| 496 | * After some {{squick}}-inducing scenes of the damned getting tortured by worms: "Does the collection plate in this church only get passed around so people can vomit in it?" |
| 497 | * "By the way, can I hear more about the guy in the crowd who dressed up his son as his deceased wife? ''Is anyone here stable?!''" |
| 498 | * "How does Dives react to the news of Jesus?...Like he's saying no to an upgrade on his movie theater popcorn." |
| 499 | * |
| 500 | -->'''Estus''': They're getting ready to watch the gladiators perform one of their bloody and murderous deeds. |
| 501 | -->'''Snob''': Estus, you don't get to judge something else for being bloody and murderous! |
| 502 | * (''over a shot of the angels going to Heaven'') "And then they fly off into space. Where they suffocate!" |
| 503 | * |
| 504 | -->'''Bearded man portraying God''': Welcome home, Lazarus. We've been waiting for you. |
| 505 | -->'''Snob''': Thanks, [[Franchise/HarryPotter Dumbledore]]. I'm glad we're up here in Heaven with the original Creator/RichardHarris version! |
| 506 | * "This speech is so dire, I'm surprised it doesn't come with ransom demands!" |
| 507 | * When Dives the rich man is shown complaining about Hell a thousand years later, Snob says "Dude, it's been a thousand years. Get over it and come roast hot dogs with us." |
| 508 | * "Estus knows a little something about dead people. A couple people in his audience are dead! And I think David Berkowitz might be there too!" |
| 509 | * |
| 510 | -->'''Estus''': Ten thousand years from now, every sinner will still be in Hell. A hundred thousand years from now, every sinner will still be in hell. One million years from now, every sinner will still be in Hell. |
| 511 | -->'''Snob''': Well, someone hasn't seen ''Film/WhatDreamsMayCome''. And I'm not sure I like the original lyrics to "In the Year 2525"! |
| 512 | * Estus referring to a very large number as "[[EleventyZillion three hundred zeroes years]]": "Three hundred zeroes years? That a technical term? And here I thought your audience wouldn't know math." |
| 513 | * After Estus cuts to another pastor: |
| 514 | -->'''Pastor''': In spite of what the critics and pseudo-intellectuals have to say about the subject of Hell... |
| 515 | -->'''Snob!Pastor''': ...I personally didn't think ''Film/{{Suicide Squad|2016}}'' was that bad! |
| 516 | * Snob's interpretation of one man's reason for being in Hell. |
| 517 | -->'''Damned Man:''' This...is because I sold my soul! |
| 518 | -->'''Snob:''' Actually, it's 'cause you ''[[BestialityIsDepraved fucked a sheep]]!'' |
| 519 | * "At this point they seem tormented by boredom. Fire is getting old to them. Except for [[Magazine/{{MAD}} Alfred E. Neuman]] here; he still seems worried." |
| 520 | * |
| 521 | -->'''Estus''': But no matter how horribly you visualized Hell, it's much worse than that. |
| 522 | -->'''Snob''': Yeah. ''Real'' Hell also has ''Film/{{Nukie}}''. |
| 523 | * The return of a familiar AccidentalInnuendo: |
| 524 | -->'''Estus''': Perhaps you're saying, "preacher, I couldn't come after a message like that." |
| 525 | -->'''Snob''': (''laughs'') Well, that's what you think. Luckily I have my lotion and a dirty sock to help me out with that. |
| 526 | * "And thus ends Dinesh D'Souza's [[TakeThat most competent film.]]" |
| 527 | * On Ormond and Pirkle's third film: "...in which Pirkle turns more and more into Wendy's founder Dave Thomas." |
| 528 | [[/folder]] |
| 529 | |
| 530 | [[folder:Donald Tramp]] |
| 531 | * "Both sides of the election agree we don't need to see [Trump's] cumface!" |
| 532 | * The interruptions by [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] and WebVideo/{{Phelous}} as two nitpicking nerds named [[IncrediblyLamePun Actual Lee]] and [[MeaningfulName Toby Fair]]. |
| 533 | ** [[WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown Film Brain]] also interrupts. Not to nitpick, but just to annoy Snob. |
| 534 | * This line: |
| 535 | -->'''Snob:''' We find out what would happen if Tramp won the White House. But they don't need to explain that to me, I already know what's gonna happen! |
| 536 | -->''(Cue the [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt ending montage]] from Film/DrStrangelove)'' |
| 537 | -->'''Snob:''' [[BaitAndSwitchComment We all get to watch]] ''[[BaitAndSwitchComment Dr. Strangelove]]'' [[BaitAndSwitchComment for free!]] |
| 538 | * The extended description of what a faithful porn parody would be like, with things such as a threeway with 2 Corinthians and building a wall around his cock to keep Mexican porn stars away. |
| 539 | -->'''Snob''': What I'm saying is ''make porn parodies great again!'' |
| 540 | [[/folder]] |
| 541 | |
| 542 | [[folder:Grease 2]] |
| 543 | * The RunningGag regarding the IntercourseWithYou songs. |
| 544 | [[/folder]] |
| 545 | |
| 546 | [[folder:The Identical]] |
| 547 | * "I'd say 'what the fuck Hollywood' but I'm sure Hollywood doesn't know this movie exists!" |
| 548 | * The Cinema Snob pulls a DVD of the movie out of his jacket, and then promptly questions why the hell he owns it. |
| 549 | * The massive LogicBomb the Snob suffers when he realizes that this film, which is about an Elvis knockoff, is set in a world ''where Elvis exists''. |
| 550 | * During the [[HoYay unintentionally homoerotic]] scene where Ryan sings to Drexel in the Drexel sound-alike contest, we get this CallBack: |
| 551 | -->'''Snob''': And then they bang. ''Hard.'' '''''INCEST BANG!!''''' |
| 552 | * The Snob's reaction to Rev. Wade's first sermon: |
| 553 | -->'''Snob''': [[TemptingFate Let's see how this sermon goes...]] |
| 554 | -->'''Rev. Reece Wade''': ''Blacks and whites, Jews and Gentiles...'' |
| 555 | -->'''Snob''': [[UnfortunateImplications Uhh... where is this going?!]] |
| 556 | -->'''Rev. Reece Wade''': ''[[BaitAndSwitch All equal in the eyes of the Lord! ALL EQUAL IN THE EYES OF THE LORD!!!]]'' |
| 557 | -->'''Snob''': Oh, phew, I thought that was going in a different direction... but seriously, this is 1930's Alabama. You're about to be run out of town. |
| 558 | * Later during another sermon. |
| 559 | -->'''Rev. Reece Wade''': Our precious Lord and savior was himself a JEW! |
| 560 | -->'''Snob:''' Tone man! Tone! |
| 561 | * The RunningGag about how Ryan's dad is aging rapidly while his mother stays [[AbsurdlyYouthfulMother suspiciously youthful]]. |
| 562 | -->'''Snob''': Is [Ray Liotta] gonna be a skeleton by the time this movie is gonna be over with?! |
| 563 | [[/folder]] |
| 564 | |
| 565 | [[folder:Breakin']] |
| 566 | * "Somewhere the Terminator is gonna show up and destroy all of them to prevent ''Dancin' - It's On'' from happening!" |
| 567 | * "Will the success continue with ''Breakin' 2: [[OddlyNamedSequel2ElectricBoogaloo Fake Subtitle for Every Sequel Joke Ever]]''?" |
| 568 | [[/folder]] |
| 569 | |
| 570 | [[folder:Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo]] |
| 571 | * The Snob takes a moment to run down [[OddlyNamedSequel2ElectricBoogaloo everyone who's ever made the usual joke involving the title]]. |
| 572 | * "I'm sure a lot of directors were clamoring to do a sequel to ''Breakin'', but Sam got his hand up [[IncrediblyLamePun First-enberg]]!" The Snob grins, followed by [[CallBack the "BUSH-WHACKED!" stinger]]. |
| 573 | * "Makes sense, as [[CommanderContrarian Armond White]] is a faker critic than I am!" |
| 574 | [[/folder]] |
| 575 | |
| 576 | [[folder:Trick or Treat]] |
| 577 | * When the main character is invited to a party that's obviously a setup, the Snob declares that "The ''best''-case scenario is that he falls into a barrel of acid and becomes [[Film/TheToxicAvenger Toxie]]!" |
| 578 | * In keeping with the plot of the film revolving around playing a record backwards and bringing a dead rocker back, the Snob wonders what would happen if he played the movie backwards. This brings up the title card for the 1933 film ''Suicide Squad''. He says that he isn't going to fall asleep in the middle of a review again, and asks that the film be played forwards again. |
| 579 | * The Snob decides to again put up a Patreon poll. ''Windy City'' is finally put as one of the options! |
| 580 | [[/folder]] |
| 581 | |
| 582 | [[folder:Spaced Invaders]] |
| 583 | * Two {{call back}}s: ''Windy City'' didn't win because voters know the result of the last time they did such a thing (Dianne Wiest blowing up the house in ''Independence Day''); and a lame gag earns a "BUSH-WHACKED!" |
| 584 | * The DVD is a double feature with ''Film/{{Kazaam}}''. Not only Snob is annoyed at the praising blurb for that, but putting the fingers on top of another reveals Videogame/ShaqFu... |
| 585 | * Snob at times mentions he watched this as a kid in theaters, and was horribly disappointed. So when he finds out the director did the ''[[Film/ANewHope Star Wars]]'' love letter ''5-25-77'', Snob says he's gonna do the ''Spaced Invaders'' homage ''4-27-90'', "and it's gonna be a fucking tear jerker!" |
| 586 | [[/folder]] |
| 587 | |
| 588 | [[folder:Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers]] |
| 589 | * The TroubledProduction is summed up with Snob calling it "Curse of Michael Myers", only to show a trailer that had "The Origin of Michael Myers". |
| 590 | -->They couldn't even settle on a fucking title! |
| 591 | * Upon seeing that a prefame Creator/PaulRudd is the protagonist. |
| 592 | --> '''The Snob''': "Holy shit, it's Creator/JasonSegel!" |
| 593 | * Snob is pleased to see a CruelAndUnusualDeath for [[AssholeVictim the unpleasant father]]. |
| 594 | * Snob's reaction to the GainaxEnding of the theatrical cut. |
| 595 | --> "WHAT THE FUCK? I wouldn't call that an open ending, 'cause that implies some sort of conclusion!" |
| 596 | [[/folder]] |
| 597 | |
| 598 | [[folder:A Halloween Puppy]] |
| 599 | * Eric Roberts [[TookTheBadFilmSeriously managing to not sleepwalk]] [[HamAndCheese and even be enthusiastic]] amuses the Snob to no end. |
| 600 | --> I hope to some day achieve the natural high Eric is on this! |
| 601 | * After finding out that Eric Roberts character inadvertently finished the magic spell by saying "Neato!" [[note]]the spell was [[KlaatuBaradaNikto Klaatu Barada Nikto]][[/note]] |
| 602 | --> '''Snob:''' What?! He was turned into a dog through the power of outdated slang?! POPPYCOCK! |
| 603 | [[/folder]] |
| 604 | |
| 605 | [[folder:Halloween 6: The Producer's Cut]] |
| 606 | [[/folder]] |
| 607 | |
| 608 | [[folder:Dr. Strange]] |
| 609 | * The RunningGag on how the movie feels like a porno, specially due to [[BowChickaWowWow the soundtrack]]. |
| 610 | * During a rather trippy scene, Snob jokingly declares that he's high. Then he genuinely freaks out when he discovers that [[MindScrew his glasses are missing their lenses]]. |
| 611 | [[/folder]] |
| 612 | |
| 613 | [[folder:Dangerous Men]] |
| 614 | * The Snob is flabbergasted throughout the video by the [[RandomEventsPlot utter batshit insanity]] of the movie. |
| 615 | * Snob's reaction to the incredibly cheaply-produced soundtrack, particularly a funky yet repetitive background tune used in a couple scenes. |
| 616 | -->'''Snob''': Hypnotic. I want to choke myself with a pocket watch. |
| 617 | [[/folder]] |
| 618 | |
| 619 | [[folder:The Last Ounce of Courage]] |
| 620 | * Just the fact that following the Santa hoodie from 2015, the Snob is in a [[Literature/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas Grinch]] one this year. |
| 621 | --> '''Snob''': It doesn't take much for me to be grumpy this time of the year, because after all, apparently I'm a fucking movie Grinch! |
| 622 | * This bit, when the movie shows the Reveres being informed of their son's death by soldiers, because of perfectly timed, sheer MoodWhiplash: |
| 623 | -->'''Bob:''' ''[voiceover]'' I'll never forget the sound of that doorbell.\ |
| 624 | ''[the sound of a "La Cucaracha" car horn plays]'' |
| 625 | * Just like ''Saving Christmas'', again there's a RunningGag regarding how the arguments raised by the movie are stupid and the Snob gets [[EnragedByIdiocy angrier]] with each takedown. |
| 626 | -->"There are Christians who get beheaded for their beliefs. And you're here bitching about Christmas." |
| 627 | * This exchange: |
| 628 | -->'''Christian''': What are you doing ''now''? |
| 629 | -->'''Bob''': It's not that easy, kid. What are ''you'' doing? |
| 630 | -->'''Christian''': I'm just one kid. |
| 631 | -->'''Bob''': And I'm just one grandpa. |
| 632 | -->'''Snob''' ''[very uncomfortable]'': So...[[HoYay are you two gonna fuck or something?]] |
| 633 | * Perhaps ''the'' crowning jeweles of the review (and a mix of Funny and Awesome) is when Snob/Brad simply has to take the camera outside to prove the movie's points wrong: |
| 634 | ** First, following the idea that a town would come under fire for putting up Christmas decorations, he goes outside and shows that the ''Illinois state capitol is draped in '''hundreds of Christmas lights''''', ending with: |
| 635 | --->'''Snob:''' Take your persecution complex and shove it ''straight'' up your ass! |
| 636 | ** He does it again a few minutes later when the main character of the movie bemoans a lack of "real Christmas music" being played on the radio. |
| 637 | --->'''Snob:''' ''[sitting in his car]'' Watch this. ''[turns on a radio station in the process of playing "Silent Night"]'' There is not one, but ''two'' stations in town that play non-stop, 24-hour Christmas music from Thanksgiving to Christmas! This movie is made by ''lying sacks of shit!'' |
| 638 | [[/folder]] |
| 639 | |
| 640 | [[folder:The Magic Christmas Tree]] |
| 641 | * Snob decides to change the poster to one of ''Silent Night Deadly Night Part 2'' with an insulting dedication by Eric Freeman. |
| 642 | -->'''Snob''': I'm gonna make sweet, passionate love to this poster! |
| 643 | * Pointing out that the black friend's lines are obviously dubbed in. |
| 644 | * The frequent takedowns on the utter incompetence of the movie (be it on voices that don't match the people talking to [[LeaveTheCameraRunning scenes that don't end]]). |
| 645 | * The Snob complains about the magic word in the movie, saying they're useless, but he discovers that they [[RagingStiffie somehow gave him an erection]]. |
| 646 | * The Snob is surprised that Ichabod the tortoise has an [=IMDb=] page, and even more surprised that he's somehow credited with voicing a cat. |
| 647 | * He experiences SarcasmFailure when the tree [[SuddenlySpeaking starts talking]], as there was ''no'' hint it would happen. He quickly recovers. |
| 648 | -->'''Tree''': If trees can't talk, then how can I answer you?\ |
| 649 | '''Snob''': Because I don't think that candy cane I snorted was a real candy cane. What the ''fuck'', the tree can talk?! |
| 650 | [[/folder]] |
| 651 | |
| 652 | [[folder:Silent Night, Bloody Night]] |
| 653 | * The Snob describes how the plot is about trying to sell a murder house where people keep dying in it. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking And the house has mold!]] |
| 654 | * After the film opens with a man on fire, Snob suggests that Creator/ChuckNorris could've been the one responsible, due to it being a [[Creator/TheCannonGroup Cannon production]]. |
| 655 | * Patrick O'Neal deserved a more dignified death, like in ''Film/UnderSiege''. |
| 656 | -->'''Snob''': Getting shot by Gary Busey in a dress is how I wanna go out! |
| 657 | [[/folder]] |
| 658 | |
| 659 | [[folder:Dear Santa]] |
| 660 | * The greenscreen beach that Crystal's mother is on [[SpecialEffectsFailure looks so fake]] that the Snob at one point says she's vacationing on Crystal's desktop background. |
| 661 | * The introduction of Pete, the CampGay chef. |
| 662 | -->'''Nostalgia Critic:''' Was the {{gay best friend}} your favorite character in ''WesternAnimation/TheKillingJoke?'' |
| 663 | -->'''Cinema Snob:''' No. The end credits were my favorite character in ''The Killing Joke.'' |
| 664 | * After looking at the writer's [=IMDb=] page, which shows that she also wrote gay porn films along with several other Lifetime Christmas movies, the Snob realizes that the CampGay character in the movie [[CaptainObviousReveal was gay.]] |
| 665 | * After the appearance of Santa Christ Barney Walker is seen in the back casually eating and he goes "Oh. Cameo." |
| 666 | * When they joke that Crystal could end the movie by simply telling the little girl Santa doesn't exist and the credits begin to roll: |
| 667 | -->'''Nostalgia Critic:''' No, no, you're not getting off that easily! |
| 668 | -->'''Cinema Snob:''' Have you ''seen'' the pornos I watch? I ''never'' [[DoubleEntendre get off easily]]. |
| 669 | * Snob introduces a scene where the main couple begins to "plow hard". They literally ride a snow plow. |
| 670 | -->'''Nostalgia Critic:''' Oh, you meant snow plowing. |
| 671 | -->'''Cinema Snob:''' [[DoubleSubversion No, I meant fucking.]] I clearly got that scene wrong. |
| 672 | * The Webvideo/{{Bum Review|s}}, even if Chester is baffled at the movie. |
| 673 | * In response to the MagicalQueer stereotypes of this movie, Snob creates his own mystical gay advisor, Bear Ryan. Bear Ryan is then seen advising a woman with marital problems [[BlackComedy to murder her husband with an ax]]. |
| 674 | ** Which is followed by an EverybodyLaughsEnding: |
| 675 | -->'''Critic and Snob''': MERRY CHRISTMAS! |
| 676 | -->''[Both continue to laugh]'' |
| 677 | -->'''Critic''': [[MoodWhiplash THE FUCK]] [[LampshadeHanging ARE YOU WEARING?!]] |
| 678 | [[/folder]] |
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